Reverend Insanity: Insatiable

A/n( hello my friends its me ForTheMemes. Today is the day of my birth and if I had to ask for anything it would not be money or power stones but you guys joining the discord and telling @SuperNerd4000 to get off tick tok as he bullied me cause of my age:( discord code is PMHUMyct . Also no hate to SuperNerd4000 i just want to mess with him and I think it'll be pretty funny if someone out of nowhere said that to him.

My ship landed hard on to the sea as I made my way out of masked immortals blessed land. I manipulated the marionettes to set sail and steer the ship to the north. All while Gu's might formation was active with small appetite as the core. That way I won't get harassed by the sea life around us.

With our course set I went on players shop to see if I could find any goods I'd want especially any luck path materials. I'd like to refine a few more karma gu eventually but the only issue with it would be charging them up to refine to the next levels. As i entered players shop the familiar shouts of players rang in my ears.

#6[ join the numerals and receive a allowance of the primeval essence stones]

True blue[ join the shades and get the help of gu refiners.]

Hell tiger[ join the beast kings and get the animal shape gu as a bonus.]

Crimson[ join the scarlet lords to share and learn with other blood path cultivators.]

Bai ning lover[ those who want to walk snow or ice path join us]

Su mol diieck[ those who join now can share the profunditys of rule path and can get either the gu recipes for small or big gu.]

Iam FangYuan!!![ join to try to get human path attainment from disscusing about reverend insanity.]

CreedFollower[ join my CreedWithFollowers sect to show the world the strength of blood path and Creeds!!!]

Ah the players are already starting groups, most will not last since most people will not join groups with lots of restrictions on a contract. While only a few will have useful benefits. Even i did not join a sect till their was immortals who could offer me actual goods I'd want. As for cultivation groups I only joined a food path group with actual food path immortals later on.

The group also held a tight grip on food path goods and gu. The money we made off dragon fish alone could make most rank 7 seniors jealous, and each one of us was protected by either a large sect or large clan we were untouchable unless you wanted to get jumped on by a large group of immortals.

But this a sign that the players are progressing, soon the first large sect will be established. The first sect had a minimum of rank 3 as the back bone and had a minimum of b grade talent. They were called the Otherworldly Demon sect a group of players who dedicated their lifes to gu online. Lots of monsters came from here and were one of the first sects to have an immortal backing. Which brought more players to join them.

All the more reason to advance to immortal level. I pulled out the last yellow relic gu and used it, advancing my rank 4 middle stage aperture to upper stage primeval sea level. I had already used the other one earlier and now steep tea gu will advance my upper stage primeval sea essence to peak stage primeval sea essence.

If it wasn't for the fact one of the conditions for owning Formless blessland was that you had to be a mortal i would have stayed in masked immortals blessed land to break through.

Sailing through the sea was a breeze, with Gu's might formation activated no sea life bothered me as for any pirate ships the second they saw me they tuck tail. It seems my reputation on the sea has reached even the common rift raft, but I'm not gonna bother with them. I also ran into a lot of righteous path cultivators who wanted to invite me to their clan or caravan, but I simply gave them the excuse that I was after a demonic pirate. They all tried to say they would assist me but once I mentioned that they were rank 4 with a few rank 3 underlining they quickly said they had other urgent issues to attend to.

One and half months went by as I sailed sea to sea with little to no issues. The only thing that actually required my attention was that a group of pirates decided to group up and attack me. A total of three ships surrounded me. From the top of the center ship a large fish head man yelled.

???[ Surrender!!! Serpent Devourer we've decided to band up and stop you from capturing any of us every again!!!]

He let out the aura of a rank 4 middle stage gu master. No wonder they feel confident at defeating me. Anyone who knew who I was knew I was a rank 3 enslavement path gu master. So they must feel pretty confident at beating me with a rank 4 gu master.

Crim[ riveting..... listen I'm in a rush so I'll give you all a chance to leave peacefully. If not don't blame me for not holding back.]

My words stunned them at first but then they all began to laugh.

Crim[ I'll take that as a no then.]

I then let out my rank 4 peak stage aura and that shut them up pretty quick. Activating qi shape gu I created a gaint hand double the size of any ship here. I sent it towards the nearest ship of pirates who tried to destroy it with their attacks, but qi shape gu is a rank 5 gu it's durability is far stronger than any lesser gu. Theirs only a few gu that could possibly destroy or damage it but how could a bunch of no name pirates have one.

The gaint hand lifted up the pirates ship and brought it out of the water. The pirates yelled out in fear as I smashed the lifted ship on to a second pirate ship. Sending wood pieces all over the sea and making large waves that pushed us further apart. Once the sea calmed down a bit I chugged down a bottle of primeval dao water and yelled out.

Crim[ I was not lying when I said that I was in a rush. So I'll leave you be for the time being, however once I'm done with what I need to do. If I find out you all are still causing trouble for others then you have no one to blame for me hunting you down other than yourselves.]

With that said I sailed away, as they all started to swim towards the last remaining ship, but no one dared to look at me let alone attack me anymore. Their all a waste of space in my eyes if it wasn't for the fact I didn't want to lose any good luck in karma gu I would have killed them all. Karma gu is a wonderful luck path gu to most, but for those who are demonic or cruel. It serves as a restriction on them, reminding them that they can't do as they please.

After sailing far away from them I was finally able to sit down and relax after using aurora scent gu and confirming that no dangers where near me. The sea is so vast and I still managed to run into headaches. I decided to watch some influencers who were finally playing gu online. Let's see what's posted

Pranking my class by setting off smelly fart gu's during class. "We got expelled"

Becoming a master wielder of ice blade gu. "Gone wrong"

Exploring Hei's haunted forest. "We found a ghost/spirit"

War against my neighboring clan, their can only be one tiger per mountain.

I'll refine large wave gu within ten attempts.

Giving a inheritance to the talented npc " warning it gets emotional"

How to get a rank 6 gu while still being a mortal. " gone wrong/ we got robbed "

Starting my own sect with only npcs

Making a trap for a rank 3 gu master! They won't see it coming. "First ever trap base?" "Gone bloody"

Ah no matter what world were in we'll always produce brain rot entertainment. That just lets us shut off or brains and relax.

....

After another half a month of sailing I entered the sea in which formless bless land resided. The sea here was rich in qi path dao marks. So it was a very popular sea to be in, from sea merchants to clans gathering materials. It always seemed to have people everywhere.

Well its still not an issue for me, I sailed to where I knew formless bless land was at, and just like I did with masked immortals blessed land. I sent out a information path gu to where I knew the blessed land was at.

I spent nearly half an hour waiting I was even thinking about sending another letter over, but just as I was thinking that a bright blue light emerged. With stairs that looked like they were made out of water appeared and a grand door way that was changing shape appeared. It would be a normal door way and then turn into a star door way, then it turned in to a bears mouth. It kept changing forms every 30 seconds.

As I was gonna sail forward a gaint net came out of the doorway and picked up my entire ship and brought me in. My eyesight went black but quickly I could see again. But I was being held by a gaint hand, with a blob of blue infront of me. The blob took form of a old man with a large beard. This blue blob was formless bless land spirit.

Land spirit[ How!?! How did you know where I was!?! And how do you know about my requirements for becoming my master!?! I haven't told anyone my requirements for becoming my master!!!]

Crim[ I have already gained one blessed land and I have found a mortal inheritance from your previous self while he was alive. After some deducing I learned where you were and what'd task you'd set to become your master.]

Land spirit[ that's impossible, I never gave away a inheritance and even if I did how could you deduce where my bless land is and what my requirements for becoming my master would be?]

Crim[ I have inherited a wisdom path inheritance and even had a immortal gu. Deducing about you with all the clues I had wasn't that difficult for me since I have master path attainment in wisdom path.]

Land spirit[ but..... that still doesn't make much sense to me.]

Crim[ let me use my gu and I'll prove to you I have the ability to become your master.]

Land spirit[ alright I'll humor you]

Now that I wasn't being restrained I activated rank 5 qi shape gu creating another gaint hand that took me out of the gaint had that was holding me, and slowly set me down on the ground. The land spirit turned into a wave and splashed down in the ground next to me where he reformed into the long bearded old man.

Land spirit[ that... I know that qi. It's my qi shape gu.... how do you have it?]

Crim[ I told you that I had a inheritance of yours, but it's not just your qi shape gu but its rank 5 qi shape gu.]

I took out from my aperture a gold octopus with 5 tentacles. Each tentacle was constantly changing into different shapes or beasts. It was rank 5 qi shape gu, the land spirit turned into a blue ball that then became a gaint eye ball as it then took my qi shape gu from my hands to examine it.

Land spirit[ it... really is my qi shape gu, and you've managed to refine it all the way to rank 5 as a mortal. Maybe you can become my master, but you also need the materials to refine rank 6 qi shape gu or pay the price for the materials. Can you even provide either of those with out a backing?]

I took out from my pockets a small sack that held my five immortal essence stones and tossed it to the land spirit. Who turned into a gaint hand to catch it.

Crim[ inside that bag has 5 immortal essence stones, and since I already have a rank 5 qi shape gu. I look forward to refining my first immortal gu.]

He looked into the bag and took out all the immortal essence stones and they all disappeared into his liquid body.

Land spirit[ hmmm maybe you do have a backing.]

Crim[ No like I said I already got a blessed land, that's where I got those immortal essence stones. Now let's refine that gu, because once thats done I'll cultivate here until I can become an immortal myself.]