School Genius Bodyguard

Seeing Li Fei still dawdling, Su Meimei suddenly stood up, "Hey, can you hurry up?"

"What's the rush?" Seeing Little Witch being so proactive, Li Fei instead felt a bit guilty. This girl pretended to be a pure lady, but she was actually quite desirous!

Su Meimei quickly walked in front of Li Fei then with a bang, she heavily closed the door. Li Fei felt a chill down his spine! What exactly did this girl want to do? Did she really think she had him wrapped around her finger?

"Hey, bumpkin, let me ask you, do you only know those few flashy moves? What else can you do?"

"Oh! You have pretty high demands for a bodyguard, so what else do you want me to know?"

"Can you shoot a pistol?"

As soon as she said this, Li Fei immediately turned to stone—of course, what Little Witch actually meant was if there came a day when she was attacked by many bad guys, Li Fei would need to use a pistol to protect her.

"I... of course I can, I definitely can!"

Li Fei cunningly blinked, joking aside, every man knows how to handle that, right? But he didn't know what her real intention was. Maybe she was feeling spring fever, hence her desperation, maybe she was already impatient...

The next second, Su Meimei actually played along and let out a coquettish laugh with her clear, alluring eyes, then she uttered a few words through her delicate cherry lips: "Then show me!"

Damn it, you really dare to watch? I really dare to shoot, who's afraid of who? Since I have thick skin anyway, ah well, might as well treat you like Teacher Hato! Just right...

However, Li Fei still looked at Second Miss Su suspiciously, still not quite believing this girl had such a heavy taste!

"Do you really want to see it?"

"Of course, it wouldn't be all for show, would it?"

Crap, Li Fei suddenly flared up, it's downright insulting. For a man, there's no greater humiliation than to say his tool is useless!

"Are you sure? You're not playing with me?"

"Who's playing with you? You're my personal bodyguard, I'm supposed to see it!"

Damn it, clearly his role was her bodyguard, yet she spoke as if he was her husband, with such an assertive tone!

"Well then, since you say so, I'll show you just once..."

Li Fei's expression was just like an aggrieved little housewife. Ah, servitude isn't easy! Nowadays, working is hard, being a bodyguard is almost like being a gigolo!

So, Li Fei had no choice but to sluggishly unbuckle his belt, and his boxer shorts were immediately revealed.

This movement scared the haughty and imperious Little Witch quite a bit, immediately turning her lovely face red. She covered her eyes with one hand and pointed at Li Fei with the other, sharply protesting, "Hey, stop, stop it, what are you doing? Pervert!"

"Weren't you the one who wanted to see me shoot?"

"Why are you taking off your pants?"

"How else am I supposed to shoot? How fresh!" Li Fei said, pulling at his belt with a sense of grievance.

"Humph, my pistol is clearly on the table, is your pistol in your pants?" Su Meimei said, turning away and pointing to a table beside her.

Oh? Li Fei took a closer look and indeed saw a small revolver on the table in the corner. Although Huaxia banned the sale of firearms, this pistol was a high-quality replica, almost indistinguishable from a real gun.

Damn it, this girl really did have a pistol to shoot; this was really embarrassing. Li Fei wanted to smash his head on tofu or simply hang himself with a strand of long noodles!

He glanced at the floor, which was smooth as a mirror everywhere. If there were any cracks in the ground, no matter how small, he wished he could squeeze through!

He was so embarrassed he couldn't face anyone!

And even more awkward moments were still to come. Just as Li Fei had not even managed to pull up his pants, the beautiful elder sister Su Manman suddenly barged in without any warning or giving him time to react; just like that, a sleazy man, pulling up his pants in front of two stunning beauties, what kind of situation was this?

"Umm, this is..."

"Hehe, I'm really sorry, my belt broke, I'm going to fix it now!" Li Fei quickly pulled up his pants, trying to bolt.

"Wait!"

Thinking of escaping? Not so easy! Su Manman stepped forward and blocked Li Fei's way, her eyes as icy as an executive, never one to let such indecent behavior easily slide!

The next second, Su Manman's icy face could almost wring water out of it as she angrily questioned: "Did your belt just happen to break by chance?"

"Yes..."

However, Li Fei clearly lacked confidence, his voice so quiet only he could hear it, but he would never admit to being a pervert! He definitely couldn't tell his sister it was because her sister wanted to see him shoot a pistol... How could such an explanation sound believable?

"Meimei, did Li Fei's belt really break?" Su Manman turned to look at her sister.

"Sister, his belt didn't break, it's his heart that's broken!" Su Meimei walked up to Li Fei, angrily scolding: "Humph, little pervert! I asked him to show me the shooting, and he just..."

Shooting... pistol! Su Manman was speechless, her sister's naivety truly surprised her greatly. But she still glared fiercely at Li Fei!

Of course, Su Manman understood in her heart that this incident couldn't entirely be blamed on Li Fei. For a man, the phrase "shoot a pistol" really could easily bring certain thoughts to mind! If anyone was to blame, it could only be because Su Meimei was too naive, virtually a blank slate!

So, Su Manman took a deep breath, "Let's just leave this matter at this. From now on, no more ambiguous actions in the room!"

"Yes, sister..." Su Meimei replied, her face flushing.

"Then I'll be going!" Li Fei said.

"Wait!"

"What else is there? Manman." Li Fei replied in a placating tone.

"First, don't call me by my nickname in the future. Remember, my name is Su Manman!" Su Manman said sternly.

"Yes..."

"Second, starting tomorrow, you'll accompany Meimei to Boduo College. I've already contacted Teacher Mei Xin; just go directly to her to report!"

"Got it."

"Well, it's getting late, everybody go to sleep!"

Li Fei embarrassingly rushed back to his room, clutching his pants. Inside the slingshot, the sleazy Evil God couldn't help but burst into malicious laughter, overjoyed!

"I always thought I was the sleaziest guy in the world, but after meeting you, I changed my mind!"

"Crap, you laughing at? Believe it if I shove this slingshot into the toilet!"

"Don't, you're ruthless alright, but you truly went too far, undressing in front of Little Beauty!"

"How was I supposed to know she actually had a pistol to test me, making me think she was unbearably horny..."

"What if she had been an old lady? Then, wouldn't your young rooster be at a loss?"

"How am I supposed to know her intentions? I don't have X-ray vision!"

"Eh, kid, actually, if you want to learn, I can also teach you X-ray vision!"

"Do you really have that skill?" Li Fei was skeptical.

"Of course, I, the Evil God, am the supreme of the Dragon Clan, is there anything in this world I can't do? If you're willing to endure hardship, I guarantee you'll soon be able to see through a person's thoughts and achieve things others can't!"