School Genius Bodyguard

Su Meimei was about to go mad with anger, her lips trembling as she cursed, "Hmph, bastard, and you call yourself a handsome guy? Want to call the police on me? Don't you see whose home this is? Go on, call the police, do it!"

However, that jerk's earlier compliment that she looked pretty did sound somewhat pleasing. Sure, the guy was shamelessly thick-skinned and extremely narcissistic, but at least his taste wasn't totally off!

At this moment, Li Fei had quickly gotten dressed and patted Su Meimei on the shoulder from behind.

Su Meimei shivered unconsciously, "Bastard, don't you touch me, okay? My sister might not be home, but she installed an automatic alarm system. If you dare to molest me, I will never let you off…"

"Damn it, I already said I'm not interested in minors, you little Waggy Bun!"

What Waggy Bun? Although I wouldn't dare to call myself unmatched in voluptuousness, I still take great pride compared to my peers!

Just as the ads say, chin up, chest out, be a confident woman! Hmph, country bumpkin, no taste at all!

But this jerk was really infuriating to talk to. What do you mean not interested in me? How can there be anything wrong with my looks? With such a face, such a figure, standing out among thousands of rich and noble girls at Boduo College and being hailed as the top campus beauty, one can imagine how stunning my charm must be!

Ah, forget it, that jerk must be speaking sarcastically, just trying to rile me up. After comforting herself with this thought, Su Meimei quickly calmed down. The two of them hurried downstairs one after the other, and Su Meimei pointed at the Lincoln sports car outside the door, saying, "Did you learn how to drive yesterday?"

"More or less."

"What? You still can't drive after watching for so long, you're so dumb!"

Damn it, you expect to drive after watching once? Do you really think people run driving schools just to scam money?

But to show off his manliness, Li Fei still puffed up his chest and said, "No problem, leave it to me!"

However, as soon as he turned around, Li Fei mumbled to the slingshot hanging on his butt, "It's all on you now, huh!"

But soon a sleazy and decrepit voice reached his ears, "Hey kid, you're damn useless. Need Old Dragon's help to chase a girl!"

Of course, Su Meimei couldn't hear this voice. She handed the car keys to Li Fei and took her seat in the passenger side, "Just a reminder, my car is worth seven million. If you scratch or dent it, you won't be able to afford the damages even if you go bankrupt!"

"Even if I sell my semen and blood?"

"With that tiny frame of yours, you'd have to do it until you're at least three hundred years old, and that's assuming you still have the vitality at that age!"

"Yikes, that expensive, huh? Better be careful then!" Li Fei muttered to himself but in reality was speaking to his slingshot.

"No worries, if you're still vigorous at three hundred, I'll help you sell!" responded that sleazy and aged voice.

"..."

Li Fei sat in the driver's seat, smiling cheekily at Su Meimei, "I'm a poor guy. If I can't pay you back, maybe I should just sell myself to you, how about it?"

"Drop dead!"

Such a shameless, filthy bodyguard, Su Meimei was so angry her beautiful eyes nearly popped, and she punched Li Fei hard with her clenched fist, "I don't fancy your stinky hide!"

Li Fei playfully adjusted his seat, "Hey, what time does class start?"

"Eight thirty!"

Goddamnit! Li Fei nearly knocked himself unconscious against the steering wheel. It was already eight twenty-three, with only seven minutes until class! This woman was definitely trying to kill him!

Luckily, though Li Fei couldn't drive, he had an Evil God with divine abilities—the sleazy Old Dragon—seated right behind him. It seemed he could only rely on it today.

Imitating a taxi driver, he started the ignition, but the car just wouldn't move, leaving Li Fei dripping with sweat!

"Hey, release the clutch, step on the gas, let's go!" the Evil God reminded from behind.

"What's a clutch? And where's the gas pedal?" Li Fei panicked inside but didn't dare to say it out loud. After all, in front of the Little Witch, a man needs to save face!

"Damn it, what a loser!" cursed the Evil God from behind, "Never eaten pork, haven't even seen a pig run?"

But Li Fei was still panicked and couldn't get the car to move, while Su Meimei kept urging, "Go, hurry up!"

"Hey kid, you're really useless. Looks like I'll have to take matters into my own hands!" the Evil God cursed, and then Li Fei felt his right leg suddenly push down hard!

"Remember, kid, this is the gas pedal!"

The Lincoln sedan shot out like the wind, and both Li Fei and Su Meimei screamed in unison, an accidental duet of joy!

"Right, that's it, kid, press the clutch, step on the gas, shift gears…"

Under the guidance of the omnipotent Evil God, the highly talented Li Fei mastered the driving skills in just one minute! And his speed was a jaw-dropping two hundred kilometers an hour!

At this point, the Little Witch Su Meimei in the passenger seat was the most worried. Her little heart thumped wildly as she thought about the fact that this was the bodyguard's first time driving, without even a license. She prayed he wouldn't crash into a wall or drive into the river!

The performance of the Lincoln sedan was excellent. It overtook countless cars without even slowing down, and following Su Meimei's directions, they took the wide provincial road. The speed reached its limit, the accelerator pressed to the floor, almost as if they were racing with lightning!

Eventually, Su Meimei got scared, "Li Fei… can you slow down? I'm scared…"

"Driving slow will make us late. I don't want to give the teacher a bad impression on my first day at school!"

A delinquent driving two hundred kilometers per hour to school in the city wants to make a good impression on the teacher? Why don't you go jump off a cliff?

"Alright, I'll listen to you…"

Once a woman's will is overpowered by a man, she becomes exceptionally obedient. Even if she is the Su Family's Second Young Miss, known as the Little Witch, she is no exception!

"Now it's eight twenty-seven. Three minutes until class starts. Don't worry, I'll definitely make it to school before eight thirty!"

But, unluckily, they hit the rush hour for office workers, and ahead were two long lines of traffic. At a glance, there was nowhere to go!

"Oh no, we're definitely going to be late now!" Su Meimei lamented.

"I'll take a look!"

Li Fei said, widening his eyes before activating his X-ray vision!

Indeed, about a hundred meters ahead, there had been a traffic accident causing the jam. However, right before the crashed vehicles, there was a small gap that the Lincoln could just squeeze through. The angle of the gap was tricky, so ordinary drivers wouldn't notice it, but Li Fei, with his extraordinary abilities, could effortlessly spot it from a hundred meters away.

Li Fei quickly estimated the distance between the two rows of cars. When using his special abilities, all his physiological functions were enhanced to their limits. His thinking was extraordinarily active, and he could easily calculate the central distance between the two rows of cars—a width just enough for the Lincoln to slip through.

Having determined the coordinates of the route, Li Fei handled the car with ease. In the next second, the Lincoln sped through the gap between the two lines of traffic, shocking the Little Witch Su Meimei pale with a long scream trailing behind her, "Ah…"

While screaming, Su Meimei nervously grabbed the bulging area between Li Fei's legs!

"Ow…"