School Genius Bodyguard

Su Manman instantaneously had a black line on her forehead and, without any surprise, got goosebumps all over. A person who needed crutches to walk wanted to be a personal bodyguard? And he had the audacity to ask for ten thousand just to start talking—did he really think the Su family were idiots with too much money?

So, Su Manman had no choice but to discreetly wipe away the cold sweat on her forehead and politely decline, "Um, sorry, old man, we really don't need a bodyguard right now..."

However, in her heart, she thought that as Li Fei's master, he must have the strength to be a bodyguard, but the old man had started by ogling the sisters' long legs without end. Where do you find bodyguards like that?

"Uh, old man, you've reached retirement age, so please don't be a bodyguard. Li Fei alone is enough for us, with a monthly salary of forty thousand. Do you have any objections?"

"Of course not!" The sly old codger chuckled lewdly, "Just give me the money, and you can take the man!"

"Uh, you're really straightforward, old man..."

"That I am, that I am."

Once the matter was settled, Su Meimei was also willing to accept Li Fei as her personal bodyguard. After all, compared to the sleazy Iron Crutch Li, Li Fei was much more pleasant to look at, at least not an eyesore like his master!

"Li Fei, since my sister has hired you to be my personal bodyguard, our employment relationship starts now! Alright, drive me home!"

"Are you mistaken?" Li Fei's head shook like a rattle drum, "I'm a bodyguard, not a driver! Besides, the key point is I don't know how to drive."

Ugh, alright, films really are untrustworthy. It seems finding a handsome, capable long-legged oppa will always remain a fantasy! Ideals are plump, but reality is skinny!

"Hmph! The idea of an employer driving for the bodyguard, I bet not even Wang Jiawei could come up with a plot like this!"

Su Meimei resigned herself to the reality of being the most failed employer in the world. Meanwhile, Iron Crutch Li came forward to support, "Well, girl, it's not Li Fei's fault, it's because I'm too poor to afford a car for him to practice with. But Li Fei is smart; in a few days, he'll learn to drive. Later on, let him be your driver!"

"Hmph!" Su Meimei looked disdainful, as if by driving Li Fei she'd lose a great deal of face, and turned to walk toward the extended Lincoln. However, she had only taken two steps when she was blocked by the collapsed Chang Huan.

"Hey, is he dead?" Su Meimei pointed at Chang Huan and shouted.

"Oh, no, just knocked out by me!"

"Is that so? I think he's faking it!"

With that, the playful Su Meimei suddenly pounced and landed on Chang Huan, then deliberately trampled him!

"Oh… oh…"

Su Meimei guessed right, Chang Huan was just pretending to be knocked out, but now that the Little Witch had given him such a vigorous trampling, he was in so much pain that he truly passed out!

Su Meimei jumped off Mr. Chang and still unsatisfied, kicked him a few more times. When there was still no response, she showed a disappointed expression, "Weren't you supposed to be tough? Turned out to be so useless!"

Li Fei couldn't help but be covered in cold sweat—cripes, which man could endure her stamping method? Jumping up and stomping vehemently, it was practically a technique to ensure childlessness, a choice between death or crippling!

Gou Tui, upon witnessing this scene, was so frightened that he peed himself, a stream of yellow viscous liquid flowing from inside his trouser leg. Pleading with a mouthful of begging, he said, "Lady, spare my life, I bow to you, old ma'am…"

"Get lost!" Su Meimei looked disgustedly at the yellow unknown liquid on Xun Tui's trousers, then twisted her body into the driver's seat, saying resentfully, "Look at these two pieces of trash, one got peed on the face, the other peed on himself, two stinking bums not even fit to feed dogs—they'd refuse to eat them for being too stinky! Sigh, whatever, I'll spare them for today!"

Then Su Meimei sat in the car with the demeanor of a bossy queen, "Watch closely, I'm going to teach you how to drive. Starting tomorrow, you'll drive me to school!"

"Crap, as long as you're not afraid of a car accident…" Li Fei muttered as he sat in the passenger seat, with Su Manman sitting behind, watching Li Fei learn to drive.

The Lincoln started up, and Li Fei looked at his silver-haired master Iron Crutch Li with a bit of sadness. Suddenly choked up, he knew that the old scoundrel never did a good deed, but after all, he had raised him, and Li Fei suddenly felt a moistness in his eyes, "Master, take care of yourself. I'll come back to see you often!"

"Heh heh, no need to come back often, just remember to send your salary back home every month..."

"…"

The stylish stretch Lincoln flowed away like a gust of wind, and Li Fei sat in the passenger seat, tilting his head to look at the enchanting little beauty beside him. She had a delicate face, eyes clear as autumn waters gleaming with a rosy luster, long eyelashes, and a rounded chin—all adding to a sense of youthful allure!

Even more impressive was the two shapely bulges on her chest. For her age, she already had quite a figure, a measured guess of at least 34C—definitely the makings of an AV superstar!

As Li Fei wallowed in these unhealthy thoughts in his head, he couldn't help but gulp, and then, with a plop, a droplet of saliva fell from his mouth. Luckily, the Su Sisters didn't see, or it would have been truly embarrassing! So Li Fei tried to divert his attention, but his sneaky eyes couldn't help but linger on the little beauty.

Su Meimei felt something strange beside her, and with a glance from the corner of her eye, she noticed someone stealthily staring at a certain private part of hers. The little beauty immediately realized something and with a cold face, she demanded, "Why do you keep staring at me?"

"Nonsense! Aren't you teaching me to drive?"

"Really? Then why do you look so lovesick?"

"Is that so? Might just be your imagination!" Li Fei glanced at the little beauty's hand on the gear stick, thoughtfully saying, "That pose looks so familiar..."

"What?"

Su Meimei was extremely surprised, removing her hand from the gear stick, "What do you mean?"

Li Fei's eyes twinkled, "No, just at a glance, I can tell you must be great at... milking..."

"You jerk…" Su Meimei killed him once again with a murderous look.

While the two of them flirted and bickered in the front seat, Su Manman's voice came from the back, "Li Fei, starting from tomorrow, you and Meimei will join Boduo College together to study!"

"Study?" Li Fei was quite surprised, "I dropped out a long time ago, been picking up trash for two years, you know?"

"No problem, I'll contact Principal Chen of Boduo College to arrange your enrollment!"

To know, Boduo College had a long history in Southern China, its fame not less than Teacher Hato among geeky home-dwelling males! So when Li Fei heard this, he couldn't help but be awed—it's true what they say about the rich! Throw an old man's head, and instantly wipe out those poor students who slaved away for ten years!

Two years ago, Li Fei had also aspired to study at Boduo College, but his college entrance exam scores were abysmal, falling a full three hundred points short of Boduo College's admission line, so he had no choice but to be sunken in disappointment—didn't even make it to the lowest local college and went straight back home to pick up trash!