Self-Employed With Instant Death

11 – Maid noodle house (1)

“Wow, you are amazing in many ways.”

They don’t know where they got it, but they go to work wearing maid clothes.

I didn’t know if I would actually wear it.

“Go, if it’s for the store, we should do this much.”

Contrary to his confident words, Saerom blushed.

There is no artifact that can read thoughts separately, but I could tell. Saerom thought he wanted to die.

‘Is this the sorrow of office workers?’

The feeling of being forced by anyone.

There was no doubt that he was obeying Eugene’s orders.

“Sarom, raise your head. It’s all for the store, so you have to be proud.”

Eugene said while adjusting his clothes.

A garment that reveals the chest bone.

I even wore stockings that made the leg line stand out… … .

It was a confident attitude without the slightest shame.

I sincerely respected her.

That’s it.

“Thank you for working hard for the store, but can’t we do it in a more normal way?”

I’ve said it many times, but this is a noodle house.

It is not a restaurant that is frequented by elderly people and is frequented by men only.

A young man would think that good is good.

‘The era is the era.’

I was inexhaustibly scared because it was a world where people were inconvenient.

“A strategy that is not differentiated from others cannot succeed. You have to trust me and follow me.”

For some reason, I think she knows what the drama she watched yesterday was.

I said with a sigh.

“If you’re posted on social media as a boss who is abusive… … ”

But before I could finish talking, a guest came in.

– With my daughter.

“Welcome, Master.”

‘… Now I don’t even know.’

Eugene seemed unmoved, as if he had put an iron plate on his face. Saerom’s face burned with shame.

I shook my head and went into the kitchen.

I heard the sound of exchanging a few times outside, and Saerom came over and said.

“Two meat noodles… … ”

“Tell me it will take about 10 minutes.”

Because once the order came in.

I boiled noodles and poured broth.

-Ding!

“I got meat noodles.”

When the bell rang, Saerom took the noodles.

I opened my eyes and watched the guests.

The customer didn’t know whether the noodles were going through his nose or his mouth.

I was just staring at Eugene and Saerom.

‘Well, it’s enough to believe that I’m an idol.’

It’s because they have weird personalities, but they were above average in appearance.

These days, government agents are chosen based on their appearance, to the extent that it made me think.

“Did you like the food?”

Eugene kindly entertained. I liked that part. No matter how delicious the food is, it’s because I know the feeling of being dirty if the part-time job isn’t cheap.

“Yes Yes! really… It was delicious.”

The customer had a blank expression. I sighed.

“really? thank god. Then will you definitely visit again?”

Eugene said with a twinkle in her eyes. The guest nodded so quickly that three faces could be seen.

“Absolutely! The taste and service are good. I will definitely visit again! Yeah!”

The guest responded enthusiastically.

“Wow! I’m so glad If a customer visits again, I would be very happy.”

Eugene put her hands together and replied refreshingly.

‘He was blunt when he talked to me… ‘

Looking back, it was an amazing change.

“We will do a lot of publicity! Can I take a picture instead?”

“Yes, as much as you like.”

That’s how the male guest went out after taking a picture.

‘… Wouldn’t it be bad?’

Surprisingly, looking at the face of the customer he liked, it seemed that Eugene’s strategy wasn’t too bad.

Above all, human rights fees are free.

‘I’ll have to watch it a little longer.’

And I see a great sight.

**

“yes?”

Baek Seon-hee, a 500,000 YouTuber, was swimming on Instagram today without fail.

There was Lord Ferguson’s famous saying that SNS is a waste of life, but it wasn’t for her.

Because the concept of her channel is to go around and review various restaurants.

I usually search Instagram like this to find restaurants.

Then she sees an article with an unusual content.

-Great! A maid cafe opens near Sillim!

(Picture)

From the outside, it was just an ordinary noodle restaurant, but when I went in, there were two maids hahahahaha But I thought they were idols. I thought I was going to die of a heart attack. Looks like I’ll be a regular here from today.

#Unexpectedly profitable #Restaurant made right #Made #Tasty #Recommended.

“Wow, what are you doing here?”

Sunhee blinked her eyes. Even as a woman herself, a pretty woman was wearing a maid outfit and smiling broadly.

‘There are places like this in Korea.’

It was a common concept in Japan, but it is not easy to challenge in Korea.

… There were several reasons.

‘The food looks good too. Concept too… … I’m sure it will attract you a bit?’

Sunhee, a YouTuber in her third year, was convinced.

this is awesome!

Whoever catches it first wins!

She hurriedly stood up.

‘Wait a minute, the location… It’s right in front of you?!’

Since competitors have been on the rise lately, there was no way that she, who was looking for a video distance with her eyes on, could not miss such a good opportunity.

She quickly grabbed her phone and tripod and came out.

‘Don’t be late! Whoever catches it first wins!’

**

– With my daughter!

“Welcome, Master!”

I thought as I listened to their voices, which I had grown accustomed to.

‘It feels like a lot of guests are coming today.’

four o’clock in the afternoon.

As the closing time approached, I swallowed happy screams from the sudden crowd of customers.

“Wow, what is it? is it real A real maid.”

“I know. I thought it was old, but.”

‘f*ck high school? no no. high school student?’

It was a kid with a shoulder width the size of my palm. Seeing the old Irezumi tattoos on both arms and legs, it must have been a day.

‘Ugh, that’s scary.’

Besides, there was a pretty big high school girl next to her.

The width and length of the skirt, concerned about blood vessels protruding from the legs.

It was characterized by the opposite coloration of the face and neck.

‘If the two fight, the girl’s side will win.’

Wasn’t it still fresh?

I glanced at the cute customers and waited for the menu.

“Hey, great. Aren’t you embarrassed?”

Quick.

The sound of something breaking was heard. I looked at him with bewildered eyes. Eugene’s hand was trembling slightly. But she was a professional part-timer, and I, the president of the girl, could vouch for it.

“It would be embarrassing to serve a wonderful and handsome master! Please sit over here!”

“Puff! dog laugh It’s the owner, it’s the mak.”

“Do you rhyme? yo-yo! I’m the rapper Byung-Hum Lee! Hip-Hop Dove!”

‘Yo, kids these days have a peculiar mental state.’

Seeing that I couldn’t follow the flow of the conversation, I thought I was getting older too.

“meat… Noodle… two outlines.”

“Ah, you’ve been through a lot.”

Eugene’s expression was the highlight.

I didn’t scratch for nothing and prepared the noodles. Then, another guest came in.

– With my daughter.

“Welcome, Master!”

This time it was a female guest.

“Hey, boss, can you call me? Bar, sorry if you are busy.”

“Boss… ?”

I was just a guest. A tripod was held up on the face of a noble statue and in his right hand.

I felt lightning strike me.

‘It’s a YouTuber!’

One of the formulas for rice cakes.

Youtuber!

These days, I know that YouTube promotion works better than cable TV, so I gave up everything I was doing and came forward.

“You said you were looking for me?”

“… ? I haven’t even called yet.”

When I glared at Saerom with a refreshing smile, it was her who immediately closed her mouth.

“Hello boss! Ask if I can shoot here… … ”

“of course.”

I readily accepted with a sales smile.

“As much as you like.”

“Ah yes. thank you.”

She smiled and bowed her head.

“Aww, thank you.”

“And may I take a picture of the employees?”

“of course. You can take any number of pictures.”

“Thank you very much, boss! Then, please give me one meat noodle and one bibim noodle!”

“Yes, guest.”

I entered the kitchen with a happy heart.

It’s already YouTube. I have a feeling that things will work out just fine.

‘… But won’t it be controversial?’

I shook my head.

Come to think of it, if there are people like that, I’ll kill them all… … Alas, this life I decided not to live like that.

“Hey you f*cking bitch—!”

Then, a tearing voice was heard.

I went out alone with my eyes wide open.

“Such a shameless bitch!”

– Damn!

The high school girl who came in earlier slapped Yujin in the face.

Eugene nodded loudly. When Saerom, startled, tried to approach him, Eugene raised his right hand and calmly bowed.

“Sorry, sir.”

“Eh, how is this… … ”

Saerom approached with a pale complexion and explained.

“Well, I was passing by and that boy touched my butt, so my sister went to pick it up… ”

“What?”

I was shocked.

Until recently, I had just seen it as a cute joke by children, but I didn’t expect it to turn out like this.

Did I say I calm down when I get too angry?

I felt cold as if someone had poured cold water on my head.

He strode forward and stood in front of a high school student who had lost his concept.

“What are you! Are you the boss of these sluts?”

“Hey.”

“… What?”

“Where is this f*cking guy talking half-heartedly?”

“What?”

At that time, the anchovy, which had been watching from the side, stood up. Seeing him flounder like a dried squid makes me even more angry.

What do you believe in?

“You want to go bankrupt? uh?”

– Took.

Anchovy hit me on the shoulder.

Of course, it was a body type that could be 50 kg, so I didn’t push it a bit.

“You said you were molested? Is it true?”

I calmly grasped the facts first.

because you don’t know

however… .

“It was. Then what? That’s what you wear to work. no?”

“… What?”

“f*ck, you asked what I was going to do.”

The male student put his head on my chest and rubbed it.

I laughed because I was dumbfounded.

“Get there. I will call the police.”

“police? ha ha! called the police Do you know who my dad is?”

“Kuh-kuh, that’s f*cking funny. babe! Stop it~ Maybe President Lee, Ami… … .”

In the end, I started doing pad lips that I couldn’t bear to put in my mouth.

I felt like something was popping out of my head.

“Your chili is small too, right? Why, what are you looking at? do you like it? and! This man is molesting me! But what! Your d*ck is so small I can’t even feel it.”

A civilized man is more rude than a savage.

Because I know that no matter how hard I try, I won’t die.

“Hey.”

“What an asshole!”

I slapped the cheek of the girl in front.

– Damn!

As the giant’s body collapsed, she let out a ruthless scream.

“Kyaaa Kyaaa!”

I frowned.

It was too noisy.

So, I grabbed my face and threw it against the wall.

– Quaang!

The wall has been torn down.

I looked at the pale-skinned male student.

“Sorry, sorry… ”

“It’s not something to tell me.”

I gradually went out to the boys.

He took a backward step and tried to escape rather than avenge his girlfriend.

It can’t be.

I kicked it with a round kick while helping close.

– Clink!

The anchovies flew like cotton candy and landed on the glass.

Because I was deliberately careful not to die, I just flew far away and I’m sure I’m safe.

… It’s a bit painful because the glass is broken, but what?

I glanced around.

Saerom looks frightened, and Eugene looks at him as if possessed by something. And the YouTuber I saw earlier.

… Our eyes met the sparkling lenses.

I shook my head and sighed.

“under… f*ck.”

Then he took out his cell phone and called the police station.

“excuse me. I want to sleep.”

**

“So, you mean the kids made it up just because they were being a bit rude? Isn’t this pure idiot?”

The boy barely survived, and the girl said her face was sunken.

Totally f*cked up situation.

I said with a feeling of desperation.

“So you came to embroider?”

“… embroidery? I’m sorry, but that doesn’t reduce the sentence. You touched the wrong person.”

It was a car that was thinking about what to do to overcome this difficulty.

‘At least a presidential hostage situation… ?’

I tried it once in my previous life, and the effect was direct, but… Chaewon’s face softened. Isn’t this the only difference from the previous life?

‘… A poor fellow.’

It was a return that I had promised several times not to live with in my previous life.

I couldn’t stand his anger and ruined everything.

I hit myself on the head in embarrassment.

“That boy’s father is our chief.”

It seems that he was the chief after talking about his father earlier.

I sighed. Aren’t complicated things getting messy?

– With my daughter.

Then, a familiar person entered.

It was Eugene.

She came towards me with great strides.

It was the office look I saw on the first day.

“who… ?”

The policeman who was interrogating me was stunned by his idol-like appearance.

She pulled something out of her pocket and showed it to the officer.

It was a square ID card.

It says NIS.

“Listen to what I have to say now.”

The detective’s expression stiffened when he saw the ID card.

‘Perhaps… !’

I looked at her with the look of meeting the Messiah.

Come to think of it, although I am writing it as my part-time job, the organization called ‘Emergency Response Committee’ was the most powerful institution in the country.

In a world where hunters are important, you have to entrust full authority to achieve results.

… And Eugene was a pretty high rank there too.

‘nice!’

Eugene looked at me as if to reassure me, smiled slightly, and said to the unlucky policeman.

“Neg president Namcheon-dong Salje?”

… I looked at Eugene with a puzzled face.