Shake the Carrot if You Are Caught by the Devil

chapter 1



1 – Annihilation of the Hero Party

The Devil’s Room on the 100th Floor of the Tower.

“Keep… Kuck.”

– Pair!

Rebecca’s corn that was slapped by the demon king burst out. It flies for a while.

– Puck!

Instantly, they’ll fall into a black stone wall and pass out.

‘Hmm… Rebecca’s blood is also red.’

I was dumbfounded by sentiment. Even if the kid saying that he is the world’s strongest tank is open-mouthed, it’s too open-minded, so there’s no sense of reality.

This is Rebecca, who didn’t bleed on her journey so far and didn’t get a single scratch even if she was trampled on by a bunch of Magna Dragons.

She’s not the only one who polished her.

Sword Emperor Nine, Arch Mage Dorothy, and Shrine Yuria.

All of them were slashed and stretched out on the stone floor as rags. I honestly don’t even know if I’m alive. At least, Rebecca was a tanker, so she must have survived one shot.

To be honest, I don’t have anything to say to them even if I get beaten up by her.

Because they’re the ones who got into a fight with the girl-looking demon king and even went ahead with the bread.

“…Dongha…Hey.”

Nine, who had regained her senses, lifted her head with difficulty as if to squeeze out the rest of her strength. Maybe I should run away alone…

“… I know that if I throw it away…”

It’s a year that can’t be done. The demon king approaches the fallen Nine. Then he stretched out his white arm.

-Taaang!!!!

Crazy.

It was a night… It must be a night…

There was a sound that shouldn’t come out. I’ve never heard of it. When I was in the military, at the shooting range.

It seems that even then, it was quieter than the sound of the demon king now. Nine, with smoke rising from her forehead, seems to have really died.

Goodbye. Nine. I should have lived a little nicer.

They collapsed in the wreckage of broken teeth, and they were reminiscent of goblins who dropped gold and died.

-Gulp

The fever of battle subsided and silence took its place.

The demon king’s gaze is now towards me.

“Are you the last one?”

With no other means of attack, she approaches me, a porter who has been watching.

-Chabak Chabak

She crosses her forefinger and thumb to reload her chestnut and approaches her with her pure white bare feet.

Black hair, side-up ponytail hair, red eyes, a tear point underneath, a pointed nose, and a large mouth, but her lips were slim. Pure white skin. A black corset dress, a favorite of noble ladies, reached just below her knees.

Except for the long horn that grows to the left of her head, no matter where you look at it, it doesn’t look like a demon king.

The demon king raised his terrifying white hand.

‘Ah… No way, goblins!’

No, no. Because they were rankers, they were no more than goblins. If I, an ordinary earthling, am right… My brain will explode, or my head will explode.

“Oh, stop! I won’t mess with you! I’ll go out again!”

However, the steps towards this direction do not stop. It was seriously absurd to say that he would go back since the armed robbers who trespassed in the first place were likely to be fired.

As I was stepping back in time, my back was hit by a luggage bag that was taller than me. Took, the laundry that Dorothy dumped yesterday falls on her head.

‘f*ck… Those assholes are just going after each other.’

It was embarrassing. For what reason did I roll like a dog in the sh*t field?

The Demon King is right in front of you. Memories like this are a flashlight.

“I’ll do anything you ask, so save me!”

He let out a death sentence worthy of a third-class villain. Is this the feeling of a character who cuts off his own arm after being caught in a swordsman manga?

“…Really?”

“…?”

Her finger stopped right in front of her forehead. I don’t know what it was, but it was an opportunity.

“Huh? Huh! Really…! Bet everything.”

Yes, let’s live for now. Don’t think about losing. I’m going to see the gap and go out.

I’m sure he won’t torture you.

“Then don’t leave.”

“… Huh?”

“Stay here. Don’t leave. If you do, I’ll kill you.”

*

A wooden tabletop in the middle of the sleazy Demon King’s Castle.

‘Where did you go?’

The Demon King, who was dragging the four fallen party members, said, ‘Wait. I’ll bring it.’ I will not come back without leaving the word.

The longer I waited, the more my thoughts kept going the wrong way.

What the hell are you bringing?

‘Did I go get some torture tools? Or maybe a foundation to offer me as a sacrifice.’

My eyes are red like a cow brought to a slaughterhouse.

What happened to them? Just when my balls shrunk and my imagination grew, the iron door opened with a rattling sound.

The party members who were carrying them are all alone, no matter where they left them.

– Took

The demon king placed a board he had brought on the table.

“Do you know how to do this?”

It’s a chessboard. That chess on Earth.

Chess?

Why are you doing this all of a sudden?

Should I say I know how to do it, or should I say I don’t know how to do it? Are you saying that if you win, you’ll be saved?

After thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that Jeongbae is the one who answers that he knows how to do it.

“Yes, I know how to do it.”

To be honest, I don’t know how to do it. When I was in high school, I even won a regional competition where even adults participated. Hopefully she’ll bet on her chess to survive.

“Then let me know.”

“Huh?”

*

“So, this is called castling, but the king and the rook…”

“Yes, yes.”

It seems that the demon king wanted to play with the chessboard looted from the earthling party. However, he did not know the rules and had no opponent to play with, so he said that he was playing two roles with a strange rule he made by himself.

“Then this, if I do this, castling won’t work?”

He was quick to understand and applied well. Even if it is just a little bit, ordinary people will chew it all up.

The brief chess lecture that started abruptly ended. I taught as hard as I could while breaking out in a cold sweat because of the demon king, who sticks his neck out all the way and immerses himself as if he is about to be sucked into a chess board.

And… In a very natural way, she set up her chess pieces for her sparring.

“I tell you in advance.”

“Huh?… Huh?”

The air around me has cooled down. A black aura slowly emanated from the demon king’s feet. It was the aura from when the party members broke the earthen pot earlier.

“Never look at me. Never.”

…Gulp.

“Huh? Uh… Of course not.”

An ominous feeling soars.

*

“Ah!!!! Ceee!”

Having eaten two of her pawns and even a knight, she pours out a scolding close to her roar. My heart is about to burst at the sound echoing inside the silent castle.

‘f*ck, it’s f*cked up.’

The most tired type in a game on the board.

He’s full of competitive spirit, but he’s the type of person who’s giving a bubble and screaming. That was the devil.

I’ve already won two fights. Her white cheeks, which had been gradually blushing each time, were now dyed reddish.

If you try to look after me.

“Hey. Why aren’t you eating Bishop!? Are you watching?”

Gak, who is looked after by a dirty b*tch, recognizes and brushes off like a ghost.

‘Ahh, hehehe. Whatever! f*ck you b*tch!’

I felt like I was going to cry because of the situation where I couldn’t even remove it.

‘Should I just cry?’

I was afraid to ask the person who threw everything and cried out of sadness to keep fighting.

Taaang!

No!

Absolutely not! The act of throwing a match in front of a winner.

In fact, it’s as catastrophic as sticking her dead horse up her nostrils and humiliating her.

‘I can’t even lose.’

She was a talented woman, but she couldn’t beat me. Unconditionally, it smells like tea.

In the third game, the victory gradually waned for me, and her decibels, which had reached the limit, were getting higher and higher.

If I win this game, I will die. Undoubtedly.

‘Think. Think. Baek Dong-ha.’

‘Ah!’

… This is the only one. It’s forced, but… It’s up to me.

Took.

While advancing on the offensive, I acted like an idiot wasting a turn before checkmate. She, who was full of anger, bursts into anger as expected.

“Huh!? Mr. Ayy!! Hey! You look at me now..”

“Ah! I made a mistake. I didn’t see that! Zhenzhai!”

I covered my head with an exaggerated gesture and sighed. Seeing this, the demon king blinked his eyes wide open.

“Ah! That’s all done! Just one move! Can’t you just step back!”

He begged, covering the hand with his index finger straightened out with the other hand. To add to the realism, he opened his eyes and trembled his cheeks as if they were about to jump out.

“… What? You said that you were asking for help from the minions.”

“Oh, please, please, please.”

“…”

‘Think about it.’

A request from sewage. It was one of the selling points that sold well to matchmakers.

“So it’s just one move?”

“Hey!!”

That’s it.

As if he had done a great deed, he let out a sigh and showed condescension. On the subject of development…

I ended the game with the next move. And like a colt with its tail on fire, it roamed here and there, exclaiming delight. No… I pretended.

“Woo !! Kiya Ah !! I won !!”

She wasn’t as angry as expected. That would be the case, since I won the victory thanks to her favor.

You shouldn’t be too happy. Baek Dong-ha. Express yourself with your whole body.

I burst into cheers and took my pieces that had just been fought on the chess board, lined them up on the floor, and saluted one by one.

“Night! Your quick legs made the win. Look! Of course, if it wasn’t for your quick advance, there wouldn’t be a choice. Bishop there! If you’re a hero, why don’t you come out like a hero instead of sipping alone in the corner? Oh, of course, you guys made them shine! Eight pawns!”

As if this sparring match was extremely thrilling and thrilling, you are the first, but you are a formidable opponent who has provided me with that level of fighting spirit. It was a message. Childish but unavoidable

‘Please move on. Please.’

By the way.

“Whoop, whoop whoop.”

-Cheap

…?

‘…f*ck…? Why are you laughing?’

The goal was to finish without feeling bad. The fact that the demon king splits the thread is an unexpected result.

She said with a satisfied expression on her face.

“Are you the same type as me? Let’s play together. Next…”

f*ck you.


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