Shake the Carrot if You Are Caught by the Devil

3 – Oak barrel roulette (2)

Women’s tricks.

An emotional expression of a strange magical power that causes the man who let it flow to become a demon.

Tears.

But now the death sentence. Nothing more, nothing less.

Tears haven’t flowed yet.

However, according to my life experience, a woman who has once shed tears will definitely shed them. Nine out of ten.

“I’m sorry. Sorry.”

“What are you sorry about? I am not angry.”

… You’re cheating.

The sound of heavy breathing and thinly trembling lips told me that it was a lie.

“I’m sorry. Let’s stop. I just wanted you to hit me hard…”

Pican-

She cut me off and drew her sword.

“Stop what? Am I really not mad?

‘I f*cking knew it would be like this.’

It was definitely there.

The type that never ends if the pain received from a spanking bet is asymmetrical. In real life, if you do this, just give them a few hits or say f*ck them and then turn away.

‘Now I can’t do both.’

The demon lord who was excited with her first smile, but went nowhere. Put the pirate doll that popped up a moment ago back into the oak barrel.

“Your turn.”

Anyone can see the mad king demands that the game proceed quickly.

…

‘I’ll look for it.’

I took a sword from the box and stood in front of the oak barrel. A sharp blade catches my eye.

‘Yes, I’d rather…’

She has now removed all defense related buffs. As a result of just beating him, his physical abilities are at the level of ordinary women.

‘Should I cut it with this knife?’

Isn’t that the original purpose of climbing this tower? I never knew when an opportunity like this would come again. Wouldn’t it be worth rubbing even if I was a porter?

‘Now… This may be the last time.’

…

Sugeobik-

“Why do you wait so long?”

She looks at me with displeasure as I hesitate to stab her oak barrel.

‘I can’t win.’

It’s not just defense. Even YuRia’s speedy vision is a woman she avoids without blinking an eye. The sword I wielded could not reach it.

Pyong-

!!!

She finished her second game in no time. The pirate doll flew in the air and landed on the startled Demon King’s head.

…

“This one is just invalid…”

“What?”

An aura flowed from the devil’s feet again.

“Are you looking after me now? Why? Is it too bad?”

The demon king trembled and wrapped around his life.

“That can’t be! f*ck! Of course it should! Just great!”

…

The frightened demon king approached me.

“Come on, hit me quickly. Hurry.”

“… Hey, I have to cover my forehead…”

I feel sorry for her expression when she reluctantly lifts her bangs. Her words and actions are very different.

‘It means hitting. I’m telling you not to.’

I reach out my hand to her on the last night and close her eyes tightly. It’s like seeing a character in a movie biting his belt to endure the pain.

‘Yes. Weaker than before…’

“…Hard. Uh, hit me so hard Oh, okay?”

…hehehe

aaah-!

It was done as ordered.

*

‘Is this bastard really wearing something?’

Actually, that’s a funny expression. To say that the Demon King has a demon. It’s just that this year is the devil itself.

Pyong-!

“Profit!”

Already the ninth. She is now pitiful for hitting nine consecutive asshole shots with phenomenal bad luck.

‘If you’re not the Demon King, I just want to hit you a few times.’

But the reality is that it will end with one, not a few.

I impliedly asked in the middle. If I get caught, can you beat me gently?

– What? That’s the heart of the person who beats.

Not even the seeds were eaten. I was wondering if the defense buff was removed…

She cracked her brow nervously now in anger.

From the bombardment I inflicted on her, she is dyed so red that her forehead is no longer visible.

‘Stop, please… Stop!’

We are in a situation where we have to keep blowing up balloons that may burst at any moment.

I screamed inwardly, but I couldn’t help but hit him. Raises her hand mechanically. Perhaps she had gotten used to it by now, she breathed in her well-timed breath and took her defensive posture.

aaah-!

The 10th explosion.

“Sigh… Write.”

The demon king, who had bitten his lower lip and trembled, looked back.

… Una?

She turned her back. After rubbing her eyes with her arm, she again picks up her pirate doll and inserts it. Her nose became a strawberry nose. Cried, cried

‘Let’s talk.’

An excuse I’ve been thinking about for a while.

Shall I tell her that she can’t do it anymore because her finger hurts when she hits her?

…

Taaang!

No!

You can’t do it because your fingers are sore from the b*tch who has been beaten all along! Because of her cheating wife, drinking alone is like telling behind the scenes about her obsessed girlfriend at the table next to the man.

Pyong-

‘Wow! f*ck! Really!’

Now, the demon king finishes it in one shot so I don’t even have time to insert it. I need to prepare for the eleventh night…

“Ehhh!”

I also kicked the pirate hyung, who was mentally weak.

Kuquagwagwang Bang!

…

Gulp-

This is not the sound of a plane crashing. It was the sound of the doll hitting the wall after being hit by her soccer kick.

A pirate hyung whose cotton has burst here and there and turned into a rag.

‘I’ll be like that soon.’

As if she was going to continue the game, she brought back the doll she kicked.

“Sniff, come on, hit it.”

Damn it… Hit that bastard.

Her forehead was already swollen red like a volcano about to explode. How nice it would be if I could just die with this night. Shall I hit you with all my might?

Okay… Then.

If you want to live, you die, and if you want to die, you live.

That time when I was reloading the last night of my life.

Admiral Yi Sun-sin’s adage became a hint and I came up with a good way to break through.

‘Yes, if you’re a matchmaker, I’ll use that.’

*

“Oh, that’s f*cking boring, really.”

!!!

Surprisingly, those words came out of my mouth.

“… What?”

She brushed her bangs and waited for the bomb to be dropped.

“It’s boring, so you have to be able to bear it. What is it? Just keep beating me.”

At those words, poison stung her eyes.

“…So?”

Gulp-

Don’t be scared, Baek Dong-ha. The die has already been cast.

“Let’s just hit a teenager in the next game for the last time. How is it?”

!!!

Teens. The number she was right all this time. It is a proposal to blow away her resentment at once.

“… Just keep going. Why last?”

This is an expected question.

“Why? Do you think you’ll lose already? So you’re making an excuse to do more? Before you even start? Maybe you…”

Things you should never say to a matchmaker. Let’s run

“Are you a coward?”

!!!

“Do it!”

That’s it. Live this! This kill angle that couldn’t even be taken out!

What if I lose? What if you lose?

‘f*ck it, if I get hit by one anyway, I’m going to go to Jordan, so what does it matter if I’m a teenager?’

It had nothing to do with grinding chestnuts or dung on my corpse.

I drew my sword and gave my first shout.

“The last game Gaza!”

*

…

There are only four slots left.

In the meantime, the demon king, who had been unable to go 5 times and got caught every foot, came all the way without getting caught.

“Whoa… Here!”

The demon king looks around the oak barrel and inserts his sword into the groove he likes.

Sugeobik-

…

Misfire.

Now three.

I felt like I was going to pee in extreme fear. To be honest, I was a little tired.

‘Something like this… Where is this?’

Crying, she pulls out a knife to eat mustard.

One-third.

Please. Please.

She will be nicer to me than to her. Isn’t it natural You son of a b*tch is a demon lord. I’ve even been to church. When young Even though it’s only Christmas time.

Gulp-

The demon king also swallowed dry saliva. It would be terrible for a volcano that has finally subsided to become an active volcano.

‘Calmly.’

A deep breath.

I know it’s a game of chance anyway. But if this is the end of my life, I cannot afford it lightly.

Whoa…

“Now!”

Sugeobik-

…

The moment that seemed like an eternity flows

Looking at the calm oak barrel…

‘I lived!’

My legs were wobbly and I sat down. He put his hand to his chest and kissed the floor, thanking him for being alive.

“Ah…”

It was a criticism that came out of the mouth of the demon king. She has the face of a high school girl who has fallen out of regular recruitment.

“Your turn.”

“…I know. Don’t look.”

She drew her sword and stood in front of her cask.

1/2

If the pirate doll doesn’t bounce, I’ll die. There is only one groove left, and that will be the one that bounces.

“…Mumble.”

A demon king who doesn’t shout easily and mutters with his eyes closed.

You can’t…

‘Crazy, are you praying?’

It is something to live long and see. I’m afraid of being beaten by the demon king, so I pray to God for luck.

‘Can it be done… I have to have a conscience.’

A demon king who denies his entire life because of just one night. It’s been a long time since I gave away the pride of the demons or whatever.

Having finished her prayers, she drew her arms behind her and took a stabbing position.

Hwaak-

‘Please!!!!!’

Sugeo billion

Piyuung-

A pirate doll bounces off her sword.

Dada da da da-!

“Hey!”

I hugged the pirate doll that flew into the air. This wonderful child! I knew you could do it! It was the most exciting leap of my life!

‘From today onwards, your name is Langflegank!’

I was rinsing out the rangple gank and reveling in the joy of victory. Unlike the chess days when I was in the middle of the day, I was really f*cking happy.

Push-

“Hey, hehehe…”

The demon king sits down and trembles.

‘Yes or no. The losers get off the stage.’

Where are you holding a ceremony to set the mood?

She slapped her lightly and rolled on her floor with her Rangple gank.

“Cheet…”

The Great Demon King got up from his seat and brushed off his skirt.

“Where are you going?”

The Demon King hurriedly arranged his sword and headed for the door.

“Come here. I have to settle.”