Shake the Carrot if You Are Caught by the Devil

30 – Getting to Know (1)

The Thunderbird Steak and Gold Kiwi Parfait brought by the Demon King. It is truly high-end food that ordinary adventurers cannot even dream of. My mind has changed. I wish she would go out with me every day.

-Seopteol, Seoppeoll

I no longer lose my dignity over food babbling. It is a farewell to pseudohumans who put their heads down in a bowl of kimchi stew and drink it vulgarly. Ironically, it was thanks to her who locked me up.

“How does it taste?”

“It’s f*cking delicious.”

The demon king rested on his chin and asked.

“Sometimes you say things you don’t understand? f*cking? What does that mean?”

Crude profanity that pops out of habit now. In the past, my language, which was so naive, quickly turned into a gutter after coming to this world and sharing the joys and sorrows with dog-like b*tches.

If there are writers who are blamed for being poor, I recommend spending time with them. In half a day, the rotten smell will vibrate in your mouth.

“… Well, it’s just… As delicious as 6 seconds.”

6!Second!Pung!

She agreed at once without a doubt. It’s only natural that I experienced it with my own body.

“Ehehehe, so it’s f*cking delicious?”

“…Don’t use that word.”

“Huh? Why?”

My snout is a rag, but it is my nature to not let others do that. But I didn’t want to soil the clean language that was the opposite of her wild behavior like I did.

-Sururup

Next is Black Sea Sea Turtle Soup. Instead of the fishy smell of the sea or the acidic salty taste, the subtle scent wraps around your tongue.

‘… Great.’

The perfect meal. If you’ve been treated like this, you’re willing to hang out with her for a few tiring games. Perhaps reading my expression, she took out the box she brought from outside and put it up.

“…hehehe. I borrowed it from the villagers.”

“Yes? But you have blood on your hands?”

“Oh, I cleaned it earlier… There’s nothing on it, right?”

“Oh, I must have misunderstood.”

A b*tch like a bully.

“What is this?”

She taps the box with her finger and asks you to reason about its contents.

“A game to play together.”

“….. You don’t seem to like it?”

“….. A game to play together!”

“Ummm. That’s not what it sounds like… I don’t have enough sincerity.”

“Together! Do! Game! Can’t you just hit the box and open it? I’m so excited I can’t stand it.”

“…hehehehe. If you want to.”

She excitedly began to unpack the box containing the entertainment she had stolen from her village child.

‘This is…’

Familiar white stones and black stones. The wooden board of the lattice, which is unfamiliar to me as a Korean, was Go.

‘… It’s a relief.’

Isn’t it like a revolver that you pull alternately against your head? When it comes to baduk, she was the most violent of all the games she played with her. I can’t even

‘Now, all I have to do is block the penalty.’

“Penalty is bad…”

“Bur, how about a shoulder massage as a punishment!?”

Just as her pretty lips were about to vomit something catastrophic, she hurriedly struck. She was almost finished.

“…Yes. Good.”

‘It’s a really crazy survival technique. Me…’

If I escape from here later, I will try to write a book like Robinson Crusoe. The title would be ‘The reason I survived the devil’. It will surely serve as a model for those who were confined alone in the castle of the devil due to an accident of injustice.

I was kissing the proud myself on the shoulder when the demon king spoke about the game.

“I don’t know what to do today. Do you know what to do?”

… What?

Is it authentic baduk or non-gomok?

…

It didn’t matter otherwise. As far as I know. Compared to her arm wrestling stuff… Nothing to do with her physically.

“I know, but it may be different from what I know, so please explain.”

Then she picked up her white and white stones one by one and placed them on her board.

“Look closely. Like this. Just overnight.”

… What? Wait for a sec. Overnight?

Why aren’t ominous premonitions always wrong?

Taaang!

?

The black stone that hit her in the middle of the night made a sound like an ignited rocket and disappeared. The heat passing by the back of my ear made me predict the trajectory of the Go stone. I looked back with trembling eyes. There was a go stone deeply embedded in the wall.

“Oh, don’t worry about breaking the go stone. I put all the buffs on beforehand.”

*

‘You f*cking b*tch! Where did you learn from bad things!’

She’s a problem, but so are her village kids. How the hell did she order her children’s education, so did she tell the demon king of someone else’s house about this? I abandoned all innocent children.

If you trace your past experiences, there is no turning back when the game starts. You have to lick her mouth.

“Why don’t we just make a concave? What is a concave…”

“Yes. Let’s do that too. Do this first and then.”

She didn’t care and started setting the go stones of death. Then another way.

“Wouldn’t it be nice to blow it up a bit? It’s kind of hard to go back to pick it up.”

“Huh? Did you just take it easy?”

‘… Damn it.’

After that, the demon king poured out various conciliatory measures to change her thoughts, but she didn’t care and ended up setting all 20 go stones. Cancel friends It’s called our breakup. You cheeky b*tch.

“Hurry up too!”

The demon king, full of enthusiasm, snapped his fingers excitedly. I thought he was fooling the safety class because he had no penalties, but he wasn’t. I’d rather have a penalty.

‘… I have no choice but to do this.’

The gist of this game was that winning or losing didn’t matter. There is only one way to survive her ruthless barrage of Go stones.

*

She is a white stone, and I am a black stone.

“… What are you doing?”

Looking at the formation of the black stones I set, she makes an expression that she doesn’t know what she is.

“It’s a strategy.”

Strategy was strategy. It’s not just to win, it’s a strategy to avoid being beaten by you.

Unlike the Devil’s Go stones, which are arranged in a zigzag pattern at regular intervals. My layout is hollow in the middle and clustered at the ends on either side.

In this way, no tragedy will happen if I get hit by the Go stone she shoots to hit the Go stone in her middle. Of course, this isn’t 100%, but I’m a little anxious.

“Then shall we begin?”

Taaang!

The first go stone she shot flew away intact. Have you ever thought about matching?

“…AC. Why did you fly so far…”

Looks like he can’t control his strength. But. That’s why I put buffs on all household items.

“Your turn.”

… As expected, the demon king is not as dirty as expected. When you roll the abacus, if you don’t look at it, you will win again unwillingly.

‘I have to show off.’

My white stone is perfect with the carefully taken chestnuts! Hit The white stone, which had been rolling terribly, flew off and fell to the side of the checkerboard without hitting anything.

There were some flaws in the idiotic acting from earlier. Maybe it’s because it’s been a few decades since I did it in elementary school. There was a slight artificial feeling in the hand movements.

‘It’s okay to show off like this…’

“Are you looking after me now?”

She looks at her smell strangely while not being able to deal with her dog. She sniffs her smell like a ghost. She’s been in a good mood the past few days, but it’s been a while. Of course it was, but I wasn’t happy with it.

“No? I didn’t watch it. This is difficult.”

I flicked my hands with an expression of regret as much as possible. I guess I’ll have to shoot a few properly.

*

-Taaang!

Her 11th stone flew through the air again. Of course, I couldn’t even get close to my go stone.

“Mistress! Seriously…!”

Pressing her lips together, she stomped her feet and whined.

‘I really can’t f*cking do it. I can’t.’

She remembered her playing the game with her old bronze tier friend.

– Seok Hyun-ah. Why do you go into the enemy tower alone and die?

– Huh? Weren’t you eating this?

It is sometimes painful to watch the game of an opponent far worse than oneself. It was the same with the Demon King. It’s not that I’m particularly knowledgeable, but if I hold a power control competition overnight, it’s harder to lose because I’m the demon king who will come in first place.

‘… That’s all right. I just give and take in moderation and win.’

-Taaang!

My only thing is to rub my shoulders. Saying you have nothing to lose…

… Wait a minute.

Will the demon king rub my shoulders?

At that time, as if the demon king couldn’t stand his anger, he put a go stone into his mouth and chewed it.

– Strictly Strictly

“…”

?!

The Go stone with her saliva on it has lost its original shape and has been crushed and twisted.

‘Crazy!’

‘Is this b*tch rubbing your shoulders? You can’t even control your strength? And with a lot of heat?’

The rusted survival circuit runs busily at the sharp edge of Kilgak.

“What are you doing? It’s your turn.”

…

Suddenly, a feeling of remorse came up.

Why do I have to suffer while rolling my head like this every day?

A friend. You even hugged me like that before.

…

The fuse blown in my head.

I didn’t like it anymore.

I am no longer your friend.

I will show it with this action.

-Kudangtangtang!

“Kyaaak!”

He overturned the checkerboard with his right hand. The stones on top of it fell to the floor with a loud sound.

-Gasp.

-Wack!

I snatched her tied hair and lifted it roughly. Her expression turned blue like a fish being dragged out of the water after being caught on a fishing line.

“…You! What are you doing all of a sudden?!”

“Shut up and open your mouth.”

“What, what…? Are you crazy…”

“5, 4, 3, 2…”

The demon king, who had heard that far, could not stand it and opened his mouth. A face like a frightened goat. I was convinced that the power dynamics had been completely reversed.

– Fook

-Look around

I put my hand into the box containing the go stones. And I scooped up a handful of Go stones.

An unfamiliar sense of fear formed dew in her red eyes. The focus that couldn’t properly look at the indignant me spun in the air.

“It’s great.”

– Grasp!

“Ehh?”

He started tossing Go stones into the devil’s mouth. Just the way she threw the teeth of the adventurers who challenged her.

“You! Chee! You can’t! Why! Keep doing it! It’s Seungjil! Huh!?”

-Pak! Pak!

With every throw, he said with a lot of strength. Soon, tears fell from her eyes like chicken droppings. How many did you throw that way? The inside of her large mouth was completely filled with Go stones.

“…Hah… Whoa… Answer me. Wasn’t it right? Didn’t I?”

“…Now…Mo…Do…Uh…”

She couldn’t speak properly because her mouth couldn’t close due to the full of baduk stones. She felt sorry for him and allowed her to spit it out again.

“…Tuh… Uhhh, uhhhhh… Uhhhhh.”

“Stop it.”

“….. Sniff… Pop.”

“Don’t get angry while playing the game. If you don’t want to become like the Go stone you chewed earlier.”

“…Yes… I’ll keep that in mind…”

…

‘Whoops, whoops, whoops…’

“…Why are you laughing so hard? I feel bad.”

I was escaping from reality with the wings of my imagination, but I was dragged into reality by the demon king.

“Oh, sorry. It’s my turn, right?”