Chapter 428 Join hands with the Yangcheng fashion sauna (please order the full version)
When Li Shi ate, Wang Yuelan ate alone with him.
Chen Qiuye, the woman, went to the bedroom. When he was almost done eating, Shi Shiran came out, walked to the entrance of the dining room on the high heels he put on, leaned there, and suddenly asked: "Stone, your stick is useful as a sword. ?"
When Li Shi heard the sound of high heels hitting the floor, he knew that his woman was going to act like a monster.
She is unattainable outside, even looking at the extremely holy eternal snow lotus, but here she is a witch who often behaves like a monster.
We hadn’t seen each other for a while some time ago, and the one afternoon of getting along with her clearly couldn’t satisfy her desire to be a monster.
Li Shi is full of energy and has magical powers that can make things big or small.
The so-called golden cudgel is in hand, and the sun, the earth, the air, how can he be afraid of her little witch?
It just so happens that I have been practicing swordplay recently. I don't know if it's because of the influence of Jin Rui's energy, or the stimulation brought by exercising muscles that I don't usually use much, or both. Anyway, I'm very angry.
He swallowed the fried meat with green pepper in his mouth, and the spiciness added a bit of fire, then he turned sideways and looked over there.
I saw that this woman actually changed into a black outfit. Under her black hair and her graceful figure, she was wearing a long black windbreaker. It was buttoned, but not tightly. In the gap between the clothes, she could Obviously, he noticed the scenery inside, especially those beautiful legs, which were also wearing a pair of thin black stockings and black high heels!
Except for the white moonlight jade with a glass bottom on her wrist, which is white with cold light, only the skin all over her body is white.
It seems that from a thousand-year-old Tianshan white snow lotus, it instantly transformed into a dark snow lotus with tightly clustered black petals and a snow-white lotus. It changed from purity to mystery, making people want to explore the secrets hidden within the petals.
"It's easy to use."
Li Shi replied appreciatively, with a faint light shining in his tiger eyes.
It seems to be the eyes of a wolf.
"Can I use it?"
The pretended cooing sound made Li Shi get angry.
This woman, when he and Wang Yuelan were alone, could say anything.
The key point is that those naked words, spoken through her fragrant tongue and pink lips, will not make people feel vulgar, but will only make people feel pink, making people want to go out of their bodies.
Li Shi was thick-skinned, and his face was calm. On the contrary, Wang Yuelan's pretty face turned crimson, and her movements of clearing the dishes became tiptoeing, and then she went to the kitchen cautiously, as if she was afraid of seeing something terrible happen.
This incredible thing naturally stems from Li Shi's next action.
He pulled out the Sea-Dinging Needle from his ear and blew a breath. The treasure instantly grew into the wind, as if it was connected with its owner's mind. Without any instructions or spells, it faced the black demonic mist directly and headed towards the snow-white cave. Explore the luster.
Not long after, I heard vague sounds coming from the mysterious depths.
At ten o'clock the next morning, Li Shi received a sample book from Tanzhou from his assistant Zhang Huijing.
He touched the cover and felt so happy that he immediately read the whole book.
Chen Qiuye and Wang Yuelan were even happier than him. They each picked up a sample book, asked Li Shi to sign it, and then took a photo with them. They immediately sent the photo to their WeChat Moments. Chen Qiuye also directly said, "If you don't get angry, you'll go crazy." "I showed off in the group of plastic girlfriends.
After Guo Lan saw the photo she posted in the group, he suddenly sighed: "Qiuye, I didn't expect that your Li Shi is still a generalist. He is good at painting, calligraphy, and understands history. The key is that our family Lin Zongyue said, Li Shi He is still a martial arts genius. Although he has only practiced martial arts for a short time, he is already more powerful than him! Where did you find such a treasure in the first place? (Raises eyebrows)"
She didn't care at all when Chen Qiuye praised her for other things, but if he praised her man, sitting on the sofa and leaning on Wang Yuelan's shoulder, she couldn't help but smile proudly, and glanced at Li Shi who was watching an opera over there. , thinking to myself, how could the talents and strengths of my stone be just what you said?
However, while typing, she seemed to say casually: "Oh, I just picked it up randomly on the street. I am lucky."
Bijia: "(rolling eyes), why didn't I know you were so thick-skinned before?"
Guo Lan: "(Haha), when will dinner start in the evening? My guy said he wanted to chat with Teacher Li early."
Chen Qiuye ignored Bijia's message and continued typing: "I have to go to the company later, but you can come early in the afternoon. Li Shi and my sister are at home."
She is the project leader. If something happens, she has to rush to deal with it immediately.
Half an hour later, Li Shi and Wang Yuelan drove Chen Qiuye to the company, and when they came back, they stopped by the supermarket to buy groceries. Because I had a treat for dinner in the evening, I was too lazy to cook at noon. After buying groceries, I found a restaurant in the mall to grab a bite. It was already one o'clock in the afternoon when I got home.
As soon as Wang Yuelan entered the door, she went directly to the kitchen to handle the ingredients. Li Shi originally helped, but she was "kicked out" by her.
"Remember to wear gloves when doing things to protect the skin on your hands."
Before he came out, he gave a warning.
When he was in school, Li Shi used the word "beauty" to describe women in books. At that time, Li Shi felt that it was an exaggerated modification. But now, as he continues to nourish himself, the two women who are naturally beautiful and have white skin often let him I think, in fact, "beautiful woman" can also be a realistic description.
Especially when they have nothing to wear.
He is really in love.
Nowadays, I always feel that I can’t get enough of the best jade.
In this way, Li Shi sometimes couldn't help but tell them to take good care of their skin, especially Wang Yuelan, who often did meals and housework. The focus was to take care of her green hands.
For this reason, he would sometimes come up with random ideas...well, it would inadvertently add a little more fun to the boudoir.
Coming to the living room alone, Li Shi laughed again.
In fact, he knew that his worries were unnecessary. With that great nourishing food, their skin condition has been getting better and better over the past year. The reason why he still warned them like this was actually to take the initiative to let them know what he liked and what he liked. Orientation, but also unreservedly showing them his lust for their bodies.
After gathering his emotions, he picked up the remote control and continued to play the drama on the TV.
What I watched today was Kun Opera, "Nan Ke Ji" starring Shan Wen.
Shan Wen is a very famous Guimen Dan and Zhengdan in the Kunqu opera industry. She is a winner of the Plum Blossom Award and is often called a talented actor "born to eat this bowl of rice" by theater fans.
Li Shi has watched several of her plays, and the acting in each of them is very beautiful, giving people a beautiful enjoyment. This one, "Nanke Ji". The same is true for Yaotai.
There is also a scene where she dances with a two-handed sword. Li Shi's focus now is to watch this scene over and over again.
"The two-hand sword flower is actually ordinary, but it is full of flavor."
Li Shi fell into deep thought. The "rhythm" of opera is different from that of dance.
I have watched a lot of operas recently, and I gradually understand why the ancients were so obsessed with opera actors, and why many of the concubines of warlords and wealthy families were born in Tsing Yi or Hua Dan in the opera house. Some of these Tsing Yi and Hua Dan may not have that iconic facial features, but their temperament is so good, especially sometimes their smart eyes, as if they can speak - the flowing eyes and flirtatious expressions are really charming. people.
"But looking at it in the video, it's still a bit inferior after all. I'll still have to find opportunities to see it in reality in the future."
It's not that he felt any aversion to watching the show, it was mainly because he felt that being with someone whose eyes could speak and understood art might bring him inspiration.
"But I'd better finish practicing the sword skills first and complete the sword skills sketch!"
After Li Shi finished watching the trick, he began to think about the second step of sword training.
"Idle time is idle, just treat it as preview, so that you can speed up your learning progress when you return to Tanzhou."
In fact, Li Shi doesn't need to be in such a hurry. His progress in sword training has been incredibly fast, but he still hopes to complete the first two steps of learning faster, so that he can quickly start the third and fourth steps and become familiar with the sword. Use it as a pen, and then directly turn the sword into the book during creation, and write good works!
Li Shi called up the study panel and "stared" at the "Calligraphy (Major)" column he was studying for a long time.
“I still don’t have any sense of promotion.”
"Perhaps only after learning the first two steps and entering the creative stage, can I have a more or less premonition about whether this sword-themed sketch will allow me to create a masterpiece and be promoted to (Professional+)!"
At three o'clock in the afternoon, Guo Lan and Lin Zongyue arrived early.
"Teacher Li, congratulations! A gift and a nice drink in the evening to celebrate your publication of a book, Teacher Li."
Guo Lan handed over two bottles of red wine as soon as they met.
"Thank you." Li Shi thanked him politely, handed it to Wang Yuelan behind him, and returned the gift to Lin Zongyue, who was holding his fists: "Senior Brother Lin, long time no see."
Although Chen Qiuye was not here, Guo Lan and Wang Yuelan had known each other for a long time. When she arrived, she went directly to the kitchen to help.
Wang Yuelan attaches great importance to this treat to celebrate the publication of Li Shi's book, and plans to cook several big dishes that Zhaoyang's hometown only eats during the Chinese New Year, such as steamed croquettes, special tiger skin pork belly, etc., and Li Shi likes to eat them. Egg dumplings - they are all relatively labor-intensive and time-consuming.
Lin Zongyue waited for his wife to disappear into the living room, and immediately asked: "Teacher Li, how are you doing with your sword practice? You can get up frequently during practice. It seems that you have been working very hard recently?"
Li Shi smiled and looked at the martial arts idiot: "How about we go downstairs and find a place to help?"
He had only practiced martial arts before and had never competed with anyone, so he really wanted to try it with his peers.
Lin Zongyue immediately said: "Let's go!"
Li Shi spoke to the two people in the kitchen, then took a plastic broom handle and a wooden broom handle, and went downstairs with Lin Zongyue who was eager to try.
They didn't go anywhere else, so they found an open space downstairs.
Li Shi gave the wooden stick to Lin Zongyue, and held a lighter hollow plastic stick himself, saying: "Senior Brother Lin, I will chop the sword with one move later. Be careful."
In fact, he originally planned to use a stabbing sword, but he thought that the stabbing sword was more difficult to defend against. If Lin Zongyue failed to block or dodge, and accidentally injured him, it would not be good, so he changed to the chopping sword which is easier to defend against.
As for saying it in advance, and saying clearly that it would only be done in one move.
This is very common in real-life "fighting", especially when there is a big gap in strength between the two parties - reality is not action movies or martial arts movies. If it is a real Chinese martial arts cold weapon fight, it can often be seen in two, three, or three or five moves. of life and death.
The kind that goes back and forth is just a routine performance.
Lin Zongyue quickly clenched the wooden stick with both hands and became cautious: "Okay."
"coming!"
The two were about three meters apart. When the other party took a defensive posture, Li Shicai held the sword in his right hand and swung it like an axe. He stepped forward, penetrated the sword body, and slashed from top to bottom!
Snapped!
Lin Zongyue blocked it, but immediately felt his palms and fingers go numb, and the stick was knocked to the ground.
Subconsciously, he waved his numbed hands, and then looked at the palms of his hands. He saw red marks on them, and he suddenly looked horrified.
After two full seconds, I still couldn't help but spit out the fragrance: "wc!"
He didn't expect that Li Shi's seemingly weak and average chop could knock the stick he was holding with all his strength out of his hand.
This shocked him even more than cutting the stick directly!
"Senior Brother Lin, are you okay?"
Li Shi was satisfied with the effect achieved by using only a small amount of power with his sword.
"It's okay, it's okay, but you...how much force did you use just now?"
Li Shi thought for a while and gave an answer that was mixed with water dozens of times: "About [-]% of the force."
Lin Zongyue suddenly looked at him like a monster: "You are only [-]% strong, you... are awesome."
Li Shi smiled and accepted his compliment calmly.
Lin Zongyue suddenly remembered something, walked over and whispered: "Your martial arts talent and physical fitness are too terrifying. If you ask me, there is really no need to listen to the Taoist priests on that matter. With your body, there is no need to restrain yourself. "
As he spoke, he sighed softly as if he was deeply moved: "Well, only when a husband and wife live a harmonious life can the relationship between men and women be harmonious."
Li Shi couldn't help but be surprised, and immediately asked curiously: "Senior Brother Lin, are you speaking out of your feelings? Why, are you not living harmoniously with your sister-in-law?"
Lin Zongyue was startled and shouted loudly: "How is that possible! With my strong body, your sister-in-law... I usually have to go to the sauna to relax!"
Li Shi smiled and did not argue with him on this issue related to a man's dignity. He changed the subject: "Senior brother, where do you usually go to take a sauna? I found that there seem to be a lot of sauna places in Yangcheng."
"I usually go to a bathing center called 'Dalang Taosha' on Xiancun Road. That store has a nice environment and a seafood buffet... Well, actually I only go there occasionally. Don't tell that to the person at your place. Ah, otherwise she would be in trouble if she told your sister-in-law, your sister-in-law is more concerned about this, I just relax my muscles when I am tired from practicing martial arts, I don’t do anything else, it’s all vegan.”
Li Shi saw how cautious he was and tried his best to defend himself, and nodded with a smile: "I understand, don't worry, senior brother, I definitely won't say anything."
But deep down, I couldn't help but wonder, why does my sister-in-law care so much?
Thinking back to what Senior Brother Lin said with emotion about "conjugal life" before, I couldn't help but extend a logical line - people seem to be more concerned about not getting things, isn't it?
It shouldn't be. After all, Senior Brother Lin has been practicing martial arts all year round and has a lot of energy and blood.
Li Shi didn't think too deeply about it. After all, this was a matter between husband and wife and had nothing to do with him.
After chatting with Lin Zongyue about practicing strength for a while, he was about to go back upstairs. He didn't want to run into Bi Jia and You Libing just as he walked to the elevator.
The woman Bijia looked at the long broom handles in their hands and said, "Brother-in-law Lan, Teacher Li, are you playing with sticks downstairs?" (End of Chapter)