Siheyuan: the beginning is a sick child

He also said that people would not let her hit him.

But people said, if you don't kill yourself, you will fart when you talk, and you will be an old beast.

They didn't pull you, and you didn't dare to bump into it, so you fell on purpose.

Instead, it's on others.

I've seen shameless people.

I've never seen such shamelessness.

"Everyone has seen it. I came to Teacher Ran's house for a blind date. This old lady insulted my blind date for no reason. I just said something to her righteously, and she hit me on the head. I had no choice but to dodge, she plunged herself into the ground, fell to the ground, fell to the ground, and then falsely accused me of beating her, and now threatened to crash to death at the door of Teacher Ran’s house, I let her hit her, and she falsely accused me of not letting her She bumped into her, so shameless, can she still be considered a human being?"

Lin Mancang took this opportunity to immediately explain what happened clearly.

You didn’t see the first half, it’s okay, but you saw the second half, which fully proves that what I’m telling is the truth.

With so many people testifying, I'm not afraid of this old shameless blackmailer.

"It's really embarrassing to our hospital."

"Hey! To meet such a neighbor is really a bad luck for eight lifetimes."

"Stop talking nonsense, be careful that this old bastard blackmails us."

"It's a fucking naked butt mill, it's a shame to spin around in circles."

"Mr. Ran's blind date is so rich, he even brought a pig thigh."

"If I can eat pork thigh, it will be worth my death tomorrow."

"You are really worthless. Is a pig thigh worth your death? If it were me, I would lose ten years of life at most."

……

Listening to the discussions of the people in the yard, Lin Mancang couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, everyone, I'm new here, please take care of me, and I will also take care of Mr. Ran's family in the future. Today, I will treat this pig's hind leg as a meeting gift for everyone. Please don't think too little of it."

Lin Mancang looked at Ran Qiuye: "Qiuye, take the knife, and share the pig's hind legs with everyone."

what?
Ran Qiuye stood there without moving.

Ran's father and Ran's mother also looked confused and distressed.

This is a whole pig hind leg.

I can't remember how long my family hasn't eaten pork.

As a scholar, he also loves to eat meat.

You divided the hind legs of this pig, what do we eat, do you see people drooling?

"Go, Qiuye, what are you still doing? We still have it at home."

Lin Mancang said that it was our family, and he had already regarded himself as the object of her Ran Qiuye.

Moreover, he said in front of the people in the yard that he would be too stingy if he didn't take the knife.

I had no choice but to go into the house and take out the kitchen knife.

"How many houses in total?" Lin Mancang asked.

"Counting our family, there are six families in total." Ran Qiuye said.

"Including this old guy?" Lin Mancang looked at Mrs. Liu who was sitting on the ground. At this moment, Mrs. Liu was staring at the hind legs of the pig and was planning to share a piece of meat.

So, this time she didn't mess around.

"Including." Ran Qiuye wanted to laugh, but Lin Mancang actually called him an old man.

And she didn't even fart, which is really relieved.

"That's four families." Lin Mancang said that he was going to divide the meat.

"How come there are four families?" Ran Qiuye didn't understand.

"Our family doesn't count, this old family doesn't count, isn't it just four families? It's okay to divide the pig's hind legs into four parts, and each family can eat a big meal."

As Lin Mancang said, he took advantage of the cutting board at the door to divide the dishes.

In a blink of an eye, it was divided into four blocks.

The neighbors were dumbfounded.

Are you really divided?

This is a big piece of pork hind leg.

Even if it was divided into four portions, the portion would definitely weigh more than three catties.

My family can't eat three catties of meat a year.

Is this going to take three catties of pig hind legs for nothing?

Is this not a dream?
Everyone feels a little dreamy.

"Akiba, we're divided."

Lin Mancang said with a smile.

Ran Qiuye had no choice but to share the pork.

"Aunt Wang, this is your home."

"Master Zhang, this is your home."

"Brother Li Hai, here it is."

……

In a blink of an eye, the four pork hind legs were distributed to those four families.

The people who were assigned pork are still in shock, so much so that, holding pork in their hands, they thought they were daydreaming.

"Oh, I can't live anymore. I've bullied the dead. I won't give me meat after beating me. It's so black-hearted and devoid of conscience." When Mrs. Liu saw that her flesh was gone, she immediately howled.

"Shut up, Mrs. Liu, you're justified in blackmailing people." Li Hai looked at the pork in his hand, and suddenly felt a sense of justice, and immediately reprimanded Mrs. Liu.

"I said Mrs. Liu, don't make a fuss, it's embarrassing for our yard."

"Mrs. Liu, if you continue to behave like this, we will call Director Wang of the Sub-district Office. Be careful that Director Wang will drive you out of this yard."

"All of us can testify that it was you who blackmailed people. If you can't do it, call the police station. This is called extortion."

The four families who received the meat immediately formed the Justice League.

Gah!
When Mrs. Liu saw that everyone started to target her, and even the street office and the police station were brought out, she was also afraid.

"You bully me, gang up to bully me, you all will die, you wait, God will thunder and kill you."

Mrs. Liu struggled to get up, and went back to her home cursing.

"outrageous."

"What a shame."

"This old guy."

……

Seeing that Mrs. Liu had given in, the neighbors felt very relieved, they all left, and they were still berating her.

Then, they all looked at Lin Mancang and Ran's family.

"Oh, young man, you are really a good-looking talent, and Mr. Ran is definitely a good-looking man and woman, a natural match."

"This young man is generous, and he looks like someone who does great things."

"Uncle Ran, you two are very lucky to have found such a good son-in-law."

"Teacher Ran, this kind of good man must be caught and never let go. After passing this village, there will be no such shop."

A fierce boast.

It made Ran Qiuye's face flush.

Ran's father and Ran's mother didn't eat meat, but their faces were also flushed.

face.

It hasn't been so face-to-face for many years.

value.

This young man is too good at coming.

Three times, five times and two divisions, old lady Liu was dealt with, and so many alliances were drawn.

have wisdom.

It is worthy of our autumn leaves.

After a few neighbors praised, they all dispersed.

They are all busy going home to pack the meat.

The meat, divided into countless pieces, is marinated.

What a waste to eat in one meal.

Seeing that everyone else had left, Ran's father put up his airs and coughed: "Well, Xiao Lin, right? Come in and sit down."

"Come on, let's go inside and have a glass of water." Mother Ran said with a smile.

"You go in first, I still have something to take."

After finishing speaking, Lin Mancang turned around and ran outside.

Gah!
The three members of the Ran family were a little confused.

Could it be that he was scared away by the neighbors here?

If so, it would be a pity.

Unexpectedly, Lin Mancang ran back in a blink of an eye.

Moreover, this time, he took another pig hind leg.

Bigger than the one just now.

"I couldn't take it just now." Lin Mancang smiled sincerely.

In fact, he ran out and bought another one in the system store with his resentment points.

"Oh, come as soon as you come, why do you bring so many things, Xiao Lin, you are too polite." Lao Ran smiled from ear to ear.

This son-in-law looks more and more pleasing to the eye.

The point is, there is meat to eat at noon today.

Ran Qiuye's beautiful big eyes turned into crescent moons with a smile, Brother Mancang will really come.