READ NOVEL ONLINE Taking advantage of my girl brother's stupidity, trick her into being my wife
03 Qin Xiaoyu’s CPU is dry and burned out
"It's just what?" Qin Xiaoyu looked at Chen Kai with a confused face, wondering what the hell old Chen was up to, or was he really reluctant to buy 10 yuan milk tea for himself?
Are you so petty?It is quite generous to spend money for him!
Qin Xiaoyu complained weakly in her heart, Lao Chen, you are too stingy, dare you be more generous?
Milk tea for 5 yuan is also okay, but it is not unacceptable for 2 yuan and 5 yuan for Xiang Piaopiao.
Going back for summer vacation soon.
Before leaving, Qin Xiaoyu really wanted to drink a cup of milk tea that Lao Chen bought for him.
Can you help me fulfill such a small wish, Old Chen?
Of course not!
Chen Kai said in a serious tone, "Xiaoyu, I'll treat you to a 20-yuan milk tea later, but before drinking the milk tea, you have to give a friendly greeting between brothers!"
A friendly greeting between brothers?what is that?Qin Xiaoyu listened carefully.
"Put your chest against your back and hold it for 10 seconds." Of course what Chen Kai is referring to is to have Qin Xiaoyu's chest against his back and hug him from behind for 10 seconds. This is not too much to ask. ?
Isn't it normal for brothers to give a hug or put a shoulder to each other?
Even if brothers in the same dormitory are each other's father and son, it is normal. If one of them bothers his roommate to help with a meal, then he will have an extra father! If you don't call me daddy, no one will help you get food.
Qin Xiaoyu's expression showed a little disgust at this time, but the disgust was not with him hugging Lao Chen with his chest to his back for 10 seconds. It was nothing, after all, they were just buddies!
But the problem is, I don't seem to have heard others say that the friendly greetings between boys and brothers are cuddling and hugging. It seems that it is not so harmonious, right?
Brothers express friendly greetings, shouldn't that mean recognizing each other's father?It's not a little girl, still cuddling?
Qin Xiaoyu seemed to have thought of some possibility, "Old Chen, you and your roommate won't be like this in private, right? This is too disgusting. It's hard to imagine what it would be like to have two men hugging each other. It's so disgusting. Come on, Old Chen, you’re like this and you still say you’ve never fencing!”
What happened to this little fish? Why does he doubt himself all day long about fencing with others?
"Who are you talking about fencing? Forget it, no need, just pretend that I didn't say anything just now. I originally wanted to give you a chance to express friendly greetings to me."
"Old Chen, I was wrong!" Qin Xiaoyu said quickly, "I shouldn't have said anything about you fencing. Don't be angry, Old Chen. How about I buy you a drink? I bought two cups for a total of 40 yuan!"
Then Chen Kai took Qin Xiaoyu to the milk tea shop opposite the station and bought a cup of milk tea for 20 yuan each. They spent a total of 40 yuan, which Qin Xiaoyu rushed to pay.
When Qin Xiaoyu inserted the straw and was about to drink, "Oh, I almost forgot, before drinking, you need to have a friendly greeting between brothers, right? How many seconds, 10 seconds, right? Hold the milk tea for me."
Qin Xiaoyu hugged Chen Kai from chest to back for about 10 seconds.
Although the first thing Chen Kai did after his rebirth was to trick Xiaoyu into giving him a child.
But you have to take your time, otherwise you might startle the little fish by talking about having a baby as soon as you open your mouth, and you might even have to be more vigilant about yourself! It’s not okay to have to guard yourself against anything you do in the future! What about the CPU?
"Okay, can I drink it now?" Qin Xiaoyu drank the milk tea with a look of confusion on his face.
At this time, Qin Xiaoyu really regarded Chen Kai as a brother. During the three years of high school, whether they were eating in the cafeteria or going out to do other things, the two of them were basically together. They were inseparable. Except for sleeping together at night, they were always together. We basically stay together except when we go back to the boys' dormitory and when we go back to the girls' dormitory.
The main reason is that Qin Xiaoyu's personality is more feminine.
He can't hang out with the girls in the class, but hangs out with Chen Kai, who is his deskmate, all day long, even though he is a boy.
But it doesn't matter, what kind of male and female are good brothers?
Qin Xiaoyu drank the milk tea that Chen Kai bought for him.
The more you drink, the better it tastes.
"Not bad! Lao Chen, we have been friends of the opposite sex in high school for three years. I finally got to drink the milk tea you bought for me on my graduation day. I was the one who invited you before!"
"The way of heaven is reincarnation, so it's your turn to invite me!"
"Wait, it doesn't seem right!" It took Qin Xiaoyu a long time to realize that something was wrong, but he just couldn't tell.
The cpu burned dry.
Didn't you agree that you invited me?How come I paid the money in the end?
Qin Xiaoyu complained in a low voice, "Old Chen, you are so stingy, if you find a girlfriend in the future, it will be a bad thing for her to follow you!"
"It's not as generous as I am." Qin Xiaoyu said cheekily, "If I find a boyfriend in the future, I will definitely spend money on him! After all, you know, Lao Chen, I am so generous to my brothers, and I am even more generous to my boyfriend. Needless to say! Hey, sometimes I really admire myself, why am I so good, whoever will be my boyfriend in the future will be super happy!"
Chen Kai believes this.
The current Qin Xiaoyu is young and naive, which is completely different from the one she will be selected into the Forbes list of female entrepreneurs decades later. She is naive.
Let's not talk too far, let's just say that if Qin Xiaoyu falls in love in the past 10 years, it will definitely be a perfect love brain, the kind that can't dig enough wild vegetables in more than ten years.
Han is quite silly, but his personality is more playful. He doesn’t know what sadness is at all, and all he thinks about is happiness.
I guess those who fall in love are also the type who laugh and laugh.
After a while, the students from Class 5 of Zhennan No. [-] Middle School returned to school.
Today is the end of the college entrance examination. Let’s pack up and prepare to go home!
If high school were a TV show, today would be the day it ends.
After returning to school, Qin Xiaoyu and Chen Kai separated at the junction of the boys' and girls' dormitories, "Old Chen, see you during the summer vacation! If you are free then, remember to come to Fengtian to play with me."
Then I went back to the girls' dormitory, ready to pack up and go home.
Qin Xiaoyu's family is in Fengtian, so he has to take a train home, which takes at least seven or eight hours. It's very far. If it weren't for the high admission rate and excellent teaching quality of Zhennan High School in Jiangbei, her family would not be willing to send Qin Xiaoyu to attend high school so far away.
Chen Kai returned to the boys' dormitory, his own dormitory.
Zhang Ming and his brothers are already packing up their things.
They chartered a van and planned to go home together later, "Old Chen, why are you still standing there, pack your things quickly, the driver is already waiting at the gate of our school!"
"Okay." Chen Kai nodded. He just sat on his bed and looked at his mobile phone, and checked his bank card balance, which showed 100080 yuan.
Among them, 80 yuan is my own.
The remaining 10 yuan was undoubtedly awarded to me by the first affectionate system when I was on the bus.
This is really good money.
"Old Chen, the summer vacation is two months away, have you ever thought about finding a place to work as a summer job?" Zhang Ming and the others asked.
Chen Kai now has 10 yuan, and he can rely on the various experiences and predictions he has acquired in his previous life, and use this 10 yuan to start a business or do a summer job?nonexistent!
Are you so petty?It is quite generous to spend money for him!
Qin Xiaoyu complained weakly in her heart, Lao Chen, you are too stingy, dare you be more generous?
Milk tea for 5 yuan is also okay, but it is not unacceptable for 2 yuan and 5 yuan for Xiang Piaopiao.
Going back for summer vacation soon.
Before leaving, Qin Xiaoyu really wanted to drink a cup of milk tea that Lao Chen bought for him.
Can you help me fulfill such a small wish, Old Chen?
Of course not!
Chen Kai said in a serious tone, "Xiaoyu, I'll treat you to a 20-yuan milk tea later, but before drinking the milk tea, you have to give a friendly greeting between brothers!"
A friendly greeting between brothers?what is that?Qin Xiaoyu listened carefully.
"Put your chest against your back and hold it for 10 seconds." Of course what Chen Kai is referring to is to have Qin Xiaoyu's chest against his back and hug him from behind for 10 seconds. This is not too much to ask. ?
Isn't it normal for brothers to give a hug or put a shoulder to each other?
Even if brothers in the same dormitory are each other's father and son, it is normal. If one of them bothers his roommate to help with a meal, then he will have an extra father! If you don't call me daddy, no one will help you get food.
Qin Xiaoyu's expression showed a little disgust at this time, but the disgust was not with him hugging Lao Chen with his chest to his back for 10 seconds. It was nothing, after all, they were just buddies!
But the problem is, I don't seem to have heard others say that the friendly greetings between boys and brothers are cuddling and hugging. It seems that it is not so harmonious, right?
Brothers express friendly greetings, shouldn't that mean recognizing each other's father?It's not a little girl, still cuddling?
Qin Xiaoyu seemed to have thought of some possibility, "Old Chen, you and your roommate won't be like this in private, right? This is too disgusting. It's hard to imagine what it would be like to have two men hugging each other. It's so disgusting. Come on, Old Chen, you’re like this and you still say you’ve never fencing!”
What happened to this little fish? Why does he doubt himself all day long about fencing with others?
"Who are you talking about fencing? Forget it, no need, just pretend that I didn't say anything just now. I originally wanted to give you a chance to express friendly greetings to me."
"Old Chen, I was wrong!" Qin Xiaoyu said quickly, "I shouldn't have said anything about you fencing. Don't be angry, Old Chen. How about I buy you a drink? I bought two cups for a total of 40 yuan!"
Then Chen Kai took Qin Xiaoyu to the milk tea shop opposite the station and bought a cup of milk tea for 20 yuan each. They spent a total of 40 yuan, which Qin Xiaoyu rushed to pay.
When Qin Xiaoyu inserted the straw and was about to drink, "Oh, I almost forgot, before drinking, you need to have a friendly greeting between brothers, right? How many seconds, 10 seconds, right? Hold the milk tea for me."
Qin Xiaoyu hugged Chen Kai from chest to back for about 10 seconds.
Although the first thing Chen Kai did after his rebirth was to trick Xiaoyu into giving him a child.
But you have to take your time, otherwise you might startle the little fish by talking about having a baby as soon as you open your mouth, and you might even have to be more vigilant about yourself! It’s not okay to have to guard yourself against anything you do in the future! What about the CPU?
"Okay, can I drink it now?" Qin Xiaoyu drank the milk tea with a look of confusion on his face.
At this time, Qin Xiaoyu really regarded Chen Kai as a brother. During the three years of high school, whether they were eating in the cafeteria or going out to do other things, the two of them were basically together. They were inseparable. Except for sleeping together at night, they were always together. We basically stay together except when we go back to the boys' dormitory and when we go back to the girls' dormitory.
The main reason is that Qin Xiaoyu's personality is more feminine.
He can't hang out with the girls in the class, but hangs out with Chen Kai, who is his deskmate, all day long, even though he is a boy.
But it doesn't matter, what kind of male and female are good brothers?
Qin Xiaoyu drank the milk tea that Chen Kai bought for him.
The more you drink, the better it tastes.
"Not bad! Lao Chen, we have been friends of the opposite sex in high school for three years. I finally got to drink the milk tea you bought for me on my graduation day. I was the one who invited you before!"
"The way of heaven is reincarnation, so it's your turn to invite me!"
"Wait, it doesn't seem right!" It took Qin Xiaoyu a long time to realize that something was wrong, but he just couldn't tell.
The cpu burned dry.
Didn't you agree that you invited me?How come I paid the money in the end?
Qin Xiaoyu complained in a low voice, "Old Chen, you are so stingy, if you find a girlfriend in the future, it will be a bad thing for her to follow you!"
"It's not as generous as I am." Qin Xiaoyu said cheekily, "If I find a boyfriend in the future, I will definitely spend money on him! After all, you know, Lao Chen, I am so generous to my brothers, and I am even more generous to my boyfriend. Needless to say! Hey, sometimes I really admire myself, why am I so good, whoever will be my boyfriend in the future will be super happy!"
Chen Kai believes this.
The current Qin Xiaoyu is young and naive, which is completely different from the one she will be selected into the Forbes list of female entrepreneurs decades later. She is naive.
Let's not talk too far, let's just say that if Qin Xiaoyu falls in love in the past 10 years, it will definitely be a perfect love brain, the kind that can't dig enough wild vegetables in more than ten years.
Han is quite silly, but his personality is more playful. He doesn’t know what sadness is at all, and all he thinks about is happiness.
I guess those who fall in love are also the type who laugh and laugh.
After a while, the students from Class 5 of Zhennan No. [-] Middle School returned to school.
Today is the end of the college entrance examination. Let’s pack up and prepare to go home!
If high school were a TV show, today would be the day it ends.
After returning to school, Qin Xiaoyu and Chen Kai separated at the junction of the boys' and girls' dormitories, "Old Chen, see you during the summer vacation! If you are free then, remember to come to Fengtian to play with me."
Then I went back to the girls' dormitory, ready to pack up and go home.
Qin Xiaoyu's family is in Fengtian, so he has to take a train home, which takes at least seven or eight hours. It's very far. If it weren't for the high admission rate and excellent teaching quality of Zhennan High School in Jiangbei, her family would not be willing to send Qin Xiaoyu to attend high school so far away.
Chen Kai returned to the boys' dormitory, his own dormitory.
Zhang Ming and his brothers are already packing up their things.
They chartered a van and planned to go home together later, "Old Chen, why are you still standing there, pack your things quickly, the driver is already waiting at the gate of our school!"
"Okay." Chen Kai nodded. He just sat on his bed and looked at his mobile phone, and checked his bank card balance, which showed 100080 yuan.
Among them, 80 yuan is my own.
The remaining 10 yuan was undoubtedly awarded to me by the first affectionate system when I was on the bus.
This is really good money.
"Old Chen, the summer vacation is two months away, have you ever thought about finding a place to work as a summer job?" Zhang Ming and the others asked.
Chen Kai now has 10 yuan, and he can rely on the various experiences and predictions he has acquired in his previous life, and use this 10 yuan to start a business or do a summer job?nonexistent!
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