The Big Bang Assassin (The Big Bang Theory)

PÁ, "Ouch" As soon as I wake up in the morning, I am greeted by the good graces of a foot in my face, soon my morning drowsiness is lifted, and I remember what happened last night.

"Man, She Really Doesn't Sleep Well In Bed, I Feel Sorry For Her Future Husband" I say, whispering softly so as not to wake up Little Missy, who sleeps in bed, But I soon have an idea.

"HeHeHe, this is going to be my biggest con" I laugh evilly as I walk towards Mike who was sleeping in his dog house.

"HI Big Guy, Good Morning How did you sleep?" I Say In A Cheerful Tone Of Coddling, As Mike Shows His Belly For Me To Caress, I Caress My Mate And Then Say "I Need You To Do Me A Favor Big Boy" I Say To Mike Who Tilts His Head To The Side In Confusion.

I pick up Mike on my lap, and slowly approach the figure lying on the bed "Go big boy, lick it" Mike with extreme happiness, wagging his tail, begins to lick Little Missy's stupid face.

"What is this? Disgusting!" Says Little Missy, still drowsy in bed as she rubs her eyes and moves her nose away from Mike.

"huh?" Get up Little Missy sitting on the bed still dazed looking from one side to the other trying to understand what the hell is happening.

"Mike, what are you..." But before completing the sentence Mike licks his mouth and Missy is fully aroused ''ooooooh how disgusting oooooh'' Missy who was making sounds like she was going to throw up asks me "What the hell are you doing Connor!" Says Missy "You Disgusting!!!" She gets up and runs out of the garage amidst my laughter

"Good job, buddy, I pet Mike as he looks at me in confusion.

"Well, now I have to clean all this up" I whisper, looking at the floor that is slightly dirty with blood and sharp gauze.

While I was cleaning up the mess in the Garage, another scene was happening at Casa Dos Coopers.

''Sheldon, Missy it's time to wake up"Says Mary entering Sheldon and Missy's room.

"Oops, where's your sister Sheldon?" Mary asks, confused, looking at Missy's empty bed

Sheldon Who Was Already Standing When Mary Came In, Separating Some Clothes To Take A Shower And Go To School He Spoke As He Sorted His Clothes "She Said She Had A Nightmare Last Night, So She Went To Sleep With Connor" Sheldon Replies Looking At His Bow Ties

"Alright then, get ready, the coffee is ready.." As soon as Mary said this, there was a constant sound of footsteps behind her and the sound of a door closing.

It was Missy, who will come out of the garage running to the bathroom to wash her mouth full of dog sitter

"Missy, why so much of a rush in the morning" Mary asks, confused with how the situation is unfolding.

"It's nothing, Mom," Missy responds in a loud tone from behind the door.

"Alright then, enjoy being in the bathroom Get ready, the coffee is ready"

"Okay" he soon responds.

"Excuse me, I'm passing by" Connor says as he goes straight to the kitchen and comes face to face with Big George.

"Hey, Big Guy, What's the Coffee Today?" Connor asks, patting George on the back who was drinking a Lone Star while reading a newspaper at the counter

"Today, Your Aunt Made Eggs With Bacon, If you want, there's orange juice in the fridge" Says Big George, who soon puts down the newspaper and looks at Connor and asks "Last night, I heard some noises in the direction of the garage, was it you last night?" Asks George With a Confused Face

I scratch the tip of my nose and say "It was Missy and Mike playing last night, Missy had a nightmare so she went to sleep with me" I immediately respond by making up a lame excuse for George

"Okay, initially I thought it was a prawn or something similar, I'm glad it wasn't, otherwise your aunt would have been pestering me to scare it away" Says George, Genuinely Relieved With The Situation

"It's really a troublesome situation" I say while holding my slightly sore shoulder from the things at the De Conveniencia store last night.

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