The Cannon Fodder in the Global Apocalypse Game lives a leisurely life

Chapter 4: Our King is the mightiest, the best, and the most beautiful Rabid!



With the first transaction successful, Li Chunhua had adapted to the ways of bargaining and exchanged the other two Happy Fat Waters for the remaining equipment in her inventory.

 

"My babies." She kissed the surface of the can and stored them inside her inventory, planning to enjoy them sparingly. Sipping the drink she got from Ten Thousand Autumns, she began to draw a plan in her head. If she wanted to be a professional salted field, hoarding is a must.

 

She stood up and began humming songs, before continuing her monster clearing operation. As if she was some kind of natural enemy pulling the hatred of this rabbit, they kept coming at her in two and threes. She swatted and punched them, with little effort.

 

The beeping sound keep ringing in her ears.

 

[Experience +10...+10...+10...+10....]

 

[You've got Copper Coins +5...+5...+5...+5...]

 

[You've got Mineral Water (250 ml) +1]

 

[You've got wheat bread (250g) +1]

 

[You've got white quality equipment swift boots +1Agility if equipped]

 

[You've got white quality beginner pants +1Defense if equipped]

 

[You've got white quality clothe shirt +1Defense if equipped]

 

[You've got Beginner Mana Ring +1Intelligence]

 

Li Chunhua inspected the spoils, fifty five white quality equipment and only four food items, besides the mana ring, everything else was repetitive. However, after killing almost a hundred rabbits, there was no shadow of the Happy Fat Water.

 

A sense of crisis emerged in her mind.

 

In a span of an hour, she travelled deep into the mountains and encountered only rabbits. The author wrote that in the first day to help the players adjust to the game, these newbie monsters was some kind of warm up. She began to think, if these rabbits can drop Happy Fat Water, then what about the monsters tomorrow?

 

The more she thought, she realized a big problem. What if the rabbit monsters can't produce anymore Happy Fat Water after the update tonight? Then won't she be left with nothing?.

 

Therefore, Li Chunhua decided to find the rabbits' lair.

 

Finding the rabbit' lair was easier said than done. After crawling on the ground and searching for rabbit holes, and digging the ground for a long time until there were pits everywhere, Li Chunhua still couldn't see any of their shadows or white fur.

 

The rabbit that keep pouncing also stop. She scratched her mud filled face in wonder. What had happened? Is this a hidden dungeon?

 

Unbeknownst to her, the rabid monsters in deep mountains had all congregated underground just below the tree she's leaning on.

 

They each wore an expression of fear as they witnessed her one-sided slaughter.

 

The Rabid King thrice the size of the ordinary Rabid was sitting on his throne made of precious white pelt, it swept its eyes on the Rabids subjects below and was enraged. He snarled at them which made the Rabids prostrating on the dirt ground flinched.

 

The rabid closest to the stone platform replied to his King in their monster language: "My King, your subjects are unable to stand against the foe. This foe wiped out the army with just the swing of its hand. We can't do anything other than regroup and seek the King's advice."

 

The Rabid King looked down at him in disdain: "Those hateful two legged creatures are still Level 0 or Level 1 and you lots are already this scared. How can I entrust you all with the task of conquering this world if you're this weak willed. Back then, the ancestors clawed and bite their way to the top, so we younger generation should do the same. My clan will have no room for weaklings!"

 

As the Rabid King growled those words, it took all of its precious pelt off its body and the crown weaved from stalk of grasses and revealed its jiggling fats and super fluffy fur. "Let me show you the prowess of your King. I will avenged our fallen kin and this foe grovel on its feet begging for its life and our banquet tonight will be this foe's flesh and bones!" It eyes glowed red.

 

The rabids subjects was touched by the King's words and shed tears of admiration, they began to stomped the ground and shouted for their king's victory

 

"Our King is the mightiest, the best, and the most beautiful Rabid!"

 

"Our King is the mightiest, the best, and the most beautiful Rabid!"

 

"Our King is the mightiest, the best, and the most beautiful Rabid!"

 

The Rabid King enjoyed his subjects adoration and flexed it shiny and smooth white fur. If it wasn't for his face and red eyes, one would almost unable to identify it as a rabid because of its body that looks like a massive ball of white fluff.

 

The subjects below increased the pitch of their screams and turned to fan girls and fanboys. Even those female Rabids watching at the side fainted from their King's regal and handsome features.

 

"Now where's that foe?" The King's white fur raise and became stiff like needles with each tip gleaming with light.

 

The subjects realized that their King will keep his promise to vanquish the foe and shouted in unison. "It's above us!"

 

The Rabid King stomped its foot and jumped high like a white cannon ball. It's head aimed at the cave ceiling.

 

Li Chunhua had just finished the wheat bread and was currently taking a small sip of the Happy Fat Water. Out of the corner of her eyes, she something white burrowing just a feet from her legs. She took another sip and crawled forward.

 

Swoosh-

 

Something shaped like a white sphere was hurled towards her face.

 

Li Chunhua dodged but the Happy Fat Water in her hand knocked out. She immediately turned around to search for its whereabouts.

 

"So it's you who killed members of my clan. Behold this King will take your head and will make a feast out of it." The obese rabid King stomped its foot on the ground and leaped towards her with its mouth opened wide, baring its sharp jagged teeth. "Prepare to die!"

 

The rabid subjects peeked from the hole and cheered for their king.

 

"Our King is the mightiest, the best, and the most beautiful Rabid!"

 

"Our King is the mightiest, the best, and the most beautiful Rabid!"

 

"Our King is the mightiest, the best, and the most beautiful Rabid!"

 

Li Chunhua ignored the rabid King presence and rabids' subjecst because her attention was solely on the can of Happy Fat Water spilled two meters away.

 

Her heart broke into pieces and a suffocating pressure descended into the surroundings. The sound of gloomy funeral song seemingly played in the background.

 

The sound of breaking bones echoed amidst along with the cries.

 

"My Happy Fat Water!" Li Chunhua cried.

 

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