The cannon fodder of quick travel is not sad

Chapter 87
Siru doesn't play cards according to common sense.

Successively killed the mounts of Maitreya Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, and Tathagata Buddha.

No Bodhisattva is willing to let his divine beast take risks.

Can become the mount of these big guys.

Although it's just a mount.

It is also a very extraordinary existence.

rare.

rare.

It also depends on fate.

Even if you are destined to get it, the growth and cultivation of the mythical beast will not only take a long time, but also use a lot of miraculous medicines, fairy grass, spiritual fruits and so on.

Even a mount cannot be underestimated by other gods and bodhisattvas.

Beaten to death with such a stick.

Everything that was done before was in vain.

In vain.

lost heavily.

Not worth it.

Stealing chickens will not lose rice.

Lost the wife and broke down again.

Heavenly Court originally promised to create some obstacles for Tang Seng.

Now every family consciously takes good care of their people and livestock, and of course, they don't want to go there anymore.

If you go, it's a dead word.

Who wants to die.

Anyway, Siru's vicious reputation has spread all over the world, and all the gods and monsters have changed their expressions.

Stay away.

This led to Tang Seng's path of learning scriptures became extremely smooth.

If things go on like this, we will soon be able to reach Lingshan.

It is easy to get the scriptures.

This is different than expected.

So the Buddha held a meeting.

Discuss what to do.

But no one stood up.

They are not willing to contribute their mounts.

To contribute is to die.

not worth it.

All silent.

Even Lord Buddha cannot force others to die.

There is no right to control other people's goods.

Finally Guanyin came up with a solution.

Buddha thought it was feasible.

But also not sure.

In case Siru gets punished without talking nonsense, then they have to admit it.

There are laws in the fairy world and the Buddhist world.

But there is no demon world.

The law of monsters is survival of the fittest.

The strong are respected.

Dead can only be said to be inferior to others.

There is no such thing as friendship first life second in the demon world.

Being able to survive is a skill.

So Tang Seng and his party did not encounter any hideous monsters on the next journey, but all kinds of beauties.

The ring is fat, the swallow is thin, and the makeup is light.

All kinds.

Some people sell themselves to bury their fathers.

There are hanging ones.

Some were forced to jump into the river.

There are commoners and there are princesses.

Have everything.

Si Ru:……

Holding a stick around the chest.

Smile.

Yo ho, not bad.

Switched to a beauty trick.

Hard can not come soft.

But how do these Tianlong people know whether she is soft or hard?

Si Ru stroked her chin with her fingers, narrowing her eyes slightly.

A certain woman who was chatting with Tang Seng was so frightened that she almost didn't show her tail.

The great holy man is so scary, can we skip this task?

Tang Monk hurriedly asked the girl what was wrong.

A woman: ...

It's nothing.

Just fear.

Then I saw Si Ru walking over.

Trembling with fright.

Tang Seng is still comforting her, don't be afraid, this is my big apprentice, it looks a little scary.

A woman: ...

Not only does it look a little scary.

It was scary, okay?

The head hangs lower.

Trembling all over.

Siru didn't speak, just looked at a certain woman and smiled.

The hairy-faced Lei Gong is even more terrifying if he just smiles and doesn't speak.

A certain woman knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

Knock and talk.

Lord, I didn't do it on purpose.

I didn't come here voluntarily.

I am forced.

I mean no harm.

Really really really.

Tang Seng: ...

Confused.

What happened.

Look at Siru.

Si Ru shrugged.

Very innocent.

My old grandson didn't do anything.

But this is not self-inflicted.

No matter how stupid Tang Seng was, he understood.

He took a few steps back in fright.

Only by retreating to Siru's side can I feel safe.

Clutching her small chest.

Oh my god, it's a fairy.

She was originally thought to be a beauty with a miserable life experience, but turned out to be a fairy.

And listening to that, it seems that the background is not simple.

Tang Seng was also speechless.

I don't want to learn from the scriptures a little bit.

These were the people who asked him to come to learn the scriptures in the first place, but they were also the ones who stumbled along the way.

It feels a little fake.

If you don’t want to give the scriptures, just say so.

Why bother to play these small thoughts.

It's quite annoying.

Now even the beauty trick is used.

Well, it's pretty.

She looks better than the king and sister of the daughter country.

But no matter how beautiful she is, she is still a fairy.

Tang Seng was caught by the goblin all the way, and his courage was frightened.

Not fond of all goblins.

He pointed at a certain woman and said to Siru, "Wukong, please beat her to death quickly."

A woman: ...

Si Ru:……

It always feels like something is broken.

A certain woman knelt on the ground and kowtowed repeatedly.

His forehead was smashed.

beg for mercy.

Siru looked at Tang Seng, a little helpless.

"Master, my old grandson said it last time, and I will never kill demons again."

Have you all forgotten?
And this is the same as the previous situation, they are all pets raised by a certain family.

Beat to death those who want to offend others.

Tang Seng: ...

forget.

A certain woman also said that the Buddha is merciful and begged the holy monk to spare her life.

Tang Seng: ...

So annoying.

Look at Siru.

Si Ru:……

See what I am doing.

"Wukong, what should we do?"

Siru: How the hell do I know.

Tilting his head, "If you don't want to beat him to death."

Then he shook his head, "No, no, my old grandson said not to kill. When the time comes, Master and you recite the mantra again, I won't do it."

Tang Seng: ... don't read it.

Siru said to Tang Seng, "Why don't you do it yourself, Master. Anyway, she is here to arrest you. You are acting in self-defense and not breaking the law."

Tang Seng opened his eyes wide, in disbelief.

Pointing at himself, "You, you say you want me to kill someone?"

Siru nodded.

Tang Seng: ...

"No, no, I'm a monk. I'm a merciful Buddha. How can I kill? I'll be blamed by the Buddha."

"Amitabha, Amitabha."

Started to chant scriptures again.

Si Ru:……

If you can't kill, let Lao Tzu do it.

My hands are covered with the blood of the same kind, but it's good for you to leave it clean.

So angry.

Siru doesn't care anymore.

go away.

If she stays with Tang Seng again, she is afraid that she will be unable to resist and beat him to death.

A woman: ...

The two masters and apprentices quarreled and forgot about her.

What should she do?

Look left, look right.

Finally escaped.

Siru didn't chase after either.

Not interesting.

Just a little goblin.

Not an important role either.

The gods and Buddhas in the sky dare not donate their pets.

Start recruiting.

Spread the hero post widely.

Listen to all the goblins in the world, whoever can make Tang Seng and his party unable to obtain the scriptures will be rewarded, and the reward will be heavy, and they will be freed from the goblin book and cultivated to a positive result.

It's like a year-end gift package.

Very attractive.

If you succeed, you can ascend to the sky in one step.

Sometimes it's that simple to make it right.

Si Ru became famous in the first battle.

Let the goblins change their colors and make a detour.

But the reward given by Lingshan was too tempting.

Many goblins are very excited.

What if it works.

What if you really won 1000 million.

almost.

but scared.

Fear does not delay daydreaming.

Some are pure fantasy.

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Some became more and more restless.

I really want to make a big vote.

If you succeed, you will ascend to the sky in one step.

But that damn monkey is so awesome.

brutal.

In case it fails.

My life has been confessed.

What else to talk about later.

None before.

It's been in vain to practice hard for so long.

Anyway, it is very tangled.

Some struggled and gave up.

More eager to try.

There is an event in my heart.

However, monkeys are very powerful, with piercing eyes.

You can tell at a glance.

And these wild fairies have a demonic aura about them.

It is clear.

The taste is particularly strong.

If there is a backstage, there is no evil spirit.

But Siru did not kill.

Tang Seng was very tangled.

There are too many monsters.

Like crucian carp crossing the river.

But why are they all beauties.

Could it be that my Great Tang Sage is so superficial?

And they're all monsters.

I feel so nonsense.

But Siru didn't care.

Let the monk Bajiesha drive away the nine-headed insect.

After all, it was just to seduce, and he didn't do anything harmful.

Bajie was unwilling to do so.

He persuaded Tang Seng to stay.

Not all of them, just a few.

Do laundry, cook, etc.

In the end why everyone knows well.

Siru also laughed whether he had forgotten his Gao Laozhuang.

Bajie: ...

groove.

I really forgot.

But Gao Cuilian must not wait for him.

The past is gone.

The moment is what matters.

So Master, please, please leave the two beauties behind.

But Tang Seng, no.

All beauties fail.

But none died.

Repatriated to the country of origin.

Still a leprechaun.

The more goblins get bolder.

Everyone wants to try it.

It won't die anyway.

But not all of them can be beauties.

will be sent away.

So he came up with Tang Seng's idea.

Become a little monk.

Holy monk, holy monk, your master is sick, and I want to see you for the last time, come back with me.

Tang Seng: ...

my master?
Little monk: That’s right, that’s the old monk who raised you.

Tang Seng: ...

Look at Siru.

Wukong, do you think this is a fairy?
Siru sighed, with a sad face.

The Buddha said that my grandson's murder was too serious to be a Buddha. After thinking about it, my grandson felt that what the Buddha said was right. In order to change his past, my grandson has sealed his eyes.

So Master, my old grandson doesn't know if he is a monster or not.

Tang Seng: ...

stunned.

How to do.

Ask Bajie.

Bajie: I don't know.

Ask Monk Sha.

Monk Sha: Same as above.

Nine-Headed Insect: Same as above +1
Tang Seng sighed, and finally Siru came up with a solution.

It is said that it is not far from Lingshan anyway, so let's get the scriptures back first.

As for this monk, just take it with you.

It is also fate to be able to see the Buddha's Tianyan.

Little monk: ...

groove.

I don't want to go.

However, the Great Sage's eyes are so dangerous.

As a result, there was an extra young monk in the Buddhist scriptures team.

But this is not the end.

All kinds of people came out.

Emperor of the Tang Dynasty.

The old monk of Jinshan Temple.

Tang Seng's parents.

The king of the kingdom of daughters.

Gao Cuilian.

Lots and lots.

Tang Seng: ...

Already numb.

Anyway, all kinds of efforts and thoughts were used to prevent Tang Seng from learning scriptures.

Siru laughed like crazy.

Would love to know how this idea came up.

Such a large group of monsters, there are more and more monsters.

Monster concentration camp.

What the hell is it still a normal study?
Tang Seng has become numb.

His face was stiff.

Siru secretly told him that in fact these are all monsters.

Tang Seng: ...

Didn’t you say that your fiery eyes were closed?

Siru is very innocent.

silly you.

Can it be turned on after it's turned off?

Tang Seng: ...

do not want to talk.

I just want to be quiet.

Go away.

Si Ru:……

Dead bald donkey.

Spread your hands and say to Tang Seng, "So many monsters will come after they are driven away. Don't we want to spread Buddhism? If we can get rid of these monsters, it would be better to persuade them to be kind. They have Buddha in their hearts, and my Buddha is merciful, so we will not I'm going to hurt people again."

"Master, this is a great merit."

"There are so many people in the fire and water."

"Meeting is fate, master, if they do evil in the future, you will also have a share of karma."

For turning a blind eye.

Tang Seng was silent.

But these are monsters.

But Siru was right.

The Buddha said that all living beings are equal.

Monsters are also one of the living beings.

Do you want to discriminate?
Tang Seng struggled for a long time, and finally decided to do as Siru said.

Chanting sutras for the fairies every day.

Teach them to meditate.

Teach them about Buddhism and Zen.

Goblins:...

I really want to kill this bald donkey.

Rory was so annoying.

But can't.

There is also a monkey watching.

A little regret.

shouldn't come.

But it's too late.

Every day someone wants to escape.

In this way, we still arrived at Lingshan.

Mighty.

A big group of shemales.

Lingshan was shocked.

How scared to death.

I thought it was a monster coming.

The weapons are all ready.

Ready to go.

As a result, the special ones learned from experience.

Eyes wide open.

wtf
Isn't the Buddhist scriptures Tang Seng plus four apprentices?
When did so many people appear?

No, so many monsters.

You are fucking kidding me.

Do not believe.

But Tang Seng stood up and said.

These are my apprentices.

I want to convert them.

They're actually not bad by nature.

Barbara.

Buddhas: ...

His face was numb.

I feel like I met a fake monk.

The Buddha is also very tired and tired.

This pilgrimage is no longer normal.

All ruined.

The chess game that has been deployed for so long.

So sad.

It's all that dead monkey.

It was normal before.

Dead Monkey is wrong all of a sudden.

I remember that Guanyin said that the monkey was a little different.

Could it be that it was taken away.

No, it's impossible.

No one can win under his nose.

Where is the problem.

He asked Siru if he had any insights from this journey.

Si Ru:……

Is it finally here?
Just say, "If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell."

Buddha: ...

Siru sighed, "My hands are stained with blood and I can no longer become a Buddha. Buddha, I am already in hell."

Then bow your head and put your hands together.

Buddha asked no more questions.

I understand.

Then reward.

Tang Seng was not allowed to enter Lingshan.

But do it right outside.

After all, there are too many monsters.

They are all apprentices recognized by Tang Seng.

Think drunk.

Sprinkle a piece of Buddha's light, and the monsters bathed in the Buddha's light will get rid of all evil spirits.

The air contaminated with Buddha's energy smells good.

This time, Tang Seng did not confer meritorious virtues.

It's a very unknown name.

So is Bajie.

Only Monk Sha and Little White Dragon remained the same.

Siru caught nothing.

As the Buddha said that day, one cannot be a Buddha.

For nothing.

But the Nine-Headed Insect, what kind of bird was sealed.

I was not embarrassed when I took the scriptures.

It was so smooth to get the scriptures.

This is the end.

Tang Monk's great cause of learning scriptures has been completed.

But totally ruined.

But in the eyes of the Tang Dynasty, he was still a holy monk.

It's an honor.

Siru escorted him back to the Tang Dynasty.

The trip back went surprisingly smoothly.

Did not encounter any monsters.

It's just peace and prosperity.

Siru sneered, "Look, look, it's all for show."

fake.

Just to put it bluntly, how can there be so many monsters in this mortal world.

And come out so blatantly.

They all came down from the sky.

Now that Tang Seng has finished learning the scriptures, it is useless.

It’s better to practice peacefully.

After sending Tang Seng back to the Tang Dynasty, Siru left.

Go back to Monkey Mountain.

Monk Bajiesha and Nine-Headed Insect also left.

Monk Bajiesha has returned to heaven.

The Nine-Headed Insect has returned to the Dragon Palace.

Only Tang Monk was left.

Tang Seng has no choice.

In the beginning, I didn't really want to follow him.

Everything is for learning.

At this point, Siru's mission is completed.

"Do you want to leave?"

Siru, "Leave."

(End of this chapter)