The Degeneracy of Shinigami [R-18]

Day 6

Rukia had her first hangover, and surprisingly she enjoyed the hell out of it.

Day 7

When Orihime met Rukia outside of Mayuri's home it was so early even the Gods weren't awake yet. The plan was to catch him before he was able to put the paint on. Rukia was going to sneak in the front while Orihime made a ruckus outside. They were banking on him getting up to look out the window like he did the first time they'd come.

"Ok, Orihime, you count to ten then do whatever you have to do to get Captain Kurotsuchi to get out of bed."

Her friend smiled at her and nodded.

"Ok, go."

Rukia flash stepped around to the front of the house and easily picked the lock. She was surprised he didn't booby-trap the door, but I guess intruders were never something he had to worry about.

Everyone was scared shitless of him. Her heart was beating out of her chest as she crept down the long hallway to his bedroom. Halfway down, she heard Orihime scream bloody murder outside. 'Well if that doesn't get him up I don't know what will,' she thought.

When she reached his half closed door, she stood as quiet as possible and waited. Orihime had switched from screaming to the barn animals. It would only be a matter of time before he'd be forced to get up. She only hoped that the whole Seireitei didn't wake up as well.

"What is all that racket," said the familiar voice of the twelfth squad Captain.

Rukia prepared to make a run for it. She couldn't risk being seen or Gods only knew what he'd do to her. Orihime was now mooing like a cow. 'I hope she doesn't run out of animals,' she thought.

Rukia heard what sounded like him stretching then in a tired voice he said, "My my, it seems someone wants to die in the wee hours of the morning. I suppose it's my duty to assist them."

There was a slight creak of a door, a closet maybe…making Rukia remember what she'd seen the last time she'd been there. Making a note to tell the group of her findings at the next meeting, she leaned in a little closer to the door. There was a loud squeal from outside…a pig maybe, then she heard it. The window slid open and Rukia wasted no time tipping into the room, camera ready.

Rukia froze. 'What the fuck!'

Another shriek from outside snapped Rukia out of her stupor. She fumbled with the camera for a moment before snapping the picture and flash stepping out of the room before Mayuri could realize what had happened.

She met Orihime in the trees they'd hid in before. She was still visibly rattled but Orihime was so eager to see the picture she didn't notice. Snatching the camera from Rukia, she crouched down and scrolled to the last picture taken. 'Maybe I didn't really see what I thought I saw. It was dark and I was moving pretty fast.'

Orihime interrupted her thoughts, "Aww Rukia your finger was in the way. You didn't get it. What are we gonna do now?"

"Are you shitting me? Fuck!" She sighed and plopped down on the ground beside her friend. "This is my last chance. Tomorrow is the meeting." The two girls sat in silence for a moment seemingly both trying to come up with a plan. Rukia stood and dusted herself off.

"Let's go," she said over her shoulder to Orihime. "There's only one way I can get it now."

Rukia checked the time. Captain Kurotsuchi usually went to his lab around nine. God only knew how long it took him to put on that damned paint, but she was going to have to take her chances. She walked into the house with Orihime close behind and was glad to hear that the shower was running.

"I can't believe I'm going to do this," she said, more to herself than to Orihime.

They made their way down the dark hall until they reached his room. Rukia poked her head inside before walking in and heading for the bathroom. The door was cracked letting the steam escape into the rest of the house. It was as large as, if not larger than, his bedroom. A long narrow sitting room led into a huge, sparkling, white bathroom.

"Oh my—," Orihime slapped her hand over her mouth, not to keep herself from talking, but to keep herself from drooling all over Rukia's back. At that moment Rukia knew that she had not been hallucinating when she'd come in earlier. Both girls became instantly moist, the steam making them even more hot and bothered.

"Are you sure this is the right house," Orihime asked taking the words right out of Rukia's mouth.

There was no possible way the man in the glass shower at the far end of the bathroom could possibly have been Captain Kurotsuchi. There was just no way in hell.

His five foot eight frame boasted surprisingly well-defined muscles. A number of scars, that were probably self inflicted, adorned his lightly bronzed skin. The golden knobs that replaced his ears and the blue hair he was currently running his fingers through, were the only indication of his true identity. His back was arched and his head was tilted upwards letting the water beat down on his face.

"Fuck me," Rukia said feeling no shame whatsoever. She glanced down at her 'Bossy' bracelet for the first time owning it. She elbowed Orihime, knocking the girl out of her trance and snapped a couple pictures. 'Who would have fucking thought' Rukia thought. Mayuri was totally fuckable. Under all that paint and crazy was bona fide sexy piece of man candy. What a waste.

After taking the pictures the two of them couldn't tear themselves away.

"Wouldn't it be nice if he turned around," Orihime whispered in Rukia's ear. Rukia's head snapped towards her friend with a shocked look on her face. Or course it would be nice; it would be fucking Christmas in July! As a matter of fact, she couldn't remember the last time she'd wanted something more, but Orihime wasn't supposed to be the one to say it.

"What?" Orihime shrugged. "I'm not blind you know."

"Well, I know, but…it's just that it's…you." Orihime shrugged and they both turned to continue watching.

Just as they let out a simultaneous dreamy sigh Mayuri turned slightly, his eyes still closed, to reach for a bottle of shampoo. As the two watched everything seemed to move in slow motion. Their eyes slowly widened as their mouths opened expectantly.

"Victory is mine!" Orihime yelled. Rukia couldn't snatch her out of there fast enough.

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