The Degeneracy of Shinigami [R-18]

"Captain Kuchiki, would you like some candy?"

Kisuke finally said, producing a sucker from his sleeve and bringing their staring contest to an end.

All the while the unidentified foot was running up and down his leg and he was struggling to remain calm. He clenched his teeth together so hard it was a surprise his teeth didn't shatter. Ignoring the lollipop that was being offered to him Byakuya concentrated on the foot that was now working its way between his thighs. He placed one of his hands on his lap, preparing to break Kisuke's foot off if he came any higher, and traced the rim of his cup with the other.

"Umpfff." Coyote Starrk hit the floor with a dull thud, and the foot between Byakuya's legs disappeared once again. Ichigo had yanked Kisuke's chair closer to himself, pulling Starrk's head rest right from under him. The now fully awake and clearly annoyed Espada stood and Byakuya heard the rumble in the man's chest. Shinji rose to back up Ichigo and Kisuke joined in to keep the situation from escalating.

"No need to fight. There's more than enough of me to go around." Kisuke's smirk was knocked right off his face when Ichigo socked the shit out of him.

"Shut up, you perv."

Beside Byakuya, Ulquiorra slowly clenched his hand tightly around his cup, and his eyes narrowed to slits. Of course this went unnoticed by the rest of the group but Byakuya knew his Second Seat. He might as well have flipped the table and let out a blood-curdling battle cry. Byakuya never could understand the strange allure that Kisuke possessed but it had always been that way. Even Aizen, who clearly abhorred the man, seemed to be oddly infatuated with him.

"You should kick his ass for that, blondie," Kenpachi slammed his cup down on the table.

As if this comment was a green flag on their adrenaline, a small battle broke out in the empty space behind where Kisuke sat. Ichigo jumped on Kenpachi, who was grinning like the fool he was, and attempted to beat the spikes out of his hair. Shinji had his enormous incisors locked in Coyote's arm as the howling hollow pounded furiously on his skull with his one free hand. Yoruichi whooped excitedly while her partner egged the tussling pairs on.

Checking the clock again Byakuya shifted in his seat. Kisuke seemed to be staring at him once more, a lazy smile on his face despite the insanity happening behind him. The nobleman sighed and looked away but a few seconds later he found himself staring right back at the genius in the hat. Right then the errant foot moved back onto his leg. Byakuya couldn't take it anymore. He had to say something.

"Is there a problem, Captain Urahara?" he demanded in an arrogant tone.

"None, Captain Kuchiki…are you alright?" Kisuke asked, his lips curving into a mischievous grin. As the words left his mouth, Byakuya felt a sudden tingling sensation in his groin and his cock twitched ever so slightly. His composed front stayed intact, but he felt like he'd just had a big cup of What-The-Fuck, and just because the universe hated him, the wandering foot landed directly on his manhood. Unable to keep it together a moment longer he wrapped his hand around Kisuke's ankle and yanked hard.

"Ahhhhh!"

Nel disappeared under the table with a screech. Ulquiorra spit his drink and attempted to disguise his laughter as a simple cough. Everyone in the room froze, even Kenpachi and Ichigo, a dumbfounded look plastered on all their faces. Byakuya gazed around, noting the slight smirk on Kisuke's face, knowing exactly how he looked with Nel's foot in his hand. He calmly released her ankle, picked up the cup he'd been babysitting and drank it all.

"Shall we go, Lieutenant Schiffer?"

Ulquiorra stood in one majestic motion and they both seemingly glided out of the room. With their backs to the group, no one saw the smiles that crept onto both of their faces. "You lose," Byakuya whispered to his officer.

Day 3

"So then he grabs her ankle and yanks her right under the table." Yoruichi could hardly breathe for laughing as she tried to recount what happened at the meeting the day before.

Kukaku and Rangiku howled right along with her as Nel glared at them. "It's not funny. I hit my head on the chair." They just laughed harder. Yoruichi fell out of her seat and rolled under her desk.

Their hilarity was interrupted by a baritone voice. "What's so funny?"

Yoruichi banged her head on her desk as she stood to see who dared enter her office without permission (and scared the shit out of her). Three heads snapped around to see Kisuke standing in the doorway. They hadn't even heard him come in.

"Oh, it's just you," Yoruichi sank back down when she saw her best friend. "I was just telling Rangiku and Kukaku about Byakuya pulling Nel under the table." She stifled a chuckle.

"Yes, that was odd, wasn't it? What exactly were you doing, Lieutenant?" he asked Nel, raised eyebrow hidden by his hat.

"Oh, you know…nothing out of the ordinary," she answered. Neliel looked from Kisuke to Yoruichi and back again. The silence was deafening and all eyes were on her, making the normally capable warrior feel like an idiot. There was only one thing to do in this situation. She took one last glance at her captain before abruptly running out of her office, almost knocking Kisuke down.

Nel didn't stop running until she literally ran into Captain Kurotsuchi.

"What in blue blazes...?"

She fell back on her butt as the captain spun around, already complaining about stupid arrancar. Despite all the incredibly insane things he was saying, Nel heard nothing. She stared up into his black and white painted face as he looked down on her with a disgusted look, and surprisingly all she could think of were the pictures of him in the shower. When she made no attempt to get up or say anything Captain Kurotsuchi became even more annoyed.

"Since you can't seem to talk, maybe I'll just take you back to my lab? I'm sure I could get you to open up there…maybe even scream. There are many activities we could engage in since you seem to enjoy my company so much. The possibilities are practically endless. I promise I'll be gentle…well, as gentle as possible, anyway."

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