the egg of the Mcu

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-Ivo robotnik-

I was in my lab, busy working on a robot, when the door suddenly opened, revealing Orbot and Cubot. I paused my work to give them my attention.

Me:what is it can't you see I was busy?

Orbot:umm sir you have a meeting with general Ross to demonstrate your new technology 

Me:oh it's today? Alright prepare the egg mobile 

Cubot:which one? You build 21 egg mobiles

Me: The one that flies you idiot I rather not deal with traffic now go!

As they rushed to prepare my Egg Mobile, I found myself lost in thought, reminiscing about my past. I was once an ordinary person from the real world, with no remarkable achievements to my name. One day, while watching a video of Bowser vs. Eggman, I couldn't help but admire Eggman, even though he lost. I wished I could be like him.

That night, as I slept, I suddenly woke up as a baby in an orphanage. It wasn't long before I realized that I wasn't in my old world anymore—I was in the MCU. To my surprise, I had been gifted with Dr. Ivo Robotnik's intelligence and physique.Years passed, and I dedicated myself to studying relentlessly. By the time I left the orphanage, I was determined to make a name for myself. Over the years, I achieved one milestone after another. By the time I turned 35, I had established my own company, Egg Tech Industries, becoming a leading figure in the world of robotics rivaling stark industry in terms of technology.

Me:{its been so long I forgot what my original name was}

After quickly getting dressed in my classic attire—a red jacket, white gloves, and goggles—I made my way to the garage. There, I found Orbot and Cubot putting the final touches on the Egg Mobile, diligently ensuring everything was ready for my venture.

Me:good job I guess 

As I was about to step into the Egg Mobile, I felt a presence behind me. Turning around, I saw a young girl. She appeared slim and pale, with glowing red eyes and a distinctive red energy mark on the left side of her face. Her short white hair was styled with a swirl, accented by a red energy highlight. Her arms and legs were black, etched with red lines resembling computer code. She wore a black, cloak-like dress and black Mary Jane shoes.

It didn't take me long to recognize her—she was Sage, my AI, now in her physical form.

Sage:Father 

Me:ah sage my dear i was about to leave for a meeting so I need you to take care of this place and make sure no one gets in 

Sage:of course father 

I climbed into the Egg Mobile alongside Orbot and Cubot and took off, flying out of the garage toward the meeting point. As I soared through the skies, I glanced down at the traffic below and congratulated myself on the wise choice to travel by air. Halfway there, I handed over control to Orbot, giving myself time to groom my mustache, ensuring it remained in perfect, immaculate condition.

Orbot:we're here sir

Orbot carefully parked the Egg Mobile, and we all disembarked. I began making my way toward a nearby military base, my footsteps deliberate and confident. Upon arriving, the soldiers, surprisingly polite, escorted me to a meeting room. Inside, I was greeted by General Ross and a group of other high-ranking officials, all waiting expectantly for my arrival.

Me: I hope I wasn't late now let's get to business hehehe

Reaching into my pocket, I pulled out a small cube and dropped it onto the floor. As it hit the ground, it activated, projecting a holographic layer that quickly enveloped the entire room. With a press of a button on my wrist, the hologram came to life, displaying my first creation in vivid detail for everyone to see.

Me:ladies and gentlemen from Egg Tech Industries I'm Introducing the Amplified Mobility Platform (AMP), a groundbreaking exosuit that merges the strength of a tank with the agility of an infantryman. Designed to redefine modern warfare, the AMP suit empowers soldiers to traverse tough terrain, carry heavy artillery, and neutralize threats with unmatched precision and efficiency.

With reinforced armor for ultimate defense, customizable weapon systems for any combat scenario, and an operator-friendly interface for rapid deployment, the AMP is more than just equipment—it's a revolution. Transform your forces into an unstoppable army and shape the battlefield of tomorrow, today. And who better to deliver this marvel of engineering than yours truly? 

I noticed the high-ranking officials whispering among themselves, their expressions shifting between curiosity and intrigue. This was a good sign—it meant they were interested. Without hesitation, I pressed another button on my wrist, and the holographic display shifted, showcasing my second creation in all its brilliance.

Me: Behold the E-11 Beacon, one of the cutting-edge projects in my E-series, designed for unmatched aerial combat. With its superior agility and speed, it can outmaneuver nearly any missile or enemy aircraft. Built for precision strikes, it's capable of ramming into enemy bases with devastating accuracy before they even realize what's happening. Fully autonomous, the E-11 eliminates the need to risk soldiers' lives. Its robust design ensures extreme durability, and damaged units can be quickly repaired or upgraded, making it both efficient and easy to maintain.

With the room still buzzing with murmurs of intrigue, I pressed the button once more. The holographic display transitioned seamlessly, revealing my final creation. The atmosphere grew tense as all eyes locked onto the projection, the officials leaning forward, clearly captivated by what they were witnessing.

Me:and finally to close off this meeting is with this prototype dubbed the solid eye now The Solid Eye is more than just a piece of eyewear it's a revolutionary tactical device. It combines real-time augmented reality with advanced enemy tracking, environmental scanning, and combat data analysis. It gives soldiers a decisive edge on the battlefield, ensuring unmatched efficiency and survivability.

I deactivated the holographic projection, letting the room return to its original state. A brief silence followed as I stood there, waiting patiently. After a moment, the officials began discussing among themselves, their tones serious and focused. It was clear my presentation had made an impact.

General Ross: how much for all of them?

Me: The AMP suit costs approximately $20–40 million per unit when purchased individually, and $5–10 billion for a fleet of 500 units. The E-11 costs around $20–50 million per unit, with a squadron of 100 units priced between $1–5 billion. Lastly, the Solid Eye costs between $500,000 and $1 million per unit.(waves hand slightly)

High official:that's….reasonable lets sign up a contract 

I couldn't help but smile as I signed the contract, sealing a deal that would make me even wealthier. Egg Tech Industries was already thriving, with over 10 billion dollars earned from something as simple yet genius as the automated bagel slicer. At this rate, I estimated I would surpass even Tony Stark in wealth—though that was just an estimate, of course.Feeling victorious, I made my way back to the Egg Mobile. But as I caught my reflection in the polished surface of the vehicle, I froze in horror—my mustache, which I had meticulously groomed to perfection, was now messy and unkempt. This was a catastrophe!

Me:Orbot Cubot to the hair salon quickly!

We quickly boarded the Egg Mobile, urgency driving us to fly at top speed toward my favorite salon. My mustache demanded immediate attention. Upon arriving, Orbot carefully parked the Egg Mobile, and I stepped out with purpose. Entering the salon, I was greeted by a pleasant lady at the front desk, her warm smile welcoming me.

Sarah:let me guess the mustache?

Me:yes 

Sarah:you know where to go 

After instructing Orbot and Cubot to watch over the Egg Mobile, I took my usual seat in the salon. Sarah, the stylist who always handled my mustache with expert care, began her work, gently washing it with shampoo to restore its pristine condition.

Meanwhile, Rachel, Daisy, and Zoey were seated nearby, chatting as usual. I knew them well, as I was a frequent visitor here, often seeing them during my appointments. Naturally, we fell into conversation, sharing the latest gossip. Zoey, in particular, had a dramatic story to share about catching her husband of four years with her sister. The mix of scandal and camaraderie was almost as refreshing as the pampering I was receiving.

Sarah:how's sage doing?

Me:she's been doing great to the point that I'll leave everything to her 

Sarah:for such a young girl to be great she must have a good father well a father with a obsessive interest in his mustache 

Me:maybe but I have a feeling that something's going to happen eventually I don't know what it is though 

Sarah finished styling my mustache to perfection. Once satisfied, I paid her for her excellent work and stepped outside, only to find the Egg Mobile missing. Displeasure immediately washed over me, but before I could even dwell on the situation, Orbot and Cubot returned with the Egg Mobile. Cubot, looking particularly pleased with himself, was holding a paper bag. I raised an eyebrow, already questioning what they had been up to.

Me: What were you doing?

Cubot:there was a buy 3 get 2 free deal at McDonald boss 

Me:did you get a happy meal?

Orbot:yes

Me:…..alright you saved yourself let's go home

I climbed into the Egg Mobile, and we made our way back home. Upon arriving, I stepped inside the house, only to be greeted by Sage, who appeared before me with her usual stoic expression. Her calm yet unreadable demeanor immediately piqued my curiosity. Something was clearly on her ai mind.

Me:what happened 

Sage:people tried to hacked me so I send their search history to the authorities 

Me:good job Sage here (gives her happy meal) there's probably a toy inside 

Sage:yay

After handing Sage her Happy Meal, I made my way to the lab where my unfinished robot awaited me. Grabbing my toolbox, I got to work, meticulously continuing the assembly. Behind me, the television flickered on, broadcasting the news I had been anticipating. The sound of the anchor's voice filled the room, and I paused briefly, a small smile forming—I knew this moment would come.

News anchor:[tony stark is missing]