The Exorcist Detective

"It seems that I have decided to let you get in touch with magic-related tasks. It is very necessary. In the future, you will become an eighth-level agent. There will be many such tasks. To deal with magicians of Li Kang's level, we want to do our best to deal with magicians of Li Kang's level. If you have too many chips, you have to do whatever you want, understand?" Fury wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes. Tears burst from his laughter just now, but his eyes glanced meaningfully at Midnight.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Mr. Director, I personally don't mind taking on missions that sacrifice my appearance, but I have sworn that I will never accompany that bastard Li Kang again. In order to prevent me from sucking blood, he does it every day Drinking beer mixed with holy water. Not only that, he took advantage of me for several days, but when Dracula's elite guards attacked, he opened the portal and escaped. Can you imagine? He didn't hesitate. Just abandon a beautiful woman like me. He is either a human being or a heartless beast." As a vampire who has lived for more than half a century and an eighth-level agent, Midnight has already surpassed the limits of morality. But Li Kang is still like a piece of stinky cheese, making Midnight unbearable.

As the only team within SHIELD that corresponds to the magical world, the Supernatural Agents Team has been fortunate enough to work with Li Kang three times in the past few years. Two of them were abandoned by Li Kang at critical moments, and once they were regarded as an attraction by Li Kang. Although Li Kangdu showed up in time to turn the tide at the last minute, everyone was still in an extremely unhappy mood.

Especially Midnight, as the heroine of the supernatural agent team, not only has a perfect figure of 85:59:85, but also has an angelic appearance and the unique charm of the vampire family, making Midnight almost invincible when facing men.

But the three encounters with Li Kang were a midnight nightmare. Not only were they defrauded of money and sex, but a mouthful of blood was sucked out of them. They were also used as cannon fodder. In the most cruel time, Li Kang used magic to turn holy water into beer. , tricked Midnight into drinking it, and then betrayed Midnight to Dracula, luring Dracula to suck Midnight's blood.

Dracula, a bastard, was fooled without even thinking about it. When Dracula was about to suck the traitor Midnight dry, Li Kang broke the spell, and Dracula's blood was instantly filled with holy water.

However, the holy water alone was not enough to kill Dracula, but Dracula also had no way to expel the holy water from his body. The torture of the holy water made Dracula wail all night long, and his voice was more miserable than that of an incited boar. , can literally tear a person's eardrums apart. Li Kang dragged Dracula under the sun and turned Dracula into a big match.

So Midnight vowed that she would never have any intimate contact with Li Kang again.

Fury showed an obvious expression of disappointment. Midnight was a powerful weapon against men, but it was a pity that it was no longer useful.

"Originally, I don't advocate money transactions with people like Li Kang, but I still approved 100 million US dollars in funds. If it doesn't work, we will spend money to buy back the Universe Rubik's Cube, but I can't come forward to do this. , so Coulson, you will go to trade with Li Kang on my behalf. Remember, don’t touch anything he gives you. After you get the Cosmic Cube, put it in a sealed box immediately. Do you understand?" Friru said. He said to Coulson in the face of the enemy.

"Director, let me put it this way, this is just a simple mission. I can go on it alone. As for launching such a big battle as the supernatural agent team?" Coulson once again showed his naive side.

"Hahahaha..." Colson caused the second burst of laughter.

"Do you think Li Kang would make a deal with you if there wasn't a team of paranormal agents following you? No kidding, he would skin you and cramp you, use a steel fork to make a big puncture in your anus, and put you on the grill , roasted into a suckling pig, facing people like Li Kang, you have to be soft and hard, shameless, get whatever you have, and do whatever it takes to succeed." Fury said some great principles of life, and he was already a Colson, an uncle, was stunned for a moment as he spoke, as if he had opened the door to a new world.

"This is my official entrance into the exam for the eighth-level agent. If I can succeed, please tell me

The commander approved me to officially become an honorable level eight agent. "Coulson can serve as a level seven agent of SHIELD, but he is not a fuel saver after all.

Coulson was suspected of taking advantage of the situation this time, but others, especially Fury, looked at him with admiration. To be a qualified SHIELD agent, you must possess this quality.

"Looking at your performance this time, the Quinjet is ready. Let's set off now." Fury led everyone to the open space outside the tent, and sure enough, a Quinjet was ready to go.

In front of the fighter jet, there was a young man who looked a little nervous. As soon as the young man saw Fury, he immediately came over to him.

"Director, do you really want me to give up my mission here right away and go with you? I don't understand. My mission here seems to be about to be fruitful. You can't just transfer me away." Young The man stopped Fury nervously.

"I can't?" The look in Fury's eyes scared the young man back two steps, "Mr. Fitz, you have overstepped your bounds. I will give you a task, and you must obey it unconditionally. Our task this time It's more urgent than your current mission, and besides, I've had enough of the 'seems', 'maybe', 'immediately', and 'will' rewards, so hurry up and get on the plane."

Fitz touched his nose awkwardly and got on the plane in despair.

Fury was the last one to get on the plane. He suddenly looked back. For some reason, he always felt like he was being watched. This feeling lingered after the alarm was sent from Hammer.

It took off vertically and flew straight to New York.

At the edge of the woods, a man wearing a green cloak and a golden horned helmet suddenly appeared. The man had a typical European face, with marble-like lines on his face, outlining an evil face. Charming face.

"I originally wanted to see that idiot Thor's Thor's hammer, but I didn't expect to hear such an interesting thing. The recent news about Dormammu the Terrorist who collapsed on the earth has spread throughout the universe. I have long wanted to meet this man, Li Kang, who is said to be more cunning than my Prince of Lies. I just take this opportunity to see what this man is capable of." It turns out that this man is Loki, Thor's brother in Nordic mythology. , a man known as the Prince of Lies and the God of Mischief.

Loki came to Earth this time mainly because he wanted to see his brother Thor. Thor blatantly violated the truce agreement between Odin and the Frost Giants, which almost caused another war between Asgard and the Frost Giants, but he was unwilling to do so. He admitted his mistakes and openly disobeyed Odin. He was punished by Odin to lose his godhood, fell to the earth, and temporarily became an ordinary person.

Loki tried to lift Mjolnir before, even if he did not hesitate to expose his whereabouts, but he tried his best and failed to shake Mjolnir. Then he sneaked into Fury's office invisibly, but was almost discovered by the keen Fury, but the risk was It brought a lot of gains. He learned that Fury and others were going to find the famous Li Kang, and Loki's interest was suddenly ignited.

"Perhaps this person can become my ally in the future." Loki jumped up and followed the Quinjet far behind.

In Hell's Kitchen, Li Kang sat dejectedly in front of the TV. It had been many days since the Dormammu incident. Not to mention that there was no business coming to him. He even lost his trainee assistant, and there was no business coming to him either. Being treated like a hero without even a word of thanks, he couldn't help but wonder if he had saved a fake world.

Just when Li Kang was holding a cigarette, drinking beer, and watching Teacher Aang fighting against Teacher Muto on the TV, the defensive array suddenly fluctuated, but no alarm was issued. Li Kang ignored it, maybe he came to investigate. About 30 seconds later, the doorbell rang.

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