The Exorcist Detective

"This Ajax must die, and his death will be ten thousand times worse than all the people he harmed combined." Li Kang took out two bottles of beer from the refrigerator and threw one to Deadpool, " Drink more, there is an enemy's soul trapped in my toilet, and we two brothers will pour it on him in a while, I think I will feel better."

"I understand, such a good woman is much better than that Emily, but she died in vain and I didn't even have a chance to fuck her. Damn it! It's so damn good. This is Aja again. This is a blood debt for Kes. I have to think carefully about how to torture him. Unfortunately, he only has one life. I really want to kill him ten thousand times. Wow~! I have an idea. Li Kang, what did you just say? Isn't it said that you can curse a person to live in the world for 1000 years? Can you curse Ajax?" Deadpool's eyes suddenly lit up and he said.

"Do you believe what I am bragging about? Cursing a person to immortality is the deepest and darkest spell. The evil thing about this curse is that it only makes people immortal, but it cannot prevent them from getting old, sick, disabled, or injured. This is also This means that even if a person is old, sick, and living like a zombie, and only seeks relief from death, he will still be unable to fall into the cold embrace of the goddess of death. I am indeed proficient in black magic, but when using this kind of magic, it is often This means that the user will be hated by the goddess of death. Although I don’t want to die yet, even for an open-minded person like me, there will always be a day when I have lived enough. By then, I hope to have some romance with the goddess of death. It’s a story, so don’t say I don’t know this spell, even if I can, I won’t use it.”

Li Kang said with a smile, unless someone is really mentally retarded, he will never touch this kind of spell that harms others and himself. The key to the immortal curse is not to harm others. If you use this curse spell, you will hurt the enemy a thousand times and you will be killed. Eight hundred losses.

"Wow haha...Speaking of the goddess of death, she and I are a sweet couple. Don't be afraid of her because she usually looks like a skeleton, but in fact, her true appearance is bigger than this Any woman in the world must be sweet. Spending one night with her, not to mention dying once, is worth dying a thousand and eight hundred times. I have had trysts with her many times between life and death, hehe... That feeling is so good. I feel like I have to urinate urgently. Is your enemy in the small bottle in the toilet? Then my precious gold liquid can't be wasted. I want to sprinkle it all in without a drop. On him." Deadpool staggered to the toilet and peed out.

"I don't want to try this kind of weird love of yours right now. Don't keep trying to die just to date the goddess of death. Although you have a self-healing factor, you are not immortal. Do you understand? If you continue to indulge like this, sooner or later One day the ship will capsize." Li Kang also stood up, pushed Deadpool to the side, and he also took a sway with his cigarette in his mouth.

"Wow~! My good brother is worried about me. I know that the self-healing factor has affected my brain, making me a little crazy. You don't have to worry about me. I'm still the mercenary king Wade. Even cancer can't kill me. So the person in this world who can kill me hasn't been born yet." Deadpool didn't wash his hands and fell down on Li Kang's big bed. He only had a piece of boxer briefs with a big hole exposed on his buttocks. He suddenly said worriedly Li Kang said, "I haven't asked you yet, why do you want to hang out with people like Doctor Doom? He is a big bastard. Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying he is a dictator, I'm just talking about his attitude towards others. It's so cold and heartless, as if he is not a human but a robot, so be careful when dealing with him."

"I have no choice. The prince of lies in the fairy palace is looking for the Cytorak ruby. As long as this ruby ​​is born, there will be a huge disaster. You know me best. If it is not a last resort, I will I don’t want to wade into such muddy waters, but the Cytorak ruby ​​must not fall into the hands of people like Loki or Doctor Doom. Loki doesn’t care about humans at all. In his eyes, humans are just a group of low-level slaves. Doctor Doom seems to If I want to establish an order where everyone follows the rules, I cannot tolerate these two ways of living," Li Kang said.

"I understand, and I prefer this free and chaotic world. I don't want to be forced to be a slave, or forced to be an obedient baby." Deadpool said with understanding.

"So this artifact must fall into my hands. If I don't take the initiative and wait until they find it before me, then it will be too late. Otherwise, I will have to become a miserable little slave. This kind of dangerous artifact , the best destination is to be kept by me. If it falls into the hands of others, our happy days of going out to pick up girls whenever we want, and blowing off whoever’s head we want, may be coming to an end. This world is ours. In the back garden for fun, there are beautiful girls, endless wine and endless fun. Anyone who dares to take advantage of it will be in trouble with us." Li Kang chuckled, he was nothing like that. A noble ideal.

"That's right, this world belongs to us. If anyone wants to take it away from us, just blow him up!" Deadpool drank the beer in his hand and smashed it to the ground.

"Just keep talking. What are you excited about? Sweep up all the broken glass for me. I'll get you a good thing now." Li Kang said with a smile.

He drew a magic circle on a floor. When the magic circle glowed, he took out a ring that matched the teleportation ring on his hand and gave it to Deadpool.

"Hey~! Brother, is this an engagement ring? Oh my God, I have finally waited for this day. Stop talking and kiss me." Deadpool took the ring and put it on his hand. He closed his eyes pretending to be shy. Pouting a foul mouth.

"Haha... Then I won't be polite." Li Kang shouted and threw himself on Deadpool, and the two started to fight on the big bed.

The ring on Deadpool's hand is a summoning ring. Li Kang can use the teleportation ring on his hand to summon Deadpool to his side, no matter how far away it is.

After one night, Li Kang and Deadpool got up early. After getting dressed, Deadpool used the stolen laptop to retrieve the information on the disk. According to the information, they were people from the Cobra Force. These people were usually speedsters. , neo-Nazis or gang members, each of them has a blood debt, but because of the military background of the Blackwater River Security Company, these files have been suppressed.

Everyone in the Cobra Force has a case against them. One of them, the most conscientious one, imprisoned his girlfriend at home for a week because he wanted to break up with her. He kidnapped a relative of his girlfriend's home every day and brutally killed her in front of his girlfriend. On the seventh day, children and dogs are killed. This is the most lawful kind. There is a tradition within the army to brag about how many cruel crimes they have committed. Under the influence of this culture, they also continue to commit crimes in civilian life. .

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