The Exorcist Detective

"Li Kang, can you tell me? Why do I always get injured inexplicably after I get the self-healing factor? If I was like this before I got the self-healing factor, I guess a thousand lives would not be enough to kill me. ." Deadpool came back through the big hole in the wall.

"Oh, because you have become particularly good at seeking death. Just like in the situation just now, you used to run away long ago. How could you possibly confront him head-on? If you keep doing this, something will happen sooner or later. You'd better be careful. , come here, pack this guy up, I'll contact Old Bill." Li Kang ordered, he came outside the house, took out his mobile phone and contacted Old Bill.

He first told Old Bill that Stan had been captured, and told Old Bill to take a shovel and go to the cemetery in Hell's Kitchen to wait.

After contacting Old Bill, Li Kang thought about it and called Mrs. John again. After chatting with Mrs. John for a few words, he wanted to ask Mrs. John for a favor. He thought that Mrs. John might refuse, but it turned out that To Li Kang's surprise, Mrs. John agreed easily.

Deadpool found a Lamborghini in Stan's garage, and the two transported Stan to the car and drove straight to the cemetery.

When they arrived at the cemetery in Hell's Kitchen, Old Bill was already waiting outside. The gravekeeper at the cemetery was an old friend of Old Bill's, so there was no need to say hello. The three of them carried Stan out of the car. After such a day of tossing, The sky has completely darkened.

Old Bill got a small garbage truck, loaded Stan on it, and transported it to the depths of the cemetery. Old Bill stopped in front of an unnamed tombstone.

"This is Shirley's tomb. I personally chose it. I also erected this monument. What should I do now?" Old Bill asked.

"Put Stan here first. I need to draw a magic circle first. This spell is too complicated. I can't complete it by myself. I need someone to help me. You two should teach this bastard a lesson first, and wait until I complete the magic circle. Let’s talk about it later.” Li Kang took a can of paint from Old Bill’s hand, and he got busy around Shirley’s grave.

Although Deadpool and Old Bill couldn't stand each other, at this time, the two worked together to tie Stan to Shirley's tombstone. After tying him up, Deadpool kicked Stan hard on the lower part. No matter what he did this time Whether Stan was really in a coma or a fake one, he let out a scream, and then he was left breathing heavily.

After a while, Stan slowly raised his head, and he saw Old Bill for the first time.

"Hey...old bastard, aren't you a policeman? These two guys broke into my house and kidnapped me. You should follow the law and loosen me now and arrest them both!" Stan hissed.

"You're right. I'm a policeman, and a rogue policeman. I've seen too many beasts like you ruin countless good girls with some bad money, but I've always been indifferent before, so now This time it's Shirley's turn. Although it's not my fault, I'm very angry, so today I'm going to be a real policeman, and I'm going to punish you with real laws!" Old Bill picked up a stone and said He opened his bow from left to right and hit Stan on the head at least twenty times. If Deadpool hadn't stopped him, he would have beaten Stan to death.

"Shhh~! Who would have thought that old Deadpool would be the most sane person here, haha..." Deadpool scratched his head and laughed. He suddenly raised his fist and punched Stan in the mouth more than a dozen times. , knocking out half of Stan's teeth.

"Stop for a moment. It's time for me to ask you a few questions. Who does Shirley mean to you? I read her diary. She is absolutely obedient to you and allows you to do whatever you want from her. Why did you kill her? ?" Li Kang asked.

"She? She's just a stupid girl. What does a woman like her mean? I'm rich and powerful, and I can have as many women as I want. She's nothing to me. I'm just tired of her, hahaha. ..To be honest, I just wanted to see how bad she could become, but I didn’t expect to attract evil stars like you. Can we solve it with money?" Stan asked in a low voice.

"Of course not, Deadpool, untie the rope from his body and let him start digging." Li Kang pressed the cigarette butt against Stan's face, and a burning smell came out immediately. He threw a shovel at Stan around.

"Dig? Dig for what? Do you want to rob a tomb?" Stan was still smiling. He waved a shovel to dig out the tomb. "I won't say the price. You can do it. Just tell me how much you want. I can do it." If you’re satisfied, please, wouldn’t you just die as a street girl?”

"No... money means nothing to me now, and we don't want to rob the tomb. We just want to put some souvenirs in the tomb. Just dig it up." Li Kandi put his cigarette in his mouth and looked at the time. Mrs. John said It should be here.

Sure enough, just when Stan was digging out the coffin, Mrs. John appeared quietly.

"Is this handsome guy with half his teeth the famous Stan? I don't think there's anything special about it, but if you can break Li Kang's heart, you've achieved quite a lot. I want to congratulate you. You There is no grudge between us, I just don't like you." Mrs. John said in a low voice.

Stan gritted his teeth and said nothing.

"Open the coffin and see who is inside." Li Kang said sharply.

Stan shuddered, and he used a shovel to nail the coffin away. He pushed open the coffin lid, and was immediately stricken by the stench inside. Shirley's body, which had been lying there for seven days, was now highly decomposed and maggots were constantly crawling on the body.

"Climb in." Li Kang ordered ruthlessly.

"Wha...what?" Stan said in panic, "You want me to crawl into this coffin? Lie with this rotten woman? You

Are you crazy?My father is a big shot, I am from Cobra Force, and there are people above me. If you bastard dares to do this to me, I can crush you to death at will! "

"If you don't eat the toast, you will be fined! Deadpool, break his limbs and throw him into the coffin!" Li Kang said solemnly.

Deadpool went over and kicked Stan on the knee. "Click!" With a sound, Stan hugged his knees and knelt on the ground. Deadpool kicked him three more times. Stan's limbs were at weird angles, and he screamed. In the night sky, it spread far away.

Deadpool and Old Bill teamed up to throw Stan into the coffin with his face facing Shirley. Stan vomited out when he saw Shirley's green face.

"In order to let you understand what you will face, I will tell you with good intentions. You will be sealed in this coffin by me, and I will seal him with Shirley's body for 1 years. During this period, everything you have Your senses are normal, you can move, you can be thirsty, hungry, and in pain, but you will not die, and you cannot open this coffin. In fact, even I cannot open this coffin. When you are 1 Years from now, when you can walk out of this coffin, you will immediately be wiped out, and your soul will fall into the hands of Hell Lord Stannis. This is the fate I have arranged for you. Although you said Shirley was worthless, I killed her again, but I still hope you can stay with her forever. I think 1 years is a good time, what do you think?" Li Kang asked softly.

"No... you can't do this to me. I am rich and powerful, my father is a big shot, and there are people above me... You can't..." Stan said weakly, his tears mixed with filth, flowing to the coffin. on the bottom plate.

Li Kang glanced at Mrs. John. Mrs. John nodded and took out a small box from her arms. Li Kang opened the box and saw that inside the box was a scarab wrapped in gold. This kind of scarab was particularly fond of The scarab is a sacred guard in the ancient Egyptian pharaoh's tomb. It is extremely aggressive. Any tomb robber who encounters it will basically die. Li Kang carefully took out the scarab and placed it in the coffin. .

"Oh, dear, it seems that you still haven't figured it out yet. Here, I am your father. My good son, you have no say. This scarab will treat your body as a host, constantly gnawing and reproducing until you It has become a worm nest, but you can't die. At least for 1 years, don't think about the goddess of death coming to take you in. You deserve it." Li Kang grabbed Stan's hair and pressed his face together. On top of the beach maggots, Stan whined for a long time, too frightened to say anything.

Deadpool and Old Bill closed the coffin together. This spell was used by the court mage of ancient Egypt to curse those who intended to assassinate the Pharaoh. The spell was very powerful and could not be completed by Li Kang alone, so he specially invited John Madam helps.

Gathering the power of two of the most powerful magicians of the time, Li Kang successfully completed the curse. When the spell was completed, the soil around Shirley's tomb suddenly automatically entered the tomb, filling the tomb to its original appearance.

The four of them stared blankly at Shirley's grave for a while. Mrs. John first said she felt uncomfortable, so she went back first, followed closely by Old Bill, who said he wanted to have a drink and left.

"Hey~! Brother, we finally avenged Shirley. I'm going to start the car right now. You can come here quickly. We're going to Alcatraz tomorrow. There's still a bastard to kill. There are endless enemies to kill. ." Deadpool turned around and left.

"Okay, I'll leave after I smoke this cigarette." Li Kang said casually. Just as Deadpool turned to leave, Li Kang's eyes suddenly blurred. He saw Shirley's soul again, inside the cemetery, and she smiled. Then he waved to Li Kang, and Li Kang also smiled, but suddenly, Li Kang couldn't smile anymore.

Behind Shirley's soul, a woman wearing a black cloak suddenly appeared. The woman's face was not human, but a skull.

"Goddess of Death?!" Li Kang's cigarette fell to the ground, and he looked at the Goddess of Death blankly.

The goddess of death also looked up at Li Kang. Suddenly the face of the goddess of death changed and turned into a beautiful woman that cannot be described in words. Her beauty has exceeded the limit that words can describe.

"Although you delayed the end of a sinful life for 1 years, I still appreciate your revenge. I am looking forward to the day when you can fall into my arms. My dear, your feelings are so intense. The whole magical world I can feel your rage. I believe you will become a perfect lover. I hope you can come to me soon." The goddess of death blew a kiss to Li Kang. She put her hand on Shirley's shoulder and suddenly said A dazzling light shrouded their bodies, and after the light, the goddess of death and Shirley disappeared.

"Oh my God, it's the Goddess of Death! If I tell Deadpool about the Goddess of Death having sex with me, he will definitely kill me," Li Kang suddenly felt relaxed, "Hahaha... The Goddess of Death didn't blame me, she actually admired me. No wonder people say that Death loves the Avengers the most. Hey... Deadpool, the lady of your dreams just appeared. She said she loves me very much and wants to have sex with me. As for my lover, she still hopes that I can come to her as soon as possible... Let me go, this is not cursing me to die early, Deadpool, did you hear it?..."

Just as Li Kang left the cemetery, a pair of eyes shining with orange-red light suddenly appeared in the darkness. Those eyes were full of jealousy, melancholy and crazy death.

"Deadpool...Li Kang...the goddess of death is mine!" the owner of the eyes said in a low voice, and then the eyes disappeared.

ps: The goddess of death has appeared, Ajax has been found, Magneto and Professor ....

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