chapter 88
88 – No Matter How Fast You Regret, It Is Too Late (3)
“Celesteine. “What are you eating?”
Leana asked right away as soon as she entered the guild.
Celestine shook her head, covering the corners of her mouth with a little chocolate cream.
“You didn’t eat anything?”
“Really? Is it true, Manager?”
This time, when they asked me, I also shook my head.
“I didn’t eat anything. “What did I eat?”
“Hmm.”
Leana narrowed her eyes at Celestine.
“Recently, I’ve helped you heal the butt in your pants twice, right?”
“You really didn’t eat it… ?”
Celestine lied while sweating profusely.
Then Leana turned her gaze to Ornette this time.
Ornette hid closely behind me and said nothing.
When there was no way to dig further, Leana smiled.
“Okay. Then go. Get ready to go tomorrow.”
“Yes, guild leader!”
As Celestine trotted across the living room and past her sofa, Lucene took the opportunity to extend her arm and smack Celestine’s bottom her her her.
“Mom! Don’t do it!”
Celestine jumped up in surprise and angrily ran up the stairs.
“Heung, it’s so plump. It looks delicious.”
Luce, wringing her hands and smiling, really looks like a middle-aged man.
“Leana. The Montaigne Guild has also been selected. They have already departed.”
“Really? Those people don’t have a wizard, so we have to work hard right away to meet the gathering time. That’s good. Take this opportunity to check their strength and get a clear idea of her guild leader’s tendencies.”
I sent Ornette, who was still stuck like gum, up first, and then patted Lucene, who was lying on the sofa reading a book.
“You go up and sleep too. I have to climb the mountain tomorrow.”
“I guess it’s the back yard of the neighborhood.”
“Oh, yes.”
“Do you really not believe me? Do you know where you got the ingredients to make this Thundermite?”
I know. It must have been brought from the top of Kanchenlunga.
The highest peak in a crazy mountain range with an average altitude of 7,000 meters.
Well, moving from here goes to Ornette’s portal, and in the case of Terralian Plateau, the gathering point is located high up, so it won’t be that difficult.
Celestine has also been working out with me every morning for several months and has built up quite a bit of stamina. The problem is Ornette.
Still, he’s a wizard in name, but he won’t walk around on his own feet, so what can he do?
“Okay, okay. But what book are you reading?”
“Aha, you mean this?”
Lucene threw the book at me and I caught it in the air.
It was not a novel, but a densely written note.
Judging from the straight and round handwriting, it doesn’t seem to be Lucene’s handwriting.
“What is this?”
“I wrote down everything the constellation said.”
“What… ?”
“Are you deaf? I wrote down all the information and knowledge that the Constellation told me.”
I was surprised and read the details again.
‘How to break through when surrounded: Move quickly left and right and move forward’.
This is a method of passing between objects using a game bug.
‘If you rush into the wall of the third brick house in Kremola village, you can go out to Tomakan Suge’.
This is also the same.
‘Once you entrust your weapon combination to a professional blacksmith, it cannot be reversed, so be careful!’.
‘If you get off the horse incorrectly, you may never be able to find your horse, so you must ride in the upright position.’
‘Always smile and act leisurely! Never be angry, never!’.
‘In the case of wandering merchants, if you search their bags, there is a low probability of finding good value magic tools, so ‘politely’ ask for permission and search them.
‘It is not a crime to kill someone out of sight of the guards.’
‘Even if you get caught, if you run faster and further away, you will forget and go back.’
Bugs and shortcuts that were used in the game before I was possessed here.
So, it’s a kind of ‘play diary’ or ‘tips and strategy book’.
This was clearly written all over the small, thick notebook.
As I continued to flip through the back pages, the dense text gradually became smaller and content that was completely different from tips and strategies began to appear.
It was like a travel diary containing place names of various places around the world.
It was obvious what it was.
Constellations, that is, they were things written down while tracking me.
How many pages are there?
Even at a glance, it seems like I’ve traveled almost the entire continent…
Was it really that desperate? .
When I opened the last page, my name appeared.
There were some sentences after the name, but before I could read them, Lucene snatched the notebook from my hands.
“If you’ve seen everything, why don’t you give it to me?”
“Oh, yes.”
“Now go in and do some mental training, demon hunter. I’ll play some more and then sleep.”
“Okay…”
“Go quickly.”
Luce nudged my thigh with his foot sticking out of the sofa.
Even though I just pushed, the force was so great that I was pushed back helplessly.
As I entered the guild leader’s room, I looked back and saw Lucene writing something there with a pen.
It was somehow bittersweet.
* * * * *
Celestine packed the necessary things in a large bag.
Bring underwear, a change of clothes, a towel, and soap that obviously isn’t there.
Besides a toothbrush and toothpaste, what else should I take with me?
Celestine, rolling her eyes back and forth, snapped her fingers.
I have to take care of that, that.
Celestine took out her box from deep under the bed and took out ‘it’ from inside.
A contraceptive tool made by processing slime.
Every time I go out to exercise with the office manager in the early morning, I take it with me, but I never use it, so it’s the same amount as the guild leader gave me.
I heard that each guild will be staying in a tent this time, so I thought it would be necessary.
I was wondering how many to take, but decided to just take them all.
I was very, very worried that I might need other guild members besides myself.
Since I was only using one tent, the manager, Lucene, Ornette, and I were all there, so if I were to use it, Lucene and Ornette would inevitably be involved as well.
“aah!”
“Be quiet!”
When Ornette shouted from beyond the wall, Celestine hurriedly shut her mouth.
I folded the contraceptives neatly and put them in the innermost part of the bag, no, in the outer pocket.
If you ever have to use this, you won’t have time to rummage through your bag while you’re at it.
All you have to do is reach into the bag next to your bed and take it out.
To do that, I need to put it in an outside pocket.
Hehe…
Hehe…
“Be quiet!”
“I’m sorry!”
Celestine quickly closed her bag and lay down on the bed.
Since I’ve packed all my bags, I should quietly do some sleep exercises.
* * * * *
Ornette, who was shooting at the pig healer who kept smiling darkly from behind the wall, wiped the sweat from her forehead and resumed her gymnastics on the pillow.
Since I’m going to sleep in a tent starting tomorrow, I don’t think I’ll be able to do it for a few days, so I’m planning to do it in advance today.
In the tower of the High Wizard who created her, Ornette learned everything.
He said that the ‘person who treated him affectionately’ was Orléans’ memory of Leonard.
The ‘intensely desired being’ is a memory of Leonard’s desire that he felt while sleeping in the breakup of dawn.
From the moment she realized that both of those beings were Leonard, Ornette changed completely.
For Ornette, Leonard became the reason for her life
He was the source of two great memories that supported him, and at the same time, he was a benefactor who provided food, clothing, and shelter for Ornette, who suddenly entered the world, without any compensation.
There was no reason for Ornette not to do anything for Leonard.
So, Ornette plans to use magic in earnest for Leonard during the sweep tomorrow.
Although he has not yet used proper wide-range magic, if he applies the magic flowing through his body and the knowledge he already has, he will be able to use magic to subdue the monsters called kobolds.
If that happens, Leonard will be happy because our guild’s status will increase and we will be able to monopolize all the money.
Then you’ll tell me I did a good job again, just like before.
If Leonard is good, I’m good too, and if Leonard is happy, I’m happy too.
So, Leonard.
Be sure to watch me in action tomorrow.
Pow!
When Ornette hit her lower back with all her might, the pillow burst.
* * * * *
The next day.
We laid out the bags in the living room and checked the contents one by one.
Leah took her paper and cited the preparations herself.
“Underwear!”
“There is.” “Mom!?”
When Lucene held up a pair of thong panties that were barely enough to cover her important parts of her, Celestine was shocked and covered her eyes.
“Why are you so surprised? Is there a problem?”
“What on earth are those hideous underwear, Lucene?!”
“Aang? You don’t know about the healers who are behind the scenes and clearing their throats. Front-line warriors don’t look like they’re wearing anything, but underwear that allows for movement is essential?”
And this time, she held up a bra made of similar strings.
It’s literally so ridiculously revealing that it’s almost like wearing an X-shirt.
Celestine saw that and shook her head violently, feeling dizzy.
“It’s disgusting.”
Ornette exhaled coldly and carefully hid her underwear with a baby lamb drawn on it inside her bag.