The Half-Puny Priest Hopes To Retire

190 – Crack

”Hehe.”

”Haha…”

I only patted his head a couple of times, but as I looked at the warrior whose face had melted beautifully, I burst into laughter as well.

Just as large dogs that think they are babies even after becoming adults usually do, the warrior’s behavior was truly despicable as he hugged me with the intention of eating me and constantly rubbed his face against my chest.

Is that all there is?

The stern figure that sniffed around my collarbone for a while, then shook his entire body, looked like a person addicted to something, and was even a little scary.

”Uaaa…”

I couldn’t help but feel a bit embarrassed as the refreshing breath that one would only experience in an open-air hot spring tickled the back of my neck.

I guess I’m getting used to it now.

The fact that the always sharp warrior showed this disheveled side only to me gave me a different feeling every time.

Thin golden hair tickling the skin.

The skin, which was indescribably soft and had a dizzying elasticity, was so addictive that I could confidently touch it all day without getting tired of it.

Add to this the unique sensuality of women. It’s truly the icing on the cake.

A topic that contains so many elements that make men’s hearts boil. He also has all the talents of a hero.

Every time I saw the number of talents the warrior had, I couldn’t help but admire them.

”I want to kiss you…”

Immediately after those words rang out, the warrior’s head quickly dug into the mound of my neck.

Judging by the fact that the hugging force has become somewhat stronger and even the ears have turned slightly red, it appears that he is somewhat embarrassed.

Just a little while ago, he was licking my sweat or twitching slightly just by smelling me.

He didn’t hesitate to do something dozens of times more embarrassing than kissing, so why was he reacting so shyly now? It was something I didn’t know.

”And I want you to lick my ears, too. Also, like before, I want you to bite the back of my neck without hesitation… Also, I would like you to stroke my stomach from inside the clothes, not beyond them… Also, tickling the back of the neck as if you were a pet dog… And again…”

”Hero…”

The warrior, who suddenly fell into a state of panic due to the endless options that he came to mind, was calmed down step by step.

This is the sight of her her warrior-sama her every day since the day she handed over her her her once-a-day wish her power her her her.

The method of calming it down has long since disappeared.

There are many ways to do this, but the most effective is to pat your back while gently calling your name.

Before she figured out this method, she had to deal with the hero who poured out her her her her her like bamboo shoots until the sun set, so it was quite difficult.

”I told you that you can only make one wish a day.”

”Hurt…!”

The warrior, who came to her, her senses, her belatedly at my call her, straightened her bent back.

Oh no!

Every time I looked at those two wide-open eyes, as if they were going to scream like that at any moment, I couldn’t help but laugh.

”Haha.”

”Poetry, Father…?”

It was just amazing.

We just shared each other’s warmth and exchanged a few words.

If only that were the case, the dark worries that had been thickly clouded in my thoughts just a moment ago were disappearing like melting snow.

I’ve already heard of research results showing that physical contact with the opposite s*x has an excellent effect on lowering stress levels, but I never thought it would be to this extent.

I felt like I could now understand to some extent why the saint and the warrior were anxious because they couldn’t be held by me.

”Queuuu! Then please give me a kiss! Of course, it’s not an ordinary kiss! With the candy kiss you promised to give me this morning! I hope you mix your tongue a lot too!”

I tried to burst out laughing again at the warrior’s behavior as he asked me to kiss him, as if he was ordering some kind of food menu, but this time I barely suppressed it.

Because I couldn’t laugh at the conclusion the warrior came to after thinking about it for a long time.

”Yes. All right. However, there is still a lot of luggage that needs to be sorted out. I can’t do this for too long. You know, right?”

”Yes!”

Rustle rustle.

For a while, the sound of peeling candy shells was the only thing that tickled me in an enclosed space filled with distorted silence.

The warrior gently released his hand, which was tightly tied around my waist, and suddenly spoke to me in a whitish voice comparable to the breathing of a sparrow.

”Over there, priest…”

”·····Yes?”

An unstable figure, hiding his expression by lowering his head and occasionally licking his lips.

It was the typical example of a human being carrying heavy worries.

”Is it possible that the priest…Isn’t that happy that you overlap with me…?”

”·····!”

Immediately after that, a deep sense of anxiety was evident from the warrior’s sad expression as he looked up at me.

It’s been a few weeks since I’ve been able to grant the warrior’s request for skinship, even if only to a limited extent, on the condition of the saintess’s approval to join the hero party. ＞

Because the Maginot Line of demands was set with a kiss, there were no cases where the line was crossed.

It’s been a long time since I’ve gotten over all the risky aspects of romantic relationships, such as sleeping together or bathing together.

However, it seemed like the warrior was secretly displeased with this horizontal relationship where I was only accepting what he had asked for.

Is there anything you’d like me to do for you? It doesn’t matter if it’s a pervert preference, so just tell me anything.

The face of the warrior who would make obscene demands to me whenever he had time would sometimes appear in my dreams.

Of course, he had no choice but to refuse every time.

Even once. It was because she instinctively knew that if she started touching her even once, she wouldn’t be able to stop again.

Moreover, in this system where there was no proper contraceptive method, to hastily try to have a relationship with the warrior was an act that could never be forgiven, both nationally and morally.

Let the child be conceived in the body of a warrior who must always be in top condition at the forefront of the dungeon.

It was a tragedy so terrible that it made me feel cold just imagining it.

That’s why I had no choice but to grit my teeth and endure it again and again.

Even this would have been virtually impossible without the training he had learned to control his passions during his time as an apprentice priest.

If the saint had an appearance of extreme plastic beauty, the warrior had an appearance that constantly fueled impulse erotics.

It would not be an exaggeration to say that it was a miracle that I was able to maintain my senses in the face of the two people’s successful hand-to-hand attacks.

”Of course I want to do it too. As I said before, I am actually an ugly priest who is very revealing to women. It goes without saying how attractive the warrior is to me. But you know. Warrior…”

”Ugh…”

I calmly scolded the warrior who started crying at my euphemistic refusal.

The desire to be physically intimate with someone of the opposite s*x is a very natural thing for humans.

The warrior’s enthusiasm was just a little greater than that of other people, but it was not right for her to criticize it as wrong.

In an age where even priests engage in bigamy, who would dare criticize a warrior who lives with integrity and innocence better than most priests?

At least not as far as I know.

But no matter what, the time and place had to be chosen.

Even for the warrior himself.

Moreover, for the sake of the precious child that the warrior will give birth to in the distant future.

Side.

”!”

After carefully brushing away the graceful blonde hair that hung like a curtain, he lightly kissed the warrior’s forehead, which was clearly exposed.

The response was immediate.

The warrior’s eyes were his, which had become cloudy after losing his original firearm, were quickly regaining their light starting from that moment.

”Please bear with me at this level for the time being. I will also endure it. Instead, when the time comes, when we achieve all of the missions given to us, and when I can make decisions with my own heart, not the circumstances around me. At that time, I will give you the correct answer. Can you wait until then?”

”·····Yes.”

It didn’t seem like he fully understood what I said, but the warrior nodded his head kindly and patted his head.

Everything I said to the warrior was sincere without a single lie.

Because I also endured the same thing.

Mistakes of the past. The survival of the world. Mission as a Hero Party. The office of a priest. Relationship with the saint.

If there had been no such obstacles, it was clear that I, with my weak will, would have irresponsibly accepted all the temptations that came my way, unable even to resist the slightest.

Phew. Today, I successfully overcame another hurdle.

When I was an apprentice priest, I sold my hat to the teacher who personally taught me how to control my s*xual desires even if I bowed a hundred times a day.

It’s a shame because I received the training faithfully.

If it weren’t for the teachings of that day, I would have been unable to control my rising s*xual desire and would have been attacked either the saint or the warrior.

I can’t believe I can maintain peace even in a situation like this, with the warrior’s lovely body clinging close to me.

After all, people learn and see anything…

·····Huh?

”Hey, warrior… For a moment·····. Could you please get away from me for a moment…? 10 minutes·····. No! 3 minutes! It only takes about a minute!”

”Huh? Father! Something hard is touching my thigh right now!”

”Suddenly!?”

”Judging by the size! It looks like it’s a thick dagger in a sheath! I can’t believe such a dangerous object is walking around in my bed! As a warrior, this is unacceptable!”

”Now, wait! Hero! For a moment! Wait a minute!”

”Let’s check it now!”