The Half-Puny Priest Hopes To Retire

204 – Spouse

Fortunately, the misunderstanding that arose from my careless remark was quickly resolved.

When Lulu and Lia cheered for their new father, and when I saw the trace of reason in my senior’s eyes gradually fading away, I was prepared to die for a moment.

Thanks to the wife who came in at the perfect time and perfectly mediated the chaos, the crisis was averted without a single casualty.

”Yes, I said the other day that the newlyweds’ room just happened to be empty. I also told him to tell me anything if I need help without hesitation. But man, if you say it in that order, you have no justification even if I raise my fist.”

”No shame… Actually, after I said that, I thought, ‘Oh my gosh.”

I can definitely say that there has never been a time when I realized the importance of daily conduct more than at this moment.

If my past actions had not been trustworthy at all, the last will that came out of my mouth would have been that half-baked declaration of NTR.

”Don’t be too harsh. Husband. Doesn’t my husband, and no one else, know better than anyone else that weak humans are not the race to do that? And any more bad words are not good for prenatal education.”

”Ha·····. I know that too… Because I know. Please don’t sneakily stab me with your horn. Evan.”

Maybe I felt quite sorry for shrinking back from my senior’s command.

My wife, who was worse than me, took my side by poking my senior’s head with the horn that grew on her head

”Thank you. Mrs. And I’m saying it again, I’m really sorry…”

”Never mind. Weak human being. This person and my husband are so-called compatriots who have exchanged big and small favors with you on many occasions. Compatriots don’t apologize for such trivial things.”

”Oh, yes…”

The term “Weak human being” That my wife used to preface every sentence was referring to me.

Perhaps because of her unusual birth, the wife could only distinguish between strength and weakness in the appearance of humans, except for her husband, senior Haren.

According to Senior Haren, his wife as a child only called the majority of humans ‘scum’or’inferior species ‘.

It seemed like this ‘weak person’ calling me was actually quite a generous expression for her.

”So what’s your business, you weak human being? If you have any business, I want you to tell me right away. My husband and I are busy preparing for our fourth child.”

”·····Honey?”

A stern declaration recited with an expressionless face.

At that moment, the senior, whose face turned a contemplative tone, hurriedly adjusted her jacket.

Unlike her children, who had grown significantly, her mother’s appearance was no different from before.

Her noble silver hair, which seemed to have been woven by the brilliant moonlight, was breathtakingly noble even though it stayed neatly around the nape of her neck.

Her prominence was slightly similar to a goat’s horn but boasted an incomparable size, showed off her overwhelming majesty without compromising her own beauty at all.

She wears glasses, but their purpose is not to aid vision, but to hide her sharp vertical pupils.

A ferocious giant dragon that once roamed throughout the islands and became infamous for its reputation.

Evan.

It was always amazing to see that cruel being fall in love with a human man and become the mother of a peaceful family.

”That…”

”Uncle! If you don’t like your stepdad, marry Lulu! Let’s marry Lulu and live forever!”

”No! Uncle Lajis is going to marry Lia!”

I was just about to get lucky. I was speechless again.

Who said they weren’t twins?

They only spoke together, but their actions were in sync.

”I’m sorry. Lulu. Leah. Uncle, I’m very busy right now, so can we talk later?”

”No! The last time! You promised with your fingers that you would play with us until I wake up! Let’s play house! Lulu is the mother!”

”No! Leah is the mom! Lulu is a dork!”

My body was constantly jabbing from side to side like a metronome as the children scolded me from both sides.

I thought I was somewhat accustomed to this type of suffering thanks to my past days with the hero and the saint.

This innocent tantrum was a challenge in a different direction than before.

”Lulu! Leah! Dad told me not to interrupt when adults are talking!”

”Lulu. Leah. And then it stuck…”

It was right then.

The couple’s gaze, which seemed like they were just trying to stop their daughters from complaining, suddenly turned urgently to the direction behind me.

”·····!?”

The gaze of the senior, who had hurriedly stood up on the spot, suddenly became confused.

However, the wife’s gaze, looking in the same direction, was as peaceful as a calm lake.

”Calm down. Strong human being. The daughters have no desire to reproduce towards weak humans. It’s just something kids say.”

Strong human being. That’s definitely the word her wife uses to refer to ‘her she’.

As I slowly twisted my head, rusty with dejection, and looked back, I saw the faces of the warrior and the saint looking down fiercely at the children who were fighting over my body.

”·····”

”·····”

Neither of them said a word, but honestly, that was more scary.

Lulu and Lia seemed to feel the same way as I did, so they trembled like dogs getting wet in the rain and dug deeper into me than before.

”Hee, hee-!?”

”Ghost, it’s a ghost─!!”

Lulu and Lia instinctively pressed their bodies close to me, but they did not seem to know that this behavior was actually fueling their impulses.

Even though it was her first time seeing the saint, she must have been quite scared, seeing the warrior who had shown her face several times so scared.

”Hero… Holy woman… We promised…”

I sincerely asked you to wait quietly outside the door until the story was over.

I felt once again perplexed by their affection, which showed such a sharp response to the children’s simple words.

”I was hearing everything right outside the door! When it comes to playing house, I can’t miss it! If you are a hero! How to do your best even for children’s entertainment! Please leave the role of mother to me!”

”I am mom. A dog is a dog.”

The sight of the saint who carried the fate of this world and the warrior arguing over their role as a play house was astral in many ways.

There was no need to say anything to my senior who was an ordinary person.

Even my wife, who had lived dozens of times longer than others and had experienced all kinds of ups and downs in life, seemed to be busy tilting her head and trying to decipher the surreal reality in front of her.

”What is this…”

Starting with her senior’s quiet words, her quiet home her her suddenly became noisy.

”Hey! Warrior! You weren’t supposed to go in until you gave the signal! Come out here when I have something nice to say!”

”Oh, no! Wellna! The priest is busy talking right now!”

Apis was one step ahead, followed by the nuns, who broke into the room one by one.

No matter how much extra power the nun had, it seemed that Apis alone would not be able to stop those two people.

In normal times, the big team would have joined in there and bought us some time.

It was a shame that the location was senior Haren’s house.

It was something that couldn’t be helped.

Normally, they are a big team with more common sense than anyone else in the hero party.

In this space, to be exact, in the space where Evan’s wife is, he was an old man who surpassed his sister.

”Eh, Mr. Evan… Oh, long, long, long time, hey! It’s been a long time… Mama Ma… Have you been in peace, peace, peace…”

Big Tim, dressed in a suit with a face as open as a tomato, hesitantly walked into the house, holding a bouquet the size of a house in both hands.

Although he was stuttering the entire time, his voice was incomparably clearer than usual.

”Hey! Big team! What are you doing! Men and horses! You too, come here!”

Now I see that Apis, with blood vessels on his head, is hanging like a belt around Big Tim’s waist.

I see The warrior’s vigilance was neglected as he was trying to stop the big team.

Then there is nothing we can do.

”What kind of mess is this? Please explain urgently. A weak human being.”

”Ha, haha…”

Thanks to my wife’s cool-headed words that awakened my spirit, my consciousness, which had been temporarily blacked out, was able to be clearly rekindled.

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”That’s really what happened… Ok, fine. I will cooperate…”

”Yes? I really… Really…?”

”That’s right. And even if I refuse, Evan will try to help as he pleases. My wife may seem like that, but she’s an annoying person who can’t help but take care of someone she likes.”

”Ahaha…”

How long was the long conversation with musical accommodation?

Our senior accepted our absurd proposal more willingly than we expected.

”Anyway, wouldn’t it be wise to pick out those who will become future warriors when they are still young, now that they are a little older? This time, I lured her saintly woman out of her. You are no ordinary crazy person either. Isn’t that right?”

”Is that what you said? A crazy person takes care of a wounded dragon with all his heart her her her, and even thinks about throwing away his career and family to take her as his wife her ”

”·····So?”

”Push!”

Ta-da!

They exchanged words to hurt each other and clinked the glasses in her hand cheerfully.

Drinking alcohol with self-deprecating complaints as an accommodation is probably something you have been doing on occasion.

I felt strangely at ease just knowing that there was someone sitting right next to me who would listen to my complaints and point them out.

”Senior is also a senior. From what I heard, the relationship between me and the warrior. She said she sold it because she was threatened by a nun. Do you know how much I suffered because of that?”

”Hey! I’m threatening you with severance pay, but you don’t tell me! This is three kids! There could soon be four! You saw us doing it! As I said earlier, you were massaging my thighs every time I spoke!”

”Hmm…”

I couldn’t think of anything to rebut.

Wouldn’t that be sufficient reason for betrayal?

Suddenly, that thought even raised its head.

Ta-da!

”Puh-ha! Well, that was only half a joke, and actually there was another intention.”

”That means it’s not half a joke.”

”Anyway, the guy is being strict…”

Squeak.

To cover up my embarrassment, I poured a drink for my senior who hurriedly emptied his glass.

”Mr. Evan! It would be better in the distant future, after her husband has reached the end of his life and passed away! Please marry me!”

”I refuse.”

”Kwaaa—!!!”

A sorrowful cry could be heard for a moment from behind, but it was difficult to find any trace of agitation on the faces of my senior and I.

This is the 87th time in total that Big Tim has proposed to Evan and broke up.

It was surprising at first. Because now it wasn’t something that was particularly alarming.

”They say that guy’s first love was the widow of the prisoner next door. Isn’t it true that you have similar tastes?”

”Umm…”

I tried to say no for the sake of the Big Team’s honor, but for some reason I couldn’t get my mouth to speak.

”Anyway, what are your other intentions?”

So I decided to quickly change the topic.

The senior seemed to have sensed my intention to some extent, but she did not press further.

”Hey, you too. Slowly…”