The Half-Puny Priest Hopes To Retire

chapter 4



4 – Holy Lady. You shouldn’t do this. (3)

A time-honored saying passed down from generation to generation in my warm homeland suddenly came to mind.

If the favor continues, you know it’s a right.

Is there any other word that expresses human nature more plainly than this?

If it is because of the intentional molding of the author we call God, the human nature that is not good for the species called human beings who hastily concludes that what is in their hands is entirely their own and is conceited.

You said you had a really cool hobby.

As a creature, I wanted to say at least a few bitter words.

”Holy Maid… Please get out of the way…”

”····”

With both arms outstretched straight to the left and right, the new model of a young girl blocking my path made my head ache.

It was like watching an anteater’s threatening posture that I had seen in an animal documentary once.

That pose, which I thought was insignificant when the anteater did it, can look so menacing depending on who the user is.

It was around the time that sloppy thoughts stemming from escaping reality filled my brain.

A divinely resonant voice lifted my consciousness, so much so that I wondered if it had resonated directly in my head.

”Jjook····. I didn’t…”

A resentful rebuke was directed at me, as if urging someone who had neglected to do what he ought to do.

However, the emotions welling up inside my heart were somewhat far from guilt or guilt.

Yeah, if you have to define it, it’s disgusting.

I was aware that the guardian priest, who was supposed to devote himself wholeheartedly to the saintess, had too disrespectful and dingy feelings for the saintess she was protecting.

Before being a guardian priest, as a solid priest, as a protector, as a man, it was inconceivable to think that this was a bit wrong.

”Lady. As I said before the meal, the unhealthy physical contact with me ends today.”

”····?”

She tilted her head, as if she couldn’t understand what I was saying.

I had no way of knowing at this point whether he really didn’t understand what I was saying, or if he was just pretending not to understand.

At least it seemed clear to me that she, who had always been in her own world, was listening to my voice at this moment.

Taking advantage of this momentum, he hurriedly poured out the words he had endured so far.

”From the beginning, hugging each other, stroking each other’s hair, or kissing each other is not the proper relationship between a saint and a guardian priest. If, by any chance, this scandal reaches the ears of other believers or even the people who worship her, the dignity of the saintess, and furthermore, the honor of the Holy See may be greatly damaged. The saintess lacks awareness of how prestigious her position is.”

Moreover, there is a lack of consideration for my mental health, which is getting tattered day by day.

After being selected as the saintess’s exclusive guardian priest, 10 death threat letters, presumably attributed to seniors blinded by jealousy, are placed at the door every day.

Needless to say, the day they found out about the physical contact between me and the saintess was catastrophic.

”Above all, my body is a shield to protect the saintess, not a toy. Whenever I have a chance, I grope, lick, and bite my body… No matter how much I do, I can’t close my eyes any longer.”

Is it because he brought out the resentment he would normally have been holding onto?

Fragments of memories that had been tormenting me so far passed through my mind like a panorama.

A mysteriously beautiful girl, as if it were a supreme art piece combed by God, buries her breath into her skin at close enough distance that her heartbeat can be heard intact.

As if trying to dig up something buried inside my body.

A chiseled nose taps carelessly on my skin, and the alluring body scent, like a mixture of sweet milk and dense honey, desperately tries to rob me of what little self-control I have left.

What drives me mad more than anything is those cherry lips that unintentionally create sensual sounds whenever they touch my skin.

Honestly, it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say that the fact that he had maintained his sanity while facing that dizzying ecstasy right in front of him was already a feat close to a miracle.

”So let’s stop ‘Family Fun’ from now on.”

Clenching his fists, he quietly recited the words of his desperate desire.

Hoping my firm will reach her. I earnestly hope that she will understand that intention.

Turbuck.

Did I feel some unusual energy from my words and actions, which were quite different from usual?

A damp uneasiness seeped through her erratic movements as she slowly closed the distance towards me.

”Jjook…”

”no.”

As always, the saintess who recklessly tries to be embraced by me.

He grabbed her by the slender shoulder and stopped her. Then, he resolutely pushed his feather-like body away.

It’s heartbreaking, but it should have been like this a long time ago.

The book I put in my back pocket. 《The Standard of Parenting. The author of “Raising a child who is always in a hurry without being shaken” said that in times like this, you have to eat your mind more vigorously.

”It’s okay to say it instead, but starting tomorrow, I’ll read two of the children’s books I used to read at every meal. As for the bell peppers that the saintess dislikes on the menu, I will tell the waitress well and ask her to remove them without the nun’s knowledge. If there is anything else you need, please let me know. I will prepare anything within my power.”

Moreover, the importance of compensation was repeatedly emphasized.

Saying no to it blindly is the sewage of the sewage.

When you want to forbid or limit something to your child, it is best to prepare a variety of rewards that are equivalent to it, as the book said.

”So, saintess. Tomorrow part… turn…”

Suddenly, the air around the sharp edge pierced his lungs.

I shuddered unreasonably at the cold, like a knife cutting through the film.

It was incomparable to the ugliness of the heart crying like a frightened beast.

”Seo, the saintess…?”

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Kwak.

Embracing my waist, clasping my hands together, and blocking any escape route, the saintess buried her face in my abdomen.

It could be affirmed that the series of movements looked like the shape of a snake tying the throat of its prey, and it was by no means something out of the ordinary such as a hallucination or a tantrum.

It was a weak force that could easily be shaken off by lightly applying force to the bones.

However, the subject of the will that is now completely overpowering my body and making it impossible to move was undoubtedly derived from that feeble power.

”Keah, kuhhh…!”

It was then. Something broke into my body.

At the same time, the oppressive feeling of a transcendent being pressing down on my soul from above choked my breath.

It was as if an invisible hand was gripping my heart and forcibly accelerating blood flow through my body.

The senses of the whole body became unusually sensitive, bones and muscles squirmed, and an unknown sense of omnipotence enveloped the whole body.

It must have been. This power is said to have been entrusted to only a handful of faithful girls by the gods. The supreme authority granted only to the saintess.

The protection of the saintess.

Originally, formless armor that pierces demons to bestow upon the hero who fights against the demon lord.

A key that opens a forbidden door that allows a human body to use the omnipotent power of God at least a bit.

but.

The protection of the saintess bestowed upon those who did not have the proper qualifications was comparable to that of the poisoned Holy Grail.

For example, it was like pouring seawater into a paper cup the size of the palm of your hand, until the paper cup was broken.

Yes, that was exactly what she was doing to me.

she is the sea I’m a paper cup. A mere paper cup that is widely available as a substitute.

”Huh… Ugh…!”

Not even a scream came out.

one two three four.

The more the blessings she bestowed on me overlapped, the more strange sensations like my intestines being burned, and yet no pain at all, enveloped my consciousness.

What followed was the unknown feeling of sinking into the dark seafloor where one could not see an inch ahead while wearing layers of heavy armor that did not fit the body.

It was around the time when I was about to be robbed of my last remaining possession, the longing for survival.

fluff.

As if to declare surrender, the knee fell.

Then, the sight that had been cramped due to difficulties in breathing slowly began to open.

The eye level was right. so my eyes fell

Holding the children’s book I read today to my chest, with her staring at my chubby figure with a neat appearance that is not much different from usual.

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Jjiik.

And the next moment, his self-consciousness, which had become rags due to a series of dramatic changes, took off once again as he witnessed the shocking scene in front of him.

Boo-wook, Bo-wook.

Because the saintess who inadvertently tore the children’s book she loved so much was caressing my cheek with a desperate expression she had never seen before.

”I do not need····. Everything… I don’t need it…”

”Heo-eok…! Heo-eok…!”

At first glance, it seemed that he was angry, and that he was afraid of something.

After all, it’s all speculation. Only the fact that it was an emotion that I could not discriminate was clear.

To my pity, I could have foreseen very easily what she would do to me right after this.

It’s a sad premonition since ancient times, because there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it.

So, due to the aftermath of the sensations and muscles in her body becoming porridge, she desperately came up with words by moving her shabby mouth that drooled recklessly.

”This, lips… not lips…!”

”····”

”Seo, Saint ··· Nim ···· My ···· Feet ····!”

”····”

”Well… me…!”

”····”

How many times have my bitter pleas resounded beneath the cracks in my consciousness falling into the abyss?

side.

My world went dark with an ecstatic echo that I couldn’t tell whether it was reality or a dream.


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