chapter 27
27 – Harem Crasher Proclamation (2)
My parents went to the mansion, and Louisa went back to the dorm after a battle of nerves. Next, of course, it was my turn to be escorted to the academy’s dormitory…
“Hiya~ As expected, our house is the best! Right?”
“I agree.”
Entering the house, which was modeled after the living space of the Ice Castle, I casually went into my room and looked at the two women unpacking her belongings.
And then I remembered the archwitch’s violence that had just happened.
“Then I will guide you to the dormitory now…”
“I don’t need it, so guide me to a suitable vacant lot.”
“At the academy, it is the rule that men and women are separate…”
“………”
“I will prepare.”
She was a princess in her own right, but she couldn’t say anything to Aisha, who stared at her silently. She said this is power. I won’t listen to orders from those weaker than me!
Aisha, who was provided with an empty lot, created a house of her own with her magic.
“Short cut, newlyweds”
When I said
, It immediately jumped out. Her limbs trembled at Aisha’s readiness.
As long as she brings it as a short cut of that tricky future borrowing… Where the hell did she prepare it from? I don’t know if I’m being eaten like this.
‘From now on, it’s really only the academy!’
I put aside all my thoughts and began to carefully organize my notepad, where I wrote down the achievements, magic, skills, and relationships I needed to obtain at the academy in the future.
No matter how familiar I am with Lunatic Soul, there may be things I inadvertently miss.
Also, there is a possibility that the route has already changed considerably, so I had to pay attention to the events that occurred in the first semester.
“Tir~? What are you doing?”
She was sitting quietly in the living room, lost in thought, when Aisha, who had changed into a light negligee, approached her.
‘Ah… Raen… What the hell are you…’
Excessive stimulation burns the cranial nerves.
It was the first pajama I had ever seen, but it was made of translucent silk. The bottom of the clothes wasn’t visible, but the silhouette of Aisha’s soft curves, standing with her back to the light, was still visible.
Naturally, everything I was worried about flew away. This guy is real
“What on earth were you thinking about wearing those clothes…”
“What are you asking? Catchcha.”
Aisha placed the table in front of me with her magic and sat on my thigh. The texture and heat, which were only slightly different from the material and thickness of the fabric, were noticeably different than before.
At the same time, my few members of the opposite s*x tap-danced and prepared to exit with splendor. Don’t go! I’m in big trouble without you!
Ayesha burst into laughter as I watched her snort and struggle to keep her composure.
“It’s worth the effort to be so excited.”
Oh my gosh… Who am I really enduring this temptation with my teeth clenched? Just run over?
It’s because I can’t really talk. I’m not a eunuch! Then a very big deal! Uh!
“Would you like a drink?”
“No, I thought it would be a big deal if I had a drink now.”
“Whoa, whoa, that’s honest. So what were you thinking?”
First, I took off her coat and wrapped it around Aisha’s shoulder. The stimulation is too strong to continue the conversation like this.
But in an instant, Aisha threw her coat away. f*ck.
“I was thinking about what I would do at the academy in the future. Because there is nothing to learn in class.”
“You said you wanted to learn unique magic? Weren’t you aiming for the Moon Festival attended by the Great Witch of Dark Cloud?”
You got it right. Moon Festival is a festival where once a year, when both moons in the sky become full, all students of the academy solve difficult problems presented by the Great Witch of Dark Cloud.
Unlike her dark-looking nickname, she is surprisingly a mood maker. She presents many challenges that people can enjoy seeing and enjoying. At this time, people are ranked in order of pleasing them.
And students who like the Archwitch even provide opportunities to become her disciples. Although she has become her disciple, there are still no students who have properly learned unique magic.
“There are still three months until the Lunar Festival. In the meantime, I have to think of something to do.”
Aisha immediately straightened up and pinched her side.
“Don’t even think about flirting with a girl.”
That’s too much, really. The reason why I keep insisting on the harem route is all for the sake of a happy future with Aisha.
It sounds like bullsh*t, but it’s true.
I’ve already fallen in love with her and gave half of her soul to her, so I can’t afford to make a harem. As it used to be, there is no vacancy in my heart anymore.
A thousand years is not enough even if Aisha and Kkonnyang live together.
‘Why did I go through such an ordeal?’
This is all because of the damn old dragons. Damn it. He said he would foretell the future, but he shoveled in a 2 million Scoville hot f*cking big taffy.
“You twisted the world and got too much luck. But the world has to be balanced. The person who accepted your love will bear the adverse wind instead.”
“To avoid this, you must either defeat the evil that governs the misfortune, or create people who have you in mind to disperse the misfortune. Make sure not to tell anyone about this.”
“In that case, even we do not know what kind of disaster will befall the person you love.”
Yeah, actually, it’s not their fault, it’s pure advice. Thank you tearfully
So let’s sort it out
‘Do you have possessions and you’re really lucky? That’s why we need a balance patch. Debuff the woman you love! If you don’t like it, make a harem. By the way, it would be a big deal if I said this to someone else.’
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‘Nyan-like view of the world.’
Petty bastards. Bastards who will nerf the crocodile bird because the crocodile is strong.
Since I have already experienced the example of Riet Maman, I cannot move recklessly. Making irreversible mistakes is now a specification.
The evil in charge of misfortune, the cleanest way to deal with misfortune, but… This is the final boss. It hasn’t even descended yet, so I can’t touch it for at least three years.
Even the ‘achievement stat’, which is essential for defeating the evil god, is best given by the harem route.
But what if Aisha gets tired of me or changes her mind while I’m on my way to catch the final boss? Then, she is confident that she will wail loudly so that it resonates throughout the world while rotating 360 degrees in the north, south, east and west directions.
‘I don’t even want to imagine…’
This is the harem route you need to play with Aisha as soon as possible. You need to diversify your investments.
I think it’s trash. Even if I give good things to people who like me, it won’t be enough.
But I can’t help it. I was meant to be a wizard in my previous life, but even if I had a pretty boy setting and excellent abilities, I couldn’t end my life as a virgin.
Even if it’s a harem, I don’t have to like it. The important thing is that there are many harem members at the moment when I accept Aisha’s heart.
In other words, she is to become a Casanova who loves only one person.
I can assure you. I have the confidence to love only Aisha no matter what kind of woman is around me.
But, of course, Jin Heroin is a Harem Crasher.
‘Maybe this is good.’
Thanks to that, he can’t do this or that, and every day he is shaken by Aisha’s temptation and becomes a piece of trash that hits an iron wall.
It’s just sad that the only option left now is garbage to seduce women he doesn’t even love. In my heart, there is already only Aisha…
‘No, it’s because I keep tying it up with love or dating. You can simply think of her as a celebrity, right?’
Of course, those people will love the fans too, but no one really accepts that they love them in that way.
There are also people like singers in this world, so wouldn’t Aisha fully understand?
As I glanced at Aisha with a little bit of anticipation, I suddenly furrowed my brow.
“I just felt the signs of trash in Tyr.”
“Is that so…”
Come to think of it, he must be a nobleman.
It is a big deal if rumors spread that he is indiscriminately enchanting the hearts of people of the opposite s*x while living in an aristocratic society where marriage and engagement are the ingredients of a transaction. A commoner would be a problem just like a commoner.
So in the end, it turns around and turns around again to be a harem. I need to get girls to fall for me like I didn’t mean to! This is not a capture scene.
As my agony deepened, Aisha suddenly stood up.
“I will stop sleeping today.”
It was only after hearing those cold, frosty words that she realized that she had been too indifferent to Aisha when it was only the two of them once a day.
But it was too late to turn around, and Aisha went back to her room and shut the door.
I washed my face dry and drew her head down.
Haa… What am I doing, really.
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‘Stupid.’
Fool fool fool. Real stupid
On a subject that already has a crush on me. On the topic that you can’t live without me. On the topic that I’m still restless that I showed a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of yesterday.
I’m not very angry, but I won’t say a word. Try burning some more soy sauce. Joy!
When the other half of my soul and Tyr’s soul merged in the Ice Castle, I was so happy that the feeling of true love for me came through.
That’s why they allowed me to go to the academy!
‘Why do you keep hitting the wall against me?’
I know that there are reasons that push me away. I knew this much before I received the soul.
He seems to know how to hide his emotions very well, but it’s not even funny. It is said that you need to have at least laminasis to hide your emotions well.
She had secretly checked to see if Tyr had fallen asleep drunk, in case Tyr was under that kind of curse. But I couldn’t figure out anything.
But it’s clear that he’s hiding something.
Shouldn’t we just be honest and solve our problems together instead of hiding them?
I’m the Great Witch of the Cold? Among the great witches, she is the highest peak in terms of pure magic knowledge and skills.
‘Maybe I’m not trustworthy…’
When I thought about that, I quickly became depressed. I can do anything. Anything really.
No, except for the harem.
‘You are my everything… Tyr’
Now I only have Tyr.
For over 100 years, there was only one person I could call a friend.
After walking a long and lonely life path, finally the only man who wants to call her lover for the rest of her life appeared. But the hopeless level of sociality and sociability kept making me a coward.
Because I’ve never made a lover before. That’s why I keep trying to compete only with my best weapon, my looks.
I even thought about attacking and starting, but Tyra has deep thoughts not befitting her age.
There must be a reason why he pushes me away, but I’m afraid I’ll become a stumbling block for him.
After thinking about it, I arrived at the venue of the academy entrance ceremony before I knew it. Even then, Tyr was glancing at me.
I almost laughed at that cute figure, but I managed to hold it in.
‘Okay, let’s wait.’
After all, it is a life that has been lived for over 100 years, and a life that will be lived much more than that in the future.
There is no need to be impatient. Age is just the number of years we have lived.
“I would like to introduce the distinguished guests who visited our academy this year!”
Following her sympathy, we went up to the podium, and she introduced the two of us with her amplification magic.
I must have thought that if I didn’t do this, the immature students who didn’t know who they were would be rude. Good idea.
If a man other than Tyr flirts with me, I might roast him on the spot.
“Here is Aisha Rupeltert, the Great Witch of the Cold who protects the north! We are honored to have visited our academy for your guidance!”
He maintained a cold and haughty expression even in the face of envy and applause. From the female students, the eyes of envy, and from the male students, gazes of common lust gathered.
‘It’s annoying.’
Only Tyr can look at my body like that. We can burn half of the students here for now.
“And the person next to me is the only disciple of the Great Witch of the Cold! This is Luatir Peirosis. Together with the Archwitch of the North…! Yes? Stop? Ah, yes… I see.”
Judging by Tyr whispering something, he seems to be asking me not to lift him more than necessary. Anyway, the moment she goes with me, she can’t avoid being noticed.
After stopping the introduction, Tyr stepped forward.
Then, he waved at the students with a single smile without a word.
‘Haagh!’
The moment I saw that smile, my heart pounded and my whole body melted.
‘Yes, let’s look at it now.’
Originally, the person who fell in love first loses. Let’s lose!
But I wasn’t the only one who felt that way. Almost all the girls blushed and started whispering among themselves. Thanks to that, the entrance ceremony suddenly felt noisy.
“Kyaa~! Oppa is cool!!”
There was a voice that could be heard clearly amidst the buzz, but I ignored it for now.
I guess I’ll have to change my mind. I’m going to burn everyone here, not half of them.
Suddenly, I thought of a very ingenious way to monopolize Tyr.
The people who came to the aid during the War of Frozen Blood were horrified and distanced themselves when they saw me harassing Tyr.
‘You can do that one more time.’
As soon as I thought of that, I snapped my fingers.
“Kiyaaa!!!”
Tyr started screaming, engulfed in a rising pillar of fire. As there is no laminasis, I also mixed a little electricity.
Still, since it was inside the building, I adjusted the height and used it, but at this level, it would have been well visible from the rear.
At any rate, it’s hard to be rude every time. While this level can be eliminated without chanting.
As soon as the pillar of fire disappeared, Tyr collapsed helplessly. I went in front of him and sat down with Tyr on my butt.
With all the students’ attention focused, I slowly opened my mouth.
“As part of my class…”
I will wait forever until Tyr accepts my heart honestly. 1 Year, 10 years, 100 years.
But that doesn’t mean I can’t forgive flirting with another girl in the meantime.
“From now on, I will treat all the women who get involved with this man the same way.”
So don’t touch it. It’s mine