The Legend of a Thousand Nights of Konoha

Chapter 542 Tsunade's Wedding

wedding day.

The two protagonists, Tsunade and Jiraiya, were recited from the izakaya by the brothers Senju Hashima and Senju Higama.

"Brother, why do I always feel that this kid seems unreliable?"

Senshou Zhujian also had a sad expression on his face.

"Although I feel the same way, but Xiaogang is already over 50, older than I was when I died, it is already very good to be able to get married, as much as you want, besides, this kid is also very tough, very resistant Hey, he shouldn't be beaten away by Xiao Gang."

"Well, that's what I said, but can resistance to beating be used as an advantage now?"

Zhu Jian said helplessly: "It's better than nothing, it's really not worrying, Xiao Gang can get married, and I've got a heart problem."

Tokaima was also helpless.

"It's not too much like you, big brother."

The wedding was held as scheduled, but the bride and groom were still not sober.

Sakura and Shizune were sweating profusely in order to change clothes and put on makeup for Tsunade who was bewildered.

Of course, facing Tsunade's proud figure, Sakura feels that she has received tens of thousands of points of critical damage, and she is full of jealousy.

After finally finishing the clothes of the two protagonists, everyone started to worry when they saw the drunken two.

"There are so many guests outside, what should we do?"

Shizune embraced the well-dressed tortoise fire Dao: "Ghost knows, really, why is Tsunade-sama so unreliable, I didn't notice it for a while, she was hungover at such a critical moment."

"give it to me."

Just when everyone was worried, Qianye stepped out.

Seeing Qianye raised his hand slightly, Tsunade and Jiraiya's bodies moved involuntarily.

Sakura opened her mouth wide in surprise: "Wow, Principal Qianye actually knows how to perform puppetry?"

"It must be, what is this?"

Under Qianye's control, the two elderly newcomers walked into the venue with limbs stiff, and slowly waved to the surrounding guests to thank them.

Then Senju Hashirama, who was the witness of the wedding, beeped a lot of nonsense, and finally the two elderly couples bowed in front of thousands of people.

Seeing this scene, Minato wiped the corners of his wet eyes.

He has always regarded Jiraiya as his father, and now that he can see Mr. Jiraiya getting married, Minato is sincerely happy.

Naruto was on the sidelines with Nagato and the other three, his face was full of worry.

"Hey, I hope the old hag will show mercy."

"Teacher Jiraiya wouldn't commit suicide, would he?"

The eyes of Terumimei Goshimizukage, who came to watch the ceremony, were burning with jealousy.

"Damn it, if this old woman can get married, so can I!"

Onogi gloated and said, "Hmph, marrying Tsunade as a wife is not necessarily a good thing."

Raikage asked suspiciously: "Why do I feel that the expressions of Tsunade and Jiraiya are a bit weird?"

"Ahem, what's wrong? It may be that there are too many people watching the ceremony, so be nervous. Come on, let me offer you a glass of wine on behalf of Konoha."

Minato was afraid of revealing his secrets, so he quickly diverted the attention of the kages, the majestic Five Generations Hokage, drunk and used puppetry to get married, if it spreads, it will be laughed out of the mouth.

Finally finished the tedious procedures here, Qianye hurriedly sent Tsunade and Zilai into the bridal chamber.

"The old man will have a 'blessing' to enjoy in the future."

After closing the door, Qianye showed a wicked smile, turned his head and hadn't gone far when he heard a loud 'bang' in the room!
"what--"

Then Zilai flew out of the window with a scream!

Immediately afterwards, the dazed Tsunade pushed the door out in a panic.

"What kind of thing is this old lady wearing? Since you are dead, you dare to drool on my old lady!"

Hearing the noise, the few people who had just left ran back immediately.

Shizune ran up cautiously and asked tentatively, "Master Tsunade, are you sober?"

Tsunade said bluntly: "Asshole! When did my old lady get drunk?"

Shizune knew that it was useless to reason at this time, so she had to follow Tsunade and said: "Yes, yes, you are not drunk, but today is the day when you and Jiraiya-sama got married. The two of you may not be feeling well, so I will send you into the bridal chamber in advance."

"Nani?"

Tsunade is all bad.

"The ceremony is completed? Are you in the bridal chamber?"

Just at this time, the innocent Jiraiya also wobbled back. He wanted to complain a few words, but when he saw Tsunade, he turned into a resentful woman.

The extremely embarrassed two people looked at each other silently for a long time, and the air became frozen for a while.

It seemed that Qianye was the only one enjoying the weird atmosphere.

After being quiet for a long time, no one dared to speak, and in the end Tsunade himself spoke first.

"That... Jing Yin, take me to eat quickly, I'm hungry!"

"what?"

"I said I'm hungry! Take me to something to eat!"

Sakura brought a pastry out of time.

"Master, here is... ah—"

Before Sakura could finish speaking, she even flew out with cakes.

Then the blushing Tsunade dragged Shizune and ran away.

"Eh……"

Jiraiya raised his hand to stop Tsunade, but was stared back by Tsunade's terrifying gaze.

"Hey--"

Qianye came over and patted Ziraiya on the shoulder to comfort him, "The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrade still needs to work hard."

"But... hey, forget it, let's not talk about it."

The dejected Zilai also sat directly on the ground, all the facial features on his face showed that their master was very negative now.

"Eh."

Qianye kicked Zilaiye lightly.

"How about I give you a trick?"

Zilai also looked at Qianye in confusion.

"What trick?"

Qianye leaned close to Zilaiya and said with a smirk, "The Overlord bows hard! Tsunade is a bit hard on his face, so you just go straight up and it's over."

Jiraiya's head shook like a rattle.

"No, no, no, people will die!"

"Snapped!"

Qianye slapped Jiraiya on the head, angrily said: "How can a man say no? You are a man! Can't you be domineering?"

Ji Lai also looked like he wanted to try but didn't dare to try, he was almost entangled to death.

"Forget it, I don't care about it, young master, that's all you have in your life!"

Qianye got angry and turned around to leave.

"Hey, don't go, you, think of another way!"

"Go to shit!"

Qianye only left Zilaiye with a back that gradually drifted away.

Seeing Tsunade go and come back at the banquet, it suddenly became lively, and the toasts were one after another.

Tsunade also never refuses anyone who comes, drinking one cup after another.

"Master Tsunade, don't you really need to eat something?"

"No, no, come, come, let me toast everyone again!"

Tsunade was drinking heavily here, while Jiraiya was secretly paying attention in the corner, not daring to come out.

This has upset a lot of people.

Only Qianye was snickering, Tsunade was planning to get me drunk so that I could give Ziraiya a chance.

Sure enough, after a while Tsunade was drunk again.

Kozakura and Shizune started to have trouble watching the drunken Tsunade.

"How to do?"

"How do I know what to do?"

After hesitating for a long time, Zilai, who finally mustered up the courage, also walked over.

"Just leave it to me!"

Jiraiya hugged Tsunade horizontally in his arms, and headed towards their new house.

At night, Qianye leaned on the big tree in the yard of Ziraiya's house and looked at the moon leisurely, Sakura and Jingyin were waiting outside with a first-aid kit on their backs.

The few of them have already driven away no less than ten waves of people who wanted to come and eavesdrop.

To be honest, Qianye was guarding here because he wanted to eavesdrop openly, but he didn't expect that this guy was really not good at all.

"Waste my time, I'll go first, you guys stay here and watch, if Zilai is also killed, don't tell me."

Qianye's figure just disappeared and then teleported back!
Because the moment he flashed, a voice that made people blush came out of the new house!
"Swoosh! It's comfortable...yeah...oh..."

But...but this is the voice of Jiraiya!

"Snapped!"

"Don't move around so much, just lie there for the old lady!"

"Oh... no! Slow down, it's too intense!"

The corner of Qianye's mouth twitched, embarrassingly trying to deafen his own ears, and he screamed so loudly that his ears were so hot!

(End of this chapter)