The Only Ending for the Evil Count Pig Is Destruction

430 – Scene 430# Afterword 3

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Blanchet is a character who is thorough and versatile in everything.

From her days as an assassin to her days as a guard knight, she has carried out her missions alone like a noble wolf. She is so capable that she can handle tasks that would otherwise have to be handled by at least dozens of people.

But she was so capable that she didn’t need anyone’s help.

So, to put it simply, there were no gaps.

It was quite embarrassing for me to marry this perfect girl. If she had been easier to understand like other women, it would have been easier for her to lend a helping hand.

So she wondered when Blanche rubbed her eyes to see if something had gotten into them. But she refused my help.

Even though I was Tristan, I couldn’t help but feel sad.

Blanchet immediately apologized to me.

“S-sorry…”

“… Done. Are your eyes okay now?”

“Yeah…”

“Then that’s it.”

She decided to stop because no matter what she said, it would only make her more intimidated.

“…”

“…”

We walked along the lakeside where the cherry blossoms were falling in silence. It was a scenery so beautiful it was eye-watering. I could feel eyes glaring at us as we walked through them. If you see someone sneaking out of your way, you might think they are taking a photo shoot or something.

I was taken aback by the laughter and bright expressions of couples passing by.

We can’t spend our long-awaited time alone together like this. I mustered up the courage to open my mouth.

“Blanchet.”

“Yes?”

“… “Isn’t it beautiful?”

“Ah… Yes. That’s right. A flower… It’s beautiful.”

That’s how the conversation ended.

Ugh. The silence is heavier than before. At times like this, my poor communication skills are a curse. Isn’t the real curse that the villain Tristan received from not having such words?

I was once again grateful to B’Elanna, Helga, and Wendy. They must have been considerate of my short comings. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have been able to connect with them.

Huh?

While I was walking with that thought in mind, I suddenly realized that there were more people around me. Looking closely, I saw that the road was narrow and crowded with people.

I tried to hold Blanche’s hand because it would be difficult if I missed it. But I couldn’t do that. Because Blanche crossed her arms faster than my hands.

I was frozen as is.

I felt her soft breasts on my forearms as she wrapped her arms around me.

Let’s calm down.

There were a lot of people around, so we just stuck together like this to avoid being separated.

I just looked ahead as if nothing happened. Anyway, acting calm is my specialty.

Even if she does more in the future, I won’t bat an eye.

While I was making that promise, I heard Blanchet’s voice

“… Hey…”

“…?”

I looked at Blanche who was muttering something. However… Why can’t I even make eye contact with her?

“Now, honey… Hey?”

I felt like there was a crack in my expression.

*

“Changing your title is one good tool.”

Helga told Blanche her tricks.

“Just changing the title you always use is bound to make a man excited.”

“Aha…”

“Should I ask a question? “You can see how the count’s expression changed when I started calling him ‘sir’ instead of ‘count’ all the time.”

“… A look of contempt?”

“Dang! The answer is a lovely expression!”

Helga said with a triumphant expression on her shoulders.

“Well, sir, there is a woman like me who lacks nothing. If I say this, I have no choice but to come over.”

“Puhup. Are you coming over? Wouldn’t it be fortunate if we didn’t cross the threshold of hell?”

“What?”

Bella, who suddenly joined the conversation, paid no heed to Helga’s harsh gaze and lowered her voice like a man.

“Hmm. “It’s like the voice of a dead person I heard on the threshold of hell.”

“No. Where can you find such rude words?!”

“Are you talking nonsense? “I was just following what Tristan said?”

Bella scoffed and laughed at Helga, but it didn’t work for her.

“Oh my. It’s all because I’m embarrassed. I guess the princess still doesn’t know what kind of person the West is? Ah, well, you have to have been in a relationship to know something.”

“Under? Of these, I was the first to date Tristan, right? Even just considering the length of our relationship, I can’t even compare it to you, right?”

“? What do you mean? “I’ve been dating you since the moment I first met you.”

“What… ? It would be right to say it was love at first sight there.”

“Isn’t love something that begins when a man and a woman fall in love with each other?”

“Right…Right?”

“My wife and I fell in love with each other at that time.”

“… Did Tristan say that?”

“Seobang-nim has a very shy personality, so he didn’t express it, but that feeling was conveyed to me…”

“You shamelessly lied again… ! After all, you had a crush on Tristan!”

“Uh huh. Could you please describe it as a one-sided love, not an unrequited love?”

“One-sided… Eww… It’s really amazing… I have to insist…”

“Isn’t a one-sided relationship love? “Don’t ignore love!”

“No, what is that… ” . Under… Let’s stop. Because the more I talk to you, the more I feel like a fool. Rather, Blanche.”

“Yes, yes!”

Blanche, who had been listening to the conversation between the two, straightened her back.

“It’s a bit hard to agree with what this idiot is saying, but I think it’s a good idea to change your nickname. It would be even more effective, especially since you still call Tristan the Count.”

It was correct a hundred times.

The fact that she had feelings for a man who had been in a bad relationship for a long time.

The fact that she once fell in love with the person who almost took her life.

Bella The fact that she loved the man she loved made Blanche distance herself from Tristan.

The title Count was also a limitation and a line that Blanchet drew for herself.

And today, Blanchet decided to cross that line.

“Now, honey… Hey?”

A blow of conversion. And it worked.

The moment Blanche called ‘baby,’her Tristan’s shoulder flinched faintly. A reaction so subtle that it would have been missed if it weren’t for Blanche, who was an assassin.

That was enough.

As Tristan ran away, Sarah Blanchet hugged him tightly. Still, he did not cast a single glance at Blanchet. However, Blanchet was convinced that Tristan was conscious of her.

Blanchet, who became bolder, decided to push harder.

“Ruler… “Kiya.”

“…”

“Honey… Hey?”

“…”

“Honey?”

Despite Blanchet’s continued attacks, Tristan remained silent. His eyes were looking somewhere else, as if he didn’t hear me. No, you can see that they are trying to ignore it. Even in the crowd, he remained aware of Blanchet. Because her hands were wrapped around her shoulders and protecting her from others.

“Self? Are you listening?”

“… Hmm.”

“Are you not listening?”

“Hmm.”

I guess I decided to ignore it outright. In the end, Blanchet muttered bluntly.

“Self… “If you keep ignoring me like this, I’ll be sad too.”

“Cough.”

Tristan seemed to be unable to hold out any longer and coughed as if he had been poisoned.

“Gwae, are you okay? Self… ?”

“… Why suddenly… “Is that what you call it?”

“Oh, that’s…”

Only after Tristan pointed it out did Blanche realize that she had said something cringy.

Baby!

Blanche also knew that it was an embarrassing thing to say. As the two worlds began to interact, culture and video media from another world poured out. In particular, it was a romance drama from another world that gained sensational popularity in the empire.

The noble women of the empire were fascinated by the romance of another world. The stories of free love and romantic love among people from another world came as a complete shock to the conservative aristocratic society.

Of course, she was worried about her love and womanhood, so she had nothing to say to Blanche.

She learned to call herself “Baby” Through dramas. The sight of a man and woman in a relationship whispering in a coquettish voice that it is theirs is something shameful, but not so good

To Blanche, the title “Her darling” Was both the most feminine and the most unsuitable.

Tristan could not hide his embarrassment her. She may have said something that doesn’t suit her.

“S-sorry. If you feel uncomfortable…”

“That’s not it.”

Tristan shook her head.

“Just saying…”

He scratched his cheek and muttered in a low voice.

“A little unfamiliar… It’s because it tickles.”

“Ah…”

Blanchet’s eyes widened. This is the first reaction I’ve seen in my life. When I thought about what kind of man Tristan was, I could see how precious this moment was.

Blanche also felt a pang in her heart. His cold and cynical heart she was moved by her clumsy call her.

‘For this inexperienced person like me… ‘Are you giving me that look?’

He thought he couldn’t make Tristan’s heart flutter. That’s because he couldn’t find anything feminine about himself, and there were many women with outstanding looks around him. She was immature and thought she wouldn’t care.

However, after seeing Tristan’s reaction earlier, Blanche gained confidence. No, maybe I should say she is courage.

“Hmm… “Count.”

“?”

“Me too honey… Please call me that.”

*

After hearing shocking words twice, I was once again speechless.

‘Was Blanchet this kind of character? ?’

Blanchet is a strict character, no matter what anyone says. No matter what happens, she stays cool and composed, and that’s who she is. It wasn’t enough that she called me baby. Now she is telling me to call her baby.

It was confusing.

Is it a dream? Or is it like a hidden camera? No. No. That can’t be possible. This is definitely reality.

I was lost in thought for a moment.

Blanchet wouldn’t say something like this herself. Someone must have instigated it. Helga emerged as a strong candidate, but… That’s not important now.

Rather than finding out why Blanche said this to me, the first thing she wanted to do was respond to what she said.

I opened my mouth.

“… “Do you want me to call you that?”

“Yes.”

Blanche nods her head with an expectant look on her face. When she saw it she was convinced. No matter who she incited it or what the intention was, she said these things to me of her own volition.

Then there is no need to think long.

“Do you really want it?”

“Yes!”

“I don’t like it then.”

“Yes?”

The face of great anticipation turned into disappointment.

“Why? So… “Don’t you want to be called by that name?”

“No. Because it’s more enjoyable to tease you like this.”

“What is that… Oh?!”

By the time Blanche noticed, I had already narrowed the distance from her face. A distance where each other’s breath can touch. Because we were in a dense crowd, we naturally got close to each other.

I was closely looking at Blanche’s face from up close.

“I guess I had high expectations and was disappointed. “If you look at him making quite a lovely expression.”

“Huh?!”

Blanche’s face brightens and she pushes me away. However, it is not possible because there are a lot of people. I covered her mouth and laughed while looking at her innocent reaction.

After all, it’s no fun if you just obediently do what you ask.

Blanchet seemed to have read my thoughts and glared at me with resentment.

“… The Count seems to speak like a character in a drama.”

Huh?

“How can you say such an embarrassing thing without even changing your expression? .”

“…”

It stung. Because it was true that the words I said were embarrassing.

“You don’t hesitate to say things that I wouldn’t be able to say easily.”

“That… “Go?”

“After all, no matter how hard I try, I can’t do it like the Count. I wish I could speak as confidently as the Count…”

Ah, I thought he was going to scold me, but fortunately, I think he meant it as a compliment.

Blanche looked at the lovers around her with a bitter expression.

“I envy the people of this world. If only I could express my emotions like that, I would have been with the Count sooner…”

She seemed like Blanche knew what she wanted to say.

Since her childhood, she has lived as an assassin for the Ruel Bertha family. To her her thorn her Comparedy path to her her, the people of South Korea have lived a normal and comfortable life. Of course, the difference is bound to be big.

For Blanchet, who longs for an ordinary life, those people who laugh and talk without hesitation would be objects of envy.

‘Ah.’

When I was crazy about that thought, I realized.

Why did Blanche suddenly say something out of place, saying, “She’s my darling?”

‘You’re such a fool that I only noticed this now… ‘ .’

Blanchet wanted to act like ordinary lovers. She just wanted to go on a date with me like any normal lover would.

I was foolish enough to ignore her courage.

“Was it me who she was lacking… ? .”

“Yes?”

“No. “It’s nothing.”

I looked at Blanche. She has her her eyes her her her. The hatred I once had for myself was gone, and only favor and affection for me remained.

“… Why are you suddenly looking at my face her her her?”

“Can’t I even see my wife’s face?”

“Ah, wife…Keu, keuhm. That’s true, but it’s not true. It’s not a very nice face…”

“But… “Your face is one you don’t want to show to others.”

“Ugh… Although I may not be as good as Miss Bella or others…”

“No. “I don’t want to show others the face that only I should see.”

“Yes…Ehhh?!”

Blanche is embarrassed when he puts his hand to her face.

Are there all these cute girls? At times like this, she seems more innocent than Wendy. On the outside, she seems like a more arrogant and colder-looking older woman.

Blanche tried to get closer to me. In that case, let’s do something that normal lovers would do together.

I cleared her throat and informed her.

“Blanchet. “I plan to kiss you from now on.”

“Yes?! Key, kiss?!”

“I normally do this without saying anything, but I thought you might make a fuss, so I’m telling you in advance.”

“No, I didn’t make a fuss!”

“Okay. It’s okay to make a fuss like that, but don’t make too much noise.”

“I didn’t make a loud noise!! Hot!?”

Only then did Blanche realize that she had screamed out loud without realizing it. She unexpectedly caught the attention of people around her.

Her face turned red and she whispered to me.

“Wow, you suddenly kissed me…” “Why does it happen like that?”

“Why? “It’s because I want to kiss you.”

“Are you an animal?!”

“Do you understand now? “All men are beasts.”

“How could something like that happen in a place with so many people… ” !”

“Look around. “Don’t lovers just kiss each other casually?”

“Tsk…”

Blanche looks around her. The scenery of falling cherry blossoms created a romantic atmosphere. There were quite a few lovers kissing lightly while looking at it.

“It’s like that between couples, so kissing between couples can be considered normal.”

“Ah, anyway… !”

“It is already too late to refuse. 3.”

“Yes?”

“2.”

“Wait, wait, wait, I’m not ready yet… !”

“0.”

“Why not 1?!”

I kissed Blanche on the lips… I thought so, but for just a brief moment, there was a hand between my lips hers and Blanche’s lips hers.

“Is something like this called safe in the sport of baseball?”

It was Helga. Even though I wore sunglasses and a baseball cap, I couldn’t hide my unique humorous voice

“Helga… You…”

We were taken aback by the sudden interruption, and we heard a small round of applause. The person who appeared under the fluttering cherry blossom petals was…

“Ah, lady… ?”

Bella was walking from there. Like Helga, she wore sunglasses and a hat pulled down, but her distinctive silver hair made her recognizable.

“Good job. Helga.”

“Don’t be mistaken. “I didn’t do this to please the princess.”

Helga placed her lips on the palm of her hand that had blocked her lips earlier and made an ecstatic expression.

“Hehe… “Kiss recovery complete.”

What kind of indirect kiss?

Whether Helga did it or not, Blanche looked at Bella, her complexion turning pale.

“Are you sure you were watching us the whole time?”

“To a certain extent. I had no idea that the progress would have slowed down this much while Wendy was there for a moment. Right? “Wendy.”

“Well, I think that might be the case…”

Wendy, who had joined Bella after finishing class, was looking at me and her Blanche with a very regretful face.

Now that it’s like this, I think I know roughly what’s going on. It was probably Helga and Bella who encouraged Blanche, and Wendy was caught up in their plan without even knowing it.

“Now, our alone time is over. Tristan. “It’s your turn to see flowers with me.”

“Cancer. It would be enough to reduce the progress to that level. Come here. “Mr. West.”

“Huh… Well, stop it. My brother is in trouble… !”

Bella and Helga grab my arms and pull me towards them. They’re both smiling, but they’re pulling with so much force that it feels like their shoulders are going to fall off. Only Wendy cares about me.

It was then.

“Sorry. Everyone.”

“Blanchet?”

“Huh?”

Blanchet came in front of me. There’s something unusual about his expression her her her. Was he upset because the sudden intrusion ruined our alone time? No… That’s not a disappointed expression. It looks like something has been decided.

“Count.”

“?!”

The next moment, everyone, including me, was shocked.

Blanche’s lips touched mine. Her kiss was childlike and innocent, but it was enough to embarrass me.

“Whoa… “Count.”

When her lips parted, Blanche looked at me dumbfounded and said with satisfaction.

“Do you think I’m going to kiss you from now on?”

“… Didn’t you already do it?”

“I told you in advance because I was afraid the Count would make a fuss.”

“…”

I took this one shot. I never thought I would get back exactly what I said.

And it was Bella who got hit too.

“Blanchet… In front of me…”

“Sorry. Miss. But while I was also married to the Count… Please be generous and understanding of this level of affection.”

“I don’t understand! Even Helga didn’t show affection like this in the open air!”

“Eh? Me?”

“… Did you really do it?”

“Ehehe… How can you say something like that so embarrassingly?”

“Ugh! This frivolous woman… !”

“Huh! Come on, don’t fight!”

While they were bickering with each other.

“… Hehe.”

“Huh?”

The women’s eyes were focused on one place. Directly towards me.

“West…”

“… Did Tristan just laugh?”

This situation was so funny that I started laughing without even realizing it.

I made a mistake. In the past, I never laughed, but now, when I feel relaxed, I start laughing right away. Of course, I didn’t want to laugh too hard, so I suppressed it as much as possible…

“Really…”

There was nothing I could do for today.

“I never get tired of being with you guys.”

It was a spring day with cherry blossoms falling.