The poison maker among pirates

"Alele, my head hurts so much..shung" Meng Xuan woke up faintly, but felt as if his head was squeezed by a door, which was very uncomfortable.

"Maybe it's because you just woke up?" Sanji said casually, but his tone was a little guilty.

"Oh, is that so?" Meng Xuan had just woken up and was still a little groggy, so naturally he would not notice the strange tone of Sanji's tone. "

"Are you awake?" A fragrance came from beside her, but it was Mengyu who saw Mengxuan wake up and sat down next to Mengxuan with a glass of juice.

"Yeah. That's right." After being struck by lightning and just waking up, Meng Xuan felt like there was a fire burning in his throat, and he snatched the juice from Mengyu's hand.

"That concubine has already drank..." Meng Yu naturally didn't care about Meng Xuan's behavior, but was afraid that Meng Xuan would dislike what she drank.

Unexpectedly, Meng Xuan didn't care at all and drank all the juice in one breath! But how much juice can be in a cup? Meng Xuan licked the cup until Meng Yu pinched it in shame and anger before he decided to find a new water source. "Sanji, I'm thirsty!"

"Asshole, that's the love juice I gave to Miss Mengyu! Ah..." But it was Sanji who was kicked out by Meng Xuan again.

"You bastard, you dare to expose my wife? Don't think that I won't dare to hit you because you are good at cooking!" Meng Xuan patted the non-existent dust on his toes and said very arrogantly.

"Forget it..." Although Meng Yu was secretly happy, she still pushed Meng Xuan back to the recliner. "Lie well. You just woke up and your body is still very weak. I will go get you some juice."

"Yeah." She stretched herself out comfortably, and another burst of aroma came from the side, but it was Nami who sat opposite Meng Xuan with a glass of juice. But for some reason, after taking only one sip, he kept shaking the cup in front of Meng Xuan without taking another sip.

"Epilepsy?" Meng Xuan was so upset that he simply closed his eyes, but this was what he was thinking in his heart.

"Hmph! Big piece of wood!" Nami glanced at the bastard opposite her with hatred. He immediately drank the juice in the cup in one gulp.

Meng Xuan naturally didn't bother to pay attention. But about five minutes later, a familiar fragrance came. I slowly opened my eyes, and what I saw was the figure of Meng Yu walking towards me.

"Are you thirsty? I brought all the juice." Although Sanji takes care of the ladies, he still leaves some for others after making good things. Each girl has about two kilograms each (in One Piece They are all very edible. Even Mengyu, who can't drink the most on the ship, can still have a pound of it (it's fine!). The remaining male bastards weighed about five pounds, and Mengyu brought them all out.

"Well, yes." Meng Xuan sat up straight and poured a glass of juice. Meng Yu handed the cup to Meng Xuan.

"Hmph!" Nami snorted again, and then she hugged the big vat of juice and started drinking! I just drank almost half a catty and stopped drinking.

"Tch!" Meng Xuan raised his eyebrows at Nami provocatively, and immediately started drinking from the jar, and drank it all!

"Asshole! That's what I prepared for the lovely ladies!" Shanji, the most loyal bitch among women, had just climbed back on the boat when he saw Meng Xuan holding a big vat and drinking happily. Regardless of the difference in strength, Shanji The soldier rushed over immediately!

"Go away!" Meng Xuan threw the jar directly, and Sanji flew out gorgeously again, while Meng Xuan stretched out comfortably and lay back on the recliner. But Nami next to her turned red for some reason.

"A large group of seabirds were spotted ahead. Huh? There seems to be something underneath the seabirds!" Usopp suddenly shouted loudly from the observation deck.

"Nonsense, don't you have anything down there?" Meng Xuan said lazily. "There are male and female birds, and it's normal for birds to have something underneath them! Why make such a fuss? Huh? You seem to have said something wrong?"

"What do you mean?" For Usopp, who was still an innocent little boy, it was still very difficult for him to understand Meng Xuan's difficult words.

"Alele, don't worry about these small details." Meng Xuan laughed and said nothing more.

"Generally speaking, where large groups of seabirds appear, there will also be large schools of fish." As soon as Sanji, who had just crawled back, heard the question about the ingredients, he immediately forgot about the treatment he had just received.

"Big fish?" Sanjishi's words successfully attracted the attention of the first foodie on the boat. He hadn't seen the fish yet, but his saliva was already dripping down.

"Luffy, prepare lunch and eat fish for lunch." Fish are easily frightened. If you drive a boat over, you will definitely not catch any fish, but with Luffy, it is different. This is a long-range attack. .

"Okay!" Luffy, who had never been asked to do anything under normal circumstances, was very excited. His right arm stretched back long, and then rushed forward at a faster speed! "Rubber Harpoon!"

"Stretch, stretch!" Usopp shouted excitedly.

"It's really convenient." Sanji slowly exhaled a puff of smoke, and even began to consider whether he would need to leave all the fish catching work to Luffy in the future. In this way, the source of food can be increased and the consumption of food can be reduced; on the other hand, people can make the best use of it. But it seems that he has forgotten what kind of person his captain is...

"Hehehe... I caught it!" Luffy happily claimed the credit.

"Good job, Luffy!" Sanji's words made Luffy grin even wider. But soon Sanji discovered a problem - how would the fish get back to the boat? !

"Hey, Luffy, what are you going to do next?" Seeing the fish getting closer and closer to the Golden Meri, Sanji's little heart became more and more uneasy as Luffy's arm moved faster and faster. !

"Huh? What's next?" Luffy looked at Sanji in confusion.

Sanji has the urge to curse! It's just that he didn't see Luffy when he was a child, otherwise he would have taken action directly!

"This idiot! It's true!" Meng Xuan had already seen Luffy's movements, quickly hugged Mengyu and Nami in his arms, and then jumped into the air with a moon step. "Alele, I really want to forget something?"

"You idiot~!" Sanji only had time to complain before he immediately jumped up and got out of the way. Zoro-san, who was taking a nap on the deck, became an obstacle preventing the prey from moving forward.

"Ah!" With a scream, Sauron appeared on the sea thirty meters away!

"Alele, I remembered." He said after seeing Sauron Mengxuan flying out, he patted his head. "I forgot to remind Zoro! As I get older, my memory is getting worse and worse. But...it's not my fault anyway."

"That bastard, I'll kill him sooner or later!" Zoronu, who was retrieved by Meng Xuan, said and looked at Luffy.

"Hehehe...Sorry, Zoro."

"You idiot! Are you apologizing?"

"This is..." Meng Xuan came close to the prey, and his eyes instantly became bigger!

"What's wrong?" Nami was very curious about Meng Xuan's behavior.

"The best little loli!" Meng Xuan started to drool, but quickly stopped. "Oh, it's a pity that she's just a little girl. There's a huge difference in both height and age. If she were ten years older, her height would be more than three meters..." Meng Xuan's saliva, which he had just stopped, started to overflow again. It was obvious that The Lolicon, who is sometimes very naive, falls into a wonderful fantasy world.

"Humph!" Nami, who was still blushing because she had just been hugged by Meng Xuan, immediately darkened her face again. "He is indeed an extremely idiotic lolicon bastard!"

"How tall are you?" Usopp wondered.

"Two meters forty-two." Meng Xuan was curious that Usopp would ask him questions.

Meng Xuan's answer made Usopp even more puzzled. "Isn't the height of more than three meters too high for you?"

"Usopp, do you know where the most comfortable place in the world is?" A look of longing appeared on Meng Xuan's face.

"It's a soft woman's body!" Before Usopp could answer, Meng Xuan had already revealed the answer. "It is the most comfortable bed for any man to lie on and sleep on. In addition to not being able to rest your head on it, and also needing a length to stretch out, three and a half meters is the minimum requirement."

"Uh..." Usopp slowly sucked back the snot that came out of his nose. He immediately turned around and left. It was the first time he heard that women had such a use, and Usopp couldn't bear it.

"Ah..." Although I finally knew why Meng Xuan disliked him for being short, it turned out to be this reason! Mengyu smiled and gave Mengxuan a hard blow on the soft flesh around his waist, and then carried the little girl back to the girls' bedroom.

"How could such a young girl be alone in a boat?" She and Meng Xuan have been friends for almost two years, but there is no reaction in her stomach. Seeing such a cute little girl at this time, Meng Yu's maternal instinct immediately The volcano erupted.

"When she wakes up, I'll find out once she wakes up." Although the little guy is cute, Meng Xuan is a lolicon, but not a little lolicon. He won't care much about women who are not interested and who are strangers.

Three hours later, the little girl finally woke up.

"Who are you? Why are you wandering on the sea alone in a boat?" Meng Yu said softly, touching the little girl's head lovingly.

"Before asking other people's names, you should say your own name first, right?" The little girl was quite cautious.

"Oh, I am rude." Meng Yu smiled slightly and was not angry. "My name is Mengyu, the big man at the door is Meng Xuan, the one cooking is Sanji, the one sleeping is Zoro, the one with the long nose is Usopp, the girl is Nami. The one wearing the straw hat is Luffy .”

"I didn't sleep!" Zoro said lightly.

"If you say you are sleeping, then you are sleeping! Don't resist!" Meng Xuan, one of Meng Yu's loyal henchmen, punched Sauron and knocked him out. Then he smiled. "Asleep now."

"How scary!" The little girl looked at the smiling Meng Xuan in fear.

"Hello." Suddenly Luffy walked up to the little girl with a serious face. "Welcome to our pirate ship, I am Captain Monkey D. Luffy!"

"Pirate ship?" the little girl exclaimed. "Are you pirates?"

"Well, yes." Luffy replied very proudly.

"..." The little girl was so frightened that her face turned blue, but she didn't say a word after that. When everyone saw that she didn't speak, they stopped forcing her. The little girl didn't come out during the meal. Mengyu called a few times and then gave up.

"Ah!" It was already midnight, and a scream came from the kitchen. Sanji, who was in charge of the night watch, took a look with his oil lamp and found a giant rat named Luffy on the giant rat rack!

"I mean, Luffy, how many times have I warned you? Can't you be better?" Sanji said helplessly, and then he discovered that there seemed to be another person, who turned out to be the little girl who had just been picked up. "Hey, what are you doing here?"

"Hehe..." The girl smiled awkwardly, but still said nothing.

ten minutes later--

"It's delicious..." The huge piece of meat was bitten by a big mouth, and the saliva was still flowing.

"I told you, if you are hungry, I will cook it for you. Don't touch the ingredients. Have you remembered?" Sanji saw Luffy's good appetite, but he was hesitant about the future. How much food would he need to feed him? ?

"But I'm hungry..." Luffy felt aggrieved.

"Then wake me up." Sanji said calmly. "As a chef, my purpose is to fill your stomachs. A chef who makes his fellow chefs hungry is not a good chef."

"Oh, okay, hehehe..." Luffy immediately beamed with joy when he heard Sanji's words.

"Gululu..." I remembered the sound of drums, but they were coming from the belly of the little girl next to me.

"Hey, if you don't eat, this guy will eat your share too." Sanji stopped trying to persuade, but slowly told the little girl a cruel reality.

"Since you don't want to eat, then give it to me!" He treats everyone equally, so even if the other person is a little girl, Luffy will not let her go.

"No!" Seeing that the only remaining bowl of soup was about to fall into the tiger's mouth, the little girl immediately grabbed it and glared at Luffy who was still staring at the bowl. The little girl drank the soup in one gulp! "It tastes great! This is my first time to eat something so delicious!"

"That's right, Sanji is the chef I like!" Luffy naturally took all the credit to himself.

"Haha, I finally laughed." Nami at the door looked like she had seen herself as a child. Seeing the little girl happy, she also laughed happily.

"Ah, Miss Nami, Miss Mengyu!" Sanji said softly, and then pointed at the three people behind the two girls. "Hey, if you three bastards don't sleep well, why are you getting up? Don't think that you can stop being on duty after you get up now!"

"Alele, since everything is alright, I'll go back to sleep." It's three o'clock in the morning in one and a half hours, and Meng Xuan still needs to exercise, so naturally he won't waste time on it.

"Yes. Let's go." Meng Xuan, who was not awake, was very scary. If Meng Yu hadn't been the one calling, maybe Meng Xuan, the sleepwalking type, would have appeared! Seeing that Meng Xuan was very sleepy at this time, and the little girl's heart had opened up a little, Meng Yu let Meng Xuan leave.

"Hey, Luffy, are you eating again?" Nami said, nodding at Luffy's head.

"If you don't eat much during the day, you will naturally get hungry at night." Luffy acted very matter-of-factly.

"Hey! You ate two of the three pots of food, okay?" Usopp wanted to give Luffy a slap!

"Really?" Luffy scratched his head and immediately laughed. "Hold your fists, I forgot."

"You must have heard that I and the others were pirates, so you were frightened, right?" Mengyu said, touching the little girl's head. "But this is indeed the normal reaction of civilians in this era when they hear about pirates. But don't worry, I am not the pirate you imagined."

"Will you sell me?" The little girl looked timidly at Sauron, the most fierce-looking man.

"How much food can you get in exchange for selling it?" Luffy actually became interested in this topic!

"Woooooooooo..." The little girl cried in fright immediately.

"Bang!" Nami smiled and left two marks on Luffy's head, and Luffy didn't dare to talk anymore.

"Maybe it's because you guys look so scary, right?" Zoro is quite friendly to children.

"Hey..." Usopp pulled Zoro's face. "How dare you say that others are evil-looking? You are obviously the one who owes the most money, but you look like someone owes you money..."

"What did you say, bastard?" The little girl looked at him curiously. Zoro's face instantly turned red, and he and Usopp immediately started to make a fuss.

The little girl burst out laughing when she saw this, and the knot in her heart was finally completely untied.

The next day, Meng Xuan had just finished training, and Meng Yu carefully wiped Meng Xuan's sweat. Nami just got up. Usopp and Sanji lowered the sails at the observation deck. Luffy turned the roller and Zoro pulled up the anchor. Everything seemed so harmonious. Suddenly there was an explosion in the kitchen. Sanji hurriedly looked around and saw the little girl staggering out of the kitchen. .

"Hey, what are you doing?" As a chef, Sanji was annoyed when others used their own stage privately, except for the little girl.

"I made breakfast for everyone." The little girl smiled happily.

"What could it be?" Zoro expressed fear.

"Oh, I guess you shouldn't be more scared." For some reason, Meng Xuan glanced at Meng Yu, but such a thought flashed through his mind.

ten minutes later--

"Ugh!" Meng Xuan's face turned blue, and he immediately looked at Meng Yu with great joy. "Mengyu, actually your cooking is quite delicious."

"Sorry Everyone" Meng originally thought that only 360 and Sogou browsers did not support segmentation, but it turned out that uc did not support it either. If I hadn't looked at it, I wouldn't have known how big of a joke it would be. I'm really sorry, this is reposted, divided into paragraphs