The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 51 Dark Cuisine
Future hurried over and covered Meow's mouth, and kept apologizing and said with a smile: "Then what. This kid was trapped by the door when he was a child! His brain is not very good, big brother, don't mind, hahaha."

The man's eyes became more and more fierce, and finally he directly clenched the bloody knife.

Future panicked, looking around, ready to find an exit to take Meow away.

However, the man didn't do anything, he wiped his pants with a knife to wipe off the blood, then pointed in a direction, and said darkly: "Turn left at the third alley, and you will arrive at Grandma's Noodle Restaurant. "

"Thank you, big brother! Thank you, big brother!" Future wished for a ninety-degree bow, and took Meow away as quickly as possible.

Following the man's instructions, I turned left at the third alley in the future, and I found Grandma's noodle shop.

This is a very old old house. The signboards on the storefront have been half broken, hanging down lifelessly, and the iron door is stained with rust. From a distance, it looks like it is stained with blood. It can be used as a material for a haunted house.

As soon as Miao saw the words on the signboard, she immediately said happily: "It's really here! That monk is really a good person."

(Your definition of a good person is too low.) In the future, he looked at the haunted house-like Grandma’s Noodle Shop with shame, and said helplessly: "Go in, and go home after eating."

Future opened the door, he thought this kind of noodle shop should be very deserted, but who knows, the hall is already full of people.

These are customers who come to eat, but they are different from ordinary "customers". Each of them is holding a knife and hammer. Many of them seem to have just participated in the fight, and they still have bleeding wounds on their bodies.

Another person was even more exaggerated. He had a dagger stuck in his arm and was obviously stabbed.As the blood foamed out, he pulled out the dagger, poured a glass of white wine on the wound, and tore off some rags from his clothes to stop the bleeding, treating it as a bandage.

(I want to go home now.) Future stood at the door stupidly, motionless.

"Ah, why are there so many people, we can only sit at the bar." Meow walked into the noodle shop with a complaining face, went straight to the bar and sat down, and said to the tattooed cashier, "Boss, serve two bowls of yours." Signature noodles."

There were still whispers in the noodle restaurant, each chatting about their own things, but when Future and Meow came, the two immediately became the focus of the audience.

These people exchanged glances one after another, with erratic expressions, and a few thugs who had committed crimes worried that the two were plainclothes, secretly put their hands on the murder weapon at their waists, and watched Mirai and Meow's every move.

Frightened, Mirai sat down at the bar, and while swiping his phone, Meow smiled and said, "All five-star reviews, I'm looking forward to it, it must be great! Hey, why are you trembling in Mirai?"

"I'm fine, I'm fine, hahaha. I'm looking forward to it too, it must be delicious." Future forced out a smile stiffly.

Five minutes later, two bowls of noodles were served. The noodle soup was yellow and turbid, with a few withered vegetable leaves floating on it, and a few pieces of fat with skins turned into white grease, floating on top one by one. Like milky bud bugs swimming.

Looking at the food in front of me that seems to come from hell, my heart has been turned upside down in the future. This is no longer a question of whether it is delicious or not. It will kill you if you eat it, right? !

As for why this kind of noodle restaurant was rated as five stars on the Internet, he will probably know the reason in the future. He took a peek at the vicious waiter. With these Lords of Hell in charge, how dare you not rate it five stars?Sink you into the sewer in minutes!
Just when the future was going to brag about this bowl of noodles without conscience, the cat next to him suddenly slapped his chopsticks on the table, pointed at the tattooed waiter and cursed: "What are you kidding! What are you doing?" What kind of dark cuisine, this kind of thing is only suitable for pigs!"

The waiter's face was full of anger, his muscles swelled up, and the gluttonous beast tattooed on his body seemed to come to life at this moment.

The future monster screamed and grabbed Meow, picked her up from the chair, covered her mouth, and explained to the waiter in horror: "She, she, the child means that she is a pig! So I really like this kind of noodles." , don’t get me wrong, hahaha”

Seeing that the waiter was still glaring at them, Future decided to make a good impression on the other party, so he went all out!
He put down Meow, picked up a handful of noodles with his chopsticks, and pretended to be serious and said, "Meow, don't be picky about eating. This bowl of noodles is obviously very good. If you don't believe me, I'll show you."

Before putting the noodles into his mouth in the future, he happened to catch a glimpse of the pieces of fat sticking to the noodles, which were white and flecked. If he was not careful, he saw them as maggots. In addition, the smell of the noodles was not good. , couldn't hold back
"Ouch!" Future lay on the ground and began to vomit, unable to stop.

Seeing this, Meow became even more angry. The brat jumped up, pointed at the waiter and scolded: "You liars, what five-star noodle restaurant, look at how disgusted he is! Lose money! Otherwise, I will confiscate the noodles for you head!"

With the noise of the cats, the customers around began to whisper. Many people thought that these two people were here to steal money, and the atmosphere became more depressing. The air was as turbid as solidified cement, making people breathless.

Just when the situation was about to get out of control, the door of the noodle shop opened.

Just as Future was about to take the opportunity to flee with Meowduolu, a burst of excited shouts came from outside the door: "Boss!!!"

As soon as the word "boss" came in, the customers discussed more intensely, guessing which group they would belong to in the future and what the purpose of coming to this noodle shop was.

After vomiting in the future, he saw that there was one head and two big ones. This place is already messy enough, so why is there another small seven.

Xiao Qi excitedly ran to the future, as if afraid that he would slip away: "Boss, why are you here? I thought you would never come to a place like Gray Street."

(Well, I will never come here from now on.) Miki finally finished vomiting, wiped her mouth with a napkin, pointed to the angry Meow and said, "She must come here to eat noodles, so I brought her here."

Xiao Qiyi clapped her hands and said happily: "Yo, the girl's eyesight is really poisonous, she has discerning eyes! Grandma's noodle shop's noodles are delicious, I'm going to have a sneaky cough today! I've made a little money, so I'm going to come here for a meal .Waiter, serve me a bowl of signature noodles, no! Two bowls!"

Future and Meow looked at each other, and Meow lay next to Future's ear, and said in a low voice, "Does this friend of yours have any intellectual disabilities?"

(I think you have too.) The future is very speechless.

Soon, two bowls of noodles were brought to Xiaoqi.

Future and Meow stretched their heads to take a look. It was greasy like their bowl, and they didn't seem to have any appetite.

Under the horrified gaze of Mirai and Meow, Xiaoqi couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks and started to eat, without any disgust on his face, on the contrary, the more he ate, the more delicious he was.

In the eyes of the future, Xiao Qi's behavior is no different from eating shit.

(End of this chapter)