The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 64 The Crazy Menu



Chapter 64 The Crazy Menu

In the future, he pushed open the heavy door and walked into the restaurant, and was immediately dumbfounded.

The interior decoration of the restaurant is extremely luxurious, there are many crystal chandeliers hanging from the ceiling, the black and white rhombic floor like piano keys reflects the soft halo, the gorgeous European-style tables and chairs are made of precious solid wood, presenting a vicissitudes of retro style, dazzling vases Arranged in an orderly manner, the staircase with carved railings covered with printed carpets spirals up, making the entire restaurant look elegant and mysterious.

A bandstand was specially built in the center of the restaurant. Even if there were few guests, there was still a whole orchestra on the bandstand tirelessly playing "The Blue Danube" by Johann Strauss Jr.

Not only the future, but Meow has never seen such a scene. The child's heart and nature can be seen at a glance. She found a table closest to the bandstand and sat down, holding her small face and looking enviously at the performers on the stage .

This ensemble is extremely humane. Perhaps the main conductor saw the cute cat and thought of the girl in Beethoven's works. With a sharp turn of the baton, "The Blue Danube" ended and the orchestra started Play "Fur Elise" and dedicate this piece to Meow.

Although Meow didn't understand music, she also noticed that the conductor had switched the sonata for her, and immediately showed a sweet smile.

However, at this moment, Lisa came over, tapped the table with her fingers, and interrupted Meow's thoughts: "Hello, your seats are not here."

Future inexplicably asked: "There is no one here, and the other seats are empty, why can't you sit here?"

Lisa still smirked and flattered: "I'm sorry, this is the main VIP seat, which is reserved for distinguished guests. Even if there is no one, you should always keep it, because those big people may come to the door at any time. Moreover, I have already arranged your seats It’s time to submit it to the kitchen, if it is easily changed, it may lead to errors in delivery.”

Although Meow is usually eccentric, she is still a child after all, and she was fooled immediately. She reluctantly stood up from her seat, held Future's hand and said, "Let's go there."

Future didn't say much, patted Meow's head, and took her out of the seat.

Seeing this, the sentimental conductor sadly ended "Fur Elise" and replaced it with Chopin's "Farewell Song". The lingering and sad piano sound lingered throughout the restaurant.

Not long after the farewell song was played, the other guests in the restaurant were a little unhappy, so it’s fine to change the song frequently. Why such a sad song?Spoiled the appetite for dining.

Lisa walked over and said something in a low voice, and then the conductor reluctantly changed the tune back to "The Blue Danube".

During this process, Rocky looked at the somewhat disappointed Meow, and then at the proud Lisa. He didn't speak, as if he was planning something.

Soon, Lisa brought Future and others to their seats.

The seat is in a corner, and the view outside the window is blocked. Because it is far away from the bandstand, the music effect cannot be played very well. It is even next to the kitchen where people come in and out, and there is a little noise. Bad location, none of them.

The future suddenly became unhappy: "How did you arrange this? The whole restaurant is empty, and we are put in this corner."

Lisa still maintained a professional smile, but there was already a little teasing in her tone: "Sorry, the positions are all arranged randomly."

This statement is false, how can the location of the restaurant be arranged randomly?It was obvious that Lisa was deliberately making things difficult for them, seeing that they were poorly dressed.

The future is very angry and laughs: "We are consumers, your service attitude is not very good, right?"

Lisa shrugged her shoulders and said calmly: "If you don't like it, just leave."

"Teacher, don't talk, just sit down first." Rocky sat on the seat casually, without any fuss at all, as if Lisa's contempt was irrelevant.

This time, Future felt surprised. If Rocky went up and kicked Lisa into a concussion, he would think it was normal, but she was so obedient now, but it seemed wrong.

Upon hearing the word "teacher", Lisa frowned and said, "Are you a teacher?"

After hearing this, the future became more energetic, and said proudly: "Yes, I am a great teacher of the people. I am a teacher, teaching and educating people! How about it? Should I be honored as a guest of honor? Okay, stop talking, I forgive you just now You don’t need to apologize for your negligence. You can just arrange me in the main VIP seat, and we have to be the closest to the bandstand.”

Unexpectedly, the smile on Lisa's face disappeared in an instant, at least she had smirked professionally just now, but now she didn't even smile at all, and said sarcastically, "Sorry, if it's a teacher, I suggest you go back. A meal here is worth several months' wages, so don't ask for trouble."

Future was also confused, sat down on the seat, stared and said: "I really won't leave! Bring the menu!"

Lisa sneered, walked to the front desk without saying a word, took three beautifully packaged menus and put them on the table, said eccentrically: "Look slowly, don't be nervous. Don't worry, there is no charge for taking a look."

Unconvinced in the future, he opened the menu and took a look. The first second he was arrogant and arrogant, but the next second he was dumbfounded.

Originally, he relied on that he was a teacher at Xicheng High School, and his monthly salary was much higher than that of ordinary public school teachers, so he wouldn't even be able to afford a meal, but looking at it now, I'm afraid he really couldn't afford it.

Not to mention anything else, just the simplest appetizer, the price of a top-quality French foie gras is 488, and the price of baked oysters with ice sea black caviar is 1288.

As for the main course, the cheapest one is salt-baked lobster risotto, 2160.

The most expensive A5-grade wagyu beef, the price reaches a crazy 100 for a small 6888g.

And in the future, I noticed that the portions of these dishes are very small, because most customers come here not just to eat, but to discuss business projects or pick up girls. Eat with an open stomach.

Therefore, the dishes of the Blue Danube are very refined. Compared with fullness, the restaurant pursues the rarity and appreciation of the ingredients. Or a lover to impress.

If you want to have a full stomach, like an adult in the future, order at least two servings of staple food.

And a big eater like meow, if you don't eat four or five servings of the staple food, you will probably be hungry.

The ones mentioned just now are just routine dishes on the menu, and there are some high-end customized dishes behind the menu, such as Buddha jumping over the wall.

Fotiaoqiang is a traditional Fujian delicacy. It is made from precious ingredients such as shark fin, abalone, sea cucumber, Korean ginseng, and Hokkaido flower mushrooms, added with broth and 20-year-old cellar wine, and simmered over a slow fire. All seafood ingredients are from Northern Europe and local contractors After fishing from the ice sea, the batch with the best quality will be manually selected and delivered directly to the country by a special plane to ensure its absolute freshness.

The price of this dish has exceeded five figures, and it must be reserved half a month in advance.

Not to mention wine, the price of wine has no bottom line.

There is a saying in the market that the sales volume of 82-year-old Lafite has exceeded 10 times the reserve of the chateau, which shows that many so-called 82-year-old Lafite are fake wines, and it also shows that the real reserves of this wine have already bottomed out.

But in fact, in addition to the wines sold on the market, Bordeaux Lafite Winery also specially stores a batch of collections for high-end customized supply. The sales channels are all state banquets, royal families, or business predators. Blue The Danube is also one of the downstream sellers.

The 82-year-old Lafite on the menu here is not the Lafite in the Internet jokes, it is absolutely genuine, and the price is between [-] and [-].

And for some limited edition champagne, tequila, etc., the price is even more exaggerated, and it will be impossible to count the number of digits in the future.

(End of this chapter)


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