The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 8 The First Lesson
The school is more than half an hour's drive away from my future home, and this is without traffic jams.

Now there are only ten minutes left, and it must be too late to use normal means.

(Fortunately, I am not a normal person.) After waking up in the future, he used his "clairvoyance" to check the school toilet. After finding no one, he teleported to one of the pits, pushed the door and walked out.

In the future, I trot all the way to class 14. All the students have arrived, and the morning reading has begun.

In order to avoid a repeat of yesterday's tragedy, Future immediately scanned the situation in the class with clairvoyant eyes.

The ground is still tidy, the morning reading is loud, and the students are all straight, looking like good babies.

(Hehehe, are you still pretending?) The future will soon see through the illusion.

I don't know if this group of students are mentally retarded, or they think that the future will be mentally retarded. The front door of the classroom is the same as yesterday.

Future went to the office to fetch an umbrella, propped up the umbrella and swaggered open the door of the classroom.

"Wow!" The water basin hit Future's umbrella, and the water splashed along the surface of the umbrella, splashing all over the ground, but it failed to wet Future at all.

"The rain in the south of the Yangtze River, the charm of the ancient alleys. The oil-paper umbrella is full of resentment, and the lilac flowers are wet and clear. The dream is harvested. The autumn rain really has a different response!" Future puts away the umbrella smartly, waving to the students Said, "Good morning, flowers of the motherland."

In the back row of the classroom, Liuyan whispered to Jiang Yunhu: "I told you I can't do it. You see, this guy has already prepared. Not only did we fail to make it, but we gave him an opportunity to show off."

"He won't be tricked twice, which means that this teacher is not mentally retarded." Jiang Yunhu snorted coldly, "Although he doesn't seem to be quite normal, it's okay, we can have more fun in the future."

Future put away the umbrella, walked up to the podium, glanced at the class, and suddenly landed on Lu Yan.

In the future vision, Lu Yan was frightened once yesterday, and she was more or less frightened, so she should not dare to commit secondary school two again in the future.

But at this time, Lu Yan was wearing a pure black windbreaker and a bandage covered in red paint on his chest. The "Ring of the Five Kings" on his right hand was not taken off, but some strange patterns were painted on it with fluorescent paint. pattern.What was even more exaggerated was that there was actually a plastic samurai sword beside his desk.

"Lu Yan, what are you?" Future was dumbfounded.

"Oh, are you talking about this?" Lu Yan pointed to the bandage painted with red paint on his chest, and smiled grimly, "Yesterday I let down my guard and was attacked. But don't worry, the bleeding from the wound has stopped. However, since the power of the Ring of the Five Kings is sealed, I must carry a weapon to ensure my own safety, please forgive me."

(???) In the future, I never expected that Lu Yan's secondary illness was not cured, but worsened, but he couldn't understand the reason, so he could only use the mind reading technique to see what this guy was thinking. .

Mind reading time.

Lu Yan thought: "Hahahahaha, I didn't expect everything to be true, the ghost army really exists! Yesterday I passed out during the battle with the enemy, but when I woke up, I found that I was still alive. There is only one explanation! Then There is a terrible power hidden in my body, it will wake up when I am unconscious! Yesterday I repelled the enemy with this power! Hahahahaha, I really am the savior of this world, I am a Noah-level humanoid Weapons! I will protect you in the doomsday battle, cheer for me, humans, hahahahaha!"

(There is no cure, wait for death, and leave.) In the future, I will turn off my mind reading skills and stop looking at Lu Yan.

After the morning reading is over, the students should take a nap, be in a daze, and play around.After the class bell rang, they sat crookedly until they returned to their seats.

"Let's go to class." After the teachers and students finished greeting each other, he opened the lesson plan and said, "Today we will study "Farewell to Cambridge", which is a poem by Mr. Xu Zhimo and a representative work of the New Moon School. The famous landscape of Cambridge University in country y, Cambridge, deeply embodies Mr. Xu Zhimo’s nostalgia for Cambridge and his nostalgia for parting. Next, let’s read it together.”

In the middle of the class, Jiang Yunhu couldn't sit still and started to make trouble again. He raised his hand and said, "Teacher, literary works pay attention to comprehension. No matter how good this poem is, we have never been to Cambridge or seen it. What does Cambridge look like, we can't understand that kind of emotion!"

Liuyan and Jiang Yunhu have cooperated for a long time, and they both know each other's routines. He quickly spoke up and said, "That's right! Teacher, I think the best way to comprehend a poem is to restore the author's creative scene at that time. Teacher, Why don't you take us to country y, let's go to see Cambridge together, we will definitely have a very profound understanding!"

(Come on, go to country Y. I'll send you two to Africa to dig coal, okay?) Future saw through the tricks of these two people at a glance. What they said was nice, but they were actually trying to trick him in disguise.

The whole class goes abroad to play this kind of thing, not to mention how much money it costs, how troublesome the visa procedures are, how painful the jet lag is, and it takes at least a week to go back and forth. Are you still studying?
Seeing that some students began to agree, Future pressed his palm and said politely: "Appreciation of literary works sometimes requires a kind of imagination. There are a hundred Hamlets in the eyes of a hundred people. When the author creates the theme, his mind is single. Yes, but the divergent thinking of readers can be extended infinitely. With the same text, readers may realize feelings that even the author himself has not experienced, and this is the real charm of text.”

Future's words touched many people, several students suddenly realized and nodded.

The offensive of Jiang Yunhu and Six Eyes was once again resolved by the future, and he was relieved that this time, he did not use super powers. It seems that he does not have to rely on super powers!

In this way, the first class in the true sense of the future ended without any risk.

After class, Jiang Yunhu sat in his seat with a sullen face.

accurate!It's so frustrating!
Although the future was adjusted yesterday, it seems that today is a bit unfavorable, and the wisdom and literature have all failed. If this continues, won't it grow the arrogance of the teacher?
Jiang Yunhu said coldly: "Six Eyes, call 'those people' over, we must be ruthless!"

(End of this chapter)