The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 96

Nothing on the weekend.

Self-study on Monday morning, the classroom of Class 14 was uncharacteristically quiet and quiet.

The atmosphere in the classroom is very dignified, like the eve of the war, the calm before the storm, everyone is waiting with bated breath, as if waiting for the most important moment in life.

Future wiped off the cold sweat from his head, glanced at the students with the same expression, and asked solemnly: "Are you ready?"

The students nodded in unison, feeling like they were sitting on pins and needles.

"Huh" exhaled the depression in the body in the future, held the mouse in his hand, and muttered, "Life and death are destiny. Wealth is in the sky!"

"Click." The mouse clicked.

On the projector, after a brief loading, the monthly exam results of Class 14 were displayed.

Scroll down to the end in the future, and finally see the number in the column "Pass Rate" at the bottom: 71.8%!

There are 39 people in the class, 28 pass!
Passed!
"Oh!!!!" The whole class immediately burst into flames, cheering one by one, and some girls excitedly hugged Granu and kissed her on the face.

The boys yelled and rushed to the podium, hugged the future involuntarily, threw it into the air, and cheered while throwing it: "Future~future~future~"

Future was quite happy at first, cheering loudly with the children, but then he was thrown higher and higher, almost hitting the ceiling, and his cheers quickly turned into screams: "Don't throw it away, don't throw it away! Already! Let me go!"

The boys retreated in unison, and no one came to pick them up.

The future fell to the ground with a thud, almost breaking his butt.

Jiang Yunhu whispered to his classmates: "I have never heard such a strange request."

"Go back to your seat." Future limped and stood up, clutching his butt in pain.

Rocky sat back in his seat, his eyes filled with uncontrollable excitement: "Teacher! This exam is the first time our teachers and students have cooperated together. Do you have to express it?"

Future limped and sat down, and said angrily, "What do you mean? Shall I reward you with a big red flower?"

Rocky snorted disdainfully: "Who wants that shit~ Let's be realistic, invite us to dinner!"

Future pointed in the direction of the cafeteria: "Okay, go to the cafeteria at noon, please eat a bowl of white rice each, and the soup will keep you full."

"Ah bah! The rice and soup are free!" Rocky looked at the future proudly, "Why don't we treat our class to a big meal? At least it must be of the blue Danube level."

Future couldn't help scolding: "You think my monthly salary is 1000 million, don't you?! I think you kids are just spoiled. You stretch out your hands from your clothes and open your mouth when you eat. You have never tasted the taste of starvation! Some of this kind of food are good to eat, and they are picky. If a zombie virus suddenly breaks out and there is a food shortage, you spoiled children will be the first to die!"

Jiang Yunhu said angrily: "Don't pretend to be poor, Xigao's salary is so good, you made a lot of money, right?"

"Make money?" Future's complexion changed on the spot, and he cursed angrily, "I earn a hammer's money! Still making money? I only have 6 yuan in my wallet every day, and I can only order a plate of vegetarian dishes for 2 yuan per meal. Sometimes you can only go whoring rice with soup for nothing. You tell me to make money? I'll make you a watermelon stick!"

Six-eyed dissatisfied said: "Teacher, don't pretend, I have checked from the backstage, your monthly salary is 12000! Even if you can't afford to go to the Blue Danube, you can take half of it and find a restaurant with an average of 200 per person to treat us to a meal." Isn't that all right?"

Future pounded the table fiercely: "Then I have to get 12000, right?! Do the math yourself, how much money have you cheated me since I joined the job? Alexander's medical expenses, Jiang Yunhu's medical expenses, and the basketball game fight, so much People's medical expenses, and even Teacher Liu Xuelai's piano was broken, and the repair expenses have to be counted on my head, what's the reason???"

Speaking of these things, Future's good mood suddenly disappeared, and he became angry: "Sometimes, I am really speechless. What crime did I do in my previous life? Did I use living people to conduct human experiments, or What kind of weapon was created to blow up millions of lives?"

"Being assigned to class 14 is the worst thing in my life! I feel that I am not here to teach, but to overcome disasters. The payday at the end of the month has become a debt repayment day, and more than half of the money is collected by the school. Let's go, you have to endure hardships every day, and you can't afford to eat in the end. Feel your conscience and ask yourself, do you still have the nerve to invite me to treat you to dinner?"

Rocky snorted: "Then you still come to our class?"

"You think I want to come, don't you? I'm not tricked by the school! Don't I want to teach the legendary top class? If the school transfers me now and asks me to teach those key classes with good grades, I'm not saying anything." If you don’t say anything, leave immediately! They won’t give you the question, what can I do?”

Jiang Yunhu whispered: "Then you resign."

"Lantern Festival." Future read two words.

Jiang Yunhu suddenly panicked: "Oh, no! Oh, you have to be considerate of the teacher, we have indeed gone too far, and we should restrain ourselves in the future."

The students all looked at Jiang Yunhu in astonishment, wondering if he had taken the wrong medicine.

The chief prank general in class 14 is actually speaking for the teacher now?

When Jiang Yunhu said this, resentment was already in his heart, he thought to himself: Don't let me catch you, or I will kill you.

Seeing that the future is so stingy, like a miser, Rocky suddenly became a little unhappy: "Teacher, money is something outside of us. Our relationship between teachers and students is much more important than money~ If you really have no money, then go for a loan."

Future seems to have heard a crosstalk by Guo Degang: "This is the funniest thing I've heard this year. Loan to invite people to eat? If I was really rich, then I would definitely treat guests. But I don't have money now, why do I still have to slap my face and pretend to be fat?" , The loan is ostentatious? Am I out of my mind?!"

The future began to shift its firepower: "Everyone heard just now that Rocky said that money is something outside of her body. It seems that she has reached the realm of spending money like water. Then we should satisfy her and help her spread the dirt. At noon today, call She invited us to have a small hot pot on the third floor of the cafeteria, okay?"

As soon as this remark came out, someone immediately booed:

"Okay! Sister Luo, I want to eat fat fish!"

"The bullfrog hot pot is arranged!"

"One person, one pot, eat until you feel good today!"

"Rocky, I don't like hot pot, just treat me to a rice bowl~"

Amidst the uproar, Rocky couldn't get off the stage, so he could only agree.

At the same time, she began to hate the future in her heart, and the goodwill accumulated from "staying overnight" and "fighting side by side" was immediately wiped out, and she vowed to teach him a severe lesson and express this anger!

In this way, the future offended the leaders of the two factions in the class at the same time based on its ability.

(End of this chapter)