The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City

"Oh my God, Liu Fei tackled the grade director, and he's naked from the waist down."

Even from fifty meters away, even if you were nearsighted, you could recognize that fat woman instantly.

She was the only one in the entire school with such a massive figure, standing at 1.65 meters and weighing well over 250 pounds. She looked like a huge winter melon.

Zhang Fan couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.

The power of this Curse Talisman is too much!

Starting from Wang Jing pulling down his pants, then the series of falls, the sudden break in the drainage ditch's slab, getting hit in the face by a soccer ball, running naked, and tackling the fat woman—this series of events was like the end of the world.

This was way more interesting than just streaking.

"This is a once-in-a-century scene; I must take some photos for posterity." Zhang Fan muttered, then took out his phone and snapped a couple of pictures.

Sigh, if only I had started taking photos from the beginning. Uploading to the school's forum would definitely cause an explosion.

"Damn, how did I forget to take photos!" someone next to Zhang Fan said, watching him take pictures, then hurriedly took out their phone to start snapping away.

"Yes, yes, take pictures! This moment is too good not to capture. It'll be ten years of laughter guaranteed," others around them started to pull out their phones too.

"Sexual harassment!"

The fat woman, stunned for a full twenty seconds, finally screamed her lungs out.

Liu Fei was pulled back to reality by her scream. Of course, when he saw the pig-like face beneath him, he screamed too.

"Ahhhh!"

The crazed scream delighted Zhang Fan.

At that moment, Liu Fei was questioning his entire life. What on earth happened today? He quickly got up, ran into the bathroom, covering his private parts, and a furious voice came out from inside.

"Zhang Fan, I will never forgive you!"

Zhang Fan gave a sinister smile, opened his phone, and directly posted the photos he had just taken to the school's forum.

Title: The ultimate rich kid Liu Da pushes down the beautiful and dignified Snow Auntie. Could this be true love?

Content: A few ultra-HD pictures in a series.

Very soon, Zhang Fan's phone started ringing, with responses instantly breaking into double digits.

Yard-long Mao Grandpa: Oh my God, isn't this Liu Shaoye, who drives his BMW to school every day? That butt is so white!

Hungry Belly: Rich people's tastes sure are different. Excuse me while I go puke for a bit.

Upstairs SSSB+1: Scared me to death!

Empty Belly: Idiot upstairs, I'll remember you.

Beautiful Senpai: Hmm, what happened? Can someone explain to Senpai?

Long Hair: Senpai upstairs, what's your WeChat?

...

In just five minutes, likes broke over a thousand, and replies over a hundred.

Soon, a new post appeared.

Title: The awe-inspiring Liu Shao's streaking moment.

Content: fifty photos of Liu Fei streaking in his underwear until he tackled the fat woman and ran into the bathroom. Especially the ten seconds from when he climbed out of the drainage ditch, with his underwear torn. There were ten photos of that moment alone.

The school forum instantly exploded. Replies quickly exceeded Zhang Fan's post and skyrocketed.

"Hey, buddy, something earth-shattering just happened at school."

"Did the school blow up?"

"The rich kid Liu Fei streaked. Go check the school forum."

"Give me five seconds!"

"Whoa, whoa!"

Everyone was stunned when they first logged onto the school forum. The homepage was filled with Liu Fei's photos.

"Ha ha ha, damn it, who would've thought young master Fei's fifth leg is so skinny."

"So what if you're rich? So what if you're handsome? Mine is bigger, ha ha ha."

In the bathroom, Liu Fei's face was twisted in rage. Phone fragments were scattered everywhere.

"Find out who posted that first thread. I want to break his legs," Liu Fei said with a chilling voice, then grabbed a phone from a boy's hand and sent a private message to the forum admin, Xiao Xiao Xiao Di: I'm Liu Fei. Delete all the posts on the forum.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Di replied: You are Liu Fei?

Liu Fei quickly replied: I'll pay you ten thousand.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Di:...

"Hmph, there's nothing money can't solve," Liu Fei sneered.

"Fei…Bro," a boy whispered while holding a phone.

"What is it?" Liu Fei glared.

"The first post and the one with over a thousand replies have been pinned," the boy said, trembling.

"What!" Liu Fei's body trembled, his eyes instantly turned blood red, and he threw the phone in his hand to the ground, breaking it into pieces.

As the first one to post, Zhang Fan closed the forum, humming a tune, and walked towards the classroom.

Opening the Flower Protection System interface, Zhang Fan felt a little unreal. This thing was like a virtual screen from a sci-fi movie.

The first row on the homepage displayed: currently planting spirit, planting spirit target, Ye Xuan! Harvesting spirit countdown: 11:24:45. Remaining spiritual value: 1000.

Next came the buttons.

The first one, Attributes.

Zhang Fan clicked on it without hesitation.

Host: Zhang Fan.

Strength: 10

Intelligence: 7

Spirit: 10

Constitution: 10

Agility: 11

Zhang Fan still remembered at the beginning, the Bone Marrow Potion given by the system added five points to all his attributes, essentially doubling them. With the feeling he had when he played basketball before, Zhang Fan was very confident that no one else in the school had higher attributes than him.

Next was the Skill button. Zhang Fan clicked on it, and a golden icon grabbed his attention.

Learning: allows the host to increase learning ability by ten times, consuming 100 spiritual points per hour.

When Zhang Fan saw the skill description, he almost jumped.

Damn, ten times the learning ability, this is practically tailor-made for his current situation. How hard could it be to get five hundred points on the college entrance exam in four months?

Ha ha ha, Ye Xuan, it's fate that you belong to me.

Just thinking about Ye Xuan's figure made Zhang Fan excited.

Suppressing his excitement, Zhang Fan looked at the other buttons.

Lottery draw: 1000 spiritual value per draw.

Backpack: empty.

Zhang Fan took a deep breath, especially when he saw those 1000 spiritual points, he got excited.

He could draw the lottery once, or use the learning skill ten times.

Lottery? No, with his attributes doubled now and possessing the ability of Telepathy, he had plenty to work with.

Studying and improving his grades were the most important now.

Currently, his grades were at the bottom of the entire school.

"Hey, Fanzi, wait up." Gao Qi jogged over to Zhang Fan.

"Fanzi, why didn't you play basketball when we started high school?" Gao Qi asked. This had been bothering him for over two years. Why did the former 'Lightning Storm' stop playing basketball for two years?