The villain just wants to live

Chapter 62: Who Can Fool Me



 In a daze, FyrenZhang slowly opened his eyes.

 

 The light around was dim, everywhere was jagged and strange rocks, and the air smelled damp and fishy and sour.

 

 Bracing his body in an effort to sit up, he saw a white-haired old man in front of him, with shaggy hair, white beard and tattered clothes, meditating with his eyes closed.

 

 And across from himself, Sherry was already lying on the ground, passed out.

 

 OttoLong, looking covered in wounds, was glaring at himself.

 

 "Hahaha!" The old man suddenly laughed maniacally, "The old man has been secluded and meditating here for many years, but I never imagined that, today, there are so many guests all of a sudden... This cave, it's really lively enough!"

 

 OttoLong weakly clasped his fists and arched his hands, "My late generation dares to ask the senior what is his name?"

 

 The old man smiled faintly, "The old man's cheap name is not heard of in the jianghu, so it's fine not to mention it."

 

 FyrenZhang's brain spun rapidly.

 

 Grandma's legs!

 

 The protagonist is the protagonist, I told you he couldn't die!

 

 Luckily, I followed him down, or else this old man would have taken him in as his righteous son, and then taught him the best techniques to help him upgrade.

 

 No way! I have to stir up this matter!

 

 FyrenZhang also hurriedly cupped his fists and arched his hands, "Look at seniors' eyes hale and hearty, voice like a bell, extraordinary temperament, the corners of the eyes and eyebrows of the eyes have a heroic atmosphere, could it be that seniors are the ... who have not shown up in the jianghu for a long time?"

 

 "Not bad! Six-fingered Ape Demon Herbert, that's me!"

 

 Otto Long was dying of anger.

 

 Did he say your name is Herbert? Did he?

 

 He just kissed some ass, you said your name and nickname yourself!

 

 FyrenZhang said that this book has been completely messed up, many of the characters in it do not recognize themselves ah, there is no such person in the original, right?

 

 FyrenZhang hurriedly said: "Herbert senior heroic deeds are known throughout the world, today I can have the honor to see senior honor, late generation has the good fortune to die without regret."

 

 Herbert glanced at FyrenZhang: "Hmph, ass-kissing kid, the old man hates the kind of people who sneak around and flatter! Look at you, you don't look like a good person either, greasy head and a treacherous face."

 

 OttoLong laughed out loud, "FyrenZhang, relying on ass-kissing to win senior's favor, what do you take senior for? Senior, this person is FyrenZhang, the biggest treacherous merchant in Snow City, he is unkind and treacherous for the sake of riches, robbing men and women, and doing nothing evil! Please preside over justice, senior!"

 

 FyrenZhang narrowed his eyes: good you OttoLong ah, this is clearly that he can't move himself and wants to borrow this Herbert's hand to get me killed ah!

 

 FyrenZhang hurriedly said, "Elder, I'm not a crooked businessman, I'm a businessman with a conscience, I've just invested 50 billion dollars to the poor people's shantytown renovation program, this kind of thing is now well known in Syracuse!"

 

 "All shut up!"

 

 Herbert majestically looked at the two men left and right respectively, "Both of you, you don't look like good people. I six-fingered ape devil Herbert walking in the jianghu, most care about a 'benevolence' word, all unkind and unrighteous, evil-minded people, I see a kill a, never soft!"

 

 Said a palm strike out, a stone in the distance burst open with a bang.

 

 This hand gave both FyrenZhang and OttoLong a shock.

 

 To say that splitting a rock with one hand was nothing, a normal ancient martial artist could do it, and you dare to say that you are an ancient martial artist when you can't even smash a rock?

 

 But from here to the entrance of the cave was more than twenty meters, to be able to remotely shatter a rock with just internal strength, how deep this internal strength had to be to be able to do that!

 

 Both of them were nervous inside.

 

 This Herbert looks like he has been living in a closed life for a long time, leading to his eccentric temper, this kind of weirdo, an unhappy head towards you, who can stand it?

 

 OttoLong said, "FyrenZhang, see? You're dead today."

 

 FyrenZhang thought for a moment, "Senior, this set of palm techniques, could it be the long lost ..."

 

 "That's right!" Herbert looked at his palm and sighed, "You really do have eyesight, this is the long lost Mixed Eight Trigrams Palm!"

 

 OttoLong was dying of anger.

 

 Just now, he was announcing himself, and now he was announcing his palm!

 

 Did FyrenZhang say that? Did FyrenZhang say you're the Mixed Eight Trigrams Palm?

 

 You said it yourself, right?

 

 FyrenZhang said half of you automatically answer ah?

 

 OttoLong thought, this old man has a weird temper, he doesn't like kissing ass and he doesn't like bad guys. I have to be careful. I'd better use his hand to kill FyrenZhang!

 

 At this time, FyrenZhang said in admiration: "Senior's palm is really powerful, strong and flexible, but also has a strong skill, such a wonderful palm, I think that under the sky, there are not many people can learn. It's not a heavenly genius who can't penetrate the mysteries of this set of palm techniques ah!"

 

 Herbert blankly glanced at FyrenZhang, "Horse's ass, huh."

 

 FyrenZhang smiled, "The late generation is sincerely impressed."

 

 "Sincerely?"

 

 "Absolutely sincere, it can be expressed by the sun and the moon."

 

 "Well, are you hungry? I have roasted meat here."

 

 OttoLong's eyes widened, thinking what the hell!

 

 Didn't you say that you hate sneaky people the most? What's the meaning of this?

 

 FyrenZhang blew you off and you took it all in?

 

 FyrenZhang said: "late fall sad, can not eat big fish and meat."

 

 "Oh, you, you fell too hard, but coincidentally, I have a Bone Repairing and Strengthening Pill here, if you eat it, you can repair all bone trauma!"

 

 Herbert hesitated for a moment, "But, there are two of you here ... this ..."

 

 OttoLong was anxious when he heard this, "Senior, you must not save him, he is a bad man, a true villain who is unkind and unrighteous!"

 

 Herbert looked at FyrenZhang: "Are you a true villain?"

 

 "No."

 

 Herbert yells at OttoLong with glaring eyes, "He says he's not!"

 

 OttoLong felt unthinkable already.

 

 Are you out of your mind old man? Does this thing mean he's not? Why are you staring at me?

 

 OttoLong thought for a moment and said with a smile, "FyrenZhang, he is rich as a nation, but he is unkind to the rich, and he has amassed a great deal of wealth by means of trickery, the people of Syracuse everyone wants to eat his meat, and everyone wants to drink his blood, so you ask him if he admits to this matter."

 

 FyrenZhang nodded, "I admit it!"

 

 OttoLong said excitedly, "Elder, he admits it, he admits it!"

 

 Herbert glared at OttoLong, "I'm not deaf, what's the ruckus!"

 

 Herbert asked FyrenZhang: "Kid, why are you so unkind to the rich, tricking and enriching yourself?"

 

 FyrenZhang said, "Senior, this involves economics and sociology."

 

 "Oh?"

 

 "The world needs capital to function, capital generates kinetic energy, and kinetic energy drives society forward. Capitalists need to centralize their capital to do great things, I opened a pharmaceutical factory, gathered engineers and scientists to develop new medicines to cure poor people. All of this requires money."

 

 "A good capitalist is one who, on the one hand, is good at making money, because the more money you make, the more money you have to use to do things. At the same time, you have to be able to spend money, you make so much money that you can't actually spend it all yourself, and that money has to be turned into kinetic energy, into a force that advances this society. The more I earn, the more I spend. The more I spend, the faster society progresses and the more people benefit. When capital accumulation reaches a certain level, I will then go public in batches and set foot in the stock market, so that the general public will all become leeks ... not, shareholders, and everyone will have the right to dividends from my business ..."

 

 OttoLong said angrily while saying, "FyrenZhang, the senior is a hermit and a tall man, what do you say to him about capital, industry, kinetic energy and equity, can he understand?"

 

 Herbert was already confused, clumsily trying to keep up with FyrenZhang's rhythm, and when he heard OttoLong's words, he immediately became furious: "Bullshit! How do you know I don't understand? Isn't he just saying that ... making money and then spending it makes the world a better place!"

 

 OttoLong shocked.

 

 He said that you girl is really strong ah!

 

 Must not pretend to understand?

 

 FyrenZhang immediately clapped his hands, "Senior! Pithy ah! I said so much, explained so much, you a sentence out of the core of the core in this! Right, it's all about making money, spending money, and then peace in the world! Wow, your philosophical thinking simply makes me worship you!"

 

 Herbert was satisfied, his face was full of smiles, waving his hand, "Don't come to this kind of thing, I hate those who are sneaking around."

 

 OttoLong was about to die of anger.

 

 You still hate sneakers? Isn't that cool with you?

 

 Herbert moved closer to FyrenZhang, "Actually, I don't give my head for nothing."

 

 "Uh-huh, that's that's that."

 

 "This thing to make money is similar to practicing kung fu, practicing kung fu you have to put in effort, making money also has to put in effort."

 

 "Senior you are simply a god, how do you make so much sense?"

 

 "Do you think that the ancient martial artists who practice kung fu are all old fashioned and stubborn? I have a very open mind."

 

 "Elder ah, you have taught me a lesson today, I really regret that if I had fallen off the cliff earlier, I would have heard your teachings earlier."

 

 Herbert laughed: "Cut the crap, I'm a person who never listens to people kissing ass."

 

 OttoLong's heart was all clogged up.

 

 He was beaten by Iron King and suffered internal injuries, not to mention, this fall from above also broke many bones and added trauma, if not for Sherry using her body to protect herself, she would definitely have fallen to her death.

 

 Now well, it is not easy to wake up, but also encountered such an old thing.

 

 Completely brainless!

 

 Being led by FyrenZhang.

 

 I have to get that Bone Restoring and Strengthening Pill, as long as I can walk and move, I can finish off FyrenZhang!

 

 Herbert picked half a dozen times from his belt and pulled out the elixir, "This, recognize it?"

 

 OttoLong said, "You just said it yourself, it's the Bone Repairing Pill, are you out of your mind? Why is this person so confused?

 

 FyrenZhang, however, was shocked, "Senior, could it be that this is ..."

 

 "That's right!"

 

 OttoLong was furious at that moment, "That's enough you two!"

 

 FyrenZhang and Herbert both turned their heads to look at him.

 

 OttoLong was all aggravated:

 

 "What the hell? Starting from your name, when he said the first half of the sentence you took the next half, whatever he said you said 'yes', how can you fall for this kind of trick, senior? He clearly doesn't know anything, so he just said the first half of the sentence and let you take the initiative to say the second half of the sentence yourself ah! He's lying to you!"

 

 Herbert slowly turned his head and stared at FyrenZhang dead in the face, "Are you lying to me?"

 

 FyrenZhang shook his head, "No."

 

 Herbert turned his head, "He said he didn't!"

 

 OttoLong's chest tightened with anger.

 

 "Elder, this elixir, as you said yourself before, is the Bone Restoration and Rejuvenation Elixir, that's why he was just pretending to be surprised! He's definitely lying to you ah, including your name, I guarantee that he's never heard of your name before. And your palm technique, I can guarantee that before you said 'Mixed Eight Trigrams Palm' yourself, he didn't even know that there was such a palm technique in this world, ask him if you don't believe me!"

 

 Herbert turned his head and narrowed his eyes, "Kid, you're shady enough to dare to lie to old man?"

 

 FyrenZhang calmly said, "Elder, with your wisdom, can I fool you? Are you the kind of fool who would fall for it easily?"

 

 "Let's put it another way, you've accomplished a lot in your life, and you're taking refuge and seclusion here, and then two random little kids fall half dead from the sky, and they can fool you? Do you believe that? Your wisdom is completely above me, the younger generation can only worship, with any small mind, that is in front of Guan Gong dance big sword, in front of the door of Luban to make big axe, the shame is not enough to see, you will certainly see through this little trick of mine ah!"

 

 Herbert laughed and said, "You don't give me a high hat, old me doesn't eat this!"

 

 OttoLong felt his internal injuries worsen and a mouthful of blood spurted out.

 

 He was almost so angry that he fainted.


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