There Was a Porter Who Would One Day Be Called a Prophet

254 – Let’s start the game

It’s a pity, but Youngseok left, saying that it was the biggest one distributed in Korea and telling him not to rip it off.

Remembering the wisdom of our ancient ancestors who said, “If you don’t know what to do, you will win everything,” I took a close look at the contraceptive device he gave me.

A black box with the large letters XL engraved on it.

It boasted a visual that would make people around you whisper if someone picked it up.

When I opened it, I saw three condoms neatly packaged like vitamins.

‘Just looking at it, it looks small.’

You can roughly guess the size by looking at the protruding part without having to take it out to check.

After cupping my hand there, I tilted my head and decided to take a closer look.

“8 Inches long and 2.5 Inches in circumference?”

When I searched with my cell phone, I got results of about 20.5Cm and 6.5Cm, respectively.

‘There’s no way I can handle this….’

Is this the sadness of people who can’t wear shoes they like even though they have shoes that they like because their feet are over 300?

It depends on the condition, but even when I was having a happy time, it was bigger than this, so I couldn’t help but sigh.

Being big doesn’t always mean there are good things about it.

Of course, after your hair grows to a certain extent and your eyes open to s*x, there are more good things about it, but at an age when your hair is not fully mature, anything that is different from others becomes a source of ridicule.

-Are third graders allowed to use the bathroom on the third floor? These guys, this isn’t going to work. The head is as big as the penis.

Because of this, I have been teased like that a lot since I was young.

But I was 160cm tall at the age of 10, and whenever I stood in line, I always stood at the back. What if there is someone talking like that in front of you?

-Hey, what class is that kid in?

-My brother is in the 6th grade… ?

-So what class is it?

No matter what grade you were in, your head was broken.

This is possible because a dozen years ago, Korea was not a miserable country like it is now, where families step up and make bread for each other when someone gets hit.

-Son?! What’s wrong with your face? Who hit you?!

-Why are you making such a fuss? There’s nothing broken anywhere. So, did you win or lose?

A romantic era where boys grew up fighting and placed more importance on winning and losing.

Parents come to school the day after a cool match between men and men?

-Did you hear? Il-yong was taught by a third grader yesterday and brought to his parents.

-Children from other classes will come to our class and make fun of us.

-Is this the class of super cowards who disobeyed the victory or defeat and brought their mother with them? The air is so disgusting that even breathing is uncomfortable.

-Oh, f*cking get out.

If the harassment was one-sided, some consideration was given, but if not, the response would start with a comment asking if you were still a man, followed by a comment saying there was a doctor I knew well in Thailand, so why not go and get s*x reassignment surgery?

-No, how did you educate your child to end up in this situation?!

Of course, there were some children who took that risk and summoned their parents.

But the heart-pounding fight between the boys was not resolved simply by loud voices.

-I don’t know because I don’t have parents.

-I’m curious, why does your son live like that even though he has parents? Well, it looks like you have been neglecting your home education.

-If not, are you by any chance not the biological mother? Sorry. I didn’t even know that.

Did you say there is nothing to be afraid of if you have nothing to protect? That wasn’t a problem at all for me as I lived without my parents.

-Now, just calm down a little….

-Do you look serious now?!

-Looking at it objectively, your son’s fault is bigger, so let’s put it this way. You guys there. Shake each other’s hands and make up.

Furthermore, since I was somewhat of a socially underprivileged person, the school tried to prevent the situation from escalating as much as possible.

-A perpetrator punished for school violence. It turned out that I was a victim.

-Is it a sin to not have parents? Student Mo Yun’s tears of grief.

-Ask the country. Where has justice gone?

-The school violence committee has been reduced to a power organization for parents. Is it okay like this?

Because I grew up too early and was evaluated by teachers as not being cute, there was a vague fear that if the school violence committee was convened, they might go to reporters and make it public.

1St grade homeroom teacher Jeong So-yeon – Excellent talent in being aware of one’s own position and utilizing the surrounding environment. She shows qualities as a politician.

2Nd grade homeroom teacher Joo Dong-cheol – Same as above.

3Rd grade homeroom teacher Han Seop – //

I wonder if my previous homeroom teachers would have written this information in their birth records.

I was lost in thought as I felt the soft condom in my hand.

Of course, if you want to use it, there is nothing you can’t use. My clone usually hides its powers, so when it’s covered in shell, it’s a completely normal size.

However, when I get angry, the story is a little different. If other people’s pants bulge, my stomach bulges out.

The reason being that it is virtually impossible to store it on the thigh in that state, so it is better to store it vertically, but this is a bit of a problem.

A representative anecdote is from my high school days. As punishment for falling asleep during English class, I had to stand up and read the passage aloud.

-The monkey said. This banana is not mine. It’s too short. My banana is longer than….

-Stop it and take a seat!

At that time, there was a laughable incident where the teacher who saw me was very embarrassed and had to sit down in a hurry.

After that, he unintentionally became a celebrity in his class, and every time he passed by in the hallway, he… I often heard that sound.

‘Among them, there was one year that was particularly severe….’

-Dae-Park. Our Yoon didn’t look like that, but he was a big deal, right? Would you like this sister to take it off? There’s nothing you can’t do if you date me.

Iljin, a blonde, placed the 3rd falcon of love, a favorite of science, on his stomach and giggled, saying that it could reach this far.

At the time, I must have been very upset when the b*tch who had been mistreating me by putting me in a headlock every break was doing that right in front of me.

-You have to do it in moderation. It feels like my dick is about to explode already, so I feel like sh*t. Oh, let’s break it today.

I don’t remember because it wasn’t long after I woke up, but according to the testimony of Youngseok, who was at the scene, he pushed her against the locker and swore at her to her face.

-Yu, Yoon is angry… ? Let’s talk a little further away….

-f*ck you, call me Seobangnim. Look at the wall and stick your ass out, you slut.

In the end, Youngseok tried to stop me. Iljinnyeo ran out of the classroom crying.

A case that was quietly passed over from the class based on the fact that the victim’s usual behavior was not good and that I was mentally and physically weak at the time.

-If it weren’t for me, you’d be in the cellar by now.

-If it weren’t for you, wouldn’t it be Ada?

-You crazy guy.

I guess what I heard that day came as a shock to me. The next day, I dyed my hair black and went to school dressed neatly, and I remember having a deep conversation with my homeroom teacher, asking what I had done to rehabilitate that problem child.

I couldn’t bear to say that I brought him to his senses with my stick, so I said I didn’t know.

‘It felt like sh*t back then… ‘Now that I think about it, I miss it a little.’

I don’t know if it’s because time has passed, but it remains a vague memory. I was very indebted to the dark blue leopard print that she liked to wear.

After that incident, I guess she couldn’t let go of her true nature, but I clearly remember that she often came to me during break time and lifted up her skirt, saying that she wasn’t a slut and that she could confirm it if I asked her.

At that time, I was studying to escape poverty, so I was wondering if I would be responsible if I couldn’t go to college, so I was thinking about something on my own, and at some point, he started studying next to me.

-Yoona. Where are you going to college?

-Seoul National University.

Although I am currently a high school graduate, there was a time when my goal was to go to Seoul National University. I got pretty good grades.

-What department?

-Education. I’m going to go with the one that gets the best score in English or Korean.

-Was it your dream to become a teacher?

-Look at science. You spend half the class beating up kids, but you get paid a lot.

I didn’t know until then. I never thought that the religious power would go so far as to be driven to the ground and even penetrate the inner core.

-I see. Lol.

Iljinnyeo, who came to her senses and studied, was proudly accepted into Seoul National University on time.

He even gave a speech as a representative at the graduation ceremony. At that time, I felt really embarrassed.

-Then we’ll see each other again when we go to college?

It is nice to see him muttering to himself that he is now an adult. I think they definitely said something about living together.

But it never happened that I went to college.

I passed the exam, but I didn’t receive a national scholarship because I didn’t have enough scores.

It was obvious that if the teachers found out, they would make a fuss to send it to me somehow, so I immediately burned the acceptance letter and pretended that I had failed.

If we hadn’t done that, the Vienna sausages that the orphanage younger siblings love would have been replaced with pink sausages without eggs on the table, so what could we do?

We’re already at the age where we’re aiming our forks at each other for a sausage, so we should eat properly.

I was thinking about preparing to become a civil servant, but since I didn’t have any money right away, I said something I didn’t mean to the teachers and left the orphanage as if running away.

At that time, he met Youngseok, who had been crucified and kicked out of his home after declaring that he would go to college and take over the church, and forced him to enlist with him.

Each of them made a name for themselves in the unit through greetings and supplies, and they safely took each other’s supplies and vacations without being noticed.

‘Now that I see it, I lived really hard.’

Sigh.

After pondering the past, I stood up with a self-deprecating smile, thinking that this was a successful life.

“Three isn’t enough, so let’s buy some more.”

I may be excited, but somehow I feel good today. At that moment, I remembered a convenience store nearby that I often went to on my way home from work, so I walked towards it.

“Welcome! This is GB 24!”

A part-time worker who welcomes me with a bright smile as soon as I enter.

f*ck you. Why do women have part-time jobs?

‘It’s clear that he was working during off-hours, so why is he here now? ‘Is it full time?’

Because the item I wanted to buy was a commodity, I felt a strain on my body without realizing it.

“Is there anything you are looking for?”

“Oh, no. I’ll find it myself.”

Pretty things are so damn pretty.

Blonde hair with natural waves. Skin without any blemishes, as if you’ve lived your entire life without exposure to UV rays.

‘I’ve been curious about this for a while, why are they running a convenience store here while looking like that?’

It’s not that I’m disparaging convenience stores, it’s that I don’t understand them well. Why are so many models being sought these days? At that rate, they would be anxious to take each other.

‘There must be something going on. ‘He’s staying in the country illegally.’

I left behind the part-time worker who was wasting my face needlessly and approached the stalls and started looking through them one by one.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t find anything similar to the one Youngseok gave me, let alone the same size. They say it was obtained with great difficulty, but it seems to be true.

After thinking about it, I took out my phone and wrote a question.

(Urgent) I’m going to buy condoms, but what if my part-time job is a woman?

The title must have attracted quite a bit of aggro, so comments were made quickly.

-Deceiver Bastard

-Part-time worker pretty?

-You are now being reported for feeling s*xually humiliated.

-Last time I gave One Plus One to my part-timer, she really liked it. I asked her if she wanted to use it together.

ㄴ Eve… Thanks to you, Pyeonsoon succeeded in getting a job after a long time…

‘Are they crazy?’

The comments were speechless as everyone was in a similar situation to me.

Amidst countless useless posts, a useful comment finally caught my eye.

– I’m speaking as a current cheater, but since you don’t care what happened to the condom, just tell me your dick size and ask. From the part-timer’s point of view, he will want you to get out of the store as quickly as one second.

This sentence, which felt oddly realistic, gave me courage.

‘Obviously, who cares whether someone else is screwing or not?’

I realized that everything was a delusion within me, so I escaped my worries and headed to the counter.

“Um, maybe…”

“Huh? What’s going on?”

I guess it was strange that he was asking me now after saying he would find it on his own. A part-time worker tilting his head.

“…Is there a size similar to this?”

I carefully held out the condom that Youngseok had given me.

“Wait a minute.”

The part-time worker manipulated the force machine and then shook his head.

“I’m sorry, but we don’t have a size similar to what you’re looking for.”

Did I ask for no reason?

“Is that so…”

“Can I at least give you the biggest one?”

It’s better than nothing.

‘I heard three of each, so considering what I’ll do when I wake up tomorrow morning…’ .’

I roughly calculated my energy in my head and took out a card from my wallet.

“Please give me five.”

“I will help you pay 20,000 won. Do you have the point number?”

“No.”

“Would you like me to put it in an envelope?”

“No, it’s okay.”

After I finished paying, I held out my hand to receive the card.

What? Why don’t you give it to me?

For some reason, this part-time worker stands blankly looking at me while holding my card in his hand.

“Well, I have something to ask you.”

When the question came out of nowhere, his heart sank.

‘It’s a different story… ‘They say they don’t care!’

Suddenly, one of the comments I saw earlier came to mind.

-You are now being reported for feeling s*xually humiliated.

‘No, really? Evande….’

-Rattle.

My hands and feet began to tremble as I saw signs that something I had thought was someone else’s business all my life was about to happen right before my eyes.

Anxiety began to creep in, and soon the image of a part-time worker giving an interview while crying in front of the microphone passed before my eyes.

-They were subtly asking me if there was anything bigger than this, but it was so unpleasant and shameful….

Soon, the scene is edited into a mosaic and modulated voice and broadcast on the airwaves.

“Today, another victim of this excessive sense of male superiority was found. The remarks made by the owner of the store in question also became controversial. Netizens who saw this were outraged. Let’s take a look together.”

-No, what kind of deadly sin is it to come and ask for condoms? The country is doing well. What is this XX? They push cameras and stop doing business!

“Netizens expressed various opinions, such as showing no signs of remorse at all and saying they will never use a convenience store that only talks about money again. Reporter Jeong Myeong-ju, what is the current situation?”

“Yes, I’m standing in front of the controversial convenience store. Compared to other convenience stores located in the same commercial district, the number of customers has dropped off. At first glance, you don’t even know it’s open.”

“I heard your words carefully. Mr. Lee, the representative of the affiliate of the convenience store in question, said he was sorry for causing inconvenience to consumers due to an unpleasant incident and expressed his sincere apology, saying that he would work hard to ensure that such an incident does not happen again. We put out an official statement saying, “Here, the expression ‘sincere apology’ was once again on the chopping block….”

‘f*cked….’

I’ve already seen one episode of the news.

You may be thinking what kind of bullsh*t this is, but the problem is that it is completely possible where I live.

At that time, I was thinking about running away due to the fear brought on by my overactive imagination.

“Guest?”

Shocked.

As the mouth that could end my life moved, I urgently recalled the amount of money I had in my hand.

‘If I add the 10 million won in my bank account plus savings, it would be about 3,000 or so?’

Settlement amount: 30 million won.

It was a waste, but considering the rest of my life, I was weighing it, wondering if it was a price.

“The game I told you about back then. Have you tried it?”

What?

I felt something strange when I heard the question of the part-time worker who was looking at me with a strange expression.