This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

Chapter 472: Chapter 335: A weak little rabbit demon, can’t even handle a small man?

Xiao Yu looked around and found the cracks on the walls a bit excessive.

She measured it with her hand.

Her fist could fit into the widest part of the crack.

Moreover, the cracks, like a spider web, had spread to the ceiling.

She carefully asked, “Elder sister Xiao Xue, these cracks… the house won’t collapse, right?”

“Don’t worry!”

Xiao Xue said, “This is a villa area, do you know what that is? It’s where people with status and positions live, the quality should be pretty good, so these cracks won’t make it collapse… right?”

As they spoke, Long Xiaoxue’s face suddenly changed, and she sharply looked outside, saying in a deep voice, “There’s a martial arts expert coming… Huh? Xu Yang?”

The next moment, the doorbell rang.

Long Xiaoxue instantly opened the door, looking Xu Yang up and down with a shocked face, “Xu Yang… your cultivation?”

Xu Yang walked into the house, laughing, “I had some insights and made some progress in my cultivation.”

“!!!!!”

Following Xu Yang, Long Xiaoxue closed the door, involuntarily raising her voice a few notches, “I know what you’ve realized… But when you came back home, you hadn’t even reached the peak Heavenly Being Realm, how did you reach the mid Celestial Phenomenon Realm while I was cooking?”

“Maybe it’s because I’ve accumulated a lot.”

Xu Yang came to the first-floor wet and dry separation area, casually speaking as he washed his hands.

Accumulated… a lot?

Long Xiaoxue’s mouth twitched.

If it wasn’t for her having lived in Xu Yang’s Zifu and Shihai for a while, she would have almost believed it!

Damn it! When I first entered your Zifu and Shihai, your body was just slightly stronger than a common martial arts grandmaster … in just less than two months, what the hell did you accumulate?

Xu Yang was too lazy to explain further on this matter.

He had already come to the dining table, asking, “Where is the food?”

“Ah…”

Long Xiaoxue was startled, looking at Xiao Yu, “Xiao Yu, where’s the food?”

Tu Xiaoyu: “…”

She stood there dumbfounded for a moment, then turned and ran into the kitchen, exclaiming in alarm, “Elder sister Xiao Xue, did our house lose power? Why is the rice still raw?”

Long Xiaoxue rushed into the kitchen, “Ah… it really is!”

Xu Yang: “…”

He silently stood up, walked into the kitchen, and his entire face involuntarily twitched.

After looking at the electric rice cooker.

Xu Yang clenched his teeth, “The plug was not plugged in, where would the electricity come from?”

Long Xiaoxue grabbed the cord of the electric rice cooker, saying, “It’s plugged in, though…”

“…”

Damn it!

“You didn’t plug it into the socket, right?”

Xu Yang was dumbfounded, pointing at the mess in the kitchen and the cracks on the wall, “Nevermind the rice… what happened to this kitchen?”

Long Xiaoxue: “Hahaha… Xu Yang, let’s eat first… Although the rice isn’t ready, I made some fish… huh… where’s my fish?”

She reached her hand into the boiling pot, picking up a complete “fish skeleton” with two fingers.

Looking at the still-boiling “fish soup,” she suddenly realized, “Holy shit… the fish meat fell into the pot?”

Xu Yang looked around again, asking, “This is the only dish?”

Long Xiaoxue nodded, a little embarrassed.

My goodness… Infinite Heavenly Venerate!

Xu Yang held his head in his hand, feeling a little dizzy.

You two are such powerful demons, there probably aren’t many in the world who can surpass you… You two cooked, the rice isn’t steamed, and after a whole afternoon you only made one fish that fell apart?

How did this…

How could the kitchen turn into this?

Xu Yang asked, and from Tu Xiaoyu’s mouth, he learned…

This fish was caught by Long Xiaoxue herself from the Yellow River.

The fish was still alive when it was thrown into the pot, and it quickly jumped out after being scalded by the hot water. Xiao Yu’s quick reflexes slapped the fish against the wall.

Xu Yang looked closely and found a handprint on the cracked wall.

Tu Xiaoyu lowered her head, fiddling with her maid outfit, whispering like a mosquito, “I’m sorry, sir… it’s my first time in the kitchen. I might have been a bit flustered, so I used a little too much force when I hit the fish.”

Before Xu Yang could speak, Long Xiaoxue had a sudden realization, “I know… why the fish fell apart! It must have been because of the impact when you hit it. The flesh separated!”

“What the fuck is a ‘flesh separation’!”

Xu Yang roared, “This is clearly because it was boiled for too long, right?”

Pulling on Long Xiaoxue’s maid outfit, Xu Yang asked, “And these clothes… where did you two get them?”

“This is a maid uniform.”

Long Xiaoxue glanced at Xu Yang with a “caring for the mentally disabled” look and said speechlessly, “Don’t you even know this? The women in the movies Mengxi showed us wore these when they cooked in the kitchen… Mengxi specially ordered these online.”

As she spoke, she cocked her hips and puffed her chest, asking, “How about it? Good-looking or not?”

“…”

Alright!

Indeed, it was quite pleasing to the eye.

Especially these two enchantresses, one a bunny girl and the other a young dragon girl, both looking like delicate little lolitas but with very hot bodies. Paired with the maid uniforms, they were simply “a feast for the eyes.”

With the house in this state, dinner definitely couldn’t be served.

Xu Yang said, “Since the villa won’t collapse, just leave it like this for now… let’s go out for dinner first.”

The man and the two enchantresses left the villa and casually found a local noodle restaurant to eat.

“Xiao Xue.”

“Don’t worry about the kitchen. With my current understanding of the earth element, I can fix the kitchen without even lifting a finger.”

At the dinner table, Xu Yang said.

Long Xiaoxue said, “I’m not worried about it.”

Xu Yang: “Then why did you only eat two bowls of noodles today?”

Long Xiaoxue burped and said, “My appetite isn’t very good today… Besides, I’m a girl, don’t the girls in your world eat very little?”

Xiao Yu weakly said, “Elder sister already ate when she went to catch fish in the Yellow River today…”

After dinner.

They returned home.

Xu Yang went to the kitchen, activated his magical power, and tapped into the “earth element force” of the world. In an instant, a yellowish-brown halo enveloped his body.

As the yellowish-brown halo fell on the wall, the cracked wall quickly returned to its original state.

“Wow!”

“Master is really amazing!”

Tu Xiaoyu praised from the side.

Long Xiaoxue, however, had her hands crossed over her chest and sneered, “It’s just a small trick… Alright, I’m going to bed!”

She yawned and went upstairs.

In the first-floor living room, only Xiao Yu and Xu Yang were left.

Xu Yang said, “Xiao Yu, you should rest early too. I’m going back to my room.”

As he walked upstairs, Xiao Yu followed.

Xu Yang walked into his room, and Xiao Yu followed him in. Wearing the maid uniform, she said coyly, “Master… Mengxi told me to take care of your clothing, food, and daily life, and she also said… She said that you’re strong, have a great body, and are invincible. If you don’t… don’t do something at night, you can’t sleep.”

After saying this.

She squatted down in front of Xu Yang.

Xu Yang: “This isn’t too good, is it? …Ah… don’t bite… Right, right, like that.”

Tu Xiaoyu swallowed and murmured unclearly, “Master, it’s Xiaoyu’s first time, so my skills are a bit unpolished. Please forgive me…”

As for the following events, it’s hard to describe in detail, so there’s no need to elaborate.

Although Tu Xiaoyu was a great demon, it was her first time, and she was quickly defeated, crying for help, “Elder Sister Xue… save me, help me!”

Long Xiaoxue entered the room.

Her face was slightly red, but she still sneered, “Hmph, you ordinary demons are weak, you can’t even handle a small man… Come on, let me see how good this Xu Yang is!”

Tu Xiaoyu sobbed, “Elder Sister, Master… Master is not small… He’s very big!”

Long Xiaoxue joined the battle.

She talked big, but it was also her first time, and her performance was even worse than Tu Xiaoyu’s. It didn’t take long for her to start crying and begging for mercy.

“Slap!”

Xu Yang slapped his butt and scolded, “Still stubborn?”

“Hmph!”

Long Xiaoxue said, “My strength has been greatly reduced after transforming into a human. If I transformed back to my original form, I would definitely kill you… Do you want to try?”

Xu Yang got scared and begged for mercy, quickly submitting.

……

At the same time.

At the Li Clan headquarters in Longxi.

The newly appointed Li Clan head, Li Yihong, was seated at the main seat, surrounded by six middle-aged people with extraordinary temperaments.

Li Yihong said, “Fellow Clan leaders… Since you are here today, you must have received the news!”

“Xu Yang is to become the next Heavenly Master… This means that the Jingming Sect has obtained the Grand Supreme Elderly Lord’s seal!”

“So… the downfall of the Lu Shan Sect must be related to Xu Yang.”

Li Yihong looked around and said, “Back then, one Wang Hou was enough to oppress our Da Xia martial world… Now Xu Yang has emerged, and the two are getting very close. If we continue to let him grow like this, he will definitely be the enemy of our Da Xia martial world in the future!”