Twisted Toons

Standing outside on the sidewalk I rubbed my eyes tired as Darwin had woke me up pretty early as he wanted me to talk to Jamie as soon as possible.

"The bus should be here soon, but one thing I would like to warn you about Jamie is that she is incredibly strong"

Nodding at Darwins words I watched the large bus roll in from down the road it's large size covering majority of the one way but even with it's large size and honestly staggering speed it moved with scary agility as it came to a sudden halt.

'Damn everyone must got whip lash on that bus'

Snapping from my thoughts I watched the doors of the towering bus to open revealing a large orange puppet who looked oddly similar to a muppet as he animatedly moved his arms and mouth to welcome us up the bus.

"Huh are you new?"

Hearing the question directed at me by the puppet man I recognized to be rockie who seemed to take immediate notice of me but as if being prepared for this Darwin walked up to the puppet hanging him a 5 as he seemed to immediately began to ignore my presence.

'Just wow'

That's all I could think as I was snapped from my thoughts and wave dover by Darwin who dragged me to sit next to her on the bus with gumball taking the seat right across from ours.

"So where is Jamie?"

I asked causing Darwin to jump as he seemed to remember something important.

"She lives about out 2 stops after us" hearing this I settled into a random seat soon followed by gumball and Darwin who were able to sit next to me with a decent amount of personal space being left next to me.

'what am I doing'

That's all I thought to myself as I stared out the window while houses zoomed by the sun slowly rising as the weight and absurdity of my current action now set in.

I'm on a bus.

A school bus for a school I don't go to.

A bus heading towards a stop to pick up one of the strongest characters in the show.

Not stopping there I will in all intents and purposes be confronting them.

'Im dead'

That's all I could think as panick set in as even though I knew I was decently strong I knew full well that if l fought jamie I would have my body folded like a pretzel or worse be crumpled a like piece of toilet paper.

[User has broken through [World curse -Thoughtless]

'Fuck'