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At the same time, the Colonel continued dragging the schizo boy along. He was whistling out a tune from his favorite show to cosplay, the cop drama masterpiece called The Officer. 

If he gets Jimmithey to the King’s ship, he’ll finally get the chance to live out his true fantasy. 

He could become the show, everyone around him cosplaying their lives. The days he used to live as a low tier cosplayer, ignored and rejected by the world, were coming to an end. 

“Hehee! Can’t fuckin’ wait! Jimmy! Since I’m the one who brought your ass to the king, I’ll have the most favor with him! Maybe he’ll let me keep you as a doll! I’ll dress you up, make the best cosplay!! HEHE!” The Colonel giggled as he stopped, standing in front of the smaller Dildo ship.

He stopped in front of the dildo, preparing to open up the ship’s door. But as he did this, The Colonel felt Jimmithey’s body begin to twitch around. 

His hand was vibrating hard, twitching over and over again. It was weird and annoying to the Colonel, so he kicked Jimmithey on the side of his bleeding head.

"Fuck is wrong with you?" The Colonel asked, continuing to kick Jimmithey's body. 

But as he did this, the twitching got worse and worse. The Colonel was about to let go of Jimmithey’s hand, but as he did this, he felt something bite into his heel.

“K-KYAAAAAAAA!!!” The Colonel screamed as he saw Jimmithey biting straight into his left leg, ripping a massive chunk of skin and flesh out of his body!

“THE FUCK’S WRONG WITH YOU!? HUH CUNT!?” The Colonel cried out as he checked his leg. 

He saw that Jimmithey’s bite went deep enough to connect with his bone! But he  soon stopped checking when he heard Jimmithey screaming in front of him

“I’M NOT A FUCKING DEGENRATE! I’M NOT LIKE YOU! YOU PULL ME INTO THIS SHIT, BUT I WON’T BECOME LIKE YOU!” Jimmithey screamed as he spat out the flesh, blood coming out from his mouth. 

He began to stand back up, supporting himself on his right leg. Despite his left leg being broken, Jimmithey still stood and ignored the pain. He was too angry to care about his horrible injury.

“Fuck you! You don’t talk to the fuckin’ Colonel like that, shit head!” The Colonel yelled as he walked up towards Jimmithey, kicking him straight in the gut! 

But despite the powerful attack, the Colonel couldn’t pull his leg out. Jimmithey was hanging onto it! And his grab was strong enough to hold the powerful Colonel in place!

“You think you can fuck with MY LIFE and get AWAY WITH IT!? I’M NOT POWERLESS!!” Jimmithey shouted as he twisted around the Colonel’s leg, breaking it in two!

“Y-YOUUUU!!! FUCKING CUCK BITCH!!!” The Colonel screamed as he pulled his leg out with all of his force, falling onto the ground. He had no idea how Jimmithey was even able to do this, or how he got so much stronger!

“I’M NOT A FUCKING DELECTABLE WHORE, I’M NO DOLL, OR A SLAVE, NOR A CUCK!!! I’M ME, AND I WON’T LET YOU ASSHOLES CHANGE ME!! I WON’T BECOME LIKE YOU!!” JImmithey cried out as his schizo energy began to flow out, even more intense than before.

“SHUT UP, YOU BASTARD! YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE!!!! IF YOU KNEW WHAT A SLAVE ANT YOU WERE, YOU WOULD BEG AND SUCK MY TOES!!!” The Colonel yelled as he punched Jimmithey in the face. 

Jimmithey then swung back at him, nearly knocking down the Colonel.

“T-this is bullshit! It must be a trauma buff…! But it shouldn’t be this much of a boost! It must be something else… Something stronger…!” The Colonel thought as he stumbled back, preparing to swing back at him.

Jimmithey then swung his powered up fist into the Colonel’s head, stumbling onto the ground as he did this. 

This made the Colonel fall backwards, blood spewing from the side of his head.

The Colonel, instead of crying out in rage from the attack, began to laugh psychotically! 

“I UNDERSTAND! A-AAHAH!! WHAT A FUCKING JOKE! YOU HAVE WITHIN YOU, THE ENERGY OF A CUCK!! AHAAH!! WHAT A FUCKING TURN OF EVENTS, HUH MOTHERFUCKER!” The Colonel laughed out as he raised his hands outwards, looking into the sky. 

This caused Jimmithey to pause, his rage going away. He looked at the Colonel in confusion, sweat dripping down his face.

“What the fuck are you taking about?! I’m not a cuck, so there’s no way I can have that energy! You ASSHOLE!” Jimmithey screamed as he prepared to attack the Colonel again. But, the Colonel raised his hand up and looked back at Jimmithey.

“No, no… I don’t know if you get it, but you got, like, the predisposition to be a cuck… It’s within your soul, you schizo powers just cover it… That’s the degeneracy I felt while wearing your cosplay! It makes sense! You fucking cuckling! AHAHA! You schizo cuck! You’re weird, even to fucking me!! HAHAA!” The Colonel began to giggle out, stomping his broken foot onto the ground in laughter.

“Bullshit!” Jimmithey screamed, not willing to accept the nonsense the Colonel spat out.

It sounded insane to him, since he had nothing to do with cucking. He didn’t find it attractive or anything, and he didn’t want it to happen to himself. 

He barely even understood what cucking was! At least until he met the King Cuck all those months ago!

“No shitter, I know what the FUCK I’m saying! The King Cuck was right to want you! You’re a goldmine of potential degeneracy! Well, you were a goldmine. Too bad for that fucking Cuck. Because fuck his bitch ass plan!!!” The Colonel yelled, scratching his head rapidly. More blood spewed from the wound he scratched, his insanity being obvious.

“What?!!” Jimmithey shouted, pain returning to his legs. The adrenaline was wearing off, and the danger of the situation was becoming more evident to him. 

Colonel Cosplay was going to betray the King Cuck! And he was going to kill Jimmithey!!

“You heard me, cunt! I’m going to fucking kill you and take your body! It’s personal now buddy! Think about it though, it’ll be the greatest cosplay! I won’t need the shitty King anymore, and I’ll create a truly new world for me! A world where I can cosplay and become anything I want!! HAHA!!” The Colonel laughed out as he pointed at Jimmithey, his smile becoming more deformed and disturbing.

“Now bring your ass here Jimmithey! You owe me your damn body, ya fucking CUCK!!!” Colonel Cosplay shouted as he pounced straight towards Jimmithey’s body, blood spewing from his head!