After Being Abducted and Raised by A Snake

Wan Zhong’s fingers holding the luminous pearl turned slightly white, and it took a lot of effort to restrain his emotions and not hit the ball in his hand on the head of a scumbag snake.

He didn’t want to talk about snake cubs anymore, he would be dead anyway! The worst possible outcome was not going home! It was impossible for him to get pregnant as a man! Absolutely impossible! He wouldn’t even think about it! Unless the universe was destroyed! Even if the universe was destroyed, he would leave his words here – he would never lay eggs and hatch cubs for Xuan Ming in all his life, absolutely not.

Wan Zhong was not interested in the holes dug by Xuan Ming, it almost made him suffer from tropophobia. But if Xuan Ming could make a hole for him to store food, he would be very happy.

Wan Zhong took Xuan Ming to the outside of the cave, pointed to the land next to the creek and the cliff, and asked, “I want to grow something to eat there, is that okay?”

Xuan Ming narrowed his black eyes slightly, feeling a little unhappy. He said, “Is it because I can’t feed you? Or are you tired of my ***? Are you going to humiliate me like this?”

Wan Zhong blushed and said inexplicably, “Where did I humiliate you?”

Xuan Ming replied, “You have my ***, but you still want to grow food. Isn’t this a disguised disdain for my low output and my inability to feed you? Or perhaps you’ve eaten enough and are tired of it, so you’re beating around the bush?” He was very angry and pulled out a tree. He rolled his tail around the hilt of his sword and chopped the tree with his tail. Then he swept the evenly divided wood into arm-length pieces with his tail and piled them up for Wan Zhong to use, beside the woodpile.

Wan Zhong remained speechless for a moment.

“Why don’t you speak?” Xuan Ming rolled the silent Wan Zhong into his arms with his tail, treating him like snow-white dough, kneading him again and again. “You admit it, right?”

Xuan Ming didn’t strike lightly or harshly when he was angry.

Wan Zhong was tightly wrapped around Xuan Ming’s cold and smooth snake tail from the waist down, and his upper body was tightly held in Xuan Ming’s arms. Their shadows twisted and tangled together on the ground, like two ropes tied with countless knots. For a while, they seemed impossible to untangle.

Wan Zhong wanted to scream in pain, but Xuan Ming’s hands also gently took care of all the sensitive points on his body. Wan Zhong didn’t know what to do for a moment. He rested his head against its cold shoulder and pushed Xuan Ming’s chest hard, saying, “you’ve said everything. What else can I say?”

“So, you admit it?” Xuan Ming asked.

Wan Zhong was speechless. “What did I admit?”

“You’re just humiliating me! You’re insulting me! You despise me!” Xuan Ming narrowed his eyes and said angrily. “You’re relying on me and don’t want me to touch you! That’s why you dare to hurt me unscrupulously!”

“Huh?” Wan Zhong was not arrogant, nor did he harbor the thoughts Xuan Ming accused him of.

The sky was up, the sun and the moon were clear mirrors; he simply asked if he could farm on that land. How did it develop into what it is now?

But no matter what, Wan Zhong would not let Xuan Ming fabricate it.

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He retorted with a louder voice, “No! No! I didn’t!” Spraying spittle all over Xuan Ming’s head.

Xuan Ming, who loved cleanliness very much, became even angrier. “You actually spit on me?”

Xuan Ming immediately tightened his tail, his eyes shining, and he was grinding his paws to deal with him.

Wan Zhong felt that this scumbag was actually trying to bully him into laying eggs and hatching cubs for him. He immediately hugged his belly without any psychological burden and started to pretend, “Oh, it hurts so much!” – easily dodged again.

Afterwards, Wan Zhong got the land as he wished because if Xuan Ming didn’t agree, his stomach would continue to hurt.

Wan Zhong moved the small cluster of seedlings that had grown close together back to the snake’s nest with the soil and roots. Carefully, he separated them one by one and then used his fingers to poke holes in the soil to plant them at the same spacing.

During this process, he found a bright feather in the soil where the seedlings took root. Then, he remembered that when he was handling three-legged chickens in the redwood forest, he had buried their internal organs in the soil for compost.

It must have been that there were undigested seeds in the stomach of the three-legged chicken, which grew out by chance.

If this was the case, it meant that there must be a lot of wheat and onions near the grassland where the three-legged chicken lived, and maybe there would be other crops. If he found an opportunity, he must ask that scumbag snake to take him to look for them.

Wan Zhong was in a good mood. He watered the seedlings with long joints and then said uneasily to the black snake lying on the tree looking at the mirror, “Handsome snake, I have transplanted the seedlings. Remember, don’t go crawling here and don’t flick your tail. Don’t destroy my little farm, okay?” After that, he went to wash his hands by the stream.

The black snake remained silent, coming down from the tree while spitting out snake tongue, twisting and crawling towards the tender seedlings.