Chapter 106: What Makes A Gacha Good
POV Rio
'Okay, I got a lot of interesting items this time. I can give the Gunship to Samus and she can go do what she does best. Be an Intergalactic Bounty Hunter. I will save the Plumbus for a Christmas gift. System Points are always nice. I think I am at exactly 900 Million System Points. I can use the Assist Trophy against Alduin. I have 2 others I can use as well. I might have to use the Smash Ball as well. what would it even do for me? Maybe I would use Aura Storm like Lucario. I am sure whatever it is will be useful.'
I shake my head to stop thinking of going super saiyan with the Smash Ball.
'I can put the Bane on display or we can study it to see if we can replicate the elemental damage. The Visiontron can be sent to Seto so he can release another big product. We will have to tinker with it a bit before we can use it. The FTL tech is interesting but I am not sure how useful it will be. I now have half of the Starforge Schematics. I wonder where the other half will come from. We should study Kevin's car as from what I remember it is an impressive vehicle. Spirit Bomb is a very useful technique. Unfortunately, it won't help much against Alduin. The Rose of Sithis will be very helpful against Alduin. If I can hit that weak spot.'
When I looked at Hetsu's gift I had Vietnam Flashbacks of finding all those stupid seeds.
'If this thing was useless I would have thrown it into the sun. But it is good enough. Link is punishing the Koroks last time I recall.'
(AN: watch Link Committing War Crimes - Tears of the Kingdom on YouTube for a visual of what the Koroks are suffering. Not going to lie they deserve most of it. )
I move on from the great massacre and look at the last non-summon items.
'Nth Metal is really powerful stuff and I have enough here I can do a lot with it. The White Phial is interesting. I could use it to produce infinite Immortality Exliers or Youth Potions. Thankfully I can switch what it produces by filling it with something else while it is empty. I will place the Throne Of Kings in the Crystal Palace once I get around to placing it. Lead of Yatagarasu is an okay spell but nothing too interesting. Armageddon - Good is a fantastic spell. I can use it in so many places. The trial is interesting. The first 2 objectives are easy enough with my spells and abilities. The last one is a bit vague but I can think of a few solutions. Armageddon - Good will honestly trivialize the trial.'
I then looked at the different summons I got.
'Alfred can just join Sebas in his duties. Agent 47 can join the underworld hitman scene. Geralt can be the melee weapons instructor for the Imperium. I will send Jake to work with Marceline. I am sure she will appreciate a new friend. I always wanted a Fennekin so I guess I have a pet fox. Or a starter Pokemon? Whatever. I can send Nick to be an investigator in New York City or anywhere. I am pretty sure he has beyond genius-level intellect based on his Intelligence stat.'
Next were the slightly more complicated summons.
'Hmm, I will have to talk with Jiraiya to make sure he doesn't do something inappropriate. Kisara can go work with Seto. I am pretty sure they will hit it off. Maybe I can get them together. Seto always had a thing for the Bule Eyes White Dragon. Now Tempest Shadow. I think I can heal her horn. She can then be given the rank of Commander as her experience will be helpful. I will summon Molag Bal in Valhalla. I don't want to go anywhere near him. I am a Virgin and I would rather keep it that way. I guess Alduin is lucky he doesn't have an anus. He does have a mouth though. Metroman is a bit more complicated. I am not sure what I could use him for. I doubt he would help much against Alduin. He is also only summoned for a week. At least he is willing to help me due to my High Karma. Also, I can't believe Markiplier is Metroman. I thought it was a joke but I guess not.'
I send off the Visiontron to Seto. I also send off the FTL data, the Bane, and Kevin's Car. I decided to hold on to the Nth Metal as it is fairly powerful. I also send the Gunship to the science division to research it before Samus uses it for her great adventure. Then I bought 7 Background Customizers. The first one I selected was Agent 47.
'His full name will be Tobias Reiper. He is a citizen of Romania and has second citizenship in Austria. An orphan with no records. He is the secret leader of the ICA. He is their head agent/enforcer. Net Worth 45 Billion USD. Has a home in Paris, France.'
Tobias: "Hmm, so I died. What job do you have for me?"
Rio: "Nothing right now. Just take this datapad and read everything it has. If you have questions let me or another member know."
He nods and walks away. I move on to the next summon.
'Full name is Alfred Thaddeus Crane Pennyworth. A citizen of the UK and USA. An orphan who saved up and trained in the best service schools in England. Now serves as a Butler for Rio Magus. Net Worth 10 Million. Lives at Rio's mansion.'
Alfred: "Master Rio. It is a pleasure to serve you."
Rio: "It's nice to meet you, Alfred. I hope we can get along. I will have you serve under Sebas Tian. Also, you don't need to call me master when we are not in public. Rio is just fine. Also, this Datapad will tell you all you need to know. If you have further questions ask Sebas or Gardevoir."
Alfred smiles.
Alfred: "Very well Rio. Thank you for this opportunity."
Sebas takes Alfred with him to likely give him an orientation. Gardevoir replaces Sebas. I move on to the next summon.
'Full name will be Geralt Gwynbleidd Bellegarde the 4th. He is a citizen of Poland. He is the current head of a household that was a knight in the past. Still holds the title of knight. Father passed away recently. Net Worth 25 Billion USD. Rules over the land called Rivia which is on the Bialka River. Lives in an old castle called Kaer Morhen.'
Geralt: "Ugh, I hate teleporting."
Rio: "Haha, nice to meet you Geralt. I am Rio Magus. I hope we can get along."
Geralt: "Nice to meet you. Need a monster killed?"
Rio: "Not currently. First, take this Datapad and read up on what this world contains. I want to hire you as the sword and melee instructor for the Imperium. Take the 25 Billion as an advanced deposit."
Geralt smiles with wider eyes.
Geralt: "If Lambert was here he would do anything for that kind of coin."
Rio: "Maybe some other members of the Wolf School will come here. I can also probably fix your issue of having children."
Geralt: "Yennefer would love that. I hate to sound greedy but could you summon Ciri and Vesimir?"
Rio: "Eventually. Ciri will have to learn to control her power as her Elder Blood can cause issues to a dimensional barrier. But we can deal with that when the time comes."
Geralt thanks me and then goes to the nearby waiting room. I move on to the next summon.
'Full name will be Nick Valentine. Records will state he was born to Jack and Jill Valentine in Boston Massachusetts. Works as a freelance Detective/Private Investigator. He is a Citizen of the USA. Has a Net Worth of 15 million USD. Owns a small office building in Boston.'
Nick: "So this is what the afterlife is like. I guess this means everyone was wrong."
Rio: "I mean this is technically the afterlife but it is more accurate to say this is a second life. Anyways my name is Rio Magus and I hope we get along."
We shake hands.
Nick: "It's nice to meet you as well. I can tell I have some serious upgrades. Do you have any cases for me?"
Rio: "Not right now. You are free to do as you please. All I need is for you to get a check-up every so often so we can work on replicating the tech that you are built with. Take this Datapad it will tell you everything you need to know."
Nick: "You got yourself a deal."
He takes the Datapad and I prepare for the next summoning.
'Full name will be Kisara Ryu. An only child. Mother and father died in a plane crash. She is 25 years old. Has dual citizenship with Japan and the USA. Has a Net Worth of 95 Billion. Is the new family head of the Ryu Clan. Has a friendship with Seto Kaiba. Owns an estate in the Okayama Prefecture region. Has good relations with the Senju and Hyuga Clan.'
Kisara: "Hello."
Rio: "Hi, my name is Rio Magus. I hope we can be friends."
She nods.
Rio: "Take this Datapad and read it. It will tell you everything you need to know."
She nods again and I can tell she is going to be very quiet. I shake my head and focus on the next summon.
'Full name is Jiraiya Hikigaeru. He is an orphan. He is a citizen of Japan. Is a self-publishing author. Net Worth of 5 Million. Friends with Tsunade and Orochimaru.'
Jiraiya: "I am the man who has no enemies in north, south, east, and west. Not even in the heavens! I am one of the Sannin. White-haired frog tamer. Even a crying baby would stare in awe. The great Jiraiya!"
Rio: "Yes, nice to meet you now before we go further."
I smile put my hand on his shoulder and squeeze. His shoulder starts making creaking noises.
Rio: "If you teach my children anything inappropriate or do anything perverted in front of them I will cut off your genitalia and feed it to you then I will heal you and do it again until I am satisfied. Are we clear?"
Jiraiya goes very pale and nods faster than any normal human could feasibly do.
Jiraiya: "I very much understand! I swear not to do anything of the sort!"
I release his shoulder and just keep smiling. I nod at him.
Rio: "That's good to hear. I also expect you not to harass any members of my Empire sexually. I would prefer you don't peep on anyone but that is the responsibility of the country you do it in. Now that all those unpleasant things are out of the way here is a Datapad. Read it to learn everything you need to know."
Jiraiya takes the Datapad and quickly runs away. I ignore it for now and focus on the next summon.
'Full name will be Tempest Novus Shadow. Born as the only child of a noble couple in Norwich, England. Parents died in a boating accident. She is now the Countess of Norwich. She is the CEO of Shadow Enterprises. A Food Production Company. She is a citizen of the UK. Her Net Worth is 120 Billion USD.'
Tempest: "So you are my summoner."
Rio: "Nice to meet you. I am Rio Magus. Before we go further let me fulfill your greatest desire."
I cast Perfect Heal. The spell cost a ridiculous amount of mana but it can supposedly heal any injury. It seemed to work as her horn regrew and the scar she had over her right eye was gone. She freezes for a second before she starts to cry. She goes into a bow so low she is basically prone.
Tempest: "THANK YOU! I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS!"
I go over and put my hand on her back and rub it as she cries.
Rio: "Shh, it's okay. Let it all out."
I stay there comforting her for about 30 minutes. She gets it all out and I hand her the Datapad to assist her in adjusting. I also make sure she knows not to leave until she changes into her human disguise. After she goes to read in her temporary bedroom. I move on to the last summons. I send Jake to Marceline to get adjusted. I then send Molag Bal to Valhalla. The last summon was Fennekin.
Fennekin: "Hi!"
Rio: "Ahhhh, you are so cute. Come here. I got a brush with your name on it. I am going to dress you up in so many cute costumes."
I hug the little fox and put it on my head. I then go start on my tasks for the day.
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Authors Note:
If anyone is wondering how much of the Asgardian wealth is left the answer is around 83%. I thought just around 3 Trillion in Gold seemed reasonable for Asgard's Treasury. So far 470.1 Billion has been used. I thought pretty hard on where everyone will live and what jobs they should have. I hope you enjoyed the chapter and until next time Ciao.