Douluo's opening becomes Oscar

Oscar and Xiao Wu looked blankly at the two adults standing in front of them. They were wearing silk and satin. They were all wearing gold and silver. The man had a big head and a thick neck. He was either a rich man or a cook. , but one look at what he was wearing showed that he was the former.

And next to this rich man is a beautiful young woman with a mysterious figure, smooth and smooth. The two of them are a combination of a pig and a cabbage. However, this cabbage should not be a good cabbage, otherwise I would not be willing Let a fat pig hug her.

Oscar shook his head and thought sadly: If a person is handsome, he can be envied no matter where he is, and I, a young lady, can be envied by pigs and cabbage. How difficult it is for me!

Oscar looked at the couple with a very cute look and said: "You two old people, we are not here to sign up, we are just here to take a look!"

"Pfft~"

Both the people behind him and Xiao Wu were amused by Oscar's shout!

These two people are not old at all. Their children are only over ten years old, and they are in their thirties. Especially the beautiful young woman who looks only in her twenties is actually called Oscar Old man, who can hold back his laughter?

But there is one person who is very shameless, that person is the old man sitting in front of the registration desk, he didn't even tremble from the wrinkles on his face, and Zao Wou-ki sitting next to him has already fallen asleep, otherwise he would have died a long time ago. Hug Oscar and Xiao Wu warmly.

The old man sitting at the registration table is dressed very plainly, like an old man sitting at the entrance of the village. He has a lazy demeanor, just like the two parents who brought their children to sign up in front of him. Looking for something to do, but he didn't mean to stop him at all, and stretched his waist lazily, as if he would fall asleep with Zhao Wuji in the next second.

The couple whom Oscar called an old man were very angry. They were used to being arrogant and domineering in their small town, so they raised their palms to slap Oscar, but their palms were raised. , but they have yet to take action.

Because they suddenly thought that this was Shrek Academy. Although the old man in front of them didn't care about them, if he slapped them, their actions caused the old man to be dissatisfied and announced that their son would not be able to enter Shrek. The gain outweighs the loss.

So they still resisted the urge to take action? The beautiful young woman faked a smile at Oscar and Xiao Wu and said: "Hey, hey, uncle and aunt were just playing tricks with you two? If you want to see it, you can watch it! Watch whatever you want, Just look wherever you want!"

This beautiful young woman happened to bend down to speak to them, and she was wearing a low-cut dress. When she bent down, two big white rabbits naturally appeared. Oscar thought to himself: Don't move? Let me see again. Soon!

And as if this beautiful young woman heard the call of his soul, she actually stopped moving, and she even swayed from side to side. This sway dazzled Oscar.

While he was watching with great interest, Xiao Wu grabbed his ear and said angrily: "Brother, you are not allowed to look at this old man's chest!"

Oscar screamed in pain and hurriedly turned his eyes reluctantly.

Under Xiao Wu's words, the beautiful young woman also lifted up her top in embarrassment, because she found that all the men standing behind them were staring at her breasts with very enthusiastic eyes. ?This made her feel very insecure. It was like going back to when she was at work and received a group of wolf-like customers.

She quickly ran to her husband's side in dejection and quickly reached out and straddled her husband's arm. His husband also put his hand around her waist like she was a treasure.

Oscar feels sorry for this pig brother? Your wife has definitely given you more than one hat? Do you still treat her as your treasure? Haven't you noticed that your eldest son looks nothing like you?

Of course Oscar won't tell this pig what's in his heart? Maybe he knows it well? He just doesn't want to expose it! Otherwise, since he is so rich, which college should his son go to? Even Barak College would be better than this!

But he didn't. Instead, he brought his son to this dilapidated Shrek Academy. Even if he didn't know about it before? But now that he has seen such awesome things, he still wants to enter? It's strange to say that there is nothing wrong with it!

At this time, the lazy old man finally spoke, his voice matched his form, and he said lazily: "The registration fee is ten gold soul coins, just put it in the box over there!"

Daddy Pig quickly took out ten gold soul coins from Mummy Pig's pocket, and put them into a box nailed by several wooden boards.

Mummy Pig looked at Daddy Pig suspiciously, thinking why are you spending money in my pocket?How does she understand Daddy Pig's thinking, why should I pay for your child?

The old man said to the pig kid in front of him, "Stretch out a hand!"

The pig child stretched out his hand in front of the old man. The old man squeezed a few times, shook his head and said, "Your age is not suitable, you can go!"

Daddy Pig was stunned for a moment, then he quickly smiled at the old man and said, "Teacher, my son just celebrated his twelfth birthday! His age should match!"

The old man sighed and said, "Hey, please forgive me, your son is thirteen years old now!"

"Thirteen years old? My son is obviously twelve years old!" Daddy Pig yelled in disbelief.

The old man said impatiently: "How old is your son? You have to ask the lady next to you. Please don't affect the people behind you. We only accept children under the age of thirteen here, and children over thirteen are here." Years old, none of them will be accepted! You can leave!"

"This son~~~ is thirteen years old~~~" Oscar said in a sinister tone next to him.

Daddy Pig woke up from a dream listening to the old man's words and Oscar's strange annoyance, my son! ! ! These words contained too many meanings, and he clearly remembered that his son was twelve years old.

And the son he has been raising for many years turns out to be thirteen years old, which means that this kid is not his son at all. He and Mummy Pig actually have a twelve-year-old son, but he doesn’t know where his biological son is. , but the one he raised has always been someone else's son.

This is like a tongue twister, which is to deceive him. Anyway, he knows that the son he has raised for many years is not his own son, but his son is actually someone else.

This made his big head a little dazed, and now he especially wanted to know where his own son had gone.

Oscar and Xiao Wu were also curious about this matter, they both took a piece of watermelon on the table and ate it naturally, the so-called melon-eating crowd should probably be them.