Douluo's opening becomes Oscar

Daddy Pig was furious. He angrily stretched out his hand and grabbed Mummy Pig's hair and pulled her aside, and began to question where his son had gone! Whose seed is this kid?

In the end, her wife told the truth under his severe torture. He told his husband that this child is actually your biological brother, and your biological son is now your stepfather!

There is so much information that people don't know how to react, Oscar can only think in admiration: Your circle is really messed up!

Xiao Wu curiously asked Oscar a hundred thousand reasons. She asked: "Big brother, Xiao Wu doesn't understand their relationship! Should he call his wife his wife or his mother now? And he Should his son call him father or son? And should his father call his son grandson or love rival?"

"..." Xiao Wu's question made Oscar very speechless, he didn't know how he should answer Xiao Wu.

And Daddy Pig fainted from the anger of Mummy Pig's words. Perhaps fainting is his best choice. I believe that when he wakes up again, he still hopes to faint.

Oscar's gaze returned from this strange and chaotic family to the old man who signed up. The corner of the old man's mouth raised slightly after Daddy Pig and the others left. Of course Oscar knew what he was thinking, because Daddy Pig and the others did not apply for a refund of the registration fee!

Oscar pulled Xiao Wu to eat a piece of watermelon again, which made the old man very confused, where did these two children come from?Why don't you treat yourself as an outsider?My watermelon is just a few pieces, I'm still waiting for me to eat it later!This is good, they were eaten by both of them.

And after Oscar and Xiao Wu wiped out the piece of watermelon, they found that the sleeping Zao Wou-Ki hadn't woken up yet. He and Xiao Wu looked at each other and smiled, and they shouted at the same time: "Xiao Cheng is here!!!"

Under their roar, Zhao Wuji woke up quickly. He stood up suddenly in his seat and looked around, and asked: "Where is Xiaocheng? Where is Xiaocheng?"

The old man next to him quickly covered his face, because he felt a little ashamed, Zhao Wou-ki rubbed his eyes and suddenly found Oscar and Xiao Wu standing in front of the table, he smiled awkwardly: "Hahaha, little Oscar, Xiao Wu, what are you doing?" When did it come?"

Xiao Wu said mischievously: "Uncle Chubby, we've been eating melons for a long time! You sleep like a pig!"

"..."

Zhao Wou-ki said awkwardly: "Ah, I'm so exhausted from busy work these days, I just fell asleep without paying attention!"

He pointed at the old man at the head of the village and said: "Let me introduce to you, this old man who looks like the old man at the head of the village is Li Yusong, the teacher of our Shrek Academy. He is a level 61 assault type war soul emperor. The martial spirit is a dragon pattern stick!"

Oscar: Good guy, you are the dragon-marked stick and I am the dragon-marked sword. Those who don’t know may think I am your father! Bah, bah, bah~ I don’t have a son in his sixties! If it really happened, then I would have to find an eighty-year-old wife! I can't imitate Daddy Pig and his family.

Although Oscar was not surprised by the fact that this old man was the Soul Emperor, everyone in the queue was really surprised. This inconspicuous old man turned out to be the Soul Emperor. It is worth mentioning that in the entire Balak Kingdom, such a level There are definitely only a handful of soul masters.

But the teacher in charge of registration turned out to be a Soul Emperor. How powerful is Shrek Academy? Their previous thoughts of thinking that they had been deceived have all dissipated in the wind, and now they can't wait to let their children enter the Shrek Academy immediately.

"Hello, Teacher Li~" Oscar and Xiao Wu said obediently.

Li Yusong's old face finally broke out into a smile. He smiled and said, "Well~ hello! You are Oscar and Xiao Wu! The two deans actually talked about you in front of us teachers!"

"Numbering about us? Then why are they talking about us?" Xiao Wu asked mischievously.

Li Yusong replied with a smile: "They praised Xiao Wu as cute, obedient, obedient, and smart!"

"Then what are they exaggerating about brother?" Xiao Wu continued to ask curiously.

Li Yusong replied without thinking: "They praised Oscar's cooking for being super delicious, even better than Shao Xin's (Shrek Academy teacher) cooking! Old man, I must try your cooking today!"

Oscar quickly replied: "Yeah! I will definitely make Teacher Li a feast!"

After he agreed, he glared at Zhao Wuji fiercely. This fat guy must have said bad things about me to these teachers. Otherwise, how could this old man just praise me for my delicious cooking?

Zhao Wuji covered his eyes and said to the side: "Okay? Since you are here, my mission is completed. I should go back to the academy to get busy? After all, there are a lot of things inside!"

After saying that, he ran away and disappeared. This fat guy actually ran away like that. He was indeed on the same page as Flanders!

Li Yusong said to Oscar and Xiao Wu: "You guys go there to rest for a while? When I need you later? I will naturally call you!"

So Oscar and Xiao Wu obediently held the watermelon and went to the shady place at the entrance of the village to eat the melon. Leaving Li Yusong with a black line on his face? My melon! All my melons are gone, there is nothing left for me!

Where are Oscar and Xiao Wu eating the big red watermelon? You take one bite? I eat it one bite at a time, not caring about the dryness of the mouths of those waiting in line next to you.

Oscar also thought of a very profitable way. That is to sell melons on the side. But now he is not short of money at all, so there is no need to work so hard. It is more comfortable for him to anger these people on the sidelines.

And under the scene of them disregarding the life and death of others, these people who lined up, especially the parents who accompanied the children, were all furious.

Their tempers were only a matchstick away from being ignited. At this moment, Li Yusong's dragon-patterned stick was that matchstick. After he announced an unqualified child, the two parents were about to withdraw their registration from him. fee.

And Li Yusong replied unceremoniously: "Once you sign up, it will not be refunded!"

Those two parents were so angry that they had no place to vent their anger!He said angrily: "You Shrek Academy is clearly cheating money, don't think that you are the soul emperor and I'm afraid of you, if you don't refund my registration fee today, I won't leave today! Tui~ what a mess!"

And with this one taking the lead, the last two people who had just been declared unqualified and hadn't gone far also ran back and clamored for a refund of the registration fee.

Li Yusong smiled disdainfully, and shouted: "Little Oscar, someone wants to refund the registration fee, you handle it!"

Oscar thought to himself: Sure enough, I was assigned the position of Young Master Dai, oh~ it's too painful!