max McKnight In hell

Max got back to hotel and he Emily called just to chat with max he told her on how he was dragged into an argument between too exes and he was the prize if one of them wo. unfortunately his group lost and now he is working for someone he can tell was a shitty boss

After that max when to bed and woke up in the morning he was told by moxxie who is back to normal texted him that he is supposed to be working today he said it was fine since verosika decided to give him a break for a week as an apology for the demon duel incident.

Max entered the imp floor and he saw moxxie holding a crossbow shaking all the while and max unintentionally scared moxxie when he opened the door and the arrow bounced around and max used his black arms to make a single whip and caught the arrow surprising loona and millie at seeing his abilities up close.

Max: bad time?

Moxxie: no I'm sorry you just scared me.

Millie: nice to see you max.

Max: were Is blitz?

Moxxie: in his office with a client.

Max heard a crack and a woman screaming she is not a hero whoever that woman was talking about

Moxxie heard a beeping and saw coming from a thing named deranged client moxxie decided to ignore this he honestly doesn't like dealing with blitz's nonsense

Max: so Moxxie why were you struggling to shoot that thing?

Moxxie: well apparently we are taking down a family but-

Loona: quit you bitching fatty you don't know if there innocent.

Loona pointed at each of the figures in the picture.

Loona: this kid probably sets dogs on fire and this girl gets of bullying Australian kids and this guy...he definitely watches.

Max: so you are killing a family?

Millie: yup and this woman really wants the mother dead

Moxxie: yeah but still killing a human family is a little excessive

Max: well like uhh sorry I don't know your name.

Loona: you don't deserve to know my name.

Moxxie: that's loona.

Loona in response growled at Moxxie.

Max: well like loona said we don't know If there innocent for alm we know they are killers and really fucked up people and trust me I meet a lot of bat shit crazy people.

Moxxie: yeah but.

Max: Moxxie listen to me I killed a lot of people who did horrible things and I don't regret killing them but If they are crazy assholes there deaths are not gonna bother me.

Millie: see mox max is on for the job but like I said guilty or innocent isn't our business killing who we were told to is.

Max: actually I have one rule about this assassination business if they are people who have nothing to do with the target they don't deserve to die in the process so no killing bystanders that's my one rule.

Moxxie: that actually is manageable.

Then blitz's office door was kicked open and blitz came out with a female sinner

Blitzo: alright ya fuck heads let's get to work m&m get the fancy book and let's go to the human world.

Max decided to wait until the group finished the portal he then noticed that the female sinner was looking at him in shock she noticed and she looked away. But she looked back and approached him.

Mayberry: so it's actually true there is a human in hell.

Max: yup sorry but I'm just here to finish this job and go back to the hotel.

Mayberry: hey how come you are in hell did you get caught in a portal?

Max: something like that.

Mayberry looked at Max and he might be a teenager but she could tell that max is more mature than her kids and that really brought back bad memories when she killed her cheating husband in front of her students and she killed herself on front of them too and she feels guilty.

Max noticed that Mayberry was remembering something and he decided to ask for details he is pretty sure blitz say something to make her scream and smash something.

Max: so this woman we are killing can you tell me the details unlike blitz I know when to shut up and pay attention to what someone says.

Mayberry: well the bitch that your after is called Martha I thought I killed her but that whore miraculously survived and now people are calling her a hero which she fucking isn't!

Max: so I got a name but what did she do to you did she got someone you loved killed?

Mayberry: my horn dog for a husband cheated on me with that bitch and It was his birthday I called him on my computer and I saw him and that bitch fucking like it was the last day on earth and I went into a blind rage and killed my husband and I realized what I've done I killed myself because I couldn't handle the blood on my hand but now that I know that woman is still alive I went here so that she is were she belongs.

Max: so you want this woman Martha dead because you're husband cheated on you and you failed to kill her so now that you know she is still alive and being called a hero you want revenge.

Mayberry: yes judge me all you want but I won't feel Guilty for this

Max: not judging I'm just gathering the facts honestly I don't like taking lives but if it's people who deserved it I won't feel bad.

Mayberry: guess you had you wrong I'll leaving let me know when you killed her.

Max: will do.

As soon as Mayberry left the office the imps family getting the portal to open.

Moxxie: I'm still not sure about this.

Blitzo: quit being a pussy mox and let's go its time lick some ass.

Millie: it's kick some ass sir.

Blitzo: mine is better.

Moxxie: oh fuck me.

Max: so that's how you guys do it.

Moxxie: yeah loona is the only one that knows how to use the book imp aren't-

Blitz: both of you hurry your asses up specially you humie.

Max: how do you deal with him.

Moxxie: I adapt that's how I deal with him.

Max and moxxie went through the portal and saw a house near a lake max sensed four people in the house and but one has a lot of malice and he figured that it's the woman named Martha.

Thr group got closer and max and blitz looked at the window revealing two kids one male and one female.

And there were two people that he could assume is the parents a blonde woman and a man with brown hair.

Blitzo: oh this is too easy hey new guy you want this?

Max: no and do me a favor and just kill the woman alone.

Blitzo: whatever mox you want this one?

Moxxie: me?

Blitzo: yeah it seems simple for you just s crazy mother that got out of the hospital.

Moxxie looked at the window and saw the people in there having a family bonding time and max saw that moxxie was uncomfortable.

Blitzo: eh what the hell you snooze you lose.

Blitz got out a rifle and aimed it at Martha

Moxxie: wait let's just think about this maybe-

Moxxie saw how blitzo was about to pull the trigger and he panicked and moved the gun so that blitz would miss and the gun shot got the family's attention max saw how they pulled out guns and they had menacing smiles max only had one thing to say about this.

Max: oh fuck.

Blitz and moxxie were arguing and max picked up both of them and got away just in time and avoided a gun shot gun blast and ran towards the woods.

Blitzo: I can't believe you made me miss moxxie we are assassins we don't care who we kill as long as we get paid!!

Moxxie: buy killing a family I just can't do it!

Max stopped as he realized something.

Max: guys were is Millie?

Blitzo and moxxie stopped arguing and noticed that Millie wasn't around.

Moxxie: were Is she!?

At the house Millie was tied to a chair although when her vision came back she was sitting on a cargus she was scouting ahead to kill the target but she heard a gun shot and shit hit the fan and she was chased by the husband knocked out now she was being looked at by the kids who had manic smiles.

Back with the group.

Blitzo: well this is fucking perfect mox you fucked up the perfect way to kill a crazy bitch and then one of our best is missing good fucking work you baby dick troll.

Max: would you shut up I have an idea moxxie you and blitzo got to the house and see if Millie is okay I will deal with the crazy mother and father.

Moxxie: alright let's go sir.

Blitzo: oh and another you are so not getting your paycheck for this.

Now that he was alone he summoned Moline.

Moline: so who I'm going after?

Max: the dad the woman is mine.

Moline: alright.

Moline opened her mouth and max got out a small short sword and got to work.

Max sensed Martha and he could tell that she is not an inhanced human so she is gonna be easy to take down.

Martha: come out little critter come out so mama Martha can put a bulk in your skull.

Max didn't bother in hiding and revealed himself in front of her and he saw how her menacing look switched to being horny from what he could tell.

Martha: oh my you are quite the good looking young man tell you what if you show me a good time in bed I won't kill you how about it.

Max was gagging in his mind he met girls in high school and middle school that looked at him with these kinds of looks but this takes the cake.

Max: I'm not here for your bed I'm her to put you down like the mad dog you are woman.

Martha just laughed at this.

Martha: you with that little knife you are funny i bet my husband can kill you easily that woman and others were close to killing me but you don't look like a threat I'm too much for you sugar.

Max: I've faced more terrifying people you...you are just a minor add to my pile of bodies.

Martha: let's see you can ran faster then your mouth!!

Martha was about to shot max but in her point of view he disappeared and she felt a sudden pain in her neck

Her vision went blank and her head fell off from her shoulders killing her instantly.

Max swung his small blade to wipe off the blood and put it back in its holster.

He sensed that Moline already killed the husband so he went back to the house when he got there he saw Millie and moxxie hugging each other while covered in blood but he didn't think too much about it.

Blitzo: were Is the crazy bitch?

Max: she is dead I cut her head off cleanly.

Moxxie: and the man?

Moline: right here.

The imps were surprised to the snake in person but they saw how in her mouth the corpse of the husband his face was purple and blood is coming put of his eyes which were gone and mouth.

Max: jeez what did he do to make kill him like that.

Moline: he said that he was gonna use my skin for new snake skinned boots I took offense to that.

Max: so you crushed his organs?

Moline: yup I enjoyed his screams.

Max looked at his snake sister and thought.

Max:(sometimes she is more crazier than me)