MHA: god of time, space and trolling (old)

during the 8 months i have been building my relationship with eri (i made it so that she is no longer eri chisaki and is my biological sister in the eyes of every one, in the eye's of the public and the government we are just sister's that got separated at birth. it works since we kinda got similar looks) i have also been checking up on izumi to see what she has been doing. she is trying to use ofa but harms herself each time so at the six month mark she learned full cowl and at the 8 month mark she has 18% full cowl unlocked, she now has 2 months to get a higher control on full cowl, so yeah she will be pretty strong. 

also some times i check her at school and she dose what she normally dose but is a lot more jumpy and embarrassed (prob cuz i turned him into a her) its fun to watch the green headed girl freak out at getting treated like a pretty girl (since Izumi is not a shrimp and is a good looking cinnamon roll).

now i have gotten a maid to help with me and babysit eri when i want or need to leave. (to make sure she is loyal as fuck, i went through hundreds of them and read there Psyche. using this Strat i found a 20 year old young quirkless maid who is as pure hearted as Tanjiro, she looks like a mix between inko and fubuki. i made sure she gets alot of money. i have a lot of money since overhaul was rich as fuck. it was free money )

(walking around the streets near UA: 12:02)

^i have 2 months till the entrance exam so i think i should find something to do,^ i think to myself and then in the corner of my eye i see a little café. it was a cat café with not many people in it. ^well, i did say i wanted to go to one.^ i think as i walk in. i get in and order a strawberry milkshake and some pastries (alot of them). i have now been there for an hour sitting while eating like fucking kirby with a black cat on my lap. it was pretty chill on my for the entire time it was on my lap. sometime while eating i some times froze time and did some looking at the female customers bodies then went back to my place to pass the time. after 2 hours of being in there i saw a familiar face tired dry eyed face. class 1As home room teacher Aizawa. as i watched he came in and got a coffee and sat down while play with some cats with what looks like a half smile. ^didn't know he could smile. i guessed he really likes cats^ i take a glance at him before finishing up and leaving.

^wait, couldn't i travel to different anime universes at any timeline^ i snap my fingers and try to think of the namik saga of DBZ (when Goku is fighting ginyu) and the scenery changes with a lushes blue grass and green sky's with 2 suns in the sky (or 3 cant remember) in the distance i hear lots of clashing sounds. 

^i should speed my self up^ i think to my self. i accelerate my self to over 120 million times (i would now be over 10x faster than freezas full power form. not stronger since my power level would only be around 20-30 with just physical power. i would still win since freeza would not be able to hit me and speed makes you hit harder) i am now able to easily comprehend the fight Infront of me and i see jace (red guy out of the 5) and Goku with a scouter on one side in the air and an injured ginyu. they where talking then jace with the dragon balls went to another direction.

^nobody can sense me since i am still just at human levels of ki and cant see me since i am invis^.

jace fucks off somewhere and vegeta follows him. 

(a few moments later)

. i saw in the distance vegeta vaporise jace (poor red Australian boy. )

then he fly's over to Goku ginyu and slams him down. he is shouting "MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE." while he was flying over.

^. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ? ! ah. the abridged version ^ i then hear after vegeta slam him down

"Hahaha - the best part about this!? i get to kill ginyu and *kakarot* at the same time" then the down ginyu goku says back "wait *who's* kakarot?" vegeta says back "*You're* kakarot." "i thought his name was Goku." krillin says in the background "his name *is* goku"

they banter for a bit about GOKU or KAKAROT then vegeta dose his normal thing and "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" while shooting down at goku ginyu.

^yep, definitely the abridged version^