MHA: god of time, space and trolling (old)

(mc pov)

i should leave this place since this is not going to help me. (training purposes)

it took like 2-3 minutes of searching the vast number of dbz au's to find a normal dbz world to hop into. *pop* (teleporting sound effect)

as i look around and its a large fiery planet with lots of cracks and lava flowing around, i see to the side Goku in his ssj form obliterating frieza while shouting "you idiot!" then flying off. ^i see, this is the end of the frieza saga then, when namik explodes. now i want a teacher to train with but who? . . . . . . . . . ah whis, that one is a very simple one, i just need to give some good food and he'll be good^ 

*pop*

i teleport to beerus's world with its purple lands and weird ish trees, its light red sky's and multiple planets in the sky. in the distance i see the tall angel attended whis doing walking around. (beerus is napping still and will be for 10 or more years since its the frieza saga still)

i teleport to beerus's world with its purple lands and weird ish trees, in the distance i see the tall angel attended whis doing some walking. (beerus is napping still and will be for 10 or more years since its the frieza saga still) i walk over to whis to and he notices me.

As I approach Whis, he turns his gaze toward me, his expression neutral yet curious. "Greetings," he says in a calm tone, his voice carrying an air of authority and wisdom. "I don't believe we've met before." he looks at me with curiosity, properly think how i am here since (a GOD place is not easy to access)

"greetings to you to, my name is shiro and i ask to be trained by you." i pull out a pot of instant ramen already cooked, it has its aroma wafting through the air. (it looks like i pulled it out of my back for comedic effect, TP OP) "i have this as a thing to make you more likely to accept since you do like food."

i extend my hand out with it and he accepts not wanting to turn down food, especially since it smells so good. "its called instant ramen". he tears of the rapper on top and the smell of it wafts up to his nose, giving him a sense of euphoria at how good it smells, he picks up the chop sticks and takes a small bit into his mouth.

he closes his eyes in delight and gracefully and speedily eats it. after eating "yes, *cough cough* that was quite delectable and tastfull. i am willing to train you if you give me some more. "

^easy^ i put a hand into my pockets (girls pockets are small as shit so it more funny,) and 'pull' out another pot of instant ramen, i then placed it on the floor. i did it again and again. whis looks at this and is slightly shocked (very slightly) at how the fuck 40 pots of instant ramen is fitting into my tiny ass pocket.

after releasing a large amount of food onto the floor in a nice little cup noodle pyramid (like they do in shops with cans) i then say "is this good enough." 

he looks at the food and nods his head. "yes, now before start i like to say that we will have to do basic ki control since, well you haven't learned any thing with it." whis states and i agree.

whis starts to teach me about ki control and blah blah blah

then we start training.

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