MHA: god of time, space and trolling (old)

[2 months later]

i have been learning how to use ki and then just just mastering ki control for the entire 2 month, nothing else only ki control after having complete mastery over ki control i then tried incorporation ki into my abilities, and now i can teleport ki. (you know how instant transmission Kamehameha was really good. think of that but just teleporting the ki directly into them in an instant.) also during the training, each day i would give whis a new flavour of instant ramen to eat and that made him quite joyful. i went back to my universe but before i left i gave 100 packets of each flavour of instant ramen to whis (6000 packets in total) as a parting gift.

(also my power level is only 100m+ since i only trained ki. its alot since before i had a power level of 40) (whis is really really strong so a little training is very affective. we only trained through fighting for like 2 weeks spread out through the 2 months)

after i have given the packets he says to me "if you come back i will always be welcome to train again" he says to me. (properly wants more food but eh )

"yeah, i when i come back here i will give you more different and better food" after speaking i teleport to planet Yardrat (Goku would have left yardrat already since when i teleported i also went forward in time by 11 months)

i teleport at the place where Goku's pod crashed. ^its still here, huh^ i thought to my self (he used instant transmission to teleport home. he just left the pod)

​​after a few minutes of waiting a few green and pink little . . . ? things (Yardrat people)

came out of the shrubbery and one asked me my purpose of being here.

i say that i am here to train and they are pretty accepting and take me to there (king? ruler? oldest person?) i talk to the Yardrat king and i ask to be trained in spirit control. he agrees and i start training. before i train i accelerate my body to make it so that when i lean the techniques it'll be really fast (1000x faster).

(3.5 days later)

i have now mastered spirit control, i am now the best at spirit control in this universe. after finishing my spirit control training i left to go to a different time line to do a little yoinking.

(earth, year 774)

(??? POV)

dududu dududu (punches in the airnoises)

swish swish swish (i cant do kicking and punching noises, ok)

???:"this is better than i thought, i feel incredible" i grin

[sound of a ki blast being uncharged? dismissed]

???: "hm, whats the matter buu, are you scared"

??? punches forward creating a gust of wind while grunting "HUH"

buu moves his head to the side and the wind gives him a cut on the cheek, he is flabbergasted

??? "Hm hm hm, the 2 greatest sayins combined, my strength shouldn't surprise you " the cut on buu's face closes up healed. "the merging of vegeta and kakarot needs a name, i think vegito has a nice ring to it. honestly i wondered how this would work, but I've turned out even better than i thought possible, so lets get this fight started." i said proud at my new power and naming skills. i grin and my opponent starts to speak,

but suddenly out of nowhere a short white haired girl that looks to be 16-17 age wise a popped into existence Infront of buu, she puts her hand out Infront of buu and say's "top of the morning to ya" (like jackseptic eye) then says "forced spirit fission." i could see try to move but it was like he was Frozen in time (hmmm i wonder), i observed this girl produce a blinding light before, gotenks, gohan, and all the other people trapped inside of buu come out, including fat buu.

steam fell every way before a kid like buu replaced where buuhan was. the girl responds to this by saying "ew" before the tiny buu exploded. then the girl fired a very weak beam at it. (like trunks did to mecha frieza)

vegito ^huh, this girl did what i was going to do, the separating thing of co-^ but his thought ended short, with the last thing he saw and heard was the godessly beautifully white haired girl say

"yoink." before it all went blank and he was in the other world as vegito, with king Yama Infront of him.

vegito: DID SHE JUST KILL MEEEEEEEEEEE! the other world Shaked a fuck tone with buildings breaking as he went ssj 3 from fucking anger at the audacity of that bitch