The cannon fodder of quick travel is not sad

Chapter 77
The monkey ran away.

Heaven was furious.

to arrest him.

Send many heavenly soldiers and generals.

monkey:……

You are paralyzed.

So many people hit one, I'm sorry not to you.

resist.

Run if you can't beat it.

Just hide.

He hid in the alchemy room of Taishang Laojun.

monkey:……

Seems to be in a good place.

Taishang Laojun: ...

Great Sage, please let Laojun’s alchemy room go.

Monkey: I don't.

Pick up a gourd and pour it into your mouth.

I smacked my lips after eating.

This elixir is not sweet, and it is not as delicious as jelly beans.

Laojun, you need to improve the taste, otherwise the returning customers will run away.

Laojun: ...

Fuck you, put down that gourd.

My heart hurts.

His elixir.

The monkey ran away after eating the elixir.

Laojun trembled and ran to the Jade Emperor to complain.

That damn monkey...

Barbara.

Jade Emperor: ...

So capricious.

So many elixirs.

He's not that badass.

That must have felt great.

However, the monkey ate so many elixirs and peaches.

It must be more powerful.

Maybe it will threaten his status.

This doesn't work.

Must be caught.

Life and death do not matter.

Therefore, the monkey somehow became an enemy of the whole heaven.

Monkeys are actually ignorant.

What is it.

Didn’t I just eat some of your peaches and jelly beans?
Send so many people to beat Lao Tzu.

Do you want to do this.

Bullying too much bullying too much.

Simply unbearable.

Eat a stick from my old grandson.

The monkeys are also very powerful when they scatter.

unstoppable.

In the end, Yu Dimu had a solution.

I can only ask people to go to the west to invite the big fat man, oh, Tathagata.

Tathagata slapped the monkey directly.

I can't get up even if I'm pressed under the Five Elements Mountain.

monkey:……

Oh, I'll go, this big fat man has some skills.

The palm is strong.

Let me, Lao Sun, find out which inner strength and mental method you practice.

struggle.

The mountain is about to collapse.

Tathagata: ...

I will post another talisman for you.

The mountain came up again.

monkey:……

Ouch.

Lao Tzu's old waist is about to break.

Do not follow.

Fatty, you are cheating.

If you have the ability to release Lao Tzu, let's have a one-on-one duel with men.

Tathagata: ...

sneer.

Who wants to compare with you.

You scum.

Compared with a middle finger.

Just left.

monkey:……

Let's go.

Let my grandson out.

Woo woo woo.

Why don't you just eat a peach?
As for?
So stingy.

I think I would not love anymore.

However, there is no reason.

Only the monkey knows the mood of the monkey.

I have no freedom, I lose my freedom, and tears flow from my heart.

There are no peaches yet.

So hungry.

If I had known better, I should have carried a few more peaches with me.

If anyone can give me something to eat, I will do so.

Lord of the Land: ...

I'd better go back.

But the monkey has seen it.

Ah hello, that dwarf over there, come over and pick a peach for me.

Dwarf Land Lord: ...

Picking paralysis.

I really want to chop this girl to death.

Such a mean mouth.

Deserve it.

There are no peaches.

only this.

Put the contents of the basket in front of the monkey.

The monkey looked down.

Eyes wide open.

You are fucking kidding me.

what is this.

Is this something to eat?
This is iron mound.

This is copper water.

Can you eat?
What the hell do you think I am the Eighteen Arhats?

Don't eat.

Land Lord: Don't eat and pull down.

Like to eat or not.

If you don't eat, you'll starve to death.

Turn around and leave.

monkey:……

It's really wronged.

My heart is desolate.

No grass grows.

I regret it a bit, I would not have eaten that broken peach if I knew it earlier.

A bloody battle sparked by a peach.

Because a peach is in jail, if you tell anyone, you will be laughed to death.

Biting the iron mound and drinking the copper water, the monkey was in despair.

In this way, 500 years passed.

500 years later, a shemale with a white gauze on her head and a clean bottle in her hand, oh, Guanyin Bodhisattva descended from the sky.

Holding the orchid finger, tell the monkey, there is a monk passing by here, you go and worship him as your teacher, he will save you, and then you can help him go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.

Monkey: Oh.

Shemale, oh, Bodhisattva: There should be lines here.

Monkey: OK, OK.

Guanyin Bodhisattva left satisfied.

Then go to the monk.

The monk is from the Tang Dynasty.

The monks of the Tang Dynasty were Tang Seng.

It looks white and tender, and looks delicious. Oh, so compassionate.

Guanyin: I have something to discuss with you?

Tang's monk: who are you?

Guanyin: Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't introduced myself yet, but I'm actually Guanyin.

Tang's monk: Oh.What's the matter?
Guanyin: There is a scripture with the Buddha, you go and get it back.

Tang Seng: ...

Neuropathy.

Don't go.

Guanyin: ...

You go and get the scriptures back, and this cassock, crutches, and begging bowl is yours.

Tang Seng: Drag out this deep well disease and cut it off.

Guanyin: ...

Well, as long as you go, I will give you a Buddha.

immortality.

Okay, this cassock, walking stick, and begging bowl are also for you.

Tang Monk replied instantly and the deal was done.

So I took Pippi Shrimp on the road.

Then, I met a monkey.

It's the paragraph at the beginning of the text.

The monkey was crushed under a very large mountain.

Tang Seng: ...

Oh my god, Wuli didn't die?
Monkey: Mahler Gobi, who the hell is cursing me.

Then I saw Tang Seng.

monkey:……

Bald donkey.

"Look at the numbness, let me out."

I've been waiting for you for a long time, and I'm here now.

You are too slow.

Tang Seng: ...

dead monkey.

Turn around and leave.

monkey:……

Wow, master, it's that shemale, bah, it was Guanyin Bodhisattva who asked me to wait for you here, saying that I would worship you as my teacher and protect you to deliver couriers, oh, and get scriptures.

Tang Seng: ...

Hands together.

Ami tofu.

The young monk has no power to bind the chicken.

I can't move this mountain.

Sorry I can't help you.

Goodbye.

monkey:……

Dead bald donkey.

No.

Master, you come back.

Let me, old grandson, go before we leave.

Woo woo woo.

Tang Seng: Okay, how can I let you out?

Monkey: Go and tear up the amulet pasted on the mountain.

Tang Seng: ...OK.

Just like that, the monkey came out.

There is also an extra oil bottle.

Since then, I have lived a life of fighting monsters.

Oh, of course not.

It's hard to get free, and I must be a wave.

How could I possibly follow you, a bald ass?

But we must protect the courier brother to get the scriptures back.

It's hard to beat my grandson.

Watch my old grandson take you flying with a somersault, take you to the sky.

Minutes.

Tang Seng: ...

So scared.

But no.

Reject speculation.

Refuse to exploit loopholes.

We have to go through one step at a time, and we have to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties.

Tang's monk: monkey, it depends on you.

Monkey: ...don't do it.

Of course you are comfortable, you can become a Buddha by just plating it with gold.

My grandson does all the dirty work.

Just do it, who told me to agree.

What the hell, I did it, and you said that I killed someone.

If I don’t kill people, those people will come to kill you.

Do you really understand or not?

Chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, not a man.

dumbass.

Also chase Lao Tzu away.

Just go.

who is afraid of who
I don't want to serve you anymore.

Whoever likes to do it.

If you say go, let's go, and if you go, you won't look back.

The monkey is gone.

The monk was miserable.

There are no goons, no one to help with alms.

Do everything yourself.

The road is hard, and who the hell knows what dangers will be encountered.

Pretending to be overdone.

The same goes for dead monkeys. They just leave when you let them go. They don’t know how to say a few soft words.

However, he pretended so badly that he had to finish pretending even when he was kneeling.

Guanyin Bodhisattva is a god assist.

Fall from the sky.

Comfort Tang Seng, don't worry, the dead monkey will come back.

He took out a hat and said, coax him to wear this thing, and I will teach you to recite a magic spell, it will hurt him to death.

Tang Seng: ...OK.

Then, chirpy, chirpy, chirpy, chirpy, woah...

A generation of heroes, Monkey King, was controlled by a mortal just like that.

Good heart plug.

It's full of negative energy.

I really want to kill him.

However, chirping, chirping, wow...

monkey:……

It hurts daddy.

Dead bald donkey.

If you have the ability, don't chant scriptures.

Sure enough, both gods and humans like to lie.

It's all so hypocritical.

Can you trust me a little more.

But there is no way.

Monkey, give in.

A generation of thugs, Monkey King, was born.

Then, they met a dragon, a pig, and a river monster on the road.

The dragon turned into a shrimp.

The river demon became a porter.

Pig, heh, flattering.

All members of the courier team are here.

preparation.

go west.

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

let's go.

(End of this chapter)