The cannon fodder of quick travel is not sad

Chapter 78
All members of the scripture learning team are here.

There is a car.

There is a porter.

There are thugs.

There is also a flatterer.

Tang Seng is very satisfied.

Ami tofu.

This path of learning seems very simple.

As long as the courier is retrieved smoothly, oh, the truth.

Then you can become a Buddha.

For a mortal to become a Buddha, it is simply a rebellion, no, it is against the sky.

All the apprentices have extraordinary skills.

To learn from God, it is just a formality.

Being idle is also idle.

just go.

Then, I met a monster.

Tang Seng: ...

Ah!
monster.

Goku save me.

Monkey: I didn't hear anything.

Tang Seng: ...

md, believe it or not, I recite the magic spell.

Monkey: ... dead bald donkey.

Swing the golden cudgel,
Goblin, let go of my master.

Anyway, it's just a fight along the way.

Tang Seng has to be caught by monsters every time, and he saves danger every time.

It was all right in the end.

Mainly because the thugs are so powerful.

The monsters can't be defeated.

If you can't beat it, you have to find a way.

If the bright ones can't come, then the yin ones will come.

Just change, become human.

all kinds of people.

Men, women, old people, children.

Tang Seng: Don’t fight Wukong, they are human beings.

Monkey: Master, they are monsters.

Tang's monk: fart, do you think I'm blind?Obviously a human being.

Monkey: Master, you can't see clearly with the naked eye, but my grandson has sharp eyes and can tell the truth from the false.

Tang Seng: No beating is allowed anyway.

monkey:……

Dead bald donkey.

boom.

Tang Seng: ... stubborn.

Chirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Monkey: It hurts so much.

But Master, they are really monsters.

Tang's monk: I don't listen, I don't listen.

monkey:……

Well, whatever you want.

Anyway, I, Lao Sun, have beaten me.

Tang Seng sneered.

Next time you do something without even asking, just go back to your monkey mountain.

monkey:……

Anyway, very speechless.

No matter how he explained, Tang Seng didn't believe it.

Even the pig head came to join in the fun.

Oops, big brother, you got into trouble again.

Oops, master and senior brother are in trouble again.

Barbara.

Monkey: ...I really want to blow up this pig's head.

This pig's head can do anything but eat and flatter.

I really don't know what Guanyin asked him for.

Every time something happened, he would just shout, "Big brother, the master was captured by monsters."

I don't know how to save people.

dumbass.

Moreover, there is another thing that Sun Wukong feels very uncomfortable.

The journey is long and difficult, not to mention sleeping in the open.

We have to go through hardships and hardships before we can show our unshakable Buddha heart.

I met many women on the road.

They must marry Tang Seng and give birth to monkeys for him.

monkey:……

So embarrassing.

And, a little confused.

Can monkeys be born?

Anyway, God is annoying.

Just a bald donkey.

Just like that?
Pig head also means this.

Old pig, I will change into a handsome man who is unparalleled in the world.

However, beauties prefer those without long hair.

Be blind.

Tang's monk: Ami tofu, the young monk is rich and handsome, but the young monk is dedicated to Buddha.

Buddha: ...

Tang Seng passed the level of seduction.

But in addition to sister paper, more monsters are encountered.

All kinds of monsters.

All kinds of ugly.

To eat Tang monk meat.

To pursue longevity.

Tang Seng: ...

The little monk is so scared.

But get caught every time.

None were spared.

It's like this every time.

Monk Sha howled when he saw the monkey.

Senior brother, the master was captured by monsters.

monkey:……

Master was taken away, why don't you know how to save him?

Monk Sha: ...Senior brother, I want to take care of my luggage.

monkey:……

Luggage is more important than master?

Monk Sha: Well, let me think about it.

monkey:……

Zhutou, why don't you save the master?

Zhu Bajie: Oh, I want to watch Pippi Shrimp.

Monkey: ...Trash.

Finally, Tang Seng was rescued.

When dealing with monsters.

The monkey raised the golden cudgel, his eyes were full of cruelty.

Monster, take a stick from me.

however,
Holy Father, stop it.

Fairy descended from the sky.

Grab the monkey's hand and start to express your gratitude.

This is my pet. It was lost. I didn’t expect it to be here. Thank you to the great sage for finding it.I won’t say anything more, just take it away.

Then, he took the monster to heaven.

monkey:……

Confused throughout.

The monster that I worked so hard to win.

You just took it away.

Why didn't the fucking daddy show up when he couldn't win?

Just such a coincidence?

So angry.

Not happy at all.

Even more unhappy, why the fuck does this happen every time?
Well not every time.

But at least seven or eight times out of ten.

Even more confused.

Damn, you monsters formed a group to make fun of my master.

But we can’t all go down with one stick.

There is a backstage behind everything.

My old grandson is not afraid of having a backstage, and it still ended up.

But why do those so-called masters appear every time when I, Old Sun, have already raised the stick?

Just right.

Masters: ... Oh, what a coincidence.

monkey:……

God is annoying.

And why do you come to join in the fun, Guanyin Bodhisattva?

Or do you think there are fewer monsters encountered on the way to learn the scriptures?
You can't even control your own pets. I really don't know how you gods and bodhisattvas became such.

The monkey is very annoying.

Annoyed and irritable.

I kind of feel like I've been played.

I have to endure Tang Seng's broken thoughts.

Then I met a thief
To grab something.

Knife in hand.

Hand it over, or I'll kill you.

monkey:……

What?
One stick one.

Second click.

Monk Zhubajiesha, Tang’s monk, has not yet reacted.

Just a few more fresh ones.

Tang Seng, angry.

Monkey, you kill again.

monkey:……

Very speechless.

Master, they are thieves.

Tang's monk: Thieves are also human beings. If you kill, you are wrong.

Monkey: Master, they are bad people. They want to rob us. If you don’t give us something, they will destroy you.

Tang's monk: I don't care, I don't care, anyway, you killed.

Monkey is also very angry.

What do you want.

Tang Seng: Everyone is gone, what else can I do?

Then Tang Seng began to recite the Sutra of Rebirth.

Overcome the thieves.

Heroes, don't blame me, I didn't kill you, it was the man surnamed Sun, if you go to the underworld, if you want to sue him, it's all his fault.

Zhutou also followed suit.

Haha, Master pushed it all away, and Lao Sha and I didn’t kill any living creatures.

Tang Seng: Yes, and I will not do anything about Bajie and Drifting Monk.

Anyway, if you want to find it, look for the stinky monkey.

Smelly Monkey Sun Wukong: Heh.

Just sue.

My grandson is not afraid.

If you really annoy me, I will kill you.

Afraid of wool.

Tang Seng: ...

I feel a little guilty.

This monkey is so crazy.

And the fighting power exploded.

Guanyin Bodhisattva said that he is not easy to mess with.

Can only laugh.

Ouch, apprentice, why are you taking it seriously?

Master, I just talk casually.

Oh hehehehe.

Continue on your way.

It was dark, however.

It happened that there was a house in front of me.

You can stay overnight.

dong dong dong.

The little monk is a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty who went to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. On his way...

Good idea.

But just met the robber.

Where there are thieves, who dares to live here?

Suspect is too long.

In this house, the thieves are having a meeting.

Then I was interrupted.

Who the hell.

Look up, monk.

The monk who came to your door.

Hand over everything you have on you.

Tang Seng: ...

The monk is just here to stay overnight.

There are so many robbers with knives in their hands.

very scary.

Wukong, Wukong.

monkey:……

It's so unreasonable.

But it’s so annoying to scream.

Jump up and pick up the golden cudgel one by one.

Robbers, the group is destroyed.

Tang Seng: ...

A lot of dead people.

very scary.

You kill a dead monkey again.

monkey:……

Master, you called me.

Tang's monk: I didn't tell you to kill them.

Monkey: Oh.

Tang Seng: ...

So angry.

A stinky monkey who won't listen to repentance.

Chanting.

Chirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Monkey: It hurts.

Rolling on the ground in pain.

My head is about to burst.

Master don't read it.

I'm wrong.

Tang Seng was unmoved.

you go.

My small temple cannot accommodate your big Buddha.

The point is that if you killed a life, I have to deal with the aftermath for you.

So much this time.

tens of.

How long does it take to dig a hole?

From now on, you are not my apprentice, nor am I your master.

get out.

monkey:……

unwilling.

Halfway through the journey.

The results are about to come.

can't go.

If you leave, all previous efforts will be wasted.

Moreover, I feel sorry for my former self.

Lean over.

Farewell, master, it was these people who wanted to kill you and me.

They are all thieves, not good people, and their hands are stained with the blood of countless passers-by.

They all carry their lives.

My old grandson is doing harm to the people.

It is to do good deeds.

Alright alright.

It was my grandson who was wrong.

I, Lao Sun, knew I was wrong.

Master, don’t drive me away.

I will definitely listen to Master's words in the future.

Tang Seng: No way.

monkey:……

What a stubborn bald ass.

However, Tang Seng is so stubborn.

you go.

go.

If you don't leave, I will recite the mantra dozens of times, it will hurt you to death.

It makes your brains pop.

monkey:……

so disappointed.

This bald donkey is so cruel.

For whom did he kill?

Cross the river and demolish the bridge.

My head hurts, and my heart hurts too.

Dejected.

I treat you with all my heart, but you drive me away over and over again.

So angry.

Don't give you any color see see, you think my old grandson is easy to bully.

Tang Seng was knocked out with a stick and walked away.

Dead bald donkey, deserve it.

(End of this chapter)