The cannon fodder of quick travel is not sad

Chapter 80
Monk Sha was envious, jealous, and curious.

It's like a cat scratching in my heart.

But Siru stopped talking after finishing speaking.

But laugh silently.

A mysterious face.

Monk Sha observed carefully and found that the senior brother's temperament was really different.

It looks very deep.

It's not at all the same as the usual untamed wildness.

Still couldn't help but ask, "Elder brother, what did the Buddha say to you?"

Siru glanced at him.

Monk Sha was a little embarrassed.

With a dry smile, "Hey, I'm just a little curious."

I'm really curious, I don't want to spy on anything, really, big brother, you have to trust me.

I saw Siru clasping his palms together, gazing into the distance with his eyes empty.

Then slowly lowered his eyes.

"Amitabha, good is good."

Monk Sha: ...

Confused.

But dare not bother.

Just wait.

I thought Siru hadn’t finished speaking yet.

however.

Monk Sha opened his eyes wide.

"Brother, what else?"

Siru: There is nothing.

Monk Sha: ...

Is this a Zen machine?

God horse meaning.

"Brother, is that what the Buddha told you?"

Monk Sha didn't believe it.

I feel that Si Ru is fooling him.

In fact, I didn't want to tell him at all.

It's a bit insincere.

But there is nothing wrong with it.

This is everyone's opportunity.

Si Ru: "Yes."

Monk Sha: ...

Brother, you must have been deceived.

Master said this sentence countless times every day.

My ears are numb to the sound of cocoons.

If you want to learn something from it, do you have to wait until now?
Monk Sha had two characters written on his face.

Do not believe.

Si Ru:……

no way.

My sister never lied.

Oh, you're the river monster.

My sister doesn’t lie to the river demon either.

He patted Monk Sha on the shoulder, "Old Sha, when did Brother Monkey lie to you..."

He received a accusing look from Monk Sha.

Si Ru:……

Uh, well, that dead monkey used to play tricks on you.

Now the dead monkey is her.

Coughed twice, "Isn't that all a joke before? I know you don't believe it, but I really didn't lie to you."

"That was said to me by the Buddha himself. The big curly hair, bah, the Buddha's face is compassionate, and the Sanskrit sounds in his voice, I seem to see the colorful clouds, poetry and the distance."

Siru looked yearning.

Monk Sha: ...

Kind of disgusting.

Siru: ... Nimei.

Cover your face.

This is not me This is not me This is not me.

Beat the ground.

Why am I a stinky monkey with a hairy face.

I can't figure it out.

0527 You die.

0527: I don't.

afraid of you.

Siru continued, "A Buddha is a Buddha, and any word is full of Buddhist principles."

Even if Tang Seng is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, he is just a mortal now.

Ordinary people with fish lips, how can they be compared with Buddha.

Oh, let’s wait until he becomes a Buddha.

Monk Sha was still puzzled, "But these two sentences are very common, senior brother, what did you realize?"

Siru sighed softly, "It's so good, Lao Sha, we must keep kind thoughts towards everything. My Buddha is merciful."

Monk Sha: ...

Anyway, I seem to understand but not understand.

But you can't act like you're stupid.

Just being a little dumb is enough.

No matter how stupid you are, you are a pig.

Zhu Bajie who is serving tea and water: ...

Turn your head.

Faintly heard someone calling me.

Monk Sha: ...

Oh, I forgot about Second Senior Brother.

Although I don't know if what the big brother said is true.

But the elder brother seems to have really changed a bit.

Maybe it will be even more powerful.

Dead Monkey was already good enough.

No matter how powerful.

It's going to turn upside down.

No, you have to think about it.

Maybe there really is some Zen in that remark.

Buddha said one flower one world.

Every flower has a world.

The stuff of Buddhism is wonderful.

To understand carefully.

Zhu Bajie took good care of Tang Seng.

The party continued to go west.

In the past, when Tang Seng got on his horse, monkeys supported him.

Do your best.

Siru sneered.

What is the use.

It's not like tearing apart at a disagreement.

Just chant sutras.

It hurts so bad it almost bursts my brain.

Eventually they will be kicked out.

Fighting monsters and robbers is all for who.

What a thankless task.

Just leave it alone.

Carrying the stick and walking at the end.

The name is beautiful, and the aftermath is good.

Tang Seng took a look at Si Ru with complicated eyes.

In the end, Bajie helped him mount the horse.

Monk Sha followed closely behind.

None of this appears to have changed.

At night, I couldn't find a place to stay.

How can there be anyone in the barren mountains and ridges?

Just find a place to sleep for the night.

Tang Seng asked Siru to go and have a vegetarian meal.

Si Ru:……

Very speechless.

Look, look, look, look for monkeys if you have anything to do.

Hey, donkey, have you forgotten that we only quarreled?

After all, we still have grudges.

The heart is so big.

"Oh."

Just left.

Tang Seng: ...

There is always something wrong with this monkey.

Talk less.

And very obedient.

Could it be that Guanyin Bodhisattva told him?

He asked Zhu Bajie, "Wukong, is he still holding grudges as his teacher?"

Bajie: ...

How the hell do I know.

He hummed twice, "Master thought too much, that stinky monkey is heartless and never holds grudges."

Monk Sha also said with a smile, "Yes, master, it's getting late, senior brother must be in a hurry to find a vegetarian meal, I'm afraid that master will be hungry after waiting for a long time."

Tang Seng nodded and stopped talking.

Sitting on a stone, holding a prayer bead in his hand, he began to chant sutras.

Yun Siru used Sun Houzi's somersault very smoothly.

She was originally a wood spirit.

Wood spirits can fly.

Siru felt that she was much more handsome in flying than a monkey.

Not only handsome, but also graceful.

But go for alms.

It's getting dark.

Well, with sharp eyes, it looks just like the day at night.

It's all mountains.

There is not a single family in the mountains.

Monkeys used to fly very far for alms.

Siru didn't want to go that far.

What to do if you encounter a monster.

Ok.

This monkey itself is a big demon.

Others are afraid that it will be too late for him.

When you see it, you run away from it, not daring to breathe.

It was hard to find a family.

Thinking like knocking on the door.

Then, squeak,

"...Ah, monster..."

boom.

Si Ru:……

So angry.

I forgot that this is not my beautiful self.

Frowning thunderous mouth.

Ha ha.

It's not their fault.

It was she who was too ugly.

I despise myself.

No wonder others.

Frowning, do you want to change into a different body?

Think about it or forget it.

Isn't it strange that a beautiful woman suddenly appeared in the wilderness?
And I was scared just now.

Who will open the door again?

It's too late to hide.

Turn around and leave.

Plan to pick some wild fruits.

Then I had some wild game.

There are the most pheasants and rabbits in the mountains, and they are delicious.

Thinking of flying back.

Tang Seng has been waiting for a long time.

Fiddled with the beads with his fingers, and kept looking up to the sky.

So hungry.

Monk Sha comforted, "Master, don't worry, the senior brother may fly a little far."

Just as he was talking, Siru came back.

"Master, look, the elder brother is back."

Tang Seng nodded.

He started chanting scriptures again, in fact, he was waiting for Siru to bring the fast food to him.

Si Ru:……

Holding a handful of wild fruits.

Tang Seng: ...

I want to eat vegetarian food.

Then I heard Siru say, "Master, be hungry, eat some fruit first, and I will call you after the meal is ready."

Tang Seng nodded.

Didn't think much about it.

Sometimes there is no ready-made vegetarian meal, only some rice noodles.

Pick up a fruit, wipe it with your hands, and put it in your mouth.

Click.

Tang Seng covered his cheeks.

shit.

very sour.

Teeth are going to be sour.

The whole face was wrinkled into a bun.

When I saw it in front of my eyes, I was speechless. The fruit was green, small, and astringent, obviously immature.

I had to put it aside and didn't eat it anymore.

But after being stimulated by the sour fruit, my stomach became even hungrier.

Cooing.

Monk Sha is still persuading.

Master, don't worry, senior brother will be fine soon.

Tang Seng: ...

Just endure.

Siru moved quickly.

Not long after, I smelled a fragrance.

It smells good.

Zhu Bajie was about to drool.

Siru patted Bajie's pig's trotters off and said, "Get up, it's your turn when Master eats."

Bajie snorted, "Master won't eat this, Brother Monkey, you will suffer."

Siru: "Really? Oh, then don't eat it."

Bajie: ...

No, brother monkey, my old pig is just a bitch, just talk about it.

Siru numbered the pheasants with tree branches.Put it directly on the fire and roast.

Also sprinkled some salt on it.

Wait until the pheasant is a nice golden brown.

Just took it down.

By then, Bajie's saliva can fill a bowl.

Swallowing hard.

Siru directly picked up the branch, walked up to Tang Seng, and handed it to him.

"Master, you can eat."

Tang Seng could smell the fragrance from afar.

Very fragrant.

Very hungry.

but,

"This, this is..."

Eyes wide open suddenly.

Siru nodded, "Yes, Master eats chicken."

Tang Seng: ...

What's wrong with you, monkey.

Brain watted?
He is a monk.

The monk is vegetarian.

Fasting fasting fasting, he said he wanted fasting.

"Wukong, monks don't eat meat, you are like this, master... well, forget it."

Tang Seng frowned, flicked his sleeves, and looked aside.

Siru said, "Master, it's wrong for you to do this."

"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in the heart. As long as there is a Buddha in the heart, it doesn't matter what you eat."

"Master, it's you who got the picture."

Don't just look at the surface of everything.

To see the essence through the phenomenon.

Tang Seng: ...

A little confused.

I heard Siru continue to talk nonsense.

"You can see how many people in the world eat fast and chant Buddha's name, but how many of them can achieve true results."

Therefore, whether to eat vegetarian food or not has nothing to do with becoming a Buddha or not.

All the world thinks it is right.

"So, master, you can eat."

Especially fresh and delicious pheasant.

Tang Seng: ...

Don't eat.

Very firm.

As if eating a chicken would stain his faith.

Siru: If you don’t eat, you will fall down.

Bajie ran over wheezing, and smiled obsequiously, "Brother Monkey, since Master won't eat it, then I will eat it."

He said and grabbed it.

Take a bite, and your mouth will be full of fragrance.

Fat to the brim.

So delicious.

While eating, he said, Brother Monkey, you are really good at cooking.

It would be a big loss for Master not to eat.

It's okay, I'm an old pig.

Monk Sha took out dry food from his luggage and handed it to Tang Seng.

"Master, don't blame the elder brother, what the elder brother said is correct."

Tang Seng raised his head with a confused expression.

I heard Monk Sha say with a smile, "Eating fast is just a mortal way of saying, some gods in the sky eat fast, but they also drink and eat meat."

Tang Seng shook his head, "I don't care what others say, I don't eat anyway."

Moreover, eating meat means killing.

All beings are equal.

Sighing, "I think Wukong seems to have changed."

Monk Sha: ...

Indeed it is.

"Master, you worry too much."

Tang Seng stopped talking.

A good night's sleep.

The next day I went to Siru for tea.

Said, since you are my apprentice, you are not allowed to kill any more.

Be vegetarian with him.

He said this to the monkey at the very beginning.

The monkey performed quite well.

After all, monkeys eat peaches.

Siru didn't think about it.

Just nod.

"Oh."

Master, you are what you say, and everything you say is correct.

Who the hell are you a master?

Tang Seng was also relieved that Siru was so easy to talk to.

His face stretched, and he said Amitabha.

After that, when Siru went to Huazhai, he never caught any pheasants or rabbits.

Most of them are wild fruits.

Sometimes I also go to beg for alms.

Dress up like a little monk.

Bring back a little vegetarian meal.

Although the food is not as good as before, Tang Seng is still satisfied with bringing back his apprentice's worldview.

There is only Zhu Bajie.

Humming all day long.

Said that there is something to eat in dry food.

Think back to when he was in heaven, what he ate and drank.

Anyway a lot of complaints.

Si Ru smiled the whole time.

Not happy.

dissatisfied.

Go find Master.

As Master said, no killing is allowed.

Sister, I feel fine.

Bajie: ...

Humph.

A plague-stricken dead monkey.

Noisy and noisy along the way.

Just a little bad.

too hot.

It gets hotter and hotter.

The further you go, the fewer trees there are.

It feels like a big desert.

Sparsely populated.

It's also extremely hot.

When I looked up, there was just the sun.

I really thought there were nine of them, it was so hot.

Tang Seng was unbearably hot.

He is wearing a monk's robe, cassock, socks and boots on his feet.

Clothes are soaked.

Bajie directly opened his clothes.

But the sweat still poured down.

Panting, "I'm going to roast the old pig."

Siru is also hot.

She was also covered in hair.

Comes with insulation effect.

But not as hot as they are.

After thinking about it, this monkey stayed in Laojun's alchemy furnace for seven to seven days.

There are three flavors in it.

Probably have antibodies.

Monk Sha is also struggling.

He is still carrying the burden.

Carry forward.

Anyway, it's getting hotter and hotter.

Although I was wearing shoes, the temperature underneath was directly scalded to the soles of my feet through the soles.

Tang Seng was sweating and his face was flushed.

My mouth is so dry.

"Goku, Goku..."

Siru: What is it called?

Shout out.

Look, look, call me grandson if you have anything to do.

Master, have you forgotten that you have taken in three apprentices?

Very speechless.

"Master, what happened?"

Riding on a white horse, Tang Seng wiped his sweat and asked, "Why is it so hot here?"

Si Ru:……

Speechless.

How the hell did I know.

When my sister is an encyclopedia.

Why don't you ask which came first, the chicken or the egg.

"Oh, it's probably summer."

Tang Seng: ...

Siru continued, "Master, summer is already very hot."

Tang Seng: ... the little monk knows.

But it always feels like being cheated.

Monk Sha was also panting, "Master, what the big brother said is correct, it's probably the dog days in June. Dog days are the hottest time of the year."

Tang Seng: ...

Even the honest Lao Sha said so, it seems that he is right.

The feeling of being fooled just now must be an illusion.

Tang Seng wiped off his sweat, "How long will it take to get out?"

Si Ru:……

There is no end to dead bald donkeys.

Ask, ask a fart.

I don't know it's hot.

"haha, I do not know."

Tang Seng: ...

"Wukong, I'm a little dizzy for the teacher, it seems to be heatstroke."

Si Ru:……

Weak chicken.

Smiling, "It's an illusion."

Tang Seng: ...

Very speechless.

Could you please answer the correct lines?

Siru: I'm sorry I didn't hear that.

And I don’t know what the correct lines are.

After thinking about it, he said, "If it's really hot, my old grandson has a solution."

When Tang Seng heard it, his eyes lit up.

"any solution?"

Monk Sha also urged the big brother to say it quickly, don't be a fool.

Bajie,

Oh, please, senior brother, I can smell the aroma of roasted pig.

Si Ru nodded and smiled, clasped his hands together, and looked devout with downcast eyes.

The three of them are busy posing.

"Follow me."

"Peace of mind naturally cools."

Tang Seng: "The mind is calm and naturally cool."

Bajie: "Calm and cool naturally."

Monk Sha: "The mind is calm and naturally cool."

then.

……

Confused.

Siru was still talking, "Do you feel much cooler? Do you feel a breeze blowing?"

Three people: ...

And no.

With a dumb face, this monkey must have not taken medicine today.

Bajie just lay on the ground and did not leave.

He cursed the plagued monkey.

Make fun of them.

Siru: Just to tease you guys.

How about it, is it fun?

If it's fun, please give it a five-star praise.

Bajie: ...

dead monkey.

(End of this chapter)