The cannon fodder of quick travel is not sad

Chapter 79
Tang Seng was beaten by his apprentice.

It was something that was never expected.

And it's embarrassing.

What this master did was so frustrating.

Drifting asked the monkey for questioning.

Then I found out that there are actually two monkeys.

The same.

Depend on.

Which one did it.

Monkey: It's him.

Monkey: It's him.

Sand Monk:  …

Paralyzed, I really want to kill both of them.

So bad.

But I can only think about it.

There is no way.

Force value is too low.

Only to be beaten.

Beat someone or something, ha ha.

Just go to Guanyin.

Guanyin: I don't know
Go to heaven to find the Jade Emperor.

Jade Emperor: Same as above.

Go down to find Truth Listening.

Listening Truth: ... Same as above.

of course not.

I know which one is fake, but dare not say.

Sand Monk:  …

There was no other way, and the trouble finally went to Tathagata.

Tathagata: Just kill any one.

Of course not.

Say there is a six-eared macaque.

It is also a spirit monkey.

The body is the monkey.

Very naughty.

So most people can't see it.

Anyway, in the end the monkey beat the other monkey to death.

The one who was killed was the six-eared macaque.

It's just fake.

But it still looks the same.

There is a feeling of dying.

Inexplicably sad.

But the Buddha said it.

You take good care of Tang Monk to learn scriptures, and when things are done, I will confer you a Buddha.

monkey:……

it is good.

Then we headed west all the way.

Although Tang Seng was reluctant.

But rely on monkeys.

The force value of the pig head and the Drifting Monk is not good.

Anyway, in the end, I got the scriptures smoothly.

After that, all the meritorious deeds of several people reached consummation.

The most complete is Tang Seng.

Didn't do shit.

All I know is that I was caught, caught and caught.

Wukong Wukong Wukong.

Chanting sutras chanting sutras.

He even sealed the biggest official.

I feel so unbalanced.

But there is no way.

Can't beat it.

Can only admit.

At any rate, a Buddha was sealed in the end.

Not so shameless.

Like Bajie.

Seal a clean altar messenger.

clean altar.

Ah.

Really feed the pigs.

The monkey's mood is a bit complicated.

But he didn't say anything.

Standing obediently beside Tang Seng, he accepted the award very quietly.

Finally returned to Monkey Mountain.

People will grow.

Oh, and monkeys too.

In the past, the monkey was rebellious and unruly, and Lao Tzu was the biggest in the world.

Arrogance still has skills.

The first is to be cheated.

Then be pitted.

He was finally released after serving his sentence.

I have to escort a bald donkey to pick up the courier.

Oh, learn from the scriptures.

Then it turned out that this was a bigger scam.

Ha ha.

City people really know how to play.

Really advanced.

Also play live.

If I don’t come out to help when I’m fighting, I’ll win and you’ll come out the hell.

Be merciful, be merciful.

Sister Reunion.

I really want to kill these theatergoers.

It turned out to be Monkey King.

It turned out to be a pawn in the hands of these people.

Playing on the palm of your hand.

Angry.

But the monkey is no longer the young and frivolous monkey it used to be.

Laugh it off.

don't care.

He has lived so long.

All I saw was deceit, hypocrisy, and calculations.

Maybe the world is just like that.

Very disappointed.

But to no avail.

One monkey cannot change the whole world.

So be it.

In fact, it's good to get used to it.

Siru came by chance.

Just in time for the confrontation between real and fake monkeys.

All the trouble came before the Tathagata.

Then, Siru beat the monkey to death with a stick.

I still think they are ugly.

Anyway, the result is not bad.

All fake monkeys died.

Siru breathed a sigh of relief, luckily nothing went wrong.

That fake monkey is not actually a six-eared macaque.

It was monkeys who conjured up to pay for their sins.

After all, he beat the master.

If it is investigated, it is deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors.

Although the bald donkey didn't teach him anything, even though he was forced to become a teacher at the beginning.

But others don't think so.

Just change into a monkey that looks exactly the same.

Said it wasn't me, it was him who hit him.

It's him, it's him, it's him.

It's a big deal.

Just to make a big fuss.

This is not.

With this trouble, a Buddha seat was obtained.

And clean.

In fact, the monkey didn't think too much about it.

A complete surprise.

He just wanted to get away by himself.

Hurried and hurried.

Scared after the fight.

It is impulsive.

As a result, the Tathagata said it was a six-eared macaque.

monkey:……

What?
What the hell is a six-eared macaque.

Never heard of it.

Not just him.

All the bodhisattvas and arhats present have never heard of it.

Only Tathagata knows.

Monkey: Make it up, my old grandson will watch you make it up.

The result is a guarantee.

You send Tang Monk to learn scriptures properly, don't be distracted, and when things are done, I will confer you a Buddha for fun.

monkey:……

fog.

What the hell did I do.

A pie fell from the sky suddenly, and it hit me.

That's the mood.

It dawned on me.

It turns out that you didn't intend to confer Buddhahood on me.

This incident is actually a farce directed by Monkey himself.

no way.

Tang Seng is too annoying.

Chirp crooked.

Just beep when nothing happens.

He didn't appreciate it when he tried his best to help him, and wanted to drive him away.

Really.

So angry.

Then I couldn't help but move my hand.

When Siru arrives.

Tang Monk was sitting on a stone, holding a steamed bun in his hand and chewing it.

Glancing at Si Ru, he turned his head away.

Si Ru:……

Airi ignores it.

Standing aside expressionless.

The Drifting Monk came over, "Brother, go and apologize to Master."

Si Ru:……

What did sister do.

Apologize right away.

D.

Keep a straight face and quit.

When Drifting saw it, his paws were a little numb.

He looked at Tang Seng who turned his back again.

He leaned next to Siru and whispered, "Elder brother, don't care about me like Master."

Siru: "Oh."

Then he walked up to Tang Monk and said, "Master, I'm sorry."

Sand Monk:  …

It always feels weird.

But it's fine if the big brother is soft.

Began to persuade Tang Seng.

Master, please forgive Elder Brother, Elder Brother knows his mistake.

Moreover, the one who hit you is not the senior brother.

He is a stinky monkey exactly like his senior brother.

That monkey was so capable that he turned into a big brother and even Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't recognize him.

He beat you and robbed us because he wanted to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures instead of you, and to take away your merits and virtues.

It was the senior brother who beat him to death with a stick.

Otherwise we will all suffer.

Master, don't blame big brother.

The big brother made up for it.

And there is no senior brother on Xitian Road, Master, you really know how to go to Xitian.

My second senior brother and I are two scumbags.

No use.

When the time comes, you will become a meal for monsters.

There is nothing left of the dead.

Tang Seng: ...

Good heart plug.

But Drifting was right.

In the end, he forgave Siru.

In my heart, I actually refused.

Si Ru:……

It doesn't matter.

You didn't forgive me, sister is here, never leave.

Always follow.

Although Tang Seng is a Buddhist scripture learner.

But in fact, there is no right to speak.

All the people here, including the monsters on the road, have been arranged in advance.

Even if he doesn't want to accept Siru, Guanyin Bodhisattva will come to persuade him.

Take it take it.

If we don't charge, we can't find a better thug.

Anyway, keep going west.

But obviously, there are fewer words.

He no longer took the initiative to follow Tang Seng.

Pouring tea with the back of the horse before the saddle.

Bajie was happy.

Take it all over.

The service is so thoughtful.

In the past, this was all the work of monkeys. If he was not allowed to get involved, he could only flatter him.

Fortunately, people like to hear good things.

There are four beauties in the harem, but I am the only one favored by Master.

Oh hehehe.

If there is an opportunity to be courteous, you must not let it go.

Brother, you are going to fall out of favor.

Drifting also saw that something was wrong, so he went to Siru and asked him what was wrong.

Si Ru:……

Just ask, why are you so close?

The saliva was sprayed on the face.

Oh, the hair is all over the face.

Sprayed on facial hair.

So dirty.

"Oh, I was taught by the Buddha."

Drifting understood in seconds.

"I know, I know, big brother is in a bad mood, I understand."

Siru shook his head.

"No and no."

Drifting is dumbfounded.

Looking at Siru with doubts.

Thinking like a secret smile.

"It's just an epiphany."

Drifting opened his eyes wide, "Brother, what you mean is..."

Si Ru nodded.

He sighed, "A word from the Buddha is better than thousands of years of practice."

Sha Seng's face was full of surprise, "Congratulations, Senior Brother."

Envious and jealous.

This dead monkey is lucky.

I beat the master, got a guarantee, and had an epiphany.

(End of this chapter)